Bought/Thought for the Eighteenth of February in the Year Two Thousand Nine SPOILERS

I read X-Men: Kingbreaker #3 during lunch. Good issue but one thing in particular stuck out for me: when the hell did Polaris become the voice of reason? Last I saw, she'd gone all psycho b**** and then she shifted over to a bunch of comics I didn't read. What happened between then and now that actually made her likeable again?

The voice of reason was Raza. These people dug their own graves by working as torturers for the Shi'ar. These Shi'ar torturers are no better then those who worked in countless death camps throughout human history and if they get killed by the people they abused and tortured that is their own fault.

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Rachel killed a heck of alot more in her attacks on the space ships above 'The Hole'. And, those guys were soldiers at war... not lowly torturers. War is war and people die in war, but the last people anyone should give a damn about in war is these lowly scumbags.
 
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Were they torturing anyone? I got the impression that the Starjammers were the only unjustly imprisoned people in there and that Vulcan was torturing them personally during his visits. If that's the case, then the situation after the cells opened was innocent prison guards getting slaughtered by hardened criminals...
 
Is this supposed to be bi-monthly? That first issue came out a loooooooong time ago...

Well, I know it was solicited what seems like over a month ago. I thought I missed it at my shop, and was surprised to see it in my box yesterday. I think it's just a long, delayed book.

Heck, I'm still waiting for issue 4 of Gutsville...that's been about a year since issue #3 came out.
 
World of Warcraft #16: Don't ask me why I have been getting this book. The first storyarc FINALLY wrapped up last issue, and they went right into another new one. This is probably my final issue (if I remember to tell my LCS), as the characters are extremely one dimentional, and this title is boring. In this issue, there is going to be a summit between old enemies, and a third party is going to try and assassinate some people to try and make it look like each side does not want peace.

4/10

X-Files #4: Well, this title I don't have to drop, because I don't have it on my pull list. I'll just stop grabbing it off the shelf. The two X-Files stories they've done so far haven't been that interesting, and this one concludes rather quickly. The art is subpar, the dialogue the same, and consider me saying bye to Agent Scully and Mulder.

It's too bad. Wildstorm is really hit or miss, and more often than not, it's a big old MISS.

2/10

Outsiders #15: Dropping the Batman from their title, this title picks up where this month's Batman and the Outsiders Special left off. This, like Birds of Prey, is a book in desperate need of a good writer; I'm just not sure if they have it yet. Instead of getting that, they just seem to be trying different combinations of heroes to fit into this team. This new group consists of Geo-Force, Black Lightning, Halo, Metamorpho, Katana, Creeper, and Owlman. Probably the oddest part is they are being led by Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler.

There isn't much to go on with this issue. It mainly involves Alfred recruiting this new group, telling them they will be so deep undercover that they will be going months and months without seeing family or friends, and if they choose to accept this assignment, they'll pretty much give up everything and everyone, risking it all on life or death missions. This is a good starting point for new readers; and, I will say it's a step up from the previous 14 issues, where the title really tried to gain new readership simply by putting Batman's name on the title again. It would seem the ever-rotating cast in those issues have been grounded, finally, with this new group. The key is making those characters have some good interaction, and not just focus everything on missions.

6/10
 
Were they torturing anyone? I got the impression that the Starjammers were the only unjustly imprisoned people in there and that Vulcan was torturing them personally during his visits.

You honestly think the Starjammers were the only unjustly imprisoned people there by the Shi'ar Empire which is going about the conquest of the universe like Hitler did with Europe? :whatever:

Sure, there might be some 'real criminals' there, as there were a few real prisoners in the Russian gulags, but like in Stalin's gulags, or Saddam's prisons, or Hitler's death camps I am willing to bet the vast majority of people there were there for political reasons or were leaders of areas the dictator in question took over and wouldn't go along with their rule.

And, the fact you believe the Starjammers were the only ones the Shi'ar tortured makes me roll my eyes once again. :whatever:

The Shi'ar are evil bastards... they believe in causing pain in suffering. That is not to say all the prisoners were tortured... but you can bet alot were... not just the Starjammers.
 
Yeah, I suppose the Shi'ar have been bastards for pretty much their whole existence, now that I think of it. But that just makes Lorna even better, in my eyes. A real hero doesn't stand by and let anyone get murdered in cold blood, even if they are sadistic jerks. Lorna's come a long way from the psycho Austen turned her into. I like her again.
 
A real hero doesn't stand by and let anyone get murdered in cold blood, even if they are sadistic jerks.

Actually an idiot gets inbetween a bunch of angry prisoners and the people that were abusing them at a time when they should be getting off the planet. She threatened the lives of the Starjammers to protect a bunch of tortures. And, back in Emperor Vulcan she was blowing up Shi'ar starships and killing thousands of soldiers.... people I actually have some respect for. But, I understand war is war and people die in war.

