Bought/Thought, December 23rd, 2009 *SPOILERS*

The problem was that the producers of JL/U did not want the team to only have Wonder Woman as the "token female". It was the start of the 21st century. Most teams of 4-7 members have at least two if not three female members. Women are better represented on superhero teams than in Congress. There was no way Aquaman was getting on in that climate and in that regard, Hawkgirl made some sense. Black Canary and Zatanna dressed like escorts and didn't gell with the rest of the designs for a founding seven. They also wanted to "amp her up" like they did successfully with John Stewart (in a way through her) and with Mr. Freeze over in Batman's show.

Hell, the Justice League in THE BATMAN years later was a total sausage fest and didn't even have Wonder Woman, replacing her with Hawkman. It was very awkward and jarring.

The blame was more on DC for not having another high profile female member of the league who didn't dress like a **** besides Hawkgirl. To be fair, Zatanna and Black Canary did technically have "superhero costumes" in older comics, but all of them were very poorly designed and silly looking. Although I suppose Zatanna's with a few tweaks would have looked little worse than Raven's on TEEN TITANS. But that's in hindsight.

Anyway...reviews!

The last week of the comic selling season for 2009, and people are busy with the holidays and their Top 10 for the year/decade lists. But before all that, we do have some doozies on the stand, especially from Marvel. Let's get it on with the Christmas Eve spoilers!

DREAD'S BOUGHT/THOUGH for 12/23/09:

INVINCIBLE #69:
The first issue in a while that wasn't worth a review at Examiner (which I have been writing for since mid-August. But, this still doesn't make it a bad issue. It is common for Kirkman to have a few issues of "breathing room" between major epic stories. He did so as issue 60 was coming up, and is doing so again with issue 70. And to be fair, unlike Powerplex, the Sequids are reoccurring enemies of Invincible, and have been mentioned in subplots for a few issues now. But this issue mostly focuses on a new enemy facing Invincible (and Atom Eve), Universa. The only difference between her and Dinosaurus (the other new villain introduced within the last few issues) is while Dinosaurus did a lot of ranting to reveal who he was and where he came from, most of that explanation for Universa comes in narration panel exposition. It's old school, but can feel like an "info-dump" at times. It can remind one of a line from THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER, "It's exposition; it HAS to go somewhere."

Universa is a standard alien menace out to leech power from the Earth to benefit her own planet's needs. She is aggressive about it as well, knowing her energy needs will drain the Earth anyway, so there really is no peaceful outcome (which Mark soon realizes). The strength of the issue is a bit where Mark goes on a monologue discussing how he hasn't really fought female villains and has an uneasy time hitting them, which Universa uses to her advantage. Atom Eve's powers are still going wonky (due likely to her pregnancy), but she still manages to save the day at the end. This battle happened to take place at a power planet, which aids Eve's business plans to earn money from defending prisons and power plants (frequent scenes of disaster). There's not a whole lot more to say. Ottley's art is as great as ever, and the color work is excellent, especially for Universa's energy beams from her staff. I also have to give Ottley credit every time the Sequids come up; drawing masses of squid aliens cannot be easy or swift. The Sequids have taken over a chunk of a city and defeated the Guardians of the Globe, who frankly must have a 1-8 record for these sort of things without Invincible. They're the Oakland Raiders of superhero teams without him.

Not much else to say. It's hardly a bad issue, but it isn't an epic one either. But that is okay. Series need moments of "day in the life" style stuff now and again to allow a reader, as well as the characters, to catch their breath or go over personal subplots in-between mega events. You need moments of "normalcy" to appreciate moments of upheaval, which is a lesson more of Marvel and DC's writers should, frankly, heed. It doesn't sell 15 variant covers with decoder rings, but it does build story integrity.

There is some unintentional hilarity for the cover of issue #69 depicting two girls and one guy with the object of the image being a large phyallic weapon, at least for me. But I'm weird.

AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #31: As this title starts to reach the 3rd year marker, sales are dwindling but Christos Gage has really taken off since he began writing solo. As good a book as it was with Dan Slott either solo or co-writing, it has become a grade better under Gage's pen. Few titles can have a cast of some dozen or so characters and juggle them so well over 22 page issues. Nearly every character is spotlighted eventually, from B to F listers and they usually are done justice for as much script time they have, whether 10 pages or 2 panels. Especially for the past 6 or so issues, this title has been super-consistent, in a good way. While prior issues tackled Penance, Trauma, and even Prodigy and Johnny Guitar as stars, this one goes with a steady cast member since the SECRET INVASION era, Taskmaster.

As per the CABAL one shot tie-in, Osborn has chosen to promote Taskmaster to the "big table" after being betrayed by Frost & Namor and finding he cannot really trust Loki or Doom. This issue builds up to that scene that Bendis wrote, where to be honest I seem to have missed that Doom zapped Taskmaster, since there was a lot else going on. So this issue we have Taskmaster trying to shore up the Initiative base for Osborn's final inspection, and chatting with another long term B-List grunt, Constrictor, about risking a fall vs. taking the chance. Considering Constrictor, who has been a villain, a merc-for-hire and even an occasional hero, is now dating Diamondback, who is revealed as the Avengers Resistance mole (which makes sense for her, considering she is an ex of Capt. America). It works well to make both of them sympathetic. The Hood in a way vocalizes some of readers' dismissals of Taskmaster; that he merely copies skills from others, and always bails on a rough fight. Taskmaster himself has a good counter to that in his chat with Constrictor, noting how megalomania often leads to defeat. His "made emperor of Newark" line criticizing some of his bosses especially killed me.

