A day late for us Yanks due to patriotic reasons, and damn if it isn't a wallet buster! Eight books, many of then about $4, quite a heavy week for me. Maybe that'll encourage me to keep this brief, although I doubt it. As always, spoilers ahead, and full reviews are ALWAYS at my Examiner link in the sig first (at least until Hype pays me). Hey now, I've literally used some of my Examiner earnings to help pay rent for a month. We all got to eat somehow!
As an aside, as a freebie at the shop, those covers for X-MEN #1 are in a poster and one features Jubilee as a vampire. To me that is the silliest thing ever. The character has now seemed to jump from embodying the cliches of one generation and has bounced into another. While Jubilee was one of few Asian characters who didn't start as a martial artist empowered by some sort of kung fu dragon, she was a mishmash of what white men in their forties imagined teenagers were like at the end of the 80's into the early 90's - mall-rat, skateboarder, bubble gum popping, vapid, and in a trench coat and shades. Now, in the era of TWILIGHT in the 2000's, Jubilee is now a pale vampire. Notice how solicitations show Gambit as a vampire, too; imagine Edward as an unshaven Cajun. "Ah be bitin' ya, chere', ah guar-UN-tee!" If Marvel doesn't realize that this whole "curse" story seems to be both desperate zeitgiest pandering atop of providing a page filler plot, then they are so out of touch with the reality of their medium that heads need to roll.
Dread's BOUGHT/THOUGHT for July 8th, 2010:
AVENGERS: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE #1: May as well get this out of the way first. The short end of it is that as a comic this isn't so bad, but as an idea it has become a symbol of everything that is wrong with comics in general and the Joe Quesada, sans Jemas, era of Marvel in particular. You have shameless pandering to a disinterested, arrogant Hollywood talent. You have the fans who are stupidly loyal being ripped off and suckered at every turn. You have a once hot franchise that has now become a footnote due to editorial mismanagement that has lasted a full Presidential term's worth of time. And above all, you have a comic that is late that is being treated as if one should be happy it was even released at all. No, it isn't quite as bad as the Lindeloff ULTIMATE WOLVERINE VS. HULK debacle, but then again, that comic didn't hold up two franchises. This did.
On the first page it becomes apparent - the editor is apologizing that artist Jimmy Cheung's costumes for Iron Man and Steve Rogers don't match up. It seems art on this started a long time ago (they say "many months" but I'd guess about 2007), and as late as this is, expecting Cheung to redraw many pages or panels to get it timely would make this thing even later, possibly into the next decade. So the fan is expected to shrug it off. Now, in truth it is a minor thing, and at least it is acknowledged. But there is no apology. There is no, "We are sorry we have dragged this out so long, and we are sorry we are asking for $36 over 18 months for a story that is four years late, but we're greedy, and we see you as ignorant suckers with wallets, and retailers as inconvenient pawns," sort of statement. No, the fan is simply expected to accept something that has been less than professionally produced at the highest price standard. If nothing else, this series shows that Marvel editorial see their fans as the dumbest creatures on the face of the earth, who deserve to be fleeced for all they are worth.
And maybe we are, because I bought this, at least.
To recap: Allen Heinberg and Jim Cheung from 2005-2006 produced a 12 issue run of this series, and an annual. Andrea DiVito filled in art for two issues, and the annual also had art by others. But that is modest; even many of those 12 issues were late, especially the last few issues. After that, fans were promised a "season two" from this team, and Marvel kept promising it was coming. Editorial decided that the Young Avengers as a franchise should go into a lockbox until Heinberg was able to write another arc or two for them again. The problem was this allowed the franchise, which had actually become a modest, B-List hit selling 65k at issue at WORST, to grow stale, ignored, and irrelevant. In the four years since, the YA have existed as one semi-annual mini series after the next. These mini's tended to be obligatory, random, "fleece the suckers" sort of crossover tie ins that matter in no way to the crossover itself. As such, we got one for CIVIL WAR, one for SECRET INVASION, and one for DARK REIGN. We even got a one-shot for SIEGE. Two of them also featured the Runaways, a team that Marvel decided was not as important to keep in a box apart from it's launch creative team of Brian K. Vaughan and Adrian Alphona, and thus other writers and artists were allowed to write them (for better or worse) in important ways. Sure, RUNAWAYS volume 3 got canceled, but they're still a cult hit, and are getting a movie. The Young Avengers are DONE; Marvel just doesn't realize it yet. They may when this debut barely cracks the Top 50 list. And if Marvel is happy that a franchise that was a B-List hit in 2006 is now a D-List bottom feeder with fewer reliable fans than AGENTS OF ATLAS seem to muster, though, then it is still a success. The horrible irony is that while tasked with thankless, irrelevant stories to tell with the YA, some of the writers proved they easily could have taken the franchise over if tasked to, such as Zeb Wells or even Chris Yost (his mini wasn't so bad). Christos Gage could probably have killed on it. But, instead, into the lockbox it went. The only characters that got some sort of emotional development were Stature and Vision II, mostly by being rescued by Dan Slott for a year and change for MIGHTY AVENGERS. Not even an Ed Brubaker issue of YOUNG AVENGERS PRESENTS broke 35k sales once; that should be a disturbing sign.