You seem to have the opinion that in order to be a hero one has to be a Charles Xavier clone.

Right now Scott is proving that wrong... he is a hero and doing what is right, but his methods certainly aren't what Charles Xavier would do.

This is the Lorna Dane I know and love all the way from two decades ago. A good person, but one with a different set a views then Xavier. Morrison may have made Lorna crazy after Genosha was destoryed... but turning Lorna into a Xavier clone doesn't fix that it just goes from one extreme to the other instead of bringing the character back to what she was on X-Factor or when she was an Acolyte or even back in the Silver Age.

Lorna can be sane like she is below and hard core with a different set of views then Xavier and be a hero at the same time. And, historically she certainly hasn't agreed with Xavier when it comes to turning the other cheek.

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Yeah, well, you and I clearly have different definitions of heroism. I think the idiots are the vindictive bastards who sit by and watch people die when they have the power to help.

And that scene is just Lorna standing up for herself after being disrespected and persecuted. Pretty different from standing by and coldly ignoring the fact that people are getting killed right in front of her, no matter who those people are.
 
Yeah, well, you and I clearly have different definitions of heroism. I think the idiots are the vindictive bastards who sit by and watch people die when they have the power to help.

And that scene is just Lorna standing up for herself after being disrespected and persecuted. Pretty different from standing by and coldly ignoring the fact that people are getting killed right in front of her, no matter who those people are.

You don't get it. She put her own life at risk and the lives of the Starjammers at risk to protect a bunch of torturers who deserve to die.

Those scumbags like the people that worked in Stalin or Saddam or any dictator you can think of's torture prisons deserve to die. It isn't heroism to put your life at risk to protect someone who should hang for their crimes... it is stupid.

Lorna is willing to attack Shi'ar Super Destoryers and kill thousands of soldiers (who I actually have a bit of respect for as they are soldiers)... but is willing to put her life and the others lives at risk for a bunch of low life torturers. That isn't heroism that is bipolar.

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I get it just fine, I just don't agree with you. I can't comment on that pic because it's from something I haven't read. I don't know the context for it. If this represents a personality change for Lorna from previous recent stories, so be it, that's a different issue. But I still don't disagree with Lorna on protecting the prison guards. It's not her call to decide who lives and who dies. Her goal as a hero should be the preservation of all life. Part of why I'm growing more disillusioned with so many 'heroes' in the Marvel universe is that their first solution to every problem seems to be to kill someone now. That's not heroic to me. You favor pragmatism, I favor idealism; the two are mutually exclusive concepts pretty often, and this is one of those cases, so we'll just have to agree to disagree.
 
Wasn't one of those prison guards secretly feeding Havok energy by opening the door for a few seconds in secret so he'd absorb the light? Granted, Lorna didn't know that.
 
I get it just fine, I just don't agree with you. I can't comment on that pic because it's from something I haven't read. I don't know the context for it. If this represents a personality change for Lorna from previous recent stories, so be it, that's a different issue. But I still don't disagree with Lorna on protecting the prison guards. It's not her call to decide who lives and who dies. Her goal as a hero should be the preservation of all life. Part of why I'm growing more disillusioned with so many 'heroes' in the Marvel universe is that their first solution to every problem seems to be to kill someone now. That's not heroic to me. You favor pragmatism, I favor idealism; the two are mutually exclusive concepts pretty often, and this is one of those cases, so we'll just have to agree to disagree.

Then we will have to agree to disagree.

My biggest heroes aren't in comic books they are U.S. soldiers and their duty is to protect America and to protect innocent life wherever it is. But, in order to protect this country they may have to lay waste to cities or kill millions. They even make big mistakes and go too far at times... but they are only human.

Comics these days are going more and more toward the reality of war and the reality of human beings. If you are reading comics to see old style heroism and black and white villians and heroes I can understand why you would be unhappy. That said even in the Silver Age Polaris was meant to be a gray hero philosphically somewhere between the X-Men and Magneto.
 
Wasn't one of those prison guards secretly feeding Havok energy by opening the door for a few seconds in secret so he'd absorb the light? Granted, Lorna didn't know that.

He didn't know he was doing that by giving him food each day.. it was unintentional and Havok killed him in the second issue.

In fact that jailer wanted to kill Alex regardless of what Vulcan said before Alex killed him.
 
It has nothing to do with black and white simplicity. I'm well aware that the world is very complex and there are shades of gray all over. My idea of truly great heroes are the ones who transcend that by setting forth a set of ideals and actually making a real effort to live up to them. It's always gratifying to see that in comics, where the idea of superheroism--i.e. beyond the level of normal human heroism--was born.

