Looks like this has been a pretty active week for the B/T thread. Anyway, here's my contribution, which is also mirrored
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FANTASTIC 4 #565
Writer: Mark Millar
Penciler: Bryan Hitch
Publisher: Marvel
Ah, Scotland. A country known for its rolling green hills and crisp air. The Fantastic 4 just took a family vacation to Scotland, and now Valeria Richards is about to be eaten by a ferocious tentacled beastie.
This issue opens up with the family frantically searching for Val. This sequence gives quite a bit of highlight to Johnny, who immediately turns into the most serious character in the issue, and is the one to find and rescue Val. Upon rescuing Val from her underwater captor, the monstrous Korgo surfaces and attacks the town. Korgo is then defeated through an unparalleled level of family teamwork: Reed wraps around it to constrict its movements, Johnny torches it constantly, Franklin and Val use themselves as bait to lure it away from the townspeople, and Susan drops the town's big stone church on it. Ben also swings a bus at it, but it was already knocked out at that point. The Four then find out that the townspeople had been willingly feeding Korgo their own children for centuries, and that Reed's cousin Hamish only invited them out there to feed either Val or Franklin. With Korgo gone, the townspeople all depart and find new homes. Rhona, the woman whose child has been given to Korgo years prior, thanks the Richards and makes a new life for herself.
Had these two issues come out as a single double-sized special in December as originally intended, this would've been an amazing Christmas special. With delays pushing it back to early Spring, however, some of the spirit is lost, and this becomes merely a decent distraction until the big Dr. Doom storyline is picked back up. Still, there was nothing actually wrong with this issue. If you're looking for the Fantastic 4 family having a quick adventure and the idea of Sue hurling town monuments sounds appealing, go for it.
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THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST #24
Writer: Duane Swierczynski
Penciler: Kano
Publisher: Marvel
In this issue, we're treated to a quick interlude, and told another tale from the long legacy of the Iron Fist. This story is about Li Park, the Reluctant Weapon.
In 730 AD, there is a boy named Li Park who is a bad kung-fu student. Not because of a lack of skill, but because of a lack of focus. He's a pacifist who loves art more than fighting. However, when a disease sweeps K'un-Lun, Li Park is the only kung-fu student left to take on the immortal dragon Shou-Lao. Li Park succeeds and becomes the Iron Fist, and must now depart K'un-Lun to save a defenseless village in China that is being attacked by a seemingly unstoppable army. Li Park first combines his chi with his imagination to create grand illusions of the soldiers' greatest desires, hoping it will deter them from fighting. When this doesn't work, Li Park discovers that some conflicts can only be solved by fighting, and easily defeats the army. He then gathers all of the surviving villagers, and leads them on a journey to K'un-Lun. However, because K'un-Lun only appears on Earth once every ten years, the villagers follow Li Park for a very long time before being led to the promised city of Heaven, where they repopulate the mystical city.
It's always nice to read one of these tales of the Iron Fist, but they're usually poorly timed. This would've been a welcome addition to the series had it been done between storylines. Instead, I just can't help but wonder what happened to the story of the capital city of Hell. This uneasy feeling is diminished, however, thanks to the fact that this is the second issue to come out this month, and it won't throw off the timing of next month's issue by much at all.
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THE INCREDIBLE HERCULES #127
Writers: Fred Van Lente and Greg Pak
Penciler: Dietrict Smith
Publisher: Marvel
This issue starts out with Aegis from the old New Warriors taking out a few street thugs before promptly getting attacked by an assassin sent by Hera. Cut to Silly's Greek Diner, where Herc, Athena, and Amadeus are resting a spell. Hera and a Titan named Typhon then walk in, and Hera & Athena then discuss why Athena's controlling shares in the Olympus Group have been reduced, and Hera how Hera plans to get revenge on Athena for... basically being so much damn better than her. She also taunts Athena by telling her that she's disposed of Aegis.
Later at the Olympus Group office building, Hera invites Norman Osborn over to be a part of her special "Continuum" plan. Osborn, of course, doesn't believe that Hera really is the Hera of Greek myth, rejects Continuum, and storms out of the building.
At an old abandoned factory, Athena and her team find Aegis' corpse, and are soon ambushed Hera's own team of gods. Hera's team also includes Delphyne, Amadeus' old flame. This confrontation doesn't last long, however, when the Dark Avengers crash the party to attack everyone on both sides.
This is shaping up to be one action packed story, and one fun adventure. There's a lot of internal conflict in the family of Olympic gods, and it should be interesting just to see what happens next month when Iron Patriot sics Ares on his own mother. I'm also looking forward to seeing how Amadeus and Delphyne handle being on opposite sides. And really, that's where a lot of the strength in this book lies: in the characters and how they interact.
