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Bought/Thought 10/29

You had a good point before about him not reading, but he has a point about why would you do that. It's just a stupid reason. "I'm going to be a superhero that emulates a supermodel" is something deserving of a WTF comment, and now you're just getting on his case for no reason other than to pile on, and what's worse you're doing it badly and looking like you can't read in the process.

Look, I understand he doesn't like the idea, but would it kill the guy to actually research what he's complaining about? For the record, he started the entire thing, and has repeatedly been proven wrong on just about every point he has tried to make.

This is like having someone attacking you for liking Obama because they think he's Muslim or some crap.
 
Look, I understand he doesn't like the idea, but would it kill the guy to actually research what he's complaining about? For the record, he started the entire thing, and has repeatedly been proven wrong on just about every point he has tried to make.

This is like having someone attacking you for liking Obama because they think he's Muslim or some crap.

Well I didn't exactly start it, did I?

But anyway I think we're past this now. I'm bored of this conversation.
 
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Yeah, but I actually read the issue, laughed out loud too. Maybe it was meant as a comedy?



It's this whole story that seemed pretty weak but I'll break it down (stop reading if you don't want to be spoiled, oh wait no one cared to begin with that's right)...




It was going to be Sara Ehret but she chickened on registering out so her buddy Alana Jobson took some drugs, got some unknown powers and took her place, apparently Ehret has powers too. Alana got poisoned which mixed with the drugs she already had in her system caused her to OD and die. The End, unless Ehret takes up that mantle no one cared about to begin with and continue the legacy that the sentry created.... hey kids drugs can be a good thing! (on a side note, I didn't think blindside was bad villian)


Wait a minute dude..sentry?

Ever hear of a guy named Steve Rogers?
 
What is with all these heroes powered by drugs lately?

Because Marvel is against tabacco, but pill popping is A-Ok with them. :up:

Getting powers through drugs is good, mmmkay.

While I cobble together my weekly essay reviews, that reminded me of a sprite comic I put together on PAINT a few months ago. I've made a few of these, but I usually just share them with a few pals on AIM.

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This thread sucks way too much for a week that included both Hercules and Nova.
 
This thread sucks way too much for a week that included both Hercules and Nova.

Harsh criticism.

NOVA was pretty damn awesome, but of course in a little while I'll find a way to say that again, only with about 700 words. :up:
 
While I cobble together my weekly essay reviews, that reminded me of a sprite comic I put together on PAINT a few months ago. I've made a few of these, but I usually just share them with a few pals on AIM.

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Haha! YOU did that?? Awesome work! :D :up:
 
Rage of the Red Lanterns was pretty cool. Last page was a bit of a shock, expected [blackout] Hal to be the Willpower guy with the build up on the page previous[/blackout].
 
I finally read last week's She-Hulk. It was good once I got past the triteness of the all-female team, which is really no better than Hudlin pairing Black Panther up with random black heroes simply because they're black. The whole thing took on a light sort of Incredible Herc-ish feel, which was awesome. I like the villain, Darqon. It's always fun to see a villain who has absolutely no equivocation about being totally villainous and revels in it. He should be fun.

Cucca's art was solid, especially with his talent for drawing expressive faces, since this issue was basically all conversation and quirky looks. The only problem I had with the art was the last page with the Winter Guard. I mean, I know no one's perfect but Jeebus, Red Guardian looks as bad as any of Liefeld's attempts at anatomy. It's awful. But then the rest of the issue looks fine. Weird.
 
Okay... I'm growing to like doing these reviews weekly. Spoilers ahead.

I'll start with the Secret Invasion stuff...

SI: X-Men 3 - A good issue for the most part, but I'm getting bored of this mini. I think I only liked it because I like seeing all the X-Men out there fighting from all generations. However, the actual fight is getting dull. I'm ready for this one to end. I will say, however, that Beast's idea of using the Legacy Virus to destroy the Skrulls has me interested. I think this book could have been another 3 issue tie-in rather than 4 and it would have been better. And I'm not sure what I think of the art. Decent tie-in, but not one of the best in my opinion. A nice X-Men story. It is cool seeing Cannonball being in a bit of a leadership position again though. He's kinda lost that edge since X-Force.

SI: Thor 3 - I gave up on the ongoing title due to it's slowness and my not being a huge Thor fan to begin with, but I have really enjoyed this mini. It probably helps that the "Stormbreaker" mini made me a fan of Beta Ray Bill. I was sad though that he ended up back on Earth and as a "member of Omega Flight". However, the ending of this book where he's flying back into space really makes me excited that he's going to be a part of the Cosmic Marvel stuff that I love so much. Yippee!

As for the issue itself, I liked it. I didn't like Thor in the main Secret Invasion mini because he just kinda shows up and starts fighting. This mini read in sequence with the earlier part of SI really helps fill out his role in the series, so in that it's a success. The fight is good (though I agree Thor shouldn't have had such a hard time, even for a Skrull made to fight him) and I found myself really liking the Warriors Three (I think that's what they're called). The final scene with Asguard and Bill/Thor was awsome, but having read the first few issues of Thor not long ago I can see people's complaints on it. I still like it though. Kinda Wizard of Ozish. Can't beat the Witch, drop your house on her.

If Faction wrote every issue of Thor instead of Strac and it was this paced, I'd probably still be on it. And the art was awsome as well. All in all, the mini was good. Not the best of the tie-in's, but definately one of the better ones.

Nova - Best book Marvel puts out in my opinion. This story concludes the Secret Invasion tie-in while leading right into the next arc. Not much to say storyline-wise as it's the basic heroes fight skrulls, but it's a good read anyway. We get the energized Quasar and it really looks like he'll be sticking around for a while. Darkhawk's still here, and I'd have guessed that this was the last issue he'd show in, but later solicits show he sticks around for another couple issues at least, so I'm hoping he becomes a regular in the book as well. And we have Worldmind back and he's separate from Nova now and I think I like that. Something I'm growing to like is a good supporting cast, and with him separate it adds a good cast member in addition to Quasar and Darkhawk if it goes how I hope (and Death's Head II.... PLEASE!!!)

And I got a bit of a tease of my wanting to see Death's Head II show up. Worldmind summons the Minion project (the project that formed Death's Head II) and the project joins the fight. Ends up it's just the new Death's Head prototypes that was Amazing Fantasy and World War Hulk. But they're still there with Necker so there's a chance still. I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Abnett and Lanning did create Death's Head II if I'm not mistaken, or at least wrote his main series from the 90's, so there's a chance.

