Boys..Why are they so confusing?!

[Fran]

Face sucks.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Face sucks.

that's not nice!
true! but not nice!

 

[Master Chief]

are you sure that you're a guy?
why don't you go check and get back to me...

I look like a dude.
I walk like a dude.
I dress like a dude.
I sound like a dude.
I think like a dude.
I can pee standing up.
But I like "chick" things.

If you want proofles of the voice, give me a line to say from a movie or something and I'll record it and upload for yer ears beach! And it's unpossible to not have seen my ninja pictures.

 

[Abaddon]

Face sucks.

Face said something nasty about your mommy, I'd rather not repeat.

 

[Saved]

Face sucks.

He may suck now, but he was every waking moment when I was 4!

 

[Eddie Brock]

I look like a dude.
I walk like a dude.
I dress like a dude.
I sound like a dude.
I think like a dude.
I can pee standing up.
But I like "chick" things.

If you want proofles of the voice, give me a line to say from a movie or something and I'll record it and upload for yer ears beach! And it's unpossible to not have seen my ninja pictures.

sounds like the description of a closet-homosexual
minus the lisp

 

[Abaddon]

Hey you brought face back, you kick ass!

I've had Face for a few weeks now.

 

[AndThePickles]

I have a crush on this boy in my Biology class at school. Let's call him...Adam (Not his real name). Well, Adam and I pass notes during class almost every day and small talk here and there. I decided to do something rather rash. I typed up a Secret Admirer note that read :

You seem sweet and cute. I'd like to get to know you better. I was wondering if you would like to get a bite to eat and maybe catch a movie on Saturday. Would you be interested? If so, If not, or if you are busy this Saturday and want to do something on a later date, just stick a note in locker number 357. I'll get back to you A.S.A.P whatever your response.


From,


A Secret Admirer


I printed it out, sprayed it with perfume, stuck it in an envelope, and placed it on his desk the next day. When he read it he excitedly said "Ooh!", read it, and never spoke of it again the rest of that day.



The next day, I'm getting impatient. I ask a new friend of mine whose in my Biology class (let's call her Stella) if she'd pass him a note asking him what he's going to say to his "Secret Admirer". She replies "Then he'll think it's me!" I agreed, so I decided to ask a boy I've known since Elementary school (let's call him David) to ask him what Adam is going to say to his Secret Admirer. David says he will, but he won't do it until the next hour! I get even more impatient, so I decide to pass notes with Austin. I ask him if he has a girlfriend. He says no. I was overjoyed. I then decided to be sly and try to act all casual and ask "if you're single, who was that note from?" "Didn't say", responds he. I asked if he had any guesses as to who it was. He sad "of coarse." I ask "Who do you think it is?" "Probably you." he replies. I blush 1,000 shades of red. I'm busted. Cue awkward silence. I break it by asking what he says about lunch on Saturday. He says no. He says it isn't me, it's just he's not ready for a relationship right now. Thats' why he's single. I ask if we could do the Saturday Lunch just as friends. He says no. It'd qualify as a date. So then we talk a bit more, exchange E-Mail addresses, and Biology class ends.



The next day, Adam was was acting all weird. When we were passing notes, He was saying mmmmmmmmm at the end of every sentence. For example: "Is that so? mmmmmmmmm?" I asked him why he was doing that and he said I was putting it and the end of his sentences. (I wasn't). Then he asked me why I hated him. I was thinking "What the crap?! My feelings toward you are the complete opposite of hate!" Then he said at the end of every sentence I was saying "I hate you Adam!" (He put it there. It was his handwriting. He was putting it at the end of every single one of my sentences) Then he ended the note conversation and took the note. Him and David then started messing with the note making me sound stupid. And then it's revealed that he has a special place in his binder, just for notes from me! He acts all weird and then does something sweet! What is going on here?? Any guesses? And please. Genuine answers. I'm in no mood for sarcasm tonight.

Oh gawd, high school boys Sound just as immature as I remember them to be. Seriously, this "Adam" character is acting like a child. If he has any interest in you, it's his turn to make a move. I'd leave him alone in terms of him as a crush.....and as a friend, if he won't stop acting like he's in elementary school then I'd back off there as well. It's all about letting him come to you at this point, don't put up with his stupidity.

 

[Saved]

I've had Face for a few weeks now.

I know. I just never talked to you til now.

 

[Abaddon]

I know. I just never talked to you til now.

was it everything you'd hope it'd be?

 

[Saved]

Almost.

 

[Master Chief]

sounds like the description of a closet-homosexual
minus the lisp

lol.

My new mad smilie negerian.

Anyhoos, womens are sexier than duderinos. I can admire a chiseled male physique but I don't swing that way. And don't think I'd want to experiment. Womens 4ever, they rule.

 

[Eddie Brock]

lol.

My new mad smilie negerian.

Anyhoos, womens are sexier than duderinos. I can admire a chiseled male physique but I don't swing that way. And don't think I'd want to experiment. Womens 4ever, they rule.

you don't sound too sure...

 

[Master Chief]

'Sall gooooood brah, I am 100% locked in with being heterosexual.

 

[Saved]

A good picture could change my mind. You still sound like you're defending too much, like you're convincing yourself, not us.

 

[Abaddon]

MC is just in touch with his feminine side.

 

[Saved]

MC is just in touch with his feminine side.

You mean his homo side?

 

[Master Chief]

Defending too much would be flipping out, JAL style. lol. I'd reconsider where I stand if I didn't find penis so... bleh. I'm surprised that not all womens are lesbians.

 

[Saved]

Defending too much would be flipping out, JAL style. lol. I'd reconsider where I stand if I didn't find penis so... bleh. I'm surprised that not all womens are lesbians.

You said penis and lesbians (which are a form of homosexual) in the same sentence. You um...don't have me fooled.

 

[Fran]

Face said something nasty about your mommy, I'd rather not repeat.

You could IM it to me.

 

[Master Chief]

Oh jeez, it's a friggin' psychologist.

 

[Saved]

Oh jeez, it's a friggin' psychologist.

We don't need psychology to know what your going through. Just let it out man.

 

[Master Chief]

lol, if I were holding anything in I totally would.

 

[Saved]

You mean like you are holding yourself in the closet right now?

 

[Master Chief]

Srsly, I'm not attracted to men. Since you're trying a psychological mindf**k thing I expect your next move to somehow twist the first sentence into it being more for my convincing and not you. Think what choo will Willis, it's all good but it is what it is, for serious.