Still, it is important for Taskmaster to actually beat opponents now and then. I tried to think of the opponents Taskmaster has beaten this decade, and the going was rough. He threw Iron Man around in his own mini years ago with UDON, but that was a draw at best. Since then he lost, decisively, to Deadpool and Moon Knight (even begged for mercy with the latter). He did take down Stature and "Skrullojacket", but I don't think that especially counts; EVERY hero got to beat at least one super-Skrull during SECRET INVASION. Even Gravity outright killed a few. The point is Taskmaster kind of does need some wins now and again, and I don't expect them from Bendis. It'll be up to Gage to continue with that angle of Taskmaster's redemption. Too few writers really get that about characters; the reason Wolverine is who he is is because he's BEATEN PEOPLE. Name me one worthy opponent that Iron Fist has beaten in the last few years. None. Random HYDRA fodder or an occasional dragon don't count. Now if he'd gotten to beat Sabretooth before he croaked, that might have mattered. Taskmaster has that dilemma to a larger degree because he is very similar to DC's Deathstroke, and Deathstroke could practically beat the Anti-Moniter with a pool cue. Future solicits claim that Taskmaster is set to face Capt. America, which is a problem since Taskmaster really shouldn't beat Capt. America. He needs to fight some B and C list heroes now and then to build some wins. What, Daredevil is too busy? He won Namor's respect in a fight, after all.

Still, in terms of characterization, Gage is on a role. Donyell still seems to have his own subplot, Tigra reaffirms her "getting her grooze back" mantra after Bendis all but made her a rape victim, and Justice and Ultra-Girl get back together again. My only quibble is they were barely apart for 5 issues, which made me question the point rather than needing SOME subplot for them. But even on that level, it worked and was fine; they are both barely 20 after all. It is a shame that the "Slapstick gone psycho" subplot has been quietly dropped, considering Gauntlet is serving alongside him now, and Gage helped co-write it. A worthy issue could easily be had with Slappy and Gauntlet hashing stuff out. But these are really just nitpick style concerns, like complaining that a great present had a bow that wasn't tied right. On the whole it is a solid Avengers book, at times even better than MIGHTY AVENGERS. And heck, Gage has written for that, too.

If you're a fan like me who enjoys all sorts of B, C, and D list characters and wants to see them not only used, but used WELL (not just showing up to die like in a Bendis or Millar comic), then this has been your book for a while, and it's only gotten better in 2009. Rafa Sandoval returns to art, I guess he was busy on ULTIMATE SECRET for a bit, and his pencils are as solid as ever. I can't wait for things to heat up with the SIEGE tie-in's, and the word that this title is set for a relaunch as "AVENGERS ACADEMY" sounds great. If Gage has managed to wring this level of quality about the trainee school being run by nut-jobs, I imagine he'll be even more solid with the Academy run by genuine heroes (even Iron Man was hardly one during his Initiative tenure). And it is still $3! Excellent, too often underrated and ignored title.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: WHO WILL WIELD THE SHIELD? #1: Talk about a comic that overcomes the odds. This one shot has a few things against it. An unintentionally hilarious title for one; I mean c'mon, an intern couldn't deliberately come up with such a silly title for a COMEDY, he'd be laughed out of the editor's office. It also has the editorial cluster**** that has been going on since the powers that be made REBORN an extra issue, for pure reasons of sales, and decided that Mark Millar, not Ed Brubaker, was worth delaying an entire line for. I mean is REBORN even a story about anything anymore, or simply a contractual obligation and retailer item? Despite all that, and despite actually making REBORN #6 even MORE redundant and useless than it was before, this is actually a can't miss comic. It was my Book Of The Week at Examiner (link in sig).

The conclusion to REBORN #6 is all but spelled out in detail in the recap for this issue. Your options to avoid it were to either skip the recap, skip the issue entirely, or to buy this issue but not read it until, oh, mid Janurary. Red Skull is DEFEATED, pushed out of Steve's brain, zero risk of him sharing that body like he did with Lukin. Now, I won't lie; I figured that was the likely outcome about 85%, but there was still that 15% of unknown suspense. Now that is gone. Now there is literally NO REASON to read CAPTAIN AMERICA REBORN #6 unless you are a gullible sucker, and I will fully admit to being a gullible sucker since I will likely still throw away $4 for nothing to finish that series out. I just hate being so obviously made into one by a cheap editorial decision. Is there a reason to watch a fight that you already know the outcome of, and all but have a script for in advance? No, there is not. Even the final battle of a comic book film usually has some unknown variables in play.

But enough about this. This issue alone was easily better than the last two or even three of REBORN, and essentially returns to the steady month in, month out style of CAPTAIN AMERICA before it got sidetracked for an event stunt. Brubaker, teamed with Guice and Ross, creates a story in which nearly every possible emotion about the return of Rogers and what Barnes is to do with it comes up with the characters. Barnes only took the mantle out of obligation and to prevent others less worthy (like the Punisher) from taking it, and is all but ready to hand it back to Cap. Rogers, however, has been tormented with his full year of reliving his life over and over, and is not ready to retake the mask that comes with so much weight and baggage; especially since his much-tormented lover Sharon Carter is ready for him to simply be there. Sometimes other writers, such as Bendis, literally use internet message board arguments in their stories, but he often makes them feel petty and vapid; others, like Slott, use them for well natured laughs, while Brubaker uses it effectively for drama. Barnes notes that he should change his costume, while Widow replies, "Why does there only have to be one Captain America? Two men were Iron Man once" and so on.

