Being... British?

[hammy]

I would appreciate some suggestions of good British stand up to listen to. I like Lee Evans, Gervais, Jimmy Carr, and others... Some less obvious comedians would be good.

Mark Watson.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Stephe K. Amos is gay? But he's black!

If that was puposely stupid LMAO otherwise youare a very bad man.
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And hammy keep your hammer to yourself

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Mark Watson.

He's not really Welsh! It's all a lie!

 

[hammy]

I know.
And, have a mackerel.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Keep your fish away from me darlin'.

 

[Brick]

If that was puposely stupid LMAO otherwise youare a very bad man.

Next you will be telling me that Jade Goody is riddled with cancer.

 

[hammy]

Keep your fish away from me darlin'.

Have a chair.

(There is no limit to the implements I have with which to pummel you.)

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Have a chair.

(There is no limit to the implements I have with which to pummel you.)

Keep your chair.

 

[hammy]

One of your posts disappeared.

Anyway, I will have to finish clobbering you at a later date.

 

[hammy]

Never mind, it re-appeared.

 

[hammy]

It may have been a case of operator error.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Wow a triple post!

 

[The Englishman]

Right, The Queen Vic last night was covered in Irish flags to celebrate St Patricks Day, When its St Georges Day and there are no English celebrations on Eastenders then the BBC is going to feel my wrath!!!!!

 

[hammy]

What did St. George do?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

He went far away from a town and killed a dragon... he was also a compulsive liar.

 

[Eggyman]

Rubbish! He owns the chippy round the corner from me.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

He may of told you that, but you can never be sure with what a compulsive liar tells you.

 

[Eggyman]

He's not that bad!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

If that's so why did he tell me his middle name is Muriel and he only indulges in coitus on the weekends.

 

[Eggyman]

Because he didn't want you to know his real name and didn't want to have sex with you.

 

[The Englishman]

He may of told you that, but you can never be sure with what a compulsive liar tells you.

How do you know he lies, did he tell you?? t:

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Because he didn't want you to know his real name and didn't want to have sex with you.

That almost happened to me once... except he did want to have sex with me.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

How do you know he lies, did he tell you?? t:

No his mother did... at least he said it was his mother...

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Happy Mother's Day, you bunch of mothers.

 

[Brick]

I wonder what Jade Goody is doing for mothers day.....