While Polaris may have to kill her opponents on the battlefield if she has no other options, that's a very different situation from literally just standing by and doing nothing to help people who are getting slaughtered. Maybe they're not all good people, but I doubt every single one of those guys was chuckling while they shoved hot iron rods into people's eyes. They may have stood by while their compatriots tortured people, but wouldn't that be basically what Lorna is doing by not helping them? Letting people get hurt through her own inaction when she knows better? Two wrongs don't make a right, an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, etc., etc.
 
Two wrongs don't make a right, an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, etc., etc.

In the perfect world that is right... but idealism doesn't win battles or wars. War is hell as a great general once said. Nice clear completely moral decisions go out the window when the killing starts. And, in making the decision she made she put her life and the life of others at risk for the sake of the enemy and not just any enemy the lowest scum of the Shi'ar.

I like realism in my TV shows and comics over idealism.
 
Fair enough. I tend to favor realism in the presentation but an idealistic core or message. I know how much the real world sucks. I want my fictional heroes to make me believe people can be better.
 
This is a bit of a slow week for comics, but still a good work and for once an inexpensive week, since only one comic was $4, and we also had a comic that was $1.

The sales figures for January 2009 are out, and it is no surprise that the Obama Spidey Team-Up sold 350k sales across 2-3 prints. The Top 5 books are all $3.99 books and most of the Top 10 comics are, too. The downside is that overall comic monthly sales are down 9%. People have been complaining about the inability of Marvel and especially DC to sustain comic sales around the middle of the Top 100 or so for a while now, especially for the past 6 months and so. IcV2.com has a theory and I sort of saw it at my shop.

DYNAMO 5 #0 is a .99 comic. Normally my LCS has about 10 or fewer copies of DYNAMO 5 on the shelf (many times I am lucky if I nab the last copy by the mid afternoon), and that is a $3.50 Image book. This time, with a comic that is a buck, they had well over a dozen copies on the shelf. In a way it demonstrates that comic book sales do actually have impact on the retailers. Think about this; for a big book like, say, NEW AVENGERS, a typical shop may order 2-4 dozen copies of NA. Unfortunately, when you add an extra buck, retailers are paying twice the cost for those books as they were before. That means that they have to recoop that cash in expenses somehow, and that usually comes at the expense of smaller books; those books where they may order ten copies and then can't sell all of them within a month. Now they may only order, say, 9-8 issues of those books, and taken over thousands of shops, it explains why a lot of midcard titles saw a drop. NOVA was a title that sold no lower than 28k for an ENTIRE CALENDER YEAR. In Jan. 2009, it had slipped to 25k. INCREDIBLE HERCULES is suddenly dropping after being stable for a few months last year above 35k. You can't simply ask retailers to literally double their wholesale costs for big titles and expect them to buy as many of the smaller titles, can you? Thankfully, Marvel & DC are businesses who have never bothered with little things like economic realities, so they will simply blame it on too few Wolverine or Batman comics.

The only reason why Marvel would be willing to do this is perhaps because fewer companies are advertising in Marvel comics, as more of their ads are house ads than a year or two ago. Still, one can't slice off an arm to save oneself from gangrene and then try to play basketball without having to overcome something.

TPB sales are up 4%, though. Although it could all be copies of WATCHMEN flying off.

As always, full spoilers ahead.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 2/18/09:

DYNAMO 5 #0:
After running 2-3 months late for issue #19, D5 has now shipped a special lower priced "issue" within 2 weeks of the last regular issue. This issue is basically a dollar for 10 pages of story with no ads, as well as two pages of a text summary of the previous 19 issues of D5. Considering the typical issue of DYNAMO 5 is 20 pages at $3.50 (with no ads), this is actually a very good value for the money. Series co-creator and writer Faerber envisions this as a jumping on title for new fans while offering a token story for longtime fans. I can't answer for fans who never read the book, but as a fan who has been on since #1, it does offer a low priced little story.

It basically is a "day in the life" of the superhero team, especially since the founders have just reassembled themselves after issue #19, after breaking up over issues of trust and the loss of their mentor. The five heroes are having some downtime in their aquarium base with Hector complaining about how far they have to travel for visits and to have it closer to his home town. It does also establish that Scrap is moving to Tower City (thus being the only member of the team who doesn't need to teleport from another state), and that Gage/Scatterbrain is the only one of them whose "real" family isn't aware he is a superhero. After about 2-3 pages of talking, though, an obligatory threat appears. A random villain appears to be challenging the police and then seems to be overpowering the D5 team. Maddie eventually finds out that this man is a janitor for Dr. Jessup who has built a "Strong-Suit" that allows him to basically adjust to any threat he faces to pummel it. Once finding out that the suit reacts to brainwaves, Scatterbrain uses his psychic powers to lead to saving the day, which, frankly, has proven fairly common in D5. Asrar & Riley handle the art as they aways have, and it's always energetic and bold superhero-y as usual.