The two WWII partners reunite by chance to take down Mr. Hyde and some of his grunts (Hyde has been a perennial punching bag for years, about as long as the Wrecking Crew and Rhino have been), but the climax of the issue is the end. Rogers implores on Barnes to keep the mantle, feeling it is "different" when he uses it, and seeks a sort of self-imposed retirement (or at least extended vacation). Pres. Obama, though, meets with Rogers and more or less hints that something else will cause him to return to the fold. It does seem to set up that the next "guy who runs everything" at Marvel will be Rogers. I don't have as big a problem with this as some others do. The idea that Rogers is TOO squeaky clean is a bit silly considering he IS willing to kill if the situation calls for it, he simply does not enjoy it, or take the decision lightly. I would argue that Spider-Man, who only is willing to kill not for the world or for the universe, but if you throw his girlfriend off a bridge, is sillier in comparison. Plus, anyone who examines U.S. in international relations, especially for half of Bush's second term (the "lame duck" era when he lost Congress to the Democrats) can see that at times America is TOO naive, expecting other nations to be taken at their word because America often offers a fair deal compared to virtually everyone else but Europe (who are often self defeating). America always seems shocked, SHOCKED, when Iran, China, Russia, or North Korea backs out of another deal they claimed they'd obey once. Since when are we so cynical that an honest man needs to be a little wicked to get things done? Besides, for all we know, Rogers could task someone like Fury as a vice-president for that sort of thing while performing a lot of ground missions himself. I suppose we could argue that having Rogers be fully embraced by America would only come with a Dem as President (during Republican administrations, Rogers has quit (Nixon/Ford), been fired (Reagan), and been killed (Bush Jr.), in that order), but it is also possible that this was (somewhat) planned regardless of that. Besides, look at this from a "what never has been done is awesome" manta of Joe Quesada, often used to justify stupid stunts like Wolverine as an Avenger. Rogers has done everything BUT serve as some sort of administrative role. Is he more qualified or at LEAST as qualified as Norman Osborn, for heaven's sake? Or Iron Man? Considering how I complain about Rogers having "done everything", here is an angle where he hasn't really explored it, and it could work for a while. It certainly has more strength to it than "Spider-Man Unmasked", which was written into a corner by, oh, 6 months.

There is the problem of similar masks; one panel has a close up of Barnes replying and there is no way to even see that his ears are missing and thus no way to tell who is talking unless you look at the prior and next panel to determine who it must be by replies. THAT is annoying. A panel that should be read in a few seconds should not need a full minute or two to play detective to figure out who is speaking. Every now and then is barely tolerable; I am unsure I could take it for an extended story. Heaven help us when the Grand Director arc starts. I still wonder what the hell suspense GD would have now that Rogers is back. Who the hell would he be able to fool? The same right-wing idiot terrorists we have been seeing with him since the 80's?

But if anything, this issue proves there is still some drama with Rogers involved for Barnes, at least in the short term. This is the first time Cap has been replaced by someone who wasn't a violent grunt (like John Walker) and while he was still alive/unfrozen. There is something to explore there, at least for now. If anything, this issue proves there is some strength in this decision, and overcomes a crappy title and editorial monkey wrenches to do so. Now THAT is quality, and something no Bendis or Millar comic has EVER done. Quality always shines through, no matter what. Even a hologram cover can't beat that. I got the Alan Davis cover, because it looked cooler.

I think there is potential with Mr. Rogers Going To Washington, as it were. And this issue shows that off while still offering a lot of action, good art and some crisp writing.

FANTASTIC FOUR #574: The second Alan Davis cover this week; he's a busy man. At any rate, most of this issue is about a birthday party; no more and no less. But like INVINCIBLE this week, everyone needs a moment to catch their breath and relax between mega-explosions, even the Fantastic Four, Marvel's first family. If this issue does anything, it really does SHOW them as a family, and like all families, they have extentions of friends or "adopted" members. Hickman's strength is a DC-trained sense of long term continuity, bringing back characters to the Four that once were involved, but had since been forgotten. At least for Franklin Richards, who has spent the last 18 months being the hapless "Ron Stoppable" to his little sister Val. That era seems to end now, and a more balanced approach is the name of the game.

Hickman REMEMBERS stuff like Franklin being pals with Artie and Leech from the Morlocks, as well as a member of the Power Pack team. He REMEMBERS that Spider-Man has always been strongly affiliated with the Four, right from ASM #1. And that stuff is more than mere data when it is strung together for a series of cute and smart scenes as this issue does. In fact, this issue has Reed hint that he may want Alex Powers, who is now 19, to hang around the Four more often. Artie and Leech have the same offer, and Wizard's cloned son is not forgotten. The rivalry between Spider-Man and Johnny Storm is also not forgotten. Even Willie Lumpkin shows up.

The issue ends with a bit of an action scene that may as well have a caption titled, "FORESHADOWING" at the top of it, and that heavy handedness does serve as a demerit. A future version of Franklin breaks into the Baxtor Building, warns Val of events that will come in the future to be worked through, and re-activates Franklin's vast powers. It is a bit blunt, but considering that Franklin was one the 20-something "Psi-Lord" (which I now confuse with, "PsyDuck") on Fantastic Force in the 90's, it works better than it should. Another use of continity done well. The art by Edwards is okay; it seems to obviously be some attempt to replicate the style of Hitch or Englesham, but at times it seems rushed and saved only by inks and colors. His attempt at stubble also is a bit weird and made Reed look like a park bum.

Beyond that, solid issue. Naturally the excitement should start in 2010. Hickman's off to a solid run thus far.
 
Part II: Space and Gods

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #21: Brad Walker continues on art alongside Abnett & Lanning for this month's installment of GOTG, and it's a weird one. Told mostly from Moondragon's perspective, she basically psychically agrees to serve as the "host mother" to a dangerous monster from the Fault in order to save Knowhere, and in particular the jerk-wad Luminals from being killed by the monster they unknowingly brought to the Guardians' base after a bit of unsanctioned exploring. Having once been arrogant and haughty herself, Moondragon apparently related a little to Cynosure, who never shows a moment's gratitude for it. The bumps on Moondragon's belly from the "fetus" are a little gross even under a shirt, and is anyone betting this is how Magus will return? I mean, I think Ms. Marvel sort of bred Marcus this way once.

