Bought/Thought April 1st - SPOILERS

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Flash- Nothing. seemed. to happen. I had high expectations for this, but I may give up after the new issue. 2/5

BFTC Man-Bat one shot- Too much of a Hulk/Frankenstein/fill in what you like to actually invest care in the character. The art was pretty good. 2/5

Cable 13- Some of the funniest Deadpool in a while. Looking forward to the Stryfe/Cable showdown. 3/5

Deadpool 9- The art for Black Widow 2 wasn't really consistant. It seems any character around Deadpool recently has their IQ dropped and their humor up tenfold (i.e.- Taskmaster). Can't wait for 10. 3/5
 
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Why would you make the thread if you have no reason? Here I was expecting someone to have good flash spoilers
 
Yeah, seriously don't make a Bought/Thought thread without even a bought part:/
 
Don't make a Bought/Thought thread without a spoiler warning in the title, either. They are by their very nature spoilertastic. :o
 
Did it feel good to be the first guy to contribute nothing? :rolleyes:
 
Relax. Before I head to the store in the afternoon, I like to gauge what people who pick up early enjoyed and dislike. Don't act like you've never seen anyone say that they would edit in their comments later; furthermore, this thread existing is not dependent on my initial comment being replied to have a discussion (i.e. a set report, interview, etc.), so it shouldn't be an issue to start the thread.

It's hilarious the people that complain about "first!" (even though I didn't do that, and that wasn't my intention) are also the same ones who have yet to contribute anything and go with cliche "fail".
 
All right, now we're just getting mean. Let's leave this thread be until we actually have something to review, shall we?
 
OK.

I just finished Iron Man #12 - Another solid issue. Tony is still on the run and seeking refuge in one of his many compounds, this time in the Red Sea. With Namor hot on his trail, per Osborn's request, Tony is hard a work building a scuba suit. Fisticuffs insue, Namor can take everything Tony can dish out, except a faceful of poopy-water, and Tony lives to fight another day.

Pepper takes her Iron Maiden suit for a spin and we learn that Tony designed her suit to be weaponless, Electro-Magnetic and Repulsar tech for defensive maneuvers only. She saves a 747, that Osborn ordered shot down only to test her capabilities, and is quickly arrested by HAMMER thugs.

And Maria Hill was not victorious with the Controller, in fact, she barely made it thru the door. She is now one with the Matrix; another brick in the wall.

Oh yeah, and Norman Osborn gets the Hood and Madame Masque involved in the chase by offering 'a billion Euros in gold' bounty on Stark's head.

So far the World's Most Wanted arc has been an exciting ride. Tony is the guy who always has the answers, and with him being a futurist, usually before you even ask the question. It's a cool change to see him as a fugitive on the run with his enemies having the upper hand and on his tail.

Finally a shout out to the art team. Larroca has never been one of my favorites, but he can rock that armor, boy! And I love that Tony is flying around in his "Old School" George Perez, Heroes Return armor with the lights on his helmet. Nice. Also, the coloring by D'Armata is top notch. He does a cool reflective effect on Iron Man's suit and it looks metallic and not like a costume. Very cool.

As always, Fraction & Co. are doing a great job and have me hooked month after month.
 
Osborn shot down a civilian passenger plane just to test Pepper's (blurgh) armor? That's a bit more overt evilness than I expected...
 
Osborn shot down a civilian passenger plane just to test Pepper's (blurgh) armor? That's a bit more overt evilness than I expected...

Totally. "I just recieved intelligence suggesting there's a Skrull sleeper agent onboard. Shoot it down. Let's see how much Pepper is able to handle."

He's a bad dude. I hope it's Spidey that takes him down, though.
 
Because new posters might not know what B/T threads are and wander in all doe-eyed and innocent, only to have everything spoiled for them. If a thread contains spoilers, it's common courtesy to include a warning about it or to tag the spoilers, and since every other post is filled with spoilers when the reviews start in here, it's easier to just have a warning in the title.
 
Part I: Best of the Week

Agents of Atlas #3

Hey, no fair with the cover; he doesn't show up until the last page. Otherwise, there's a really nice scene between Namora and Venus about why Namora's acting so violent lately (namely, grief over her dead kid). There's a couple of different artists working here, with Clayton Henry handling the present-day stuff, which works very well. I'm starting to get a bit concerned with the 1950s sequences, which increasingly don't appear to have anything to do with the present story. The "secret history" of this group is one of the draws, but cutting together two unrelated stories isn't going to work in the long-term, I don't think.