I suppose a new reader would get the bare minimum about what the team is about; the cover tells you 2 lines about the premise, the first 2 pages gives you the basics to their civilian identities, and the rest offers some bold, non-bleak superhero action. It does beg the question, though, of how this is different than a lot of other superhero books. The premise is what makes the book more unique for newcomers, and aside for the last page cliffhanger about Synergy, another child of Captain Dynamo. It is a promising cliffhanger for longtime readers but I am unsure what newbies would make of it. Two full pages of text covering the last 19 issues could seem imposing for a new reader. That said, the first trade of issues 1-8 is an excellent value and I would recommend catching up via trades. I mean, DYNAMO 5 is better than a slew of superhero books from Marvel and DC.

This was similar to a non-storyline issue of DYNAMO 5 from some past issues, or an annual story, but for a dollar it was very enjoyable for me. Plus, the price has likely gotten some shops to order more copies of this than usual, so there is the chance a new comer could nab it. I am curious if a 10 page story could be .99, why a 20 page story couldn't be $1.99 or even $2.75? Sadly, only two issues of this book sold at $2.99, and it may not improve now for Image to sell it below $3. At any rate, Faerber continues on a superhero team book that many have dismissed, but is actually very good. The premise is solid, the characters are all decent, the art's nice, and it isn't trying to be more than it is. It doesn't apologize for the breast beating superheroism that the genre does well, and it isn't usually bleak or grim. While it may not be INVINCIBLE, I think it is a worthy read for superhero fans put off by, say, Marvel's latest bleak brooding wrist-slitting team book, or DC's latest relaunch of a figure who was cool back before half of all comic readers were even born, or even when their parents were still in college.

INVINCIBLE #59: Kirkman has something big planned for issue #60, which of course is a nice even number, like issue #50 was, but also would symbolize five years of running (perhaps six with delays). However, that still leaves Kirkman with an issue to fill, so we get something that Invincible hasn't done for a bit; focus an entire issue upon a new villain, Scott Duvall, a.k.a. Power-Plex.

Scott Duvall seems like your typical Kirkman citizen; he works as a scientist for the Pentagon with access to advanced technology, has a wife Becky and a young son, Jack. Unfortunately, his sister was one of those many nameless people killed way back in INVINCIBLE #12-14 or so when he was fighting Omni-Man across the world. He holds Invincible responsible for her death and has declared bloody vengeance against him, even believing that Invincible is no hero and ultimately plans to rejoin his father and take over the planet. His wife is 100% behind him on this, even when an internal investigation of Scott's stolen Power-Plex stuff causes him to quit his job and become more blatant. He fights Shapesmith and even Robot, Splode, and Monster-Girl of the "Global Guardians" before concocting a fake hostage plot to lure out Invincible. Sadly in the ensuing fight, Scott accidentally kills his family, but this does not cease his quest to kill Invincible; in the end it merely cements it.

My only problem with this issue is that it feels a bit late in coming for a villain whose entire motive happened about four years ago. In some ways it is akin to the screaming man from the cover of AMAZING FANTASY #15 suddenly returning to face Spider-Man as Captain Neurotic or something. While it is Kirkman's own comic, part of me feels this villain would have had more impact a year or two ago, at least.

There is a dynamic that Kirkman has tried to hint at since issue #42 or so. That dynamic is that despite the fact that the overall media and society sees Invincible as a hero, there still is a bit of a vocal minority who distrusts him. Him being the son of Omni-Man, who had been a capable hero for decades before announcing his plot to conquor the world and then causing a battle that killed hundreds of people and caused millions in damages leaves some to assume that he will follow in his father's foot-steps. Worse, some may think he is cahoots with his father, who has been "off world" for quite some time. While we know this to be true, the public of Earth doesn't. The fact that Invincible is no longer working for the Pentagon likely won't help these matters. The problem is that in order to make this subplot more than a passing detail, Kirkman would have to focus on it more, which would upset the often "light" or at least non-bleak nature of the book. It is possible that Kirkman brought this up to reframe a conflict or dynamic that is about to become a big deal, as he has done before. After all, not only has Invincible aided a known felon in Wolf-Man, but we have a reborn Angstom Levy (as revealed in several past issues) with a small army of alternate reality Invincibles who could ruin Mark's name fairly easily, if that is his plan. Anyssa the female Viltrumite sees a possibility of Mark joining their army, which may be a hint of a conflict to come.