It is a by the numbers issue with the Guardians fighting a monster and dealing with shenanigans at Knowhere. Drax gets some focus as others mock his ability to worry for Moondragon or that she is even his daughter, and when the Church of Truth shows up, is all but made the victim of a Penance Stare -type attack. The ramifications to that should be interesting. Meanwhile, Bug, Star-Lord, and Jack Flag continue to get some of the best lines in team books. The issue also hints that the universe at the other side of the Fault is one in which "life won", as if nothing ever dies, but everything seems to be ravaged by cancer. A universe that continues to rot but can never die, kind of like Terror. It is an interesting concept.

It isn't the greatest issue, but is still solid at what it does. Jack Flag continues to prove that while he was an unlikely addition, that is exactly why he works.

INCREDIBLE HERCULES #139: "ASSAULT ON NEW OLYMPUS" continues and this issue almost feels like an extra issue of MIGHTY AVENGERS than Hercules this month, which is perfectly fine. Herc and the Avengers (including three rentals from Bendis' team, the two popular characters and Jessica Drew) do battle with Hera's own "God Squad", and by and large get their rears handed to them. Amadeus Cho continues to try to meddle in the middle of Herc's fight against Typhon, which dones't accomplish much so far beyond Hercules' annoyance. Wolverine actually seems to lose to the Huntsman while Spider-Man has a joke filled bout with Arachne. The issue is nearly stolen by the awesomeness that is Kid Zeus and Quicksilver hitting it off as friends. And of course for the best sound effects in comics; "MACEINDAFACE!" and "TITANOSMAK!" indeed.

Pak, Van Lente and artist Buchemi continue their critical arc in their grand Incredible Hercules vision, and Hera details exactly what "CONTINUUM" is. Feeling that the only thing people universally worship these days are commercial products, Hera has basically created a Rorshache product that is whatever her brainwashed followers want it to be. She intends to use that "worship energy" to replace this reality with her own, which she figures will undo it and start over. Considering how nuts people are over iPods or Air Jordons, it certainly makes quite a lot of sense, and shows that this book is more than wisecracks.

(Even if, to be fair, without the blind worship of long term fans, Marvel would have never survived bankruptcy, and the entire Big Two led industry would collapse under it's own economically illogical weight.)

At any rate, this was a good mid-battle issue, and Pak & Van Lente deliver quite a twist with the whole Thanatos/Athena thing. Apparently she has been turned to stone by Delphyne and Thanatos was there for her, not Hercules. Does this mean Hercules seeks to want to sacrifice himself for her, much as Cho wants to protect Hercules? Quite the interesting paradox.

The back up strip is 6 pages of Parker and Hardman having the AGENTS OF ATLAS fight past some monsters in Hera's basement before attracting the attention of Aphrodite, who has finished sexing up Ares. It ties in well with the lead HERCULES story, which BLUE BEETLE's strip did very well in DC's BOOSTER GOLD, but beyond that it wasn't too memorable this month. Not bad, but just a fight scene. The interesting thing is many U.K. trained writers started in the anthology 2000 A.D., where for some titles you barely get 3-4 pages per week, while in America many writers have some struggle shifting to a 6-8 page format. Matt Sturges seemed to be a little better than Jeff Parker has been, so far. It still is great to see more AGENTS stuff, especially as Parker is on THUNDERBOLTS and will have more mini's to write the Agents in soon. This is a pleasant place-holder for them (and perhaps added some 2,000+ readers to Herc's book, as of last issue's sales), and that's fine.

The March solicitation made me sad. How can Hercules die? Cho's sales were in the toilet when he had solo stories, and many readers did not return long term. Oh, well, I have faith that Pak & Lente will make it good. They've hit nothing but home runs on this title so far. Besides, death is usually optional for gods. Just ask Thor.

THOR #605: When it rains, it pours, in more ways than one. THOR used to be a bi-monthly book for most of the JMS run, and now within 5 weeks we have gotten three issues, if you count the GIANT SIZE FINALE as a normal issue (which it basically was, and would likely have sold better as). Gillen has something of a "Gerald Ford-esque" place holder run on this title, and I genuinely feel sorry for him at this point. His task was to have 6 issues to tie up the loose ends that JMS was too good for (like THE TWELVE), while being reliable enough to tow the editorial line for SIEGE (which, again, is beyond JMS, who has a "I am taking my toys and going home" approach to things ever since 2007 or so). According to rumors and mullings from Marvel suits, Matt Fraction may be tapped to write THOR after SIEGE; he certainly has the buzz to do it, and has written some solid THOR one-shots before. Therefore, Gillen's is a run that serves the role to mop up for the last guy while tidying up for the next guy, and will be likely forgotten a year into Fraction's run. I mean, McDuffie was on FF for over a year, replaced some of the team for six months, and STILL is virtually forgotten on FF (he was, ironically, also cleaning up after a JMS run). And this is a big shame for Gillen because he actually is very good on THOR, and yet he's nothing but a temp with no chance to earn his way to perm. Considering the sales for SWORD, though, I sadly see Marvel's point. Still, it's not as if Fraction's INVINCIBLE IRON MAN hasn't skidded in sales, despite winning an Eisner on sheer technicality.

Now, THIS is the book that THOR should have been for, oh, the last seven issues (and that is being generous to JMS). Big things HAPPEN! There are actual BATTLES, that THOR himself takes part in, against a big opponent! Loki can try to be crafty and manipulative, without Balder being a complete tool/feeb/idiot! Cripes, all the readers who claimed JMS wrote that dynamic without any fault have to feel at least a little silly now. Balder has his sword back, as it were. He doesn't need to be helplessly saved in battle by a fry-cook. He isn't falling for ever line Loki utters. Now, was this really so hard?

