These are always hard in some way, but here goes!
DREAD'S BEST OF 2009!
BEST HERO (MALE): A tough call between James Barnes/New Cap, Hercules, or even some of the Guardians of the Galaxy or MI-13. But I think I'll give it to
Nova. The year began with Richard being stripped of his Prime rank and powers by the mad Worldmind, who was being run by Ego, and watching as Nova Centurions were recruited
en masse, including his brother. What followed was a brief turn as Quasar, some butt-kicking and a lot of redefinitions. Spanking Ego? Check. Getting powers back? Check, check. Wowing Dr. Necker's world? Triple check. Beating the stuffing out of Gladiator's cousin in a SIX PAGE PREVIEW? Quadruple check. From lone star hero to commander, Nova's had a heckuva year.
Honorable Mentions: Hercules (who missed it by a hair), James Barnes, Hank Pym, Invincible (Image), Blue Beetle (DC)
BEST HERO (FEMALE): Going with
Tigra here from AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE. 2008 had her become Hood's near-rape victim, but 2009 was all about her getting her groove back thanks to Christos Gage. She's kicking butt and taking names, and is hardly apologetic about it. She's declared she'll be no man's "furry sex toy". Perhaps an even bolder decision, she has (so far) decided to keep the child that she unknowingly conceived with Hank Pym's Skrull impostor. It has been amazing watching Gage do Tigra justice this year.
Honorable Mentions: Faiza Hussain/Excalibur, Black Widow, Nomad/Rikki Barnes, Atom Eve
BEST SUPPORTING CHARACTER (MALE): This one goes to
Amadeus Cho, easily. While he still doesn't quite have the chops to be the star of INCREDIBLE HERCULES right now, he's still one of the best sidekicks a hero like Herc could get. His bit at the end of the year about wanting to keep Herc alive because he's practically family to him was very touching for such a snarky kid.
Honorable Mentions: Bug, Cosmo (sniffle), Jack Flag from GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. Can I just put the whole team here? Oh, and Carlos from BLUE BEETLE; he's always hilarious.
BEST SUPPORTING CHARACTER (FEMALE): I'll say
Ko-Rel, whose biting commentary in NOVA is always awesome.
Honorable mentions: Pepper Potts, Mantis, Brenda from BLUE BEETLE.
BEST TEAM: Very tough this year. How about I have the
Agents of Atlas, the
Slott Mighty Avengers and the
Guardians of the Galaxy all share this award?
Honorable Mentions: DYNAMO 5.
BEST VILLAIN (MALE): The
Magus from
Guardians of the Galaxy. Great banter, vast threat, he isn't quite dead despite the team getting a Cosmic Cube assist from Kang himself, AND he was so heartless that he wasted Cosmo in one panel. COSMO! You can kill a hundred Captain Americas, but offing psychic Commie space-dogs? Uncool. Although I can understand him not wanting to be like Thanos, who lost to a bunch of animals this year.
Honorable Mentions: Loki, Red Skull, Dracula, Norman Osborn (by sheer default; I am seriously sick of him now, more than I was when Mackie revived him); Angstrom Levy, Zechariah (Image, ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN; any vampire mentor who all but ****s his werewolf enemy's daughter? That's
cooooold).
BEST VILLAIN (FEMALE): This goes to
Hera, easily. Even after a few thousand years, she's still the most evil step-mother a hero ever had. Aiming to erase reality, and willing to throw her "favorite" daughter Hebe out skyscraper windows on a whim. Plus, she has more mood swings than a thousand Amazons on the rag.
Honorable Mentions: Madame Masque. Her turn in INVINCIBLE IRON MAN has been downright creepy on a BASIC INSTINCT level.
BEST STORY: Right now, it is
"ASSAULT ON NEW OLYMPUS", easily.
Honorable Mentions: The Marvels Project; Conquest (from INVINCIBLE), "The Riddle of the Sphinx" from NOVA; "Vampire State" from CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13.
GOOD STORY, BOTCHED BY NEANDERTHAL LEVEL SCHEDULING: Captain America: Reborn.
WORST STORY: Ultimatum, with runner up likely
Hulk. Yes, Loeb out-sucked Bendis this year. Hail to the king, baby! He's even making Chris Claremont's twilight writing look good!
BEST FIGHT: This one has to go to
Invincible vs. Conquest in INVINCIBLE #61-64. The sheer scale of damage, the brutality, the "omigod did Kirkman REALLY just kill Atom Eve" fake-out. This was the first real attempt at a DBZ style brawl in an American comic book.
Honorable Mention: Hercuthor vs. Thorcules in INCREDIBLE HERCULES. "Nu-Krack" for the win. Also, Black Bolt vs. Vulcan in WAR OF KINGS #5-6.
BEST MOMENT: Hercules and Hebe patching things up in ASSAULT ON NEW OLYMPUS #1, because I'm a softie, and because Herc lost to Nova in the Hero award.
