Bend it Like Bendis

[deemar325]

Simple, you can discuss any subject, but post in a way that Brian M. Bendis would write a character in a comic. I'm gonna say what I've just stated in Bendis-talk.

Example:

Simple..uh just say what ya want..

but um..like me..

Oy vey!

 

[deathshead2]

so um yeah

 

[Storm Shadow]

The.............thread...............................title is..............hilarious....zang.

 

[deemar325]

That uh..

Moonknight..guy

um you like?

 

[deathshead2]

na not really...

you no

 

[deemar325]

so um yeah

I..uh..

like your..um..

Avy..

 

[deathshead2]

yeah and stuff...

yours...um

too.

I guess

 

[deemar325]

na not really...

you no

That Finch..guy

oh boy..

uh..yeah

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

nah gosh darnit my mask came off again...in front of everbody!

 

[Da Docta]

This, is like, y'know, nice thread, yo!

...oh wait, that's urban emonese.

 

[deemar325]

yeah and stuff...

yours...um

too.

I guess

Um..?

thanks..

I..guess

so...

 

[deathshead2]

That Finch..guy

oh boy..

uh..yeah

I like the um..
moon knight.

just not that 1st

issue and stuff..

 

[deemar325]

nah gosh darnit my mask came off again...in front of everbody!

I hate ..um..

that..

oiy vey!!

mine fell off..yeah..um

 

[deathshead2]

this bendis stuff...

is hard.

Hw does he like...

do it?

 

[deemar325]

I like the um..
moon knight.

just not that 1st

issue and stuff..

I think..um tha..

they..should..

have more um.......

........................

......................

.......ninjas.

 

[deemar325]

this bendis stuff...

is hard.

Hw does he like...

do it?

Um...that..

watchacallit?!..um...

.....talent..

 

[deathshead2]

I think..um tha..

they..should..

have more um.......

........................

......................

.......ninjas.

yeah and maybe some..


um moon knight as a....



girl?

 

[Storm Shadow]

It...

really totally..

sucks....

when......

ma

s...

ks...

fall off..

ya....

know....................

tucas..

 

[Kotagg]

Amagad! Bendis makes characters talk like real people, and not like a book! FORSOOOOTH!

 

[Furthermore]

Bendis writes the way people talk. People don't talk to each other in long monologues, they talk in short sentences and phrases. Pay attention the next time you are talking to your friends. Oh wait...

 

[Storm Shadow]

You...

were..

supossed..

t.

o...

s...

ay it...

like Bendis...

kay...

 

[deathshead2]

Bendis writes the way people talk. People don't talk to each other in long monologues, they talk in short sentences and phrases. Pay attention the next time you are talking to your friends. Oh wait...

If he could like write that way...

I could like um be writing for marvel


and stuff.

 

[Kotagg]

Hyperbole never really suited anyone much.

 

[deemar325]

Bendis writes the way people talk. People don't talk to each other in long monologues, they talk in short sentences and phrases. Pay attention the next time you are talking to your friends. Oh wait...

Oiy...!

dis guy...

said a mouth..um.

full..


yatsi!!

 

[SpideyInATree]

Um, when does the, uh, joke get old, fellas?