Most of the issue is Thor vs. Dr. Doom, which is not a bad thing because the battle is quite smashing. A god taking on a master of science, magic, and strategy, it is more even than one would imagine. I dare say this is the best Doom fight in years. Lots of thunderbolts, energy blasts and Doom-bots. While Loki seeks to try to aid in Kelda's revival (which seems a bit daft as she probably would be a harsher critic of him), Thor takes on Doom and demolishes a lot of the castle, but Doom reveals his ultimate project from his Asgardian experiments; a Destroyer Doom armor! It's both absurd and cool at the same time. Absurdly cool?

Billy Tan has improved greatly since his early days on X-MEN books and delivers some crisp visuals. The colors by Christina Strain (and company, she had two assistants it seems) were also very good. And all for the good ol' price of $2.99 again!

(Although it is worth noting how many Marvel and DC comics have seen sales slip 25-55% over the past 6-12 months with the extra buck in price, ARCHIE comics, which sell like crap, increased the price of their comics fifty cents 9 months ago with no real dip in sales. Are they too low to fall lower or is a lessor sales hike easier on everyone than a larger one? ARCHIE comics went from $2.25 to $2.50 while Marvel/DC went from $2.99 to $3.99. I dare say a move to $3.25 would not have been met with as much backlash, but what do us fans in reality know?)

Gillen is killing on THOR, just knocking out two thunderbolts in a row with the Odinson. He's delivering the comic many of us wished JMS had here. He could have simply phoned it in for the paycheck like many temps do (I should know, I've been a temp at times), but he isn't, and that is commendable. Just a solid issue of THOR, his second in a row and I have full expectations for the other 2/3rds of his run to deliver likewise. Great work for the fill-in team! Now all that remains is someone at the big two figuring out that JMS is the Larry Brown of comics; entering a franchise with a lot of bluster, bravado, and fan-fare, only to leave it a mess when he leaves, enough that it needs a fill-in team to mend it. At the very least, Bendis and Millar have not left titles so devastated. DAREDEVIL, MIGHTY AVENGERS, FANTASTIC FOUR and even ULTIMATE X-MEN were handed off well. THOR is only doing so well thanks to Gillen's talent, and solid art. Well done, verily.
 
X-Men Forever #14: The end of a pretty good storyline from Claremont; and, this is fast becoming a favorite X-title of mine. I know I'm probably in the minority here...as, many people just aren't reading it...but, I love the classic characters where ANYTHING can happen, and often does. In this issue, you have a new romance between Beast and Jean Grey building, and while this story involving Colossus/Black Widow/Illyana ends, we get the hints of many new ones to come. Too bad the regular X-titles can't be this much fun. Heck, for once, we don't have a mopey Colossus, moaning about how tough his life is. That for one is worth the price of this book.

Uncanny X-Men #519: So, we get the goodbye to Beast in the end of this issue (as the cover shows him leaving), as he heads off to be in S.W.O.R.D. (Kind of Captain America Rebirth-ish, but not as grand, as I doubt anyone cares about Beast or this book as much as the event of Steve coming back.) I really don't like this title much anymore. I had high hopes when Fraction came aboard....but, the team is made up of so many characters I can give a rat's patottie for. The Void storyline comes to an end...Magneto and Namor continue to act unlike their true characters would act...and, not much exciting really happens in this issue.

Amazing Spider-Man #616: The very ungauntlet-like Gauntlet storyline continues with the conclusion of the Sandman story. It was alright, and this issue explains away all the questions we had last issue...like, how does Sandman make a kid when he doesn't have the right equipment to get the job done...but, it still is an issue I'll quickly forget about once it goes back in it's bag. I also didn't like this new aspect of Sandman's powers, where he's basically now just like Jamie Madrox. (His dupes have different personalities, and without him knowing it, two of them are the ones behind the killings.) I know the writers want to make Spidey's rogue gallery new and improved...but, I haven't felt as if Electro and Sandman are improved in the least bit. They are more devolved than anything.
Well beast is well liked and take offense to that.
 
I suppose it isn't too much of a surprise that Chris Claremont isn't writing Colossus as being that "mopey" in X-MEN FOREVER. While there was a lot of tragedy to Colossus' life under Claremont's pen (his family being killed by Soviets, Illyana becoming demonically tainted, although ultimately being "reborn" at the end of INFERNO as a pure child again), you could argue it was Scott Lobdell in the early 90's who got Colossus down the path of mope-hood; Illyana died to add pressure to his Legacy Virus story, and Colossus went berserk, then joined the Acolytes, under his pen. Since that period, the character has really never been the same, always mopey over losing his sister, then dying, then over losing Kitty Pryde. Now, his sister is back (albeit still demonic) and they've interacted relatively little; beyond a few spurts in some anthology one-shots. Still, Claremont wrote Colossus as sensitive/artistic, not mopey (there is a difference), and likely may not have killed Illyana in 1993 if he had full control.

I mean, I'd argue Mr. Immortal has lost just as many loved ones in his life as Colossus has, and he has only moped for about 3 issues of material.
 