And I have to say, I didn't know what to expect from the Nova Corps restarting, but I was stoked after that last page. I don't know what it is, but seeing a Shi'ar member of the Nova Corps was oddly cool. Being a new fan of the Green Lantern books this is coming at a great time! Real eager to see what happens next.


And outside of Secret Invasion....

X-Force 8 - Okay... I've been looking for titles to drop lately so I can start picking up some more DC titles. This was one of them that I was debating.... yeah, not happening. I liked the first arc and the last issue... but I don't like Cyclops' role in the book. However, reading this issue reminds me how I like the book. It was written really well and... well... X-Force basically kicks the living crap out of the Vanisher. And being a fan of New X-Men, I love that Elixer seems to have joined this book permanantly, using his powers harshly. He not only gave Vanisher a tumor... he did it in an "X" shape. Dude always had potential to be a bad dude and now we're seeing that coming to play. Add that to my hopeful theory that Wither is really Elias or whatever that guy from the first arc's name was, I'm stoked. It's also cool to see Domino join the team. Not my favorate moment, but I've always liked her, so she's a good addition.

Warren goes back and forth between his rich white man to his blue Angel of death and I found his story interesting. He thinks about how he keeps acting normal for the others, but that he isn't, and this makes his being normal in Uncanny make sense. Then here he thinks about how he wants to fight and kill everyone just to see if they're fit to survive, as Apocalypse created him to do. With his return, then his mentions of finding the fit for Apocalypse... it really makes me wonder if they're going toward the Apocalypse storyline. I've always been a fan of Apocalypse and have found myself a bit disappointed with him over the last couple of appearances ("Blood of Apocalypse" and "The Twelve"... though "Search For Cyclops" was okay). I really think Kyle and Yost could handle it well. Here's hoping.

And lastly, the 2 members of the team not in the main story, Warpath and Wolfesbane. Wolfesbane simply gets a page of her dreaming about killing Reverand Craig. Nothing much happens, but I'm curious where it goes. And Warpath is on some journey that I don't remember the reason of (I'll have to go back and check). His car gets sliced in half in mid-drive and then he goes and hunts down a beast named Gotal. I don't remember anything about this character or storyline so I'm hoping it's just a new story and not something I'm forgetting about and will have to look into again.

Oh... and for the record, Choi's art just blows me away. His stuff is amazing... it's like Land if he wasn't a copycat and everyone didn't look like models in adds. It's just beautiful. I hope he stays on for a long run here or on another book I read soon. I love his stuff. I'm staying on this book for the forseeable future. I'm just liking it more and more with each issue they come out with.

X-Men Legacy 217 & Wolverine Origins 29 - Didn't get Legacy last week so I got them both. I don't know what I think of this storyline really. I've not read Origins since somewhere around Daken's first appearance so I don't really have anything invested in his character. I do read Legacy though, which is why I'm buying these Origin tie-ins. The story's alright, but it's not really doing much for me and I'm ready for it to be over. I think the part that kinda annoys me is that once again they're playing with continuity by making Wolverine join the team to kill Xavier, and Xavier wiping his mind and making him want to stay there (basically). This was semi-done in Ultimate X-Men and the other half I'm just not a big fan of.

Also, the Sinister-Chick. I don't recall, is she supposed to be Sinister in a female body now, or some relation, or just someone who coincidentally looks like Sinister? I don't remember and don't feel like looking into it. Did she show up in Legacy or is she a Wolverine Origins baddie? Something about male characters suddenly female kissing and having sex with other males just kinda creeps me out. If it was just a gay issue it wouldn't bother me, but the sex change part first is just odd.

I will say though, I'm loving the art. Deodato and Eaton are both wonderful.

Immortal Iron Fist 19 - Another book I was debating on dropping that's made me change my mind, at least for now. After Brubaker left I just stopped caring. However, something about this issue made me revert and I think it was the inclusion of the Immortal Weapons. It makes the book feel like Bru and Fraction never left and their stories are continuing. Them showing up here, Steel Serpant's appearance last issue, and the 8th City storyline coming up here in a few months really got me curious. And I realized that with them still in the book, and with Cage, Coleen, and Misty... Danny's got an awsome supporting cast. I figure I'll stay on the book at least through the 8th city storyline, concluding the tales began by Bru and Fraction. If the writer impresses me between now and then I may make it a permanant stay.

But as for Swierczynski on this book, I'm starting to like this arc. Definately a good step, but it shouldn't have taken 3 or so issues for it to happen. I'm liking it now, but I'm glad it's finishing up next issue. I'm ready to move on.


And now for the 2 non-Marvel:

Final Crisis: Rage Of The Red Lanterns - Pointlessly a tie-in to Final Crisis... unless there's something that happens here or in Final Crisis that makes it necessary, but I doubt it. I came in seriously after Sinestro Corps so I read those as back issues, already knowing most of the story. Now I'm coming into this even from the beginning and I'm stoked. The Secret Origin arc in Green Lantern helped set the stage for this and I already feel like I know Atrocitis as a new reader, so that's something Johns did well I think. This issue also talks about what's going on over in GL Corps, so it fits right in with everything Green Lantern.

So we're introduced to the Red Lanterns and I think my favorate is the psychopathic kitty cat. Awsome! It doesn't seem like the Red Lanterns are going to be very indepth, not as much as the Green and Yellow Lanterns anyhow, so I'm not expecting much more out of them than just an attempt at a Lantern bloodbath. This could be a really cool event and I'm stoked.

I'm also glad to see that this is also introducing a few other colors of Lanterns. We get the beginning conversations of the Orange Lanterns and we meet the very first Blue Lantern. I'm real curious about him specifically. And I'm real curious on what's coming with the story began in Corps... with Ash and the scarred Guardian's search for the Anti-Moniter. And this is apparently running alongside GL Corps' Star Saphires storyline, so between the two we should really get a good idea of all the colored Lanterns. Good stuff!

Not much to say other than that I loved the issue and I can't wait for the rest of the book.

"S" or "Project Superpowers" 0 - Or whatever it's called. I heard about this a while ago and was curious about it. I know I'm behind but I thought I'd give it a shot and bought the 0 issue just to try it. It was only a buck. I ended up really liking it and am curious how the rest of the mini was. Issue 7 came out today so I'd like to try and get ahold of the rest of them soon and see how it went. I like the art and the story was good. And I really like the idea of the American Spirit personified by a cloak-like flag. Very cool.

