My girlfriend dumped me

[jaguarr]

Well... no, but he's got big strong hands.

Excellent. Carry on, then.

jag

 

[Daisy]

Tangled Web: Dry humped at a concert, cyber sexed under the guise of female with JAL, wants to have sex with an 8th grader.

Doomed_Hero: Possibly not the father to a new born baby he saying is his

Yeah, but there was some sort of humping involved in both cases.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I'm meeting his parents in two weeks, and I'm sure they're not going to approve because I'm 'older'. They're so narrow-minded.

AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING????

Dude.....my wife lived in a town of about 300....we now live in the big city of Georgetown (population around 5,000).....and you think you have it bad?

Yes I do! You wouldn't BELIEVE how ****ty this town is for a hundred thousand people.

Yeah....I guess they'll be lining up around the block by the thousands for a chance to hop into bed with you.

Jah because that is TOTALLY what I said.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Well... no, but he's got big strong hands.

Good, how are the back of them

 

[Daisy]

Good, how are the back of them

Not excessively hairy.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I'm hairy.

By the time I'm about 22 my arms will look like Robin Williams'.

 

[Chauncey]

I'm hairy.

By the time I'm about 22 my arms will look like Robin Williams'.

Maybe you will have become a man by then, lesbian.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Maybe you will have become a man by then, lesbian.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Oh, and maybe you will have become a non-newb by then...

I had to.

 

[blind_fury]

Not excessively hairy.

You got one 'a dem there MEH-TRO-sex-yoowalls.

I bet fairyboy manicures his toe nails. tee hee!

 

[Daisy]

You got one 'a dem there MEH-TRO-sex-yoowalls.

I bet fairyboy manicures his toe nails. tee hee!

Nah, he's a redhead.