This issue, ironically, makes it seem very clear how new and raw these characters are. They are at least 5 years old, and many of them are still stuck in stock cipher mode. Some of the dialog feels interchangeable or stereotypical (Speed, who is Pietro Lite, is there for every snide one liner). I'd argue Maria Hill and Agent Brand have grown more in three years than this lot have in a half decade. Some have criticized this franchise because while the title implies that these are supposed to be the next generation of Avengers, in practice they are, arguably, side-kicks that no heroes want. Stature and Vision II served as Avengers and appeared in many titles, so one can see "Jonas" taking over for "Victor Shade" or even Cassie Lang trying to fill the shoes of her dad or even Giant-Man on occasion. But the rest? Kate Bishop being called Hawkeye despite Barton retaking the name seems sillier than ever. DC once had two Green Arrow's, but we all knew which one was the "real" one, and which was just some dumb kid too stubborn to take a unique name. Hulkling has a retconned legacy (the son of Mar-Vell and Skrull royalty), but his name is misleading in that regard. Besides, Noh-Varr has taken over that role as the next Captain Marvel (as Protector), even if it makes no sense to. If Patriot wants to be the latest Captain America sidekick to be ignored by the genuine article, then he has to join the line behind Jack Flag and Free Spirit, and ahead of Rikki Barnes.
The story focuses on the Young Avengers taking on some Sons of the Serpent terrorists, and things get heated when Hulkling provokes one of the bigots by being both an alien, and a homosexual. Wiccan lets loose with a burst of his power, saving everyone from a dirty bomb but rendering all of the terrorists comatose. This concerns the adult Avengers on scene (Iron Man, Rogers, and Ms. Marvel), who don't want Wiccan to become the next Scarlet Witch. A summary of HOUSE OF M is given, which is good because that was five years ago. Wiccan believes that he and his brother Tommy are in fact the lost children of Wanda in spirit, if not biologically. The adults claim that Wanda is missing and can't be found, which is actually a bit of a lie; Clint Barton found her, and ****ed her, but didn't get any answers out of her. Dr. Strange was told this, but apparently he and Clint kept that bit secret. The adults want to "test" Wiccan and keep an eye on him. Ultimately, the Young Avengers stand together and decide to set out to find Wanda and settle things, once and for all. Wiccan wants to see if Wanda can be redeemed by this knowledge to undo M-Day; Stature wants to see if Wanda will resurrect her father like she did to Barton; Hulkling loves Wiccan and will see anything he does to the end; Speed things Wiccan is daft but wants to help in his own way, and the rest of the team is just there to be loyal and friendly. It is worth noting that Dan Slott wrote Stature as being genuinely vengeful towards Wanda, and likely would have fought her if they met, which to me seemed more natural. What, just because Wanda is pretty, she can murder a heroine's father and be shown endless compassion?
The issue with the costumes actually isn't a big deal. The problem is some of Cap's dialog at times makes me wonder if he is supposed to be Rogers or Barnes; I assume Rogers, but then why is Rogers wanting to make a flight competition with Wiccan? Wiccan and Hulkling seem to be the focus of this story, and while I thought their interaction with each other was great, I do wonder what their personalities are beyond "being gay". Teddy is more aggressive, although Wiccan can be more so when provoked. Their relationship is treated with a bit of maturity, and isn't full of vulgar stuff or cliches, but I do wonder if Heinberg seriously believes that it alone counts as character details in 2010. Wiccan is hesitant about things, but when he settles on things, he is determined. Teddy I suppose is the supportive type, as despite his Kree strength he isn't overly aggressive like his name would imply. And it is hard for it to be a major plot point that Billy and Tommy MUST be twins because they look alike, when Cheung usually makes a lot of faces similar (it is like a story where there are twins in a Mark Bagley comic). Aside for that the art is good, with some great inkwork and colors that make it pop.
In many ways the cover alone has some quirks. It is worth mentioning that Marvel no longer has faith in the YOUNG AVENGERS title, even for their own stories. Thus, AVENGERS is front and center. That alone is telling, an admission of their mishandling. Whether retailers will be fooled, or just order this like yet another YA mini, is unknown. Wolverine and Spider-Man are also in the cover and they have absolutely nothing to do with the story (while Ms. Marvel, who does, is absent from the cover). Spider-Man's only technical appearance is during Iron Man's holographic recap of House of M; Wolverine's just there as a draw.