Anyone else read this series? How was it?
 
Don't forget about the burned faced Guardian is a traitor. Awesome.
 
Astonishing X-Men: Ghost Boxes #1
I wasn't totally happy about this coming out because I would have to but two extra issues. But I figured it would be worthwhile since Ellis wrote it. And I found both stories quite enjoyable. They were cool little stories with good art (probably better than Bianchi's art in the main book). But each story was eight pages long, and the rest of the issue was the scripts form both stories. And, while I don't like to look at amount of content when it comes to buying comics, I feel ripped off paying $4 for 16 pages of story, regardless of what extras are included.
 
I try so hard to stay clear of the Secret Invasion, yet I find its tie-ins in some of the strangest places. For example...

GIANT-SIZED X-MEN FIRST CLASS
This is the end, beautiful friend. This is the end, my only friend. The end...
[/The Doors]

Well, it's not quite the end. Although this Giant-Sized issue marks the end of the X-Men First Class ongoing series, us fans will be treated to one last miniseries starting in February 2009. Then we'll be reduced to all of the other First Class knockoffs.

Giant-Sized features 5 short stories, each drawn by a different artist, and 3 written by series regular Jeff Parker. To go along with its Halloween release, all 5 stories are tales of monsters and aliens. The three written by Parker ("The Thing From Another Aisle," "Invasion of the Bobby Snatchers," and "The Day the Earth Just Would Not Stand Still") follow Hank McCoy working with the FBI's Agent Baker, who wants Hank's help seeking out extra terrestrial life on Earth. In the first tale, Hank and Bobby discover a mad scientist in Antarctica experimenting on creating lifeforms made entirely from soy. It's a noble effort, really. He wants to create a tofu that tastes more like real meat, so he gene-spliced animal traits into lumps of tofu shaped like pigs and cattle. But when he creates a Tofu-Man, things get really out of hand!

The second story is a follow-up, where Beast calls in Scott, Jean, and Warren to help seek out more living tofu creatures. It turns out the tofu is not only starting to look completely human, it's replacing them! An entire neighborhood has been replaced with tofu body-snatchers!

The third tale involves Scott and Hank using the Wizard's abandoned flying saucer (remember the issue with the Wizard and Medusa back in #15?) to fly around the world and draw out aliens who might mistake them for fellow-invaders. It's pretty much an elaborate joy-ride until they crash-land in Russia, where they are mistaken for alien invaders. Hank accidentally got one of the Wizard's helmets stuck on his head, and everyone thought Scott "stiff as a board" Summers was a robot. Toss in one final "Klattu barata nikto" reference for good measure, stir, and serve.

What really pissed me off about this storyline was its conclusion. Hank informs Agent Baker that there are no aliens that they can find. In the end, we the readers are treated to two Skrulls congregating in secret about how Baker is really one of them, and that their "secret invasion of Earth has begun." Wait for it... wait for it...

:whatever:

The fourth tale is "Vigil of the Mad," a creepy illustrated poem about a young Charles Xavier going all "Village of the Damned" by controlling the other kids on the street. The final story is "The Mark of the Monster," a reprint of a classic X-Men horror tale by Roy Thomas and Don Heck (with Stan Lee as editor).

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ASTONISHING X-MEN: GHOST BOXES #1 OF 2
A jolly spiffing narrative, what!

Somewhat tying in to the current arc of Astonishing X-Men, this Ghost Boxes mini apparently tells the tales of alternate outcomes of Agent X-13's excursions. In the story we're familiar with, the X-Men were called to San Francisco by the police because of a body found hovering in flames. The X-Men realized the perp was on his way to a spaceship graveyard in Indonesia, where his ghost box (a portal between parallel worlds) lay waiting. Agent X-13 tried to inflame Wolverine as per his orders in case of an emergency, but Wolvie shook it off, and Agent X-13 ended up killing himself rather than let the X-Men pry information out of him.

Well Ghost Boxes shows us an alternate version of that story. Instead of trying to torch Wolvie, in this version he torches and kills Cyclops, causing the X-Men to freak out when he killed and/or incapacitated all but Armor, who had no clue what to do with her allies fallen. X-13 then sent out an army of giant robots to annex Earth-616 on behalf of whoever he works for. Mission accomplished, although he actually would've preferred to have attacked a universe called Earth-889, where technology is still in a non-digital, steampunk stage.

Cut to Earth-889, where we see what would've happened if Agent X-13 had attacked that universe instead. Really, the X Society (the name for this X-Men) of this universe are a little amusing. Their official leader is Scott Summers, the world's most famous adventurer and lover of high society's Emma Frost. Summers, tired of courting Ms. Frost, wishes to marry her. Emma, being born into money, could not bring herself to marry so lowly, and wishes to merely enjoy this bohemian stage of her life. The team also includes the ever so blue and furry Dr. McCoy, and the gruff goggles-wearing Mr. Logan.

The X Society is based in New Albion, which just happened to be Sir Francis Drake's name for California, but never caughton because the Spanish named it California first (I learned that from Warren Ellis' script & notes featured in the back of this issue). In this alternate world, it's New Albion. It's the exact same premise we saw in the first few issues of Ellis' arc: The Western Yard has found a floating inflamed body, and calls in the X Society for help. They trace the perpetrator (Agent X-13) en route out of the country (probably on his way to Indonesia for the ghost box). However, because Earth-889 is a spiffing steampunk world, he was still stuck in San Francisco (called New Portsmouth), waiting for the noon departure of a commercial airship/zeppelin. Using his fire powers to try to get away, Agent X-13 (who apparently has never been to a universe with zeppelins) blew up the airship, killing himself and all nearby civilians.

I liked this issue. It felt kinda irrelevant, but it actually gives me a better understanding of what the ghost box is used for, and who Agent X-13 is. The stories themselves are of no real consequence, but they are pretty fun. Also, the art in the New Albion story was jolly nice to look at.

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Still to Come
-Thor #11
-Immortal Iron Fist #19
-Incredible Hercules #122
 
As October comes to a close and Halloween is upon is, the latest batch of comics come through. Some more SI offerings from Marvel, and Kirkman gets in a horror themed book right on time.

It is critical that you pay attention at this time, Nova Centurions. Spoiler effect is on global scale.