One Shots

Fall of The Hulks Gamma:This issue was boring and confusing at the same time but it is great to see
betty ross back from the dead
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Captian America Who Will Wield The Shield?:Great issue but this really makes no reason to get Captian America Reborn 6.*****

What If? Spider-Man House of M:First Story made no sense and the Second Story sucked.**

What If? Astonshing X-Men:The first story felt rushed and the second story was bland.**
 
For those who celebrate, I hope you all had as good as a Christmas as our family did. Me and my family always celebrate on Christmas Eve, then the kids go to the ex's on Christmas Day. I saw two very good films this week. The first, (500) Days Of Summer, is available on DVD, and it's AMAZING!!!! I definitely have to buy it one of these days. The other film is fast becoming the hot film to take the Oscars in the next couple months: Up In The Air. Man, Jason Reitman is just a great director, and this might be his best film yet.

Oh, and I did take the kids to Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeekeal. Umm...not good, but I probably didn't have to tell you guys that.

Onto the few comics I've read these past two days.

Gotham City Sirens #7: Cute issue, as we get three separate stories telling us what the Sirens are doing around this holiday season. Sometimes these don't work well; but, when it's Paul Dini doing the writing, you know it won't be half bad.

World's Finest #3: Thjis issue teams up Supergirl and Batgirl, as they take on Toyman and Mr. Freeze. This mini has been pretty decent...much better than any of Superman's various titles; and, next issue will finally feature the team up of Superman and Batman.

Arkham Reborn #3: This conclusion to the 3-part mini was nicely done, even though there are still some questions unanswered concerning Dr. Arkham. (Namely, those three personalities he possibly sees in his head.) What better review is there than to say I want more!!!

Superman #695: The good DC reviews eventually had to come to an end. Sure enough, this title still sucks pretty bad. I'm thinking until Superman actually shows up in his self-titled comic, most everyone should just skip this book completely. The only reason to really pick it up is it will be tying into Action Comics with a Flamebird and Nightwing team-up.

WALL-E #1: Finally, a Pixar comic worth picking up. The story is before the events in the movie; and, it's got very little dialogue, since the only character is our favorite little cleaning robot. My only complaint is an artist/writer must be pretty darn good when relying almost completely on their art to tell a story; and, there were times where the pictures didn't do a very good job at conveying that. I read it with my daughter, and she was confused a few times. Still, this is the first Pixar comic she wants me to continue to get; so, I'll be adding it to my pull-list.

Beasts Of Burden #4: Sadly, this is the final issue of this mini by Dark Horse. My daughter and I loved reading this book together, even though I had to edit some of the dialogue ... and it could be a bit scary at times for her. We love all the animals in this, especially Pugs and Orphan. I'm hopeful there will be more adventures to come, as I believe this little book does have a faithful following...and, this issue does end with the implication that there is more to come. For me, this has been the best of the animal adventure-type comics out there. Each issue has a self-contained story; unlike other comics, like Mouse Guard and Mice Templar.
 
One Shots

Fall of The Hulks Gamma:This issue was boring and confusing at the same time but it is great to see
betty ross back from the dead
.**

Captian America Who Will Wield The Shield?:Great issue but this really makes no reason to get Captian America Reborn 6.*****

What If? Spider-Man House of M:First Story made no sense and the Second Story sucked.**

What If? Astonshing X-Men:The first story felt rushed and the second story was bland.**

In my opinion with the latest issues of the Hulk comics, it seemed pretty obvious that Betty Ross was coming back.
 
AVENGER would be all-superhumans, I mean. Like JLU, basically, only instead of the big 7 (or big 6 and stupid Hawkgirl) as the de facto "head council," it'd be Cap, Thor, and Iron Man. The Avengers writ large.

This to me should have been the logical effect from Civil War. The problem with Marvel's superhuman community is that there is no oversight. Cap,and IM should have sat down and created this new Avengers organization made up of every superhero. That way when something happens the government have someone to talk to. Also solo heroes like Spider-man dont have to be on the active team but be a part of the organization. Think of it like the Players Association for Basketball or Football but for superheroes....plus it will be easier to organize earth's heroes when Thanos goes looking for his glove again or The Beyonder decides to play Parcheezi with the Earth.
 
X-Men

New Mutants 8:This is one of the best X-Men series out right now so awsome issue and it looks like doug ramsey is going to be staying with the team for awhile.:woot: ******

Uncanny X-Men First Class 6:Well this was a christmas present from my girlfriend see just bought the first thing that said X-Men on it:hehe:.But besides that i might pick up the next issue because i really enjoyed this issue.*****

X-Men Forever 14:Great finish to a great arc.I hope claremont revists magik in another issue and the next few issues look really good.*****

Uncanny X-Men 519:I have to say GREAT ISSUE! I am loving fraction on uncanny and dodson's art just makes it so much better but i wish beast was staying.*****

X-Men Legacy 231:I have to say Carey is much better at team books so i hope legacy stays like that.*****
 
Wolverine - Weapon X #8: I find I enjoyed the first two parts of this story more than this third one. This issue reveals how Logan got to the mental ward and why he cannot remember who he is. I guess now that the mystery is gone, it just feels like another Wolverine story.

Wolverine Origins #43: Decent issue, as Logan's training with Silver Samurai ends as soon as it began; and, Cloak comes asking for Logan's help in finding Dagger. Of course, it's all tied in with Romulus. (Romulus looks too much like Sabretooth to me. I hope his storyline doesn't get too dragged out.)

Victorian Undead #3: This is turning out to be a damn fine book. The writer knows his Sherlock Holmes; and while mixing him with zombies might not be original, it sure is lots of fun. This is most definitely my favorite title by Wildstorm.

Madame Xanadu #18: As Sweeth Tooth is my favorite Vertigo title, this one is a close second. As I've said before, it's great that Amy Reeder Hadley is back doing the art, and this first showdown between Madame Xanadu and her evil sister, Morgana, is nicely done. Can't wait for the next issue!