The issue barely touches on the feelings of guilt that Mark has for some of his failures, or the people who have died in his fights, but this issue was devoted to Power-Plex, so making Mark a bit player for an issue is expected. While Power-Plex's design is a bit generic in comparison to some of Ryan Ottley's other designs (or redesigns from Cory Walker work), I did appreciate that he was a physical threat to Invincible. As Mark has improved as a hero and become far faster, tougher, and stronger (going from lifting 40-75 tons to 400 tons), many of his older enemies are now no threat to him. Power-Plex absorbs energy, even the energy from Invincible's strikes, so he is a very capable threat who could become worse as he goes along. The only hiccup was that it was implied that Scott's suit merely enhanced a power he already had, but how he got said power is unknown.

The art by Ottley and Plascencia is great as always.

While not a perfect issue, I think it did accomplish the overall goal to remind us that not everyone worships or trusts Invincible, and to give him a new villain who isn't from space or magic based who can actually challenge him. My only quibble was that Power-Plex probably should have come sooner to have more emotional impact. Kirkman admits he literally thought up the idea on a recent plane ride, and that sort of thing happens with creator work.

Kirkman also plugged his presumably last Marvel work, DESTROYER, which is about to start from he and Cory Walker from Marvel Max's line (Walker is a slow artist and I imagine he needed a bit of lead in time). I guess the Big Two aren't so bad when they're selling your own comics. While I understand Kirkman being a bit bitter over IRREDEEMABLE ANT-MAN, his utter garbage run on ULTIMATE X-MEN for about two years all but cancels that out for me. He's been at his best at Image, though, and so far INVINCIBLE and WOLF-MAN look to be on time. Glad to see him playing to his strength, which is creator run work.

GHOST RIDER #32: Sales on this book aren't exactly high at around, and they were slipping for ages, it seems that Jason Aaron's GHOST RIDER is holding steady at 22k for at least the last 2-3 months, which frankly is far better than CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13 is faring. Even the spin-off is running at 15k, which isn't that bad for a spin-off to a Top 85-90 book.

Aaron has been on the book for over a year at this point and after a few months of middling has managed to rehabilitate the new status quo that Way had set up for the franchise, of the Ghost Rider's power being heavenly in origin. He has set up a legacy of Ghost Riders across the globe and set up a final battle between them, the new Caretaker Sara, and against the evil angel Zadkiel, his hordes, and a misled Dan Ketch. Huat is still the main artist and while it isn't too bad, the title has had stronger artists than he on this latest volume.

I expected this arc to finalize things, and it didn't. There is a bit of an awkward "obligatory biker moment" when Ketch challenges Blaze to a motorcycle race around the world rather than a straight-forward fight (or rematch, as Ketch won their last fight), and after that goes for a few pages, they wind up in front of Kowalski, who was set up in the desert as a wild card by Zadkiel's agents. He winds up shooting Blaze in a pivotal moment, allowing Ketch to drain his energy and take all of the Ghost Rider to Heaven. Alas, it was as Blaze had warned; Ketch was little more than a weapon to Zadkiel, who dismissed him back to earth once he had succeeded in blasting down the gates of Heaven. And across a blaze of thunder that is felt by figures around the world (such as Spider-Man, Brother Voodoo, Thor, Lucifer, Man-Thing, and some guy Punisher shoots in a funny panel), Ketch reveals the horrible truth; Zadkiel has succeeded where Satan failed in overthrowing God, apparently. While Blaze's mortal wounds were healed in the fall-out, this leaves he, Ketch, and Sara seemingly powerless and on the run.

The irony is that this is the sort of thing that should matter to other Marvel books. Surely the "God" that Blaze was fighting to protect would be among whatever godly pantheons that exist in Marvel, and that other gods would be aware of his downfall. Considering he was a member of the Champions, I could imagine Pak and Van Lente having great fun with a GR team up in INCREDIBLE HERCULES to restore things, or Aaron taking a stab at that himself. Alas, beyond for Way's token fight with Hulk in WWH, and some aimless guest stints in X-FORCE and HULK, this book is on the fringes of the MU. At 22k some may feel that is where it belongs, but I don't know. It does seem that across the Marvel Universe, the "dark gods" seem to be in control of things now, doesn't it? Mephisto successfully stole Spider-Man's marriage, which had to give him some power. Dormmamu's newest pawn, the Hood, is rising up and may become Sorcerer Supreme. Loki is reborn, working with Dr. Doom and the rest of "The Cabal" and has just wrested control of New Asgard in Oklahoma (technically Balder is in control, but Balder just listens to anything Loki says or agrees with, so Loki is the real power there without Thor). And now an evil angel has overthrown God and rules Heaven. It would be interesting if this was part of something greater, to explain why everything at Marvel is always bleak and ends with the heroes losing or crying or whatnot. The bad gods are literally in control. I mean, heck, Ares is a public hero while Hercules is a wanted man (and Zeus is dead). Even Chtlon is making his token bid for a new host body once every 20-30 years in MIGHTY AVENGERS. If Marvel were truly looking for a mystical angle at an ANNIHILATION style event, this could be the pieces of it. Far more so than some aimless mini's with some cross between John Lennon and Harry Potter who Dr. Strange beat once twenty years ago. It might make a far greater story for someone to finally catch on that perhaps all of the evil gods or Hell-Lords or something are either consciously or not pooling their power, or at least all grabbing for power in Marvel, and that is why all is so bleak, why Norman Osborn can win the world's love while Steve Rogers dies in shame. Maybe it really is more than cynical times. Maybe with the loss of many of the old, seemingly "good" gods in recent years, the baddies all are grabbing those higher rungs, and that turns fate against the noble.