War of Kings #2

Good second issue, though still no Nova or Guardians in sight; they have their own books, of course, but if they're going to be important to the story at all you'd expect them to be showing up. Maybe their appearances will be timed to whenever their tie-ins start. Anyway, I like the approach that DnA are taking with the Inhuman takeover; most of the Royal Family are cold technocrats with little idea how to connect with the people (being used to an absolute monarchy and all), so it takes Crystal's authentic empathy to ease the disquiet over the monarchy (with a little help from Polaris, who clearly has a future as a political consultant; I like DnA's writing of these two, who I can't even think of any dialogue between before last issue). The Inhumans' strike-back at the Shi'ar lacks the panache of the Imperial Guard's initial blow.
 
Well, I read Flash Rebirth today. Before I actually do my thoughts I just want to say I didn't buy this myself. I bought it for a friend of mine who isn't close to a comic shop and I see occasionally. I don't support the decision to bring him back and felt it was unneeded. I wasn't even going to read it at all but I decided to anyway.

Also, please excuse any bad spelling or grammar; in writing this I realized how long winded it was and I need to get to work so not much time for proofreading. I apologize.

Well, to the actual issue. Honestly, nothing really seem to happen in this issue. We see a murder of two police scientists at the very beginning and, what I'm assuming, is the main villain of this story (He's wielding a lance with a Flash lightning bolt at the tip). In his thoughts we see he is apparently the one who has brought Barry back. Here I admit that I'm not fully caught up in my Flash lore so I'm not sure if this guy is new or if we are suppose to know him.

After that it basically delves into people preparing for parties and a massive parade to celebrate Barry's return and reminiscing about him, everyone seems to be happy except Bart (More on that later). After a little of this from every angle we cut to Barry Allen and Hal Jordan meeting and talking. Barry seems to be somewhat uncomfortable with the fact that he's back and says that he 'shouldn't have come back' from the Speedforce.

After speaking with Hal pretty extensively (little more of this later) Barry takes off in his full Flash attire. This is intertwined with a piece of his past where we see the murder of his mother and arrest of his father. Suddenly, Savitar pops up right beside Barry from the Speedforce. Barry naturally runs after him and does catch him, but as he does Savitar literally disintegrates into ash and utters the words, 'You were the beginning, Allen and you're the end...". After this we see all the Speedsters (Wally, his kids, Bart, Jay, etc.) having some sort of reaction. That's were the issue ends.

The only part I didn't is that there is a point in the book where it cuts to Iowa and we see a burned corpse of someone wearing the Flash uniform. I thought this was part of flashback in Barry's life, but neither of the kids really look like young Barry later in the issue. Once again, maybe it's some of my ignorance of Flash lore and history otherwise I'm not sure if it's significance was shown.

Anyway, as I said the only person not all that happy about Barry's return is Bart Allen, now back as Kid Flash. As the Teen Titan's prepare their party Wonder Girl says something to the effect that Bart should be happy because the Flash is back and Bart replies, "No, Wally West is the Flash, Wonder Girl". That...is pretty much how I feel about the situation. I know Barry was first and Wally began as his sidekick, but I've pretty much grown up knowing only Wally West as the Flash. I knew who Barry Allen was and I had went to back issues and read of him and I have nothing against this character or anything, but Wally West is just my Flash. Plus, to be fair, Wally has been the Flash for nearly 25 years and I think it's worked fine. Maybe if Allen didn't have such an amazing and meaningful death I could at least see this move (like Hal Jordan), but I really don't see it that way. I guess I get to play the part of the fan who's stuck in the past with his characters or whatever and cross my fingers that one day his Flash will be the main Flash again.:/

Even with all that said and, I admit, maybe I am reading into this a little too much, but it seems that Barry's doubt of him supposing to come back might be a way of Johns (or Big D or a lot of other writers combined) giving a nod to the fact that maybe he really shouldn't have brought him back and really only did it because he felt about the same way about Barry as I do about Wally. Probably not, but that's almost how I felt about it as Barry spoke, maybe it was more just me impressing my feeling upon the writing, but I don't know.

Lastly, though, Hal pretty much pats ol' Barry on the back and says to shut up that complaining and put a big smile on because he's back by God (Ok, not exact wording, but that's the jist of it). And really, what can I do honestly. Not read Flash? Sure, but hey, Barry is back for the better or the worst. Whether or not it changes it probably won't change for a damn long time, so I guess I just got to shut up that complaining. Of course I won't, but I probably should until one day 20 years from now (If this board exists, or if the comic medium exists or we humanity exists for that matter) I can argue with some yong'un why Wally should be back and I can pull out a lot of ******** reasons.