Dread's BOUGHT/THOUGHT for 10/29/08:

ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN #9:
Just in time for Halloween (or Hallowe'en for accurate types), comes Kirkman & Howard's continuing tales of Gary Hampton, ex-rich CEO and ex-superhero, and full time Wolf-Man. On the run for the murder of his wife (which was actually committed by his ex-mentor, the vampire Zechariah), Wolf-Man encounters the "elder" werewolf who originally bit and created him back in issue #1 (which, due to the shipping schedule, really feels like two years ago). The Elder Wolf's motives are not known, but he seems intent on training Gary in how to fight the vampire threat; not with riddles out of fortune cookies like in KUNG-FU, but with the ol' "whatever I do to you that doesn't kill you will make you stronger, maybe" logic.

In the meanwhile, the only member of the pack of superheroes that Zechariah has made into fellow vamps, Mecha-Maid and her holographic daughter make a ploy to escape, but it ends with mangled robot parts. And Gary's vengeful daughter has contacted the creepy paranormal detective, Damien Darkblood, best known as a random INVINCIBLE character set up to spoof Rorshach from WATCHMEN. Frankly I think this is a good move for Mr. Darkblood. INVINCIBLE is a bit cluttered with characters and there is little room for him there. This book caters more to the supernatural themes and thus may flesh him out more.

There also is that government agent out for Gary. Formerly known as "Agent Invincible" for his ability to regenerate, he now goes by Hunter. Hmm, someone better not tell Fred Dryer about that one. Armed with the typical cliche weakness for werewolves (silver bullets), he nearly ices Gary before he's gutted and slowed down by the Elder wolf, who gives Gary the treatment to force him to utilize his regeneration without shifting between forms. And here you thought Mr. Miyagi and Micky were rough couches.

Kirkman has begun to focus exclusively on his Image titles and promises they all will ship more often, and it any book could use that, it was WOLF-MAN. Taking about a year to get 6-7 issues slowed the momentum of the series down quite a bit, which is a shame because it is off to a good start. The tone is of course a cross between his superhero fare and his horror fare, and if anything, the only niggle is that Gary himself is sort of a simple, stock character, merely reacting to the more interesting world and characters around him. But, one could argue a lot of stories have that flaw, and so long as it is exciting and interesting to read, I don't mind so much. INVINCIBLE didn't start to really kick off until the end of the first hardcover, which was about issue #12-#14, and I am seeing AW-M on it's way to find it's feet (or paws). Issue #7 made for a good turning point to remind us that while superheroes are part of the story, it is full of gore and horror, and not everyone is safe. While I enjoyed the title, I've liked the last 2 issues more than some of the ones before it. Even if the whole "mentor who turns out to be evil" cliche has run it's course I think, and I only hope Kirkman doesn't repeat himself with the Elder. Of course, the Elder is just being crazy/violent from the start, rather than playing nice like Zach did, so he may be genuine. It would be cool to get a werewolf series that got into the lore in a more modern way; a lot of movies do better with zombies and vampires than werewolves, and WEREWOLF BY NIGHT was bogged down by a lot of genre conventions of the 70's.

I also will be very surprised if we go 2 full years without a "Wolfman's got nards!" reference.

There are some in the letters page who feel Jason Howard's art is too cartoony for the book, but I think it makes the violence stand out even more, much like Ryan Ottley on INVINCIBLE. Even if it can take him a while to draw each issue. To his credit, Kirkman is one of few writers who didn't throw his artists under the bus in terms of lateness and copped to it being mostly on him, and I look forward to seeing this reverse itself. It will be a shame to see Kirkman leave Marvel, but his best properties are at Image, so he may as well focus exclusively on them. At least Slott & Gage are keeping some of his creations at the House of Ideas warm.

How was that for a segway? Was it as awkward as local weather news segments?

AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #18: With Slott slated to start writing MIGHTY AVENGERS, his days writing or co-writing the title alongside Gage are numbered, but the dynamic duo still have a bit to get done here on this title. The SECRET INVASION crossover continues, and if any book has usually benefited from crossover tie-in's, it is this one. It spawned from CIVIL WAR/ THE INITIATIVE. It crossed over with WORLD WAR HULK and now SI; of course, by it's very premise, it wouldn't work if it didn't intertwine with what the rest of the line was doing. It is for that reason I often think of it as a Marvel Team Up that worked, because it is more relevant.

Steve Kurth comes in on guest pencils, as it seems Caselli is struggling with the schedule; he rarely gets in more than two issues anymore. But, it is better than the book being late, and Kurth's better than Steve Uy. I didn't have a problem with the art this week.

In fact it may be best to start off with the two things I DO have problems with, considering this is a title I often enjoy from Slott & Gage and the idea of them writing stuff I don't like sometimes seems alien to me. Like if I woke up and everything in my fridge tasted like chicken. And yes, one of them involves the scene as depicted on the cover by Mark Brooks.

In this issue, the Skrull mole on the Camp Hammond base, at least for their first class, is revealed, It was Thor Girl. I do have to say I am disappointed by that choice, as between her and Ultra-Girl, she was the more interesting of the two. Cloud 9 goes over their storylines for the series so far, and it reminded me of how much better Tarene's was compared to Suzy. Ultra-Girl was always just...THERE. Don't get me wrong, something like the Initiative makes sense. But her one storyline hook, her relationship with Justice, was presented with zero build up or reason, and ended just as quickly. One could almost consider that brief fling as Justice being on the rebound from his break-up with his fiance of several years, Firestar. Thor-Girl, on the other hand, naturally came in with all her Thor connections behind her and slowly started to come on to Trauma, not only because he channeled Thor during WWH, but because he had a warrior's spirit that she admired. It seemed genuine and more interesting to read. That, and out of two girls who are stuck wearing the costumes of male heroes, Tarene usually looked cooler. I understand "shock reveals" maybe carry less weight if they involve characters who weren't delved into enough to make it shocking, and one could argue that there may have been less reaction if Suzy had been Skrully. But I do feel that since Trauma is apparently sticking around for the long hual on A:TI, eliminating Thor-Girl leaves him with one less subplot to explore, and any "reveal" that makes a series weaker to me is not worthwhile. Justice has been written out of A:TI for the most part (which is actually annoying unto itself) so I doubt that angle with Ultra-Girl will return.

I could also make the broader argument that BOTH heroines could have been interesting, and an event like SI that almost by mantra forces writers to write off some characters for shock reveals is irritating. There never is going to be any more shock value if nothing is built up for more than a year. Of course, it is worth noting that Abnett & Lanning managed to do a SECRET INVASION story without sacrificing anyone in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.