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THE MIGHTY AVENGERS #23
Writer: Dan Slott
Penciler: Khoi Pham
Publisher: Marvel
With Modred knocked out, Iron Man immediately decides to wrest control of the team away from Hank Pym simply on the basis that he has no respect for Hank Pym. They restrain Modred and discover that Quicksilver's mind is stuck inside the Darkhold book. Meanwhile, the chaos god Chthon is going on a rampage inside of Quicksilver's body and summoning a giant Lovecraftian monster. Because Mt. Wundergore is the source of Chthon's power, Iron Man gathers Hercules and USAgent with the intention of destroying the mountain. Hank at first decides to back Iron Man's decision, but Amadeus and Bruce Banner tell him about how Iron Man almost hurled Manhattan into the Negative Zone during World War Hulk. Hank then launches his own plan: because Chthon needs to speak to cast his spells, Hank rewires his old Ant Man helmet to scramble the language center of Chthon's brain, preventing him from saying the words he means. Stature and Hulk then physically beat the junk out of him. When Modred sets himself free, Amadeus convinces Vision to read the Darkhold at high speeds, thus reading about Quicksilver's essence from a spellbook, which basically frees Quicksilver from the book and drives Chthon out of his body. With that, Modred also becomes trapped in the book, and the world is instantly restored to order.
This has been an overall decent opening storyline, with Slott taking an unconventional approach in choosing his characters, but also creating a more old school vibe than the Avengers comics have had in a long time. Slott also sets up the possibility of Thor joining the team later, with Loki possibly being the next villain.
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WONDER WOMAN #30
Writer: Gail Simone
Penciler: Aaron Lopresti
Publisher: DC
The good news is that Steve Trevor has taken over the Department of Metahuman Affairs, which means Diana Prince can finally stop hunting down Wonder Woman. The bad news is that Steve's wife, Etta Candy-Trevor, has been captured by Genocide. Luckily, Etta is a badass broad, and is talking trash to a creature strong enough to take Wonder Woman in a fight. Meanwhile, Diana is at her wit's end, and is on the verge of torturing Cheetah to find out where Genocide has taken Etta. Cheetah spills just short of having her tail cut off.
On Thalarion, the home of the new Male Amazons, Zeus has given flesh to fire, and given life to a new champion of the gods named Achilles. This happens while the original female Amazons all come home to Themyscira, to rejoin their queen in retirement.
Later, Wonder Woman rips open the doors of the Secret Society headquarters, and wastes no time in plowing through everything thrown in her say so she can save her friend. She finds Genocide's creator, Dr. Morrow, who apologizes and begs Diana for the chance to help her stop it. Genocide has already left the building, but she left behind Etta, who is close to death and unresponsive.
The first half of Simone's 8-part story was pretty hit or miss, and there a still a few things from those first four issues that I'm uncomfortable with. However, if things continue to get better like this issue, then this might turn out to be one good overall tale. Still, this is feeling like two entirely different stories happening at the same time, and Simone's insistence on cramming them into a single storyline might be hurting her pacing.
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X-INFERNUS #4 OF 4
Writer: C.B. Cebulski
Penciler: Giuseppe Camuncoli
Publisher: Marvel
Witchfire has taken another piece of Pixie's soul, Magik is being held captive, Rockslide and Mercury have been incapacitated, Wolverine and Colossus are under mind control, and Nightcrawler stands alone. Time to grab both soul blades and kick some ass.
Nightcrawler uses the blades to disspell the control Witchfire has over his teammates, then promptly chops off Witchfire's hand. Witchfire then knocks Nightcrawler back, regrows her hand, and begins summoning her gods into Limbo. When the gods start to slowly flood in, the X-Men attack. Magik and Mercury badly wound Witchfire, then Magik and Pixie use their weapons to break the seal that keeps the gods present. Witchfire and the gods are then sucked into a void, but Witchfire smiles as she takes a piece of Pixie's soul with her. With another piece of her soul gone, Pixie flies off into the distance. The team then convenes around Magik, and beg her to come back to the X-Men. Magik teleports the team back to San Francisco, where the rest of the X-family begs her to stay. Magik holds her brother Colossus' hand and agrees to stay.
X-Infernus was three things: It was the sequel to a storyarc in New X-Men, the sequel to Inferno, and the prelude to the upcoming New Mutants series. For those things, it has served its purpose. Illyana Rasputin is back, though Pixie is a bit more angsty (and by the end of this issue, missing) because of that. Other than that, however, this miniseries resolved very little. It was only mildly entertaining, and I probably could've missed it, as I expect there will be some quick exposition in the first issue of New Mutants.