Anyway, Good Night and Good Luck.
 
You are all bad people if you don't pick up Seaguy.
 
is it just me or are all the letter y's coming up as the angry red face?
k nevermind it got fixed.

Flash rebirth was really fun
ASM 590 was pretty cool
Iron Man 12 was good as usual

I've still got a lot more to read though
 
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I dropped a bunch of comics this week. This was my list of intended purchases from the Diamond shipping list thread:

dark horse comics
buffy the vampire slayer #24 chen cvr $2.99

dc comics
authority #9 $2.99
flash rebirth #1 (of 5) $3.99
justice society of america #25 $2.99
scalped #27 (mr) $2.99
seaguy the slaves of mickey eye #1 (of 3) (mr) $3.99
strange adventures #2 (of 8) $3.99
teen titans #69 $2.99
teen titans annual 2009 #1 $4.99
trinity #44 $2.99

marvel comics
agents of atlas #3 dkr $2.99
astonishing tales #3 $3.99
captain america comics 70th anniv special #1 $3.99
dr doom masters of evil #3 (of 4) $2.99
franklin richards april fools $3.99
invincible iron man #12 dkr $2.99
marvel assistant size spectacular #1 (of 2) $3.99
secret warriors #3 dkr $2.99
war of kings #2 (of 6) $3.99
x-men first class finals #3 (of 4) $3.99

comics
boys #29 (mr) $2.99
farscape #4 $3.99
irredeemable #1 $3.99

And these were the casualties:

authority #9 $2.99
justice society of america #25 $2.99
strange adventures #2 (of 8) $3.99
teen titans annual 2009 #1 $4.99
trinity #44 $2.99
astonishing tales #3 $3.99
invincible iron man #12 dkr $2.99
marvel assistant size spectacular #1 (of 2) $3.99

I didn't see Franklin Richards April Fools or Irredeemable, so those got dropped by default.

Anyway, Flash: Rebirth got off to a bit of a slow start, ironically. Not a lot happened. We get a bunch of people singing Barry's praises (except for Bart, who I guess is meant to meta-represent us callow youths who aren't keen on the idea of Barry displacing Wally, and who's also upset that Barry returned and Max Mercury, his father figure, didn't), and we get Barry showing the requisite amount of humility and hesitancy to resume his role as the main Flash so that Johns can say he gave Wally adequate respect at cons. Hal Jordan shows up and pals around with Barry, trying to convince him to be the Flash to end all Flashes again. His excuse for Wally not being fit for the role: "He's got kids. He's focused on the future now." Which didn't really stop him from resuming his role as the Flash up 'til now.

In the midst of all this lip-service, the actual story begins when we see some dude murder two police scientists with a lightning-themed staff and then attempt to duplicate the accident that made Barry the Flash. Later, we see that something about Barry's return has apparently killed the Black Flash, the Flashes' version of Death. Barry runs off spouting some nonsense about never being late again for who-knows-what, since Johns leaves it very cryptic, and then Savitar somehow pops out of his chest. Savitar runs from Barry and as soon as Barry touches Savitar, he turns to ash and bones. Savitar's last words are something like, "it started with you and it'll end with you."

So, the implication is that Barry somehow opened the floodgates of wherever it is in the Speed Force that dead speedsters go, but not a whole lot of anything actually happens in the issue. Kind of a meh beginning to what is supposed to be the biggest thing going on at DC until Blackest Night.
 
Later, we see that something about Barry's return has apparently killed the Black Flash, the Flashes' version of Death.

So, that's who that was? That's what I was thinking at first, but I didn't think it made sense for it to be death. I guess it will in time, though

And, heh, you're thoughts on Barrys attitude is so much more cynical then mine, but you're probably right
 
So, that's who that was? That's what I was thinking at first, but I didn't think it made sense for it to be death. I guess it will in time, though

And, heh, you're thoughts on Barrys attitude is so much more cynical then mine, but you're probably right
I'm a cynical person in general, and I'm not particularly pleased with Barry retaking the Flash identity. I was curious about how they'd reinstall him as the main Flash, but after reading the first issue and feeling nothing but sour disdain for basically everything in it, I may skip the rest of the mini-series and just keep an eye out in the hopes that they make a Green Lantern Corps-style book for Wally and the other speedsters.
 

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