In truth this actually isn't so bad at all. The dialog isn't bad and there's a lot of action at the start. Some of the interactions flow and feel natural. I actually do like how the relationship between Billy and Teddy is handled overall. That said, I don't think this is worth $4 an issue, and if I may be so blunt, I don't think Allen Heinberg was the only writer in the known universe who could have written an issue under the premise of, "and now the kids go find Wanda" that came out at least like this. If this is where this was all going, then Marvel could have credited Heinberg as a co-plotter/creator and had another writer handle it at least two years ago. In truth not only have the YA been in limbo, but perhaps the X-Men as well. Wanda is needed to end the M-Day storyline, which for five years has skipped from one over-hyped anti-climax to the next and stifled the franchise. If M-Day has to last for at least another 18 months, that means it would be late 2011 by the time the X-Men can finally see some light at the end of the tunnel, and six years is a very long time to invest in a failure of a status quo. Not even Brubaker's run on CAPTAIN AMERICA has yet lasted six entire years (that anniversary comes in November). If Marvel seriously believes that X-Men fans will be happy that the end of a 3 year series of crossovers ends in an anti-climax before a pointless vampire brawl, then they don't deserve them. Those fans should seriously start reading INVINCIBLE or something.
I digress. In execution, this comic isn't so bad. I do like the ploy to try to find and redeem Wanda. The last page has Magneto show up, and I am curious how this will tie into things. The art is good and it did feel like those YA comics of old that got some people jazzed up. I just think that the magic that Heinberg does with the script isn't as unique as Marvel believes, and this may be too little, too late, at too high a price, coming out at too slow a rate. The question for YA fans is, it is worth paying $36 across 18 months until 2011 to resolve a story that was promised in 2006, and was at best overdue by 2008. It is possible I could be wrong, this becomes an EISNER winner and sells as well as SECRET AVENGERS #1 did. But the yoke of all of the problems of this franchise - the lateness, the five year abandonment of it's creator, the years of futile promises, the price tag, the schedule - is there to bring it down a peg. Still not bad, though.
FANTASTIC FOUR ANNUAL #32: Because so many regular issues of comics are $4, that means annuals have to be $5. Because 2010 is apparently an age of wonder, where every company is flush in billions from being bought out and everyone is being promoted.
This is a 60+ page annual, so in theory the $5 price tag is justified. In many ways it doesn't feel like an FF issue under the current Hickman run, but one during the Millar run. This is not only due to the art by Bryan Hitch, but with Joe Ahearne writing. The crux of the matter is one of the countless random women Johnny has wooed has wound up pregnant, and comes calling on the Baxtor Building in general and Johnny in particular. There actually is something to this premise; the idea of Johnny becoming a father or facing something where he has to man up. It has been about universally forgotten that during the time when Lyra the Skrull was pretending to be Alicia Masters, not only was Johnny a loyal boyfriend, he married her and was a loyal and capable husband to her, too. While she did turn out to be a Skrull, that should have at least shown that Johnny was humanly capable of being romantically faithful and loyal. That has been ignored wholesale since, with the impression now that Johnny couldn't go an hour without cheating on seven women at once. He's actually less mature now as a man in his twenties than he was in the 1960's as a teenager. Got to love devolution in comics!
The idea that this isn't some super villain plot and Johnny really does have to man up and face his responsibilities is played with and overall done well. Naturally, Reed and Sue have two children. Ben apparently always wanted kids. Yet on the other hand, kids are dangerous - even Amy Brys (the girlfriend) was aware that Sue left the Four for a while after she had Franklin. While Johnny was trying to figure out how this happened and Reed was skeptical as well, the idea was played with in an entertaining fashion.
It all becomes a bit mundane when it turns out to be some far fetched plot of the Psycho-Woman (the girlfriend of Psycho-Man). The story gives Hitch a lot of leeway for far out science panels, with battles inside of veins and giant robot monsters attacking. The drama of most of the Four being inside Johnny and at risk of being incinerated if he flames on is interesting. But my problem is in the end this became typical of too many annuals - providing a story that in the end will be forgotten before it's over. It does try to create some sort of a cliffhanger ending with Brys jumping through a time-portal to either undo being impregnated artificially by Psycho-Woman, or even just zapping to some other time to raise the kid elsewhere in private. I simply doubt anything will come of this, and if it had, I think having it not have been yet another villain plot would have worked out better. Johnny has grown the least out of the Four lately, and this could have helped.
It's not bad at all. It has a lot of fun dialog (especially from Thing), and for those who have felt some of Hickman's issues are slow, this one had plenty of action and some genuine suspense. There's even some reference to Sue's Malice side (or past emotional tampering done to her by Psycho-Man) that is good. If you just want a done in one FF adventure, I'd say pick it up. It doesn't clash with Hickman's run too much, if only because Val and Franklin are barely in it (but when they are, it really matters). While I do think this story could have had more potential, it does depict the Four well. Despite often seeming shallow and vapid, Johnny does step up when he has to, and shows a genuine willingness to accept being a father or protecting Amy is he has to. Ben Grimm is ever the pug. And while she's no Wonder Woman, Sue shows once again that you can be a wife, mother, and super-heroine without seeming like you are weak or sacrificing anything. Reed is of course full of bizarre science stuff as well. I enjoyed it a little more than I expected, but it still held back enough that I wouldn't exactly call it great.