Of course, it is always possible that Thor-Girl was captured & swapped briefly. Or, she still is wandering about, able to make a re-appearance somewhere. If any book would make sense, it would be JMS' THOR, of course. Even if such a storyline would take him 17 issues to address (Part 1 - Tarene thinks about returning, Part 2, Tarene stares at a wall thinking about returning, parts 3-10 chronicle the journey and so on...welcome to modern comic book writing 101; confusing the verbose with the complex, and complexity with quality). But, the point stands; Slott & Gage had a coin toss to get this right, and I didn't care for the result. Ultra-Girl's pretty boring. That hasn't changed in the year she has been on this book.

The second thing that annoyed me is that even in the state of war and the Intiative training and everything, it seemed a bit much for Gravity to so quickly and cavalierly kill someone. I was someone who actually liked Sean McKeever's original GRAVITY mini series from 2005. Sure, it wasn't the best thing in the universe, but it was fun. Gravity's schtick was being a plucky but still somewhat innocent kid superhero trying to break into the complex and overfilled superhero world of Marvel. Of course, McDuffie complicated that some when he killed Gravity off in BEYOND! only to have to revive him in FANTASTIC FOUR, but even during all that, retained some of that original naive, energetic character. Now of course, war is war and Gravity in his 3 years of "real time" he has done a heck of a lot, from battling villains to being Protector of the Universe, but he was never a killer. He was on Battleworld with VENOM for chrissakes and he wasn't all about killing him. Greg even tried to talk some morality into The Hood (which apparently was for nothing, thanks Bendis). But here, he uses his powers to kill a Skrull with a shrug.

Nova had growing pains between where he started in ANNIHILATION PROLOGUE and where he is now, but we got to witness this change nearly every step of the way. We haven't from Gravity and that hurts things. I know that Marvel is slowly making their entire universe PG-13 with the dismissal of the Comics Code of Authority, which means nearly every hero won't care about dead henchmen or whatnot anymore. But it does seem like a sudden shock. I understand in Cloud 9, we are sort of supposed to see how The Initiative hones superheroes to be "soldiers", warts and all, which includes making them ready, willing, and able to kill if and when they must (although they seem to fret about it less than Cap usually did, and he iced Nazis). But seeing it in Gravity, and not someone Slott specifically created, seemed jarring.

While we are at it, seeing Cloud 9 all "brutally efficient" in a way made her a less interesting character, not more of one. She's a walking example of Gauntlet & Gyrich's overreaching and overreactive strategy to train heroes, or rather, trigger happy and obediant soldiers in bright costumes. But a walking symbol alone is not a character. I understand, and always have, that AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE was supposed to be more mainstream and darker than some of Slott's other Marvel works like GLA and SPIDEY/TORCH, but there was something more honest and genuine in some of his lighter fare, and criticism of over-relying on gore and bleakness. The downer of Slott becoming an A-List level writer to Marvel is that he has had to work with that bleakness too. While he does it better than a lot of writers without making it seem as shallow, it still can sometimes seem just as predictable as monkeys on covers. Proper, mature comics need to embrace both darkness and light, and in these days, light appears to be the hardest thing to work with.

Gravity, without his rookie-nature or awe-struck reactions, has also become a more boring character, and it is a shame too.

It sounds like I didn't like the issue, but I actually did. The rest of the issue is solid stuff. I liked how Equinox managed to not only homage being a part of Spidey's rogues gallery, but the SPIDER-FRIENDS as well. I like obscure characters like 3-D Man, Devil-Slayer, and Jocasta getting in some key play here. I especially like the focus and depth that has been added to Crusader in this storyline, and I am slowly finding myself liking him (when I didn't much care for him during the FREEDOM RING finale of MTU). Slott & Gage have fleshed out a character that was bare bones when Kirkman made him. They're also handling Kirkman's Eric O'Grady fine, with him being more of a sleezy opportunist than hero, which is interesting to read (and he often gets the best lines of the issue). Komodo and Hardball are a cool couple (as well as cool original characters made for the series), even if Hardball's costume kind of stinks (he looked a lot better with a domino/Ninja Turtle mask). I am genuinely curious if Devil-Slayer is dead or just passed out. I know that Jocasta will be moving on with Slott to MIGHTY AVENGERS so I am watching her. It was great seeing THE ORDER again, and knowing none of the remaining few are Skrulls (and for a good reason; Stark, not Skrullowjacket, hand picked that team). The action scenes were usually good for me. Finally, I liked Ryder & Riot actually having the rest of the Krew around for a final push against the enemy.

So, I could say there is more that I like about A:TI than dislike, and that's fine. But the two things I didn't like took up a bit of my focus. But I will move on with them. A:TI often has a revolving cast and a lot of imagination, where every one idea that doesn't work for me is usually replaced by two that do. It's called faith, and I still have it in this book; I am interested who Mutant Zero will be, and in what direction Gage will take it once he is doing the title exclusively.

Still, the lessons of the issue are 1). Wasted potential stinks, no matter the reason, and 2). Making characters kill-happy doesn't always make them more interesting, even if there is a valid reason.

IMMORTAL IRON FIST #19: Swierczynski and Foreman (with Heath on 3 pages) continue onward with their first arc on the book after series launchers Fraction & Brubaker would depart to do, um, inferior work on UXM. And hey, it is part 3 of 4! Glory be arcs that are under 6 issues.

Zhou Cheng is the name of the man, or at least the vessal for the creature, that kills Iron Fist's after they hit age 33. The creature apparently steals their chi and uses it to try to make a play for the egg of Shou Lou in K'un-L'un. The only one who was able to escape that fate was Orson, who apparently did it by hiding and drugging himself so much that his chi was no longer detectable. Now Cheng has had three quarters of a century to plan how to kill Danny; only a league of allies has kept him from completing that goal.

With his kiddie martial arts school held hostage, Rand seemingly plays into the beast's hands, only to have planned an ambush by the other "immortal weapons", and Cheng bets a hasty retreat (and his dragon-beast master grows impatient). With John Amon leading the other "immortal weapons" in a fruitless search, Danny stays at his lair with Luke and Misty, only for Cheng to manipulate Danny's assistant into poisoning him. The first rule of being on the run from assassins is to immediately fire all assistants, or at least to never accept any food or drink you didn't closely monitor during preparation. Silly Danny.