Justice Society Of America #34: Here is another deceptive cover. Power Girl might be on the front; but, anyone who's read JSA All-Stars will know she won't be found in this title any longer. This issue isn't too terribly bad; as, the team isn't fighting amongst itself much any more with the two separate teams now being formed. In this issue, a mysterious astral figure takes over Dr. Fate's body, infiltrating the JSA. In the end, we learn that the JSA is aware of it the whole time, and the bad guy reveals himself on the last page: Mordru The Merciless. (As someone who hasn't followed DC comics all his life, I'm clueless if this is a big thing or not.)

Detective Comics #860: Rucka and Williams are awesome on this book, and it's one instance where I hope the main hero, Batman, doesn't return anytime too fast.

When DC first introduced the new Batwoman to readers, the big hype was that she was a lesbian. Nothing much ever came from it, as this character wasn't defined as much more than that. Now, Rucka has given this character life, and made her more than just a gimick. Add to that Williams III's awesome art, it's one of the best books you can get from DC today. I'm especially excited that both writer and artist will be in Seattle in March for the Emerald City Comicon. I cannot wait to get some of these issue's signed.

Oh, and nice reveal at the end of this issue. Is Kate's sister truly alive? I cannot wait for more next month. This is my favorite book in this group...but, Victorian Undead is a very close second.
 
Yeah, I agree with you about Batwoman. I didn't have much interest in the Batwoman character, but Rucka has really done a lot of great stuff on Detective Comics with her
 
I actually prefer the 52 Batwoman over the current Detective one. Same with Question.
 
Wolverine Origins #43: Decent issue, as Logan's training with Silver Samurai ends as soon as it began; and, Cloak comes asking for Logan's help in finding Dagger. Of course, it's all tied in with Romulus. (Romulus looks too much like Sabretooth to me. I hope his storyline doesn't get too dragged out.)
I don't think you'll have to worry about that since the next arc of Wolverine: Origins (which will crossover with Dark Wolverine) will be the last dealing with getting rid of Romulus.
 
6 more...none of which really wowed me.

Blackest Night JSA #1: This issue is suppose to pick up from Blackest Night Superman, it seems; as in the midpoint of the story, we learn that the JSA is studying the bodies of those who attacked in that previous mini. Naturally, the JSA in fighting off bad guys and loved ones. What is most noticable is that the two separate groups that have recently split are together in this book. Like with the next two reviews, we've read this same plot sooo many times these past few months. Nothin' special here.

Teen Titans #78: This Blackest Night crossover concludes; and, the only neat part is that it focuses on Slade Wilson and his two kids instead of the Teen Titans. Also, we get a somewhat significant detail at the end...Rose believes her mother is still alive, because she was the one person that didn't come back to life. OH, and Joey has regained his sight and is aligned with his father now. What sucks is the same storyline where at times it doesn't seem that impossible to kill off these Black Ring villians.

Green Lantern #49: And, herein lies the biggest problem with Blackest Night; it really feels like this story is spinning it's wheels, just passing time before the ball gets rolling. This story is a good example, as it's pretty much a solo John Stewart issue. (John Stewart fights off many Black Rings, and realizes at the end he's gonna need some serious backup.) Sinestro Corps War was so much better; because each book you read was somewhat intregal to the storyline. Not with Blackest Night. So far, a reader can follow the main book, and maybe one or two of tie-ins to know everything going on.

X-Men Legacy #231: This issue was alright. I like Ruth's character, and it seems to be implying that Destiny is her mother. There is a lot of talk, though, and not much action...all leading to the return of Proteus on the final page.

New Mutants #8: This final issue of the tie-in with Necrosha really didn't do it for me. It was pretty much a huge battle scene between the New Mutants and The Hellions...and, while that seems neat on paper, what we were given felt kind of goofy. What a disappointment. In the end, I guess we get Doug Ramsey and Warlock back with the group. It just makes me think that if Doug could be saved, why doesn't the X-Men try and save the lives of more of these characters being brought back from the dead?

The Last Days Of American Crime #1: From my favorite independant comic company, Radical Comics, comes the latest crime noir story. Written by Rick Remender, it takes place sometime in the near future, where the US is a hotbed of crime, and most citizens are trying to flee to safer Canada or Mexico. The main character is a seedy anti-hero who is trying to do one last, big score before making his escape to Canada. The problem is the people who he's in bed with might have alterior motives. It's not that original...but, if you like this kind of story, it's not that bad.
 
So what do you think will happen to Osborn and H.A.M.M.E.R Agency? Do you you guys see them taking on a very Cobra-'ish role in the Marvel Universe? I think Osborn is just to big right now to just put on the shelf.
 
I don't think you'll have to worry about that since the next arc of Wolverine: Origins (which will crossover with Dark Wolverine) will be the last dealing with getting rid of Romulus.
How do you know this, if you don't mind me asking? :)
 
Onto some pretty good comics from last week.

Punisher #12: Frankencastle continues! In this issue, Frank continues to rebuff the pleas of the monsters to assist in fighting those who are hunting and killing them; and, we learn Morbius holds the item (a red crystal) that the bad guys are looking for. In the end, Frank really has little choice in the matter, as the secret base of the monsters is discovered, and the fight gets taken to him.

Remender is doing a really good job with this story, and two issues in, I'm hooked! Sure, Frank will clearly not remain Frankencastle forever...and, the story does read much better as a What If? style story; but, it's just a fun read. Props to Remender for trying something different.

Secret Warriors #11: Not sure what to make of this issue, as it's pretty much a set up for what's coming afterwards. It did grab my interest, even though it jumped around quite a bit. First, we get Silver Samurai being attacked by some strange bug-like army, Leviathan, that is looking for some mysterious box; then, we get some past and present moments involving Gorgon; it then shows a scene involving Yo-Yo going back home; and, it ends with Fury getting a new team together for some mysterious new mission.