Honorable Mention: Nova vanquishing Ego with one final blast in NOVA; Faiza taking out Dracula in CB&MI13; "Headbutts of Death" that ended the Invincible/Conquest fight in INVINCIBLE.
BEST ONGOING SERIES: This time I
refuse to choose between
INCREDIBLE HERCULES and NOVA, because I don't have to. I buy both.
Honorable Mentions: Three canned series; BLUE BEETLE (died Feb. 2009), AGENTS OF ATLAS, and CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13. Those still alive, INVINCIBLE, AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE (which really had a great year), BOOSTER GOLD, DYNAMO 5, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, CAPTAIN AMERICA (before hiatus).
BEST MINI-SERIES: THE MARVELS PROJECT is kicking all kinds of ass now.
Honorable Mentions: NOMAD: GIRL WITHOUT A WORLD; WAR OF KINGS; GHOST RIDERS: HEAVEN'S ON FIRE.
BEST PUBLISHER: Marvel, which continues to publish many quality titles in spite of itself.
Honorable Mention: Image
BEST WRITER: Very, very hard this year. I'll list the ones I like and that will have to be enough. In no particular order: Ed Brubaker, Christos Gage, Fred Van Lente, Jeff Parker, Dan Abnett, Andy Lanning, Greg Pak, Matt Fraction, Dan Jurgens, Robert Kirkman.
WORST WRITER: This was Jeph Loeb's year. His "poison touch" is even killing the relaunch of Incredible Hulk sales wise. Ultimatum did nothing but ward readers from Ultimate. THE LONG HALLOWEEN was, indeed, a
LONG time ago.
MOST OVERRATED WRITER: Bendis or JMS.
BEST BREAKOUT WRITER: Probably Kieron Gillen, producing high quality for a run no one will remember in two years time on THOR, sandwiched between JMS and Fraction like Gerald Ford between Nixon and Carter.
BEST BREAKOUT ARTIST: I'd never heard of Rodney Buchemi before INCREDIBLE HERCULES, but now he's up there with Clayton Henry and Reilly Brown on that book. To be fair, Brown had really only been known for DEADPOOL before Herc too.
MOST OVEREXPOSED HERO OF 2009: Named after the last DIRTY HARRY film, it's
Deadpool easily. Although he shares this award with, as always,
Wolverine. I could go a year without any of them. Deadpool in March will be in 9 books, proving that Marvel hasn't learned their "overdo them while they're hot and run them into the ground" lesson from Punisher, Ghost Rider, and Venom of the 90's. Ah, Marvel, no one repeats mistakes better than you, aside for DC.
Dishonorable Mentions: Sentry; seriously, who HASN'T kicked his ass this year? Take your meds and go back to rehab with Britney, Bob.
MOST OVEREXPOSED VILLAIN OF 2009: Is there any doubt that it is
Norman Osborn? And to think everyone screamed when Howard Mackie revived him to end the Clone Saga at the end of the 90's; where would Marvel be without him? They'd have had to have chosen a different villain to replace Iron Man as media darling who wasn't a tried and convicted serial killer/domestic terrorist. That would have been very hard.
Dishonorable Mention: "Look, I'm a bad ass because I'm wearing Dormammu's bed-sheet and Bendis says I am," the Hood. He and Norman are like twin cysts that won't leave us alone yet. Hood's like a demonic Linus from PEANUTS, cuddling his security blanket and suckling on a handgun or two.
BEST NEW CHARACTER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE AGAIN, BUT PROBABLY WON'T: I have faith we'll see Faiza Hussein again, so I'll go with Blue Marvel here. He's a better stab at a premise like the Sentry than the Sentry ever was.
THE "CRAP OR GET OFF THE POT" FRANCHISE OF 2009: Still
Young Avengers. Their annual mini series from Paul Cornell and Mark Brooks was an ambitious failure in many ways. When a third of them have to rely on being in MIGHTY AVENGERS for development, you know that is bad. Have Sean McKeever write it with Nomad and his Gravity character on the team already!
BEST EDITORIAL LINE OF THE YEAR: Joe Quesada, upon being told on a blog that even with all of his fudgy math excuses and a few mulligans, he was off on INCREDIBLE HULK #600 by at least one issue:
Joe Q said:
Note this "math" isn't even freshman algebra.
Honorable Mentions: Vows that CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13 wasn't canceled, when it clearly was. Or any hokum Dan DiDio says about Wonder Woman or Aquaman.
BEST FRANCHISE PUSH OF 2009: The
AGENTS OF ATLAS. They and Jeff Parker were everywhere the last half of the year, and look to repeat that through Spring 2010. Marvel's really devoted to this one, and for once it's deserving!
My "Best 725 Comics Of The Decade" article is at the Examiner link below!