The rest of Orson's historian friends, especially Ernst, are dying without Orson's chi keeping them alive, but they still have access to the library of his adventures (i.e. fodder for more random one-shots to fill break months). That is an annoying tidbit.

The good thing about Swierczynski is that he has seamlessly leaped aboard the title and is able to play with the universe and narrative style that Fraction & Brubaker built up without missing a beat. The book is still unlike other Marvel titles and very enjoyable despite the fact that the title hero isn't a capable fighter; Danny in 19 issues has failed to defeat every noteworthy opponent above "goon #4" he has ever faced, and I get the sinking feeling that may continue with Cheng. He is often told he is the weakest of the Iron Fist's and often we see why. But amazingly, it hasn't reached the point of utter ridiculousness that ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN did years ago. He still is powerful and skilled enough that threats that can challenge him still seem challenging and whatnot. It doesn't matter that if you asked anyone, "Who was the last decent, noteworthy opponent Iron Fist has ever defeated single handledly", and the only answer being, "Sabretooth, back in the 70's when even Black Cat could beat him and not before he got dangerous". Danny Rand is one of few martial arts characters who has become more interesting and relatable than his moves. Most martial arts characters' appeal begins and ends at the kicks and punches. But Danny has gotten a whole new foundation where that doesn't matter as much, like it does to the inferior Shang Chi.

Perhaps it is The Underdog's Dilemma, one that Rocky Balboa struggled with in the sequels; once an underdog wins a lot, he is no longer an underdog. Wolverine went through that too. Danny is a very interesting underdog in his new found mystical martial arts melees. A whole world is unfolding before him and we are along for the ride.

Still, I would like to see all his new found training and powers pay off for something more than stopping vehicles or canon fodder minions. Will Swierczynski go that step further from Fraction & Brubaker? I can't wait to find out. I think this book is in capable hands, which is not something I expected from a guy who wrote CABLE (who would be on my list of Top 10 Most Boring/Overrated Characters Ever). Hopefully the rest of that small but solid readership that Bru & Fraction built stick around too.
 
NOVA #18: A bad-ass cover for a bad-ass issue. Who says there isn't truth in advertising anymore?

Right, I should probably write more specifics here. Alright. I love the boldness of sticking DARKHAWK and QUASAR's names on the cover, as if they ever got anyone onto a book who wasn't already reading it since 1995. I love that kind of boldness to Abnett & Lanning. They see strength and potential in a lot of characters left for dead by the end of the 90's, including the titular hero, and much like Slott, they're not afraid to hide it. Alves & Hanna continue on art & inks and do the usual bang up job. The only quibble is that in a few panels where Darkhawk is baring wounds from his Skrull attackers, we see pink human flesh/skin underneath. While that is fine for Nova or most characters, it doesn't work for Darkhawk. He isn't a man in armor, he is a man whose body is swapped for an organic battle android which the host's mind. Darkhawk can bleed, but I don't imagine that his alien cyber-body is all pink and humanoid underneath. The armor's true "face" has been scary enough to stop hardened criminals in their tracks (although it has barely been glimpsed to the reader). It isn't a major quibble, but I see that factoid as something a lot of writers forget.

But, the rest is all goodness. No, it isn't a Skrull trick; Quasar is back in the flesh, or rather, in the quantum energy. Having survived his "murder" at the hands of Annihilus, he aids Nova, Darkhawk, and the soldiers of Project PEGASUS as they seek to protect the base from the armada of aliens. Of course, a few issues back during CONQUEST, Nova had a Phalanx-induced dream of him leading the Nova Corps with Wendell as pure quantum energy, so one could consider that foreshadowing. And while NOVA can sometimes be an obscure character sandwich, it is also a continuity sandwich. The PEGASUS people react to Quasar's return as they should, since he used to work with them for years. Darkhawk makes mention of his time with Nova on the New Warriors and how much Rich has changed since then. War has made Nova "grow up", but unlike some of the people we see in SECRET INVASION, we got to read of Rich's struggles with his new legacy and responsibility, and him slowly but surely stepping up. It wasn't stretched out to the point of annoyance like a JMS THOR story, but it was still addressed, and that fruit is being reaped now. They took what Giffen handed them years ago and ran with it, and have ever since.

Worldmind has even been reactivated and acts as if he had never left, activating the "Minion" program and using the new Death's Head robots to turn the tide in battle. It was a little heartwarming seeing Nova be estatic about the return of his trusty gestalt living computer that he used to be irritated with 5 issues back. He has some fun interaction with Rich's brother and the other members of PEGASUS. Like any great science fiction writer or writers, Abnett & Lanning excel at making all, or most, of their characters interesting, accurate, and exciting, whether they be humans with alien powers or aliens themselves. I was initially concerned about yet another SI tie-in but NOVA is easily coming forth as providing one of the best ones. It hasn't sold it's soul to the event and the tie-in is bringing about good things to the core title. It's a win-win. The entire issue was just people kicking around nameless Skrulls, and the action was still exciting!

I was a bit surprised that instead of watching Nova hand-pick some Nova Centurions, a squad of five have appeared out of nowhere at the final page. They are a group of aliens, including one who looks a bit "inspired" by Booster Gold's sidekick Skeets, and a Shi'ar. Of course, Rich always could do some personal recruiting while on Earth, and Quasar is due to appear in GOTG at some point according to interviews. Abnett & Lanning have proven very capable of making brand new and exciting characters, even when they only last two issues, like Ko-Rel (who I'll remember her more than Suzy Sherman). Where did they come from? Did Worldmind manage to quickly recruit five nearby beings within a few moments off-panel? Did they happen to be away from Xanadar when the Annihilation Wave struck it and managed to survive without Worldmind noticing (or telling Rich)? It opens up a lot of opportunities. Plus, if anyone could write a Shi'ar who was in any way readable, it would be DnA.

NOVA is a book that, much like the human rocket himself, seems to soar higher and higher on it's blazing journey. There's no telling the heights it can reach.

SECRET INVASION: THOR #3: The conclusion of Fraction & Braithwaite's SI tie in. Much like with USM and ASM, the core titles were too busy for the crossover, and the random mini's often sell about 10-20k worse as a result. This 3 part mini was more of a popcorn action flick, providing some of the action that JMS' THOR is too self-righteous to provide. Are there power level gaffes? Oh, sure. But it seems it is either that, or 22 pages of conversations that only tell us what we already know, from Thor. It has often been an issue with Thor; in his own title he often is of some grand power level because of his particular storyline, and in other titles, he's basically Superman with a hammer and no heat-vision.