This was definitely one of the most surprisingly good new series that came out last year. When I first heard about it, I thought, "Oh God, this is sure going to suck." I still hadn't forgotten Nick Fury and his Howling Commandos series, where he teamed up with a group of monsters. Thankfully, I was wrong in my original assessment.

Spider-Woman #4: I love this book! Bendis is at his best, and Maleev's art works so good with this kind of writing. My only complaint is within each issue, the story never evolves that quickly. In this issue, Jessica gets up close to a skrull that has been captured by Hydra, and a fight to the death ensues. Jessica comes away knowing she wants nothing to do with Hydra any longer, and takes a flying leap off the Hydra Helicarrier. That sets up this issue's cliffhanger, where we have to wait a month to find out how she'll get out of this predicament.

This is good stuff! And, as I've said a few times, it's actuall a Bendis title that doesn't cost $3.99.

Marvel Adventures Spider-Man #58: I keep saying it every month...this is the one Spidey title that I believe almost everyone should be buying! If you want to reward good storytelling, Tobin's work should be picked up...and, what he has done with Marvel Adventure's Spider-Man in this past year must be applauded. From the Skootie Young covers (he's fast becoming one of my favorite artists!!!), to this new direction in the life of Peter Parker, each issue leaves me astonished on how much I really enjoy this book.

As I've explained, this is taking the high school history of Peter Parker in a new direction, and we're constantly being introduced to new characters...or reimagined versions of one's we know from the 616 Universe. Remember how excited you were when Ultimate Spider-Man first came out, and Bendis was doing these same things? Well, Tobin is doing it again, and I'm enjoying it just as much.

Now, here is my thoughts about Marvel and Tobin. Clearly, Tobin is extemely talented...and, reading these stories just makes me think how excellent it would be if he was on some of Marvel's bigger named comics. (Kind of like how many of us used to wish Marvel used Slott in the same way a few years ago.) Of course, it's a "catch 22." If Tobin goes to do the regular Spider-Man series, this title will then suffer for not having him on it. (It's just like how DC is using Straczynski on Brave and the Bold, getting some of their best stories ever in that title....yet, it's almost a waste of his great talent, as he's needed on some of their bigger named titles that are suffering from bad writing.)
 
He was too much of a jerk on JLU. They made him Namor, effectively. And I was always annoyed that they chickened out of having his son actually die. Dude had less of a cause to be a jerk than his comic counterpart, yet he was easily at least twice the jerk his comic counterpart was.

Uh...they weren't going to kill a baby on a cartoon aimed at kids.

So what do you think will happen to Osborn and H.A.M.M.E.R Agency? Do you you guys see them taking on a very Cobra-'ish role in the Marvel Universe?

That's pretty much Hydra's role (appropriate since Cobra is based on Hydra anyway)
 
Uh...they weren't going to kill a baby on a cartoon aimed at kids.
That's their bad, then. They don't have to proudly display Aquababy's corpse or anything, but there's plenty of death in cartoons as it is and the death of Aquababy was easily the single greatest defining factor in Aquaman's personality. People are way too squeamish.
 
New Avengers 60: Ok issue but Luke Cage didn't even come close to dieing.***

Amazing Spider-Man 616:The end to a short to issue arc but the end was great.****

Incredible Hercules 139:Like always Great issue can't wait for the next issue.*****

Dark Avengers Ares 3:The ending was shocking didn't expect all the soliders and Kinkos to die.*****

Arkham Reborn 3:I liked the previous 2 but this one in my opienon wasnt so good.***

Green Lantern 49:Nice to see john stewart but this issue was really short.****
 
That's their bad, then. They don't have to proudly display Aquababy's corpse or anything, but there's plenty of death in cartoons as it is and the death of Aquababy was easily the single greatest defining factor in Aquaman's personality. People are way too squeamish.

That's a pretty sad commentary...
 
The death of Bucky was one of the most important factors in Captain America's personality. The death of Bruce Wayne's parents is the most important factor in Batman's personality. The death of Uncle Ben is the most important factor in Spider-Man's personality. The deaths of loved ones shape a lot of heroes.
 
4 Quickies!

Black Widow and the Marvel Girls #2: Another good mini by Tobin!!! His writing in a world all his own...and, I dare say his world is a lot more fun than the 616! In this issue, Black Widow teams up with Wasp...with the Avengers along for the ride. It's got action, and best of all, some witty dialogue that's pretty darn funny.

Origins Of Siege: This free giveaway on the Eve before New Years Eve has a new prologue by Bendis that features a conversation between Loki and Norman Osborn (nothing noteworthy...just Loki explaining to Norman that he's the God of Mischief, not of lies, and that they both would do well to have Asgard out of Midgard); a preview that we've all seen of Siege #1; and, 12 pages of one page origins of the key players in this upcoming event. How can you really complain about a free giveaway?? (Yeah, I'm sure there is someone on The Hype who could.)

Marvel 2010 Calendar: Now, this was a neat little giveaway! I wish I could have gotten two; as I would have loved to have one that I am not going to bag....but, it was just one per customer. The calendar looks pretty darn nice, and it even comes with an Avengers ID card. Kudos to Marvel for this nice little event to get people to support their LCS during a week when nothing came out. (Well, I did get Blackest Night #6....just haven't read it yet.)

New Avengers #60: Not a bad issue of New Avengers...and, it did have one of the funniest lines of the week in it's pages. (It involves Spidey making mention of Luke Cage having two men inside him.) My complaint is here we, again, without these Avengers doing much more than running from Norman again. (Since Civil War, it seems that's all this comic is about.) At least we get a conclusion to the Luke Cage health scare. I really long for the day when we see this team actually fight a real supervillian, like Slott gives us in Mighty Avengers.
 

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