Baywatch: The movie!

[Stringer]

Effron induces so much eye rolling from me.

 

[Jay Beezy]

Not gonna lie. In spite of not showing enough skin, she's got a face of steel that's turning me on a bit.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

If I was you I would record Daddario famous scene from True Detective and create an endless loop.

 

[terry78]

Already done, pal.

 

[Dark Raven]

Not a sign of Daddario in her Baywatch uniform. Is she meant to be the newest recruit or is Effron?

I suppose there is a little resemblance between her and Nicole Eggert:

But I get the impression Daddario seems a little older.

 

[Jay Beezy]

Not a sign of Daddario in her Baywatch uniform. Is she meant to be the newest recruit or is Effron?

She could be off duty.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Already done, pal.

A friend of a friend of a friend of an acquaintance would like to study it for anthropological curiosity. Did you upload it on Internet by chance ?

 

[Dark Raven]

I wish Dwayne Johnson were sporting a David Hasselhoff hairdo. Especially from his Knight Rider years.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Some wish should be kept secret

 

[Dark Raven]

Who is the "villain" of this movie? Is it Priyanka Chopra? Her character's name (according to Wikipedia) is Victoria Leeds. But they could've made her Neely Capshaw instead, who was played by Gena Lee Nolin, and was the actual bad girl of the show and slightly villainous lifeguard (until they reformed her character later on, but then even later she kind of went back to her bad girl ways).

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

The villain is the clothing industry as a whole.

 

[Dark Raven]

The villain is the clothing industry as a whole.

Well, only for the women.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Are you telling me that The Rock & Zaffron will sport a man lace boxer ?

 

[Chesterfield]

Those Daddario pics were...disappointing.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Are you telling me that The Rock & Zaffron will sport a man lace boxer ?

I hope so. I keep sending them both lots of those in the mail, so I'll be insulted if they don't follow through.

 

[Dark Raven]

I want to see pictures of Kelly Rorbach. And she needs to be in a red swimsuit. If she's just in any other colour, then that's just a Sports Illustrated photo shoot and nothing new.

 

[Jay Beezy]

I want to see pictures of Kelly Rorbach. And she needs to be in a red swimsuit. If she's just in any other colour, then that's just a Sports Illustrated photo shoot and nothing new.

Ilfenesh Hadera was in a red swimsuit. Remember how little excitement that stirred?

 

[Dark Raven]

Ilfenesh Hadera was in a red swimsuit. Remember how little excitement that stirred?

It wasn't really a red swimsuit that she had but a scuba diving/ waterskiing wetsuit. I'm talking about an actual swimsuit like this:

 

[Sawyer]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCeX_s5oh2w/?taken-by=therock

 

[Jay Beezy]

It wasn't really a red swimsuit that she had but a scuba diving/ waterskiing wetsuit. I'm talking about an actual swimsuit like this:

That's just nitpicking. What if what Ilfenesh Hadera was wearing are the uniforms?

If you want to see Kelly in a red swimsuit, just watch those Instagram vids the Rock posted announcing her.

And aren't we all more interested to see Daddario in the red swimsuit?

 

[Fallen Angel]

It's official—@DavidHasselhoff is joining the #Baywatch movie: http://bit.ly/1OTf5cj

 

[Dave McFly]

what, like he was busy lol it is cool that he is in this tho

 

[Drizzle]

If they got Depp to cameo in 21 Jump Street then Hasselhoff was a no-brainer for this.

 

[Pink Ranger]

If they got Depp to cameo in 21 Jump Street then Hasselhoff was a no-brainer for this.

Getting Johnny Depp is one thing, but I'm surprised Hasselhoff could fit this into his schedule.

 

[Drizzle]

Getting Johnny Depp is one thing, but I'm surprised Hasselhoff could fit this into his schedule.

If it were ten years ago, all they'd have had to do was coax him with a bottle of Svedka and a burger from Carl's Jr.