Yeah, Thor should have been able to pummel that Skrull Femizon woman easier, the final blow seemed a bit awkward and forced, and so on. But Braithwaite made it look great, enough that one can almost forgive those sort of gaffes. Really, the only major hassle I have is that none of the other Asgardians, even Loki, seemed to make a big deal about Thor basically abandoning them in the midst of an attack so he could deliver some random woman's baby as Donald Blake. I mean, of course all life is precious to Thor, and he's all about helping the mortals. But if I was a random Asgardian there, especially if I or one of my buddies was hurt or killed in that attack, I would probably "have words with thee" or someone about it.

I will say that perhaps Thor didn't deflect Stormbreaker because it would have hit some other location; maybe it is hard to steer where you want your tampered hammers to go? The Skrulls had someone used magic to tamper with it; maybe that altered some of the rules of repelling it. In the end, Thor saved the town and got Bill his weapon back, so that is what matters. Bill's default costume is back, but at least he's out of limbo and free for someone else to use him. It isn't like anything from OMEGA FLIGHT was used in any book that counted, so why is anyone shocked about a costume design?

I did kind of like the appeal of Thor and Bill seeing themselves as battle-brothers, y'know, that star-crossed comrade thing. If aliens and gods can get along, why can't the rest of us, man? The Warrior's Three aiding Thor at the start of the issue was also pretty cool. Again, it is seeing the troupe engage in the sort of splashy, dramatic battles that JMS can't be bothered with. There was probably a better way to do it, but Fraction is obviously being stretched a little thin with all the books he is doing now, so some things are getting sacrificed. At least Thor is considered so important now that Marvel commissions three Thor books to ship in October.

I'm still a sucker for a smash-mouth action scene. SI: THOR provided one, so I don't regret it. It provided at least a minor reason as to why Thor was in SECRET INVASION's core mini (besides, y'know, just 'cuz). Still, not one of the better SI tie-in's. But maybe I am desperate to see Thor hit something. I can't imagine how that happened. :rolleyes:

THOR #11: Thor continues to be a successful, if also a frustrating book. The sales are terrific and it has been one of Marvel's best relaunches; after a 4 year rest, THOR's selling at least twice as well, if not more, than he was in 2004. The premise of the relaunch has been solid. But JMS' problem is getting ON with it. There is zero urgency to this series, and that is a major drag. It almost seems to be daring you to cry out, "Thor was asleep for 4 years, and ALL HE DOES IS TALK TO PEOPLE!?"

That said, JMS also manages to take his middling decompression and get some good character moments out of it. They usually are good enough to distract you from his plot meandering for a while, especially combined with Coipel's pencils. The moment here is Thor talking to Captain America's spirit on the anniversary of his death.

It is worth mentioning that in real time, it has been about a year and half since Steve Rogers died. Which means JMS is making mention of this as having passed in real time in the Marvel Universe. This is clearly an editorial burp because there is no way in heaven or hell a Marvel Universe that claims the period from 1961-2008 was "13-16 years" (and THAT depends on who you ask!) while also claiming that Franklin Richards is under 10 years old is going to allow a year to pass in real time. JMS also mentions the 2008 election, which the EIC in the year 2028 will claim as "topical" and stretch the timestream further. Ah, the strength of fanboy cynicism.

But, dismiss all that, and the story does work and have something to say.

On the anniversary of Capt. America's death, the media is naturally focusing on it. They also are trivializing it with partisan political chatter or outright trite commentary, diminishing the initial tragedy. This appalls Thor, who manages to summon the ghost of his departed friend for a chat. The ghostly image of Cap is both haunting and inspiring, the cloak with the iconic star symbol showing. It naturally confirms that Cap is dead; granted, Colossus' ghost popped up a few times before Whedon revived him with aliens, but, damn it, there's that pesky cynicism again. Thor, on the anniversary of Steve's death, asks if he wants to be avenged. While I would have been very surprised if Steve said, "Sure, Thor! Wipe Red Skull and all his Neo-Nazi Terrorists off the Planet! Do the world and their victims a favor!", naturally that is not Steve's way. His main lamentation is that the thing he fought for, the love and potential of his country, was being twisted and warped by media harpies. Steve did not want his ideal to be lost. Thor zaps some satellites and literally creates a worldwide moment of silence for his departed friend, which I thought was pretty sweet. Thor talking to Cap, offering him Valhalla, all that stuff was accurate and cool character stuff.

The major caveat, of course, is JMS giving a lecture on using and twisting honest symbols to support a partisan political agenda like an axehammer. It would seem less hypocritical coming from someone who hasn't already written a few stories telling us how evil conservatives are, and using comic book or sci-fi characters to do it. But, well, there was that line from SANDMAN, "all writers are hypocrites". And despite that, it DID make sense for Cap to feel that way, and for Thor to offer the "gift" that he could.

The part that wares thin is the Balder/Loki parts. Maybe this stuff would seem relavent if the last few issues hadn't already finely established that Balder is weaker willed than Thor and unable to move past Loki's manipulations. Sif is still trapped in the form of the old woman as she was half a year ago. Nothing has changed but the scenery. Some good jokes on Voltagg's weight are had, though. But in the end all the nice speeches mean little when the pace moves like that of a snail. We are nearly a year in and this story easily could have some to this point 2-3 issues ago. But, no editor is going to turn to a successful TV and comic writer and say, "speed it the hell up! Even my dog's fallin' asleep here!"

And so THOR remains a good if not irritating relaunch by this stage. If only someone could take JMS' ideas and speeches and cram in some sort of urgency or action, but in a way better than Fraction did in the SI mini.

GIANT-SIZED X-MEN: FIRST CLASS #: While the ongoing has been canceled, Marvel has commissioned this other "annual/special" issue and another mini-series, so apparently this "sort of" Marvel Adventures book is still trucking, just not as often (which means the digests are selling decently). This issue has a few stories drawn by various people. They seem a bit erratic and lacking in the same charm as some of the past issues, though, and I found myself growing bored with the stories. The reprint of UXM #40, where the X-Men fight Frankenstein (who, didn't you know, was a robot made by random aliens) does the era before the "new" team emerged no favors. For $4, I would say skip, even if you enjoyed some of the past series. The stories aren't bad, and have some moments, but aren't too great. The regular issues are often better. Where is that AGENTS OF ATLAS follow up already?

