Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza

[SuperFerret]

That's insensitive Venom. They're called STIs now.

 

[wiegeabo]

Dude that won't work. You'll need a tetanus shot, rabies shot, the whole nine if you wanna suvive the super STD you just contracted.

He's already dead. He just doesn't know it yet.

 

[Venom160]

That's insensitive Venom. They're called STIs now.

whatever it is it'd still make your shlong shrivel up and fall off.

He's already dead. He just doesn't know it yet.

*snickers*

 

[Spike_x1]

After it falls off, Byrd and I will claim it as our own.

 

[SuperFerret]

And raise it as a son.

 

[Venom160]

And raise it as a son.

And he would go on to fight the Hemp Knight as Di*khead.

 

[SuperFerret]

Yes, he will. Also, he looks a lot like his father, whoever out of Spike and Byrd would be the "father".

 

[Byrd Man]

Yes, he will. Also, he looks a lot like his father, whoever out of Spike and Byrd would be the "father".

Considering it's a dick, I'd be the father.

 

[wiegeabo]

It was a dick. Who knows what it would have mutated into.

 

[Venom160]

It was a dick. Who knows what it would have mutated into.

It has mutated into the single most horrifying thing known to the world. To even gaze upon it is to go mad....

Spoiler

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

 

[wiegeabo]

It has mutated into the single most horrifying thing known to the world. To even gaze upon it is to go mad....

Spoiler

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Damn you Venom. DAMN YOU!!!!


*brain explodes*

 

[Batman]

*sees wieg's brain matter all over the floor*

Well, who's going to clean this mess up?

 

[Byrd Man]

In 23 days....he returns.

 

[Green Lantern]

I ain't scared. Real Byrd was more of a ***** than Lent Byrd ever could be.

 

[Byrd Man]

I ain't scared. Real Byrd was more of a ***** than Lent Byrd ever could be.

Keep 'em coming big boy, you just keep handing me ammunition.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

I wonder what it'll be like once Byrd finally lets loose.

I bet it's going to be way too short and unfulfilling.

 

[Batman]

You've been in bed with him, too?

*rimshot*

 

[Green Lantern]

To me, Byrd either Lent or non-Lent is like a Liefeld drawing. Lent Byrd is the Liefeld woman. Scowling constipation face, junk in the front, and breaks like a twig. Regular Byrd is a Liefed man. Asterisk on the crotch and armpits, no feet, man *******, and more pouches than a herd of kangaroos.

 

[Byrd Man]

*adds Sensei to the list......again*

 

[Byrd Man]

To me, Byrd either Lent or non-Lent is like a Liefeld drawing. Lent Byrd is the Liefeld woman. Scowling constipation face, junk in the front, and breaks like a twig. Regular Byrd is a Liefed man. Asterisk on the crotch and armpits, no feet, man *******, and more pouches than a herd of kangaroos.

Can I be a Frank Miller guy? Appearing to be musclar, but is just fat, thugish, and likes to use cursing along with inner monologue?

 

[SenseiofCheese]

No, but you can be a Frank Miller woman.

A ****e.

 

[Green Lantern]

Can I be a Frank Miller guy? Appearing to be musclar, but is just fat, thugish, and likes to use cursing along with inner monologue?

You are no where near cool enough to be Frank Miller's creation. Even Miller's Dick Grayson from DKSA is cooler than any version of Byrd Man could ever be.

 

[Byrd Man]

No, but you can be a Frank Miller woman.

A ****e.

I'll take it!

Along with your head in a little over three weeks.

 

[Byrd Man]

We're under 48 hours. Move to Defcon 2!

 

[wiegeabo]

We're under 48 hours. Move to Defcon 2!

Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!