That's all me brain-storming I guess, but it is all possible, and would make for a bit more of a story than Skrulls invading Midtown in ships.

At any rate, Aaron's run on GR apparently is not ending in cancellation as the book will still be around in May, which gives him some time with this status quo of the heroes on the run and Heaven having fallen to the enemy. That should prove to be a very taut status quo, and at least it will manage to get Blaze and Ketch on the same side again. While this new status quo might seem more seriously and important if another book bothered with it, it should suit Aaron's purposes fine. Still, 22k sales is a low average, and while GHOST RIDER should make it to issue #36, I do wonder how much longer it will exist beyond that third year. Way had 19 issues for his stuff, and hopefully Aaron gets at least that many issues for a clearly superior run. GHOST RIDER would have been far better if he had relaunched it instead of Way in the first place. My kingdom for a time machine!

I sometimes give GR a sort of backward compliment of, "it is the worst of the ongoings I still get", especially now that I am not getting NEW AVENGERS, Bendis is off MIGHTY and NEW WARRIORS is canceled, but while I don't like it more than, say, NOVA, GOTG, CAPTAIN AMERICA, INCREDIBLE HERCULES, CB&MI13, or even THOR, it still is a solid book with a good writer doing a good franchise run. I can't imagine anyone other than Aaron making heads or tails of GR at this point. And considering that I have done the non-fanboy thing and actually whittled down my pull list to books I can actually say are good and enjoyable every month, GR has a worthy place indeed.
 
Part II: The Space Duo

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #10: Part of two WAR OF KINGS prelude comics out this week, although in many ways these last few WOK issues don't quite feel like it. Abnett & Lanning are writing most of the preludes and will be writing about 4 titles once WOK starts, two mini's and two ongoings, but in many ways this build-up hasn't altered GOTG any. Even the obligatory Skrull story for SI didn't interupt the book too much. If anything, this storyline has allowed the Guardians to touch base with some Earth based figures and gain another new member. Brad Walker returns to full pencils and that is a good thing, as he is better than Bong Dazo was to me. The colors are great and the fact that two inkers were on it didn't hurt the artwork any.

Instead the title continues with the stories of the splintered GOTG team, which broke up after it was revealed that Peter Quill had Mantis subtly influence the various members into joining. This has led Drax and Phyla to venture into space to find both Drax's new surrogate daughter Cammi as well as determine the fate of his actual daughter, Moondragon (who Ultron seemingly killed during ANNIHILATION CONQUEST). That led to their seeming deaths on Titan last issue. Adam Warlock and Gamora are investigating the reborn Universal Church for Truth, which used to worship Adam Warlock. He proclaims his destiny as the true figure, but then, who is the mysterious power in the coccoon that the church is protecting?

This left Rocket Raccoon and Mantis to assemble an ad hoc team with Groot, Major Victory and Bug (who was sorely missed). Their first mission has been to save Peter Quill, who was banished to the Negative Zone by Ronan (shortly before he was deposed by Black Bolt) and was a pawn of Blastaar, who seeks to invade Earth through their CW era jail 42. Quill used the first chance to turn on Blastaar as he could get, forming an alliance with seemingly one of the few noble prisoners left at 42, the crippled Jack Flag (who was mauled by the Thunderbolts). Abnett & Lanning get in some truly hilarious lines between Flag and Quill from the beginning when they await rescue to the end when Flag joins the team; it reminded me of some of Cornell's Peter Wisdom lines from CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13, which is good. Like many space captains, Quill often has a plan long term, which has to force him to improvise or rely on circumstance in the short term. Fortunately, Cosmo manages to teleport the team in at the last minute to save Quill & Flag from Condor, G-Man, and Bison.