Oh, and the Skrull Invasion/Secret Invasion part seemed very forced.
 
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Incredible Herc 122 was... well... INCREDIBLE. Hilarious and full of tons of action -- Herc and Namor fighting, Herc and amazons fighting, Namora and Amazons fighting, explosions, gorgons, and purple blood. This is seriously among the best books out right now. READ IT!

And Skaar: Son of Hulk wasn't too far behind it either. A bit more grim than Incredible Herc (more along the lines of a sci-fi Conan) but still -- tons of action and great pacing.

My two favorite books in one week = win.
 
Let's wrap this up...

THOR #11
"HUZZAH!"

For the record, I love Hogun and Volstagg. There are just some things you don't expect ancient gods to do, and telling fat jokes is one of them. I can't help but admire a book that can make me laugh on the first page.

In other news, WHY IS BALDER LISTENING TO LOKI?! Seriously, if I was Balder, I'd tell Lokisha to go away and play with his/her new *******. Lokisha spends this entire issue pulling Balder's strings, covincing him to question Thor's orders to limit the Asgardians' activity outside of the city. She's going on about how they're all imprisoned and locked in a cage, ect. Come on! We've seen Asgardians go outside, hunt for wild animals, and go to town meetings. Kelda takes leisurely walks in town at night, and puts down local diner workers. Just... someone shut this transb***htite up.

The biggest story, however, is that of Thor's meeting with Captain America. During Don's visit in New York to see Jane, he notices that it's the one year anniversary of Captain America's death, and decides to pay a visit to his grave. He then turns into Thor, who uses his gnarly Odinforce powers to summon Steve's spirit. What follows is a conversation about Steve's beliefs, how he was meant to be a symbol for all the good in the US, and that he spirit can't rest with all these pundits name-dropping him to voice their own political views. In the end, all Thor can do is short out some TV satellites and give Steve a moment's peace.

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IMMORTAL IRON FIST #19
Asses kicked, names taken.

When we last left off, the Iron Fist Killer (whose name is Zhou Cheng) was looking at Danny's martial arts school, ready to use the kids as hostages. Well, he does, but not in a way you'd expect. He has all of the kids under mind-control, and he's threatening to force the kids to tear one another apart if Danny doesn't submit to him. Of course, Danny has a few tricks of his own: he brought along the other Immortal Weapons! In the end, the kids are all safe if not a little scratched up, and Zhou Cheng ran away. The Immortal Weapons all decide to chase Zhou Cheng down, while Danny, Luke, & Misty decide to wait it out at Danny's new office.

Remember that secretary Danny hired? Yeah, it turns out Zhou Cheng is her boyfriend. She slipped Danny some sort of super-poison, and this issue ends with Zhou Cheng ready to deliver a killing blow over Danny's unconscious body.

We did learn an interesting tidbit about Orson Randall. Remember how he had that decades-long drug addiction? Well, Zhou Cheng is the reason for it. Orson was in the same situation Danny is in, with Zhou Cheng relentlessly hunting him down. Orson, however, found one solution to ward him off: chasing the dragon. By staying doped up, Orson's chi was reduced to oblivion at all times, and Zhou Cheng couldn't track him down. As far as Danny can see, Orson has found the only solution to ward this killer off. Will Danny Rand have no choice but to ride the white horse? The white pony? Chase the dragon? Other euphemisms for drug use?


On another note, there's something I need to get off my chest:
Danny Rand = Kung-fu martial artists
Kung-Fu = Chinese
The word "sensei" = Japanese

This is something that always bothers me with people who write kung-fu stories. Kung-Fu teachers are not called "sensei." Kung-Fu is Chinese. The word "sensei" is Japanese. Kung-Fu teachers are called "sifu" or "shifu."

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INCREDIBLE HERCULES #122
"I've got your god right here."

For the record, I absolutely love everything about this book. The action, artwork, humor, characters. It's all good. I was disappointed that the amazons hadn't made a man out of Amadeus, though. Everyone was sure Amadeus was gonna get some. That thumbs-up Herc gave him was pure gold, by the way.

What was up with the amazons ambushing Herc with weapons that couldn't hurt him? "Let's use our spears!" *shatter* "Shoot him!" *bounce* It does make me wonder about Poseidon, though. I mean, he's a sea god. Should it even be able to harm him?
 
I will say that perhaps Thor didn't deflect Stormbreaker because it would have hit some other location; maybe it is hard to steer where you want your tampered hammers to go? The Skrulls had someone used magic to tamper with it; maybe that altered some of the rules of repelling it. In the end, Thor saved the town and got Bill his weapon back, so that is what matters. Bill's default costume is back, but at least he's out of limbo and free for someone else to use him. It isn't like anything from OMEGA FLIGHT was used in any book that counted, so why is anyone shocked about a costume design?
Thor could've deflected it into space. Also, I don't think any Skrull magic (which shouldn't really exist in the first place, given what we've been told of Skrull society before) should be able to mess with enchantments Odin himself put on the hammer. The problem with f***ing up Stormbreaker is that it's literally equal to Mjolnir, so there's an implication there that the Skrulls could've easily subverted even Mjolnir's enchantments, which is something Thor fans tend to take issue with (as the outcry over Rulk's ******ed zero-G thing shows).

As for the costume, I'm not shocked, I just think the Omega Flight costume was a lot better. Simonson took Thor's costume and introduced a few new design flourishes for Bill's original costume, and it shows. It's extremely derivative. The Omega Flight costume is still derivative, but it at least takes things a bit further and gives Bill his own color scheme and a more interesting visual. The original costume says "sci-fi Thor." The OF costume says that Bill's his own character more.
 
RE: Thor Girl

Maybe the real Thor Girl was killed by KIA, and a Skrull took advantage of that? I always thought it was kind of fishy that: a) Thor Girl survived having her skin burned off, and b) that a story designed to thin out the ranks didn't really result a huge bodycount.
 
I thought it was silly that KIA could even manage to hurt Tarene in the first place. She's a cosmic messiah. My guess is that the real Tarene took off into space when Asgard fell and is still out there somewhere. The Skrulls noticed her absence (since they seem to have a penchant for sniffing out second-stringers to impersonate) and figured if she's not gonna use her identity on Earth, they might as well.
 
I kind of don't care anymore. I've been dicked around with Tarene so much in A:TI that I don't really give a s*** whether she's alive or dead or ever going to see Thor again. Slott and Gage broke me.
 

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