And what of Blastaar? While he fails to reclaim Quill, he takes command of the 42 prison and arranges minor Iron Fist rogue Skeleton Ki to open the teleporter for Earth, lest he wind up getting far worse than a pat on the head. Frankly, I never cared for Blastaar, who to me always seemed like a generic alien enemy with a generic power, but between Walker's design and Abnett & Lanning's dialogue, he is really working here as an amusing alternate reality warrior, akin to Caliback from DC in a way, only without daddy issues.

The set up for the next issues looks promising. After announcing the issue with 42 to Mr. Fantastic and the rest of the Initiative, Jack Flag's spine is healed and he agrees to stay aboard. Part of me wonders if Flag's dislike for "cosmic" stuff is meant as a metaphor for a lot of fans' dislike for it and lumping it into a category. After all, the space books don't sell above 30k right now, so many fans in real life do dismiss this stuff. The best selling of the latest space books has been X-MEN KINGBREAKER at 32k, so I doubt including the X-Men will bring in too many more readers, but it is a worthy effort to reconnect the line and have space stuff matter more. But it is more than "space stuff". They are genuinely good comics, some of the best of Marvel's line, and experiencing the benefits can change one's mind, as Jack Flag may see.

Plus, it is good that out of all characters, Abnett & Lanning took the time to take Jack Flag, a character mauled for shock value in THUNDERBOLTS and have bothered to "repair" him and make him work in a completely new setting. Considering he was once a member of Captain America's Hotline (along with Free Spirit), he should have some interesting interactions with Major Victory, who is using Cap's shield.

Besides gaining a new member, Starhawk has revealed that the upcoming saga is what may end up tearing time and space up for good. While on the surface it seems odd how a fight between the Inhumans & Kree vs. the Shi'ar would do that, keep in mind the event hasn't started. There is another "Warlock" growing within the Universal Church of Truth, which I would guess right now as being Adam's dark side, the Magus, who caused all sorts of cosmic problems in the 90's. The Nova Corps are sure to be involved, Major Victory knows the Badoon will soon be trouble, and we don't know what secrets are bringing Darkhawk into things. Marvel space, as some have mentioned, is more of a wild west now than before, which almost no major empire being left in power but the Shi'ar, which is being ruled by a madman. Throw in the other elements and the fabric of time & space that was already left shaken by ANNIHILATION (hence why the GOTG formed in the first place, to protect it), and one sees a powerkeg with quite a few lit matches from several angles going toward it.

Another solid issue of GOTG, and another good build up to WAR OF KINGS, which is looking incredible.

X-MEN: KINGBREAKER #3: The best selling of the WOK books right now by a slight margin (as in the only one that is selling above 30k per month), Yost & Weaver continue their sequel to their last Starjammers series as well as in working in some key players to the WAR OF KINGS event. The colors are a bit generic, but Weaver's artwork is strong and Yost has a solid grasp of most of the characters.

If there is one caveat, it is that this series seems obligatory. It is here to get Havok out of prison from last time, reassemble the Starjammers with their ship (which is somehow SO precious that Lilandra and Marvel Girl made sure to spend a whole issue saving it rather than just buying/building a new ship; imagine Batman risking his life to save his car when he could just build a new one), and of course reframe his motive against Vulcan, which is to avenge the murder of his father Corsair, plot convenient space pirate (as in, he only mattered when the X-Men just so happened to be in space at random intervals, and was of no use or consequence before or after; that whole war with the Z'Nox would have been easier with him, eh?). While this makes for some fun action sequences, the major downside is that this whole mini is set up and nothing major can happen. No major villain or hero can die lest that impact WAR OF KINGS. Havok and Vulcan can't settle anything here. It is, for all intents and purposes, 4 issues of a prison break and reuniting a team. Part of me wonders if it could have been done in three issues, although I do commend Yost & Co. for not trying to stretch it to five or even six issues. If you're emotionally invested in Havok or Polaris, this book is fine, though. It is good and fun enough for me, but I am aware of the obligation it carries with it.

The Starjammers have reclaimed their ship and found out their missing comrades' location from Gladiator's mind, and are off on a rescue. Unbeknowst to them, Havok decided not to wait around, and has freed himself, Lorna, Gaza and Ch'od, who begin the task of reclaiming their weapons and, astonishingly, saving as many Shi'ar guards from being slaughtered by criminals as possible. While the Shi'ar guards under Vulcan did torture some of them (Havok was tortured off panel, and they tried with Ch'od), apparently Lorna and Alex are in superhero mode, where they aren't quite out to avenge themselves on every Shi'ar guard. It was refreshing to see considering not even Spider-Man seems to care when his allies slaughter henchmen these days. When Lilandra and Korvus appear to save the others, they instead find their allies assembled and armed, and in command.

Unfortunately, things get desperate when several of the terrible alien criminals that Vulcan sicced on Lilandra and her allies end up following them to the underwater prison, and then Vulcan and the Imperial Guard appear. There is also the subplot that Gladiator is not the last of his kind, as his female counterpart has apparently been promised to him for her service, and is just about as aggressive, even more so. Maybe they're like Viltrumites from INVINCIBLE and all are so genetically bred for violence that breeding more of them would be a problem. If Gladiator is basically purple Superman with a mohawk, than she is Supergirl, only bald. The last issue looks to be a delicious combat spectacle.

Except...we know that the Starjammers have to escape relatively unharmed, and so does Vulcan and his guard. That limits casualties to minor villains, and makes the climax seem methodical. But you could say that about any popcorn action movie, and that doesn't mean they can't be fun. Despite feeling obligatory, I am enjoying another space action romp. The series at least has reframed Vulcan's ruthless insanity and made Havok and Polaris look more competant (although her line to Lilandra about being on meds was unintentionally hilarious). And it is good that Lilandra is surrounded by all these figures because by herself she usually is very boring. I am curious if Havok will be allowed to get his "Indigo Montoya" moment with Vulcan at the end of WAR OF KINGS, as that would seem to be the natural progression of this arc. I got annoyed that Havok's sibling rivalry would hinder his efficientness and I do like how he is capable here even when powerless (and half shirtless). The last issue should have a lot of action and that should at least be entertaining.
 
War is hell as a great general once said

Do you even know who said that and to what context it was actually used?

It was during the American Civil War and he said that after he had already captured Atlanta and successful ran out the Confederate soldiers. He and his men then proceeded to burn it basically to the ground simply because these people supported the South. Not because they had physically done anything during the fighting, but simply because of their side. When a pastor asked him why he sarcastically said, "War Is Hell." and then laughed at him.
 
There is also the subplot that Gladiator is not the last of his kind, as his female counterpart has apparently been promised to him for her service, and is just about as aggressive, even more so. Maybe they're like Viltrumites from INVINCIBLE and all are so genetically bred for violence that breeding more of them would be a problem. If Gladiator is basically purple Superman with a mohawk, than she is Supergirl, only bald.
He's previously been revealed to have a cousin named Xenith; I'm not sure if this is supposed to be her or not.
Do you even know who said that and to what context it was actually used?

It was during the American Civil War and he said that after he had already captured Atlanta and successful ran out the Confederate soldiers. He and his men then proceeded to burn it basically to the ground simply because these people supported the South. Not because they had physically done anything during the fighting, but simply because of their side. When a pastor asked him why he sarcastically said, "War Is Hell." and then laughed at him.
Uh, no. It's from a speech Sherman gave about 14 years after the war ended. The most common version:

I’ve been where you are now and I know just how you feel. It’s entirely natural that there should beat in the breast of every one of you a hope and desire that some day you can use the skill you have acquired here. Suppress it! You don’t know the horrible aspects of war. I’ve been through two wars and I know. I’ve seen cities and homes in ashes. I’ve seen thousands of men lying on the ground, their dead faces looking up at the skies. I tell you, war is Hell!
And it was done for a very deliberate a ratioinal reason: the destruction of the South's ability to make war. The whole city of Atlanta was infrastructure for the Southern economy, without which the war could not continue.
 
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He's previously been revealed to have a cousin named Xenith; I'm not sure if this is supposed to be her or not.

If it is, and she still seemed to imply that she "wanted" Gladiator to Vulcan when in prison, all I can say is...ewww. :p
 
Do you even know who said that and to what context it was actually used?

War is Hell and Sherman was very good at it.

CaptainCanada said:
And it was done for a very deliberate a ratioinal reason: the destruction of the South's ability to make war. The whole city of Atlanta was infrastructure for the Southern economy, without which the war could not continue.

Exactly. He destoryed the South's ability to support the war effort.
 
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Wizard of Oz 1-3

These are an absolute delight to read. I really dig the art and the characters are endearingly realized. I love how well it capture that the scarecrow is secretly the smartest, the tin man the kindest, and the cowardly lion the bravest.

Guardians of the Galaxy 9-10

"Blastar is a slow day". That was pretty good, and perfectly sums up the feeling of this comic. Non-stop action and excitement around every corner. I do wish they'd get on with the non-Starlord team fragments' plots and get on to whatever occurrence brings them back into the proper team.
 
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Sounds like rehashing Old Operation Galactic Storm Cap Nonsense.

God, i wanted to punch Cap in that.
 
Edit: Blah, nevermind, no point
 
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