Cali woman suing Cap'n Crunch because cereal lacks real berries

[terry78]

http://www.yahoo.com/s/1083530


And somebody is actually taking the case. Goddamn.

 

[Wiseman]

I tryed suing Cap'n Crunch cause it tasted like crap and that didn't go over so well so good luck to her

 

[Majic Walrus]

Wait those aren't real berries cause the picture on the box of crunchy dried up balls really looks like real berries.

 

[SuBe]

I am suing because he was never a Commissioned Officer. Colonel Sanders isn't Either.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I am suing because he was never a Commissioned Officer. Colonel Sanders isn't Either.

Couldn't he be like in the merchant navy... Delivering counterfeit berries all across the world. I bet he's Somalian.

 

[Wiseman]

I wasn't even in the Old Navy and they just let me walk in their store and buy a shirt. That's pretty ridiculous

 

[Immortalfire]

I sued Nintendo because Excitebike wasn't all that exciting

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'm suing Immortalfire because he's neither on fire nor immortal.

 

[Immortalfire]

Shows how much you know, Mr. Walrus. I'm suing for slander.

 

[enterthemadness]

Think this woman is dumber than a ******. Seriously...you gotta be pretty dumb to even go 'Wha, no real berries, omg, sue time.'

 

[Darthphere]

I'm suing Trix because I want them, but they're for kids.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm suing Trix because I want them, but they're for kids.

**** that, kids don't even have money. Adults buy them.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Shows how much you know, Mr. Walrus. I'm suing for slander.

Since this is in print I'm counter-suing for libel.

 

[SuBe]

I sued Nintendo because Excitebike wasn't all that exciting

Yes it was. Liar.

 

[Wiseman]

Think this woman is dumber than a ******. Seriously...you gotta be pretty dumb to even go 'Wha, no real berries, omg, sue time.'

Lots of people are dumber then ******s, I call them Superman Returns fans

















I didn't mean that.

 

[Immortalfire]

Since this is in print I'm counter-suing for libel.

Do you trust your barber?

 

[Immortalfire]

Yes it was. Liar.

I'm suing you for false accusations.

 

[Darthphere]

Lots of people are dumber then ******s, I call them Superman Returns fans

















I didn't mean that.

I posted this in their forum. Get ready.

 

[Wiseman]

I posted this in their forum. Get ready.

It's ok, I'll show them something shiny and they'll forget all about it

 

[Darthphere]

It's ok, I'll show them something shiny and they'll forget all about it

Routh's package should do it.

 

[enterthemadness]

I checked and counlt find it? What thread or sub forum?

 

[Darthphere]

You must be out of your ****ing mind if you think I'm going anywhere close to that forum.

 

[enterthemadness]

You must be out of your ****ing mind if you think I'm going anywhere close to that forum.

Oh, I'm sorry, i didn't know you were joking. Cause you knows, you didn't post j/k. or anything that would have hinted at it being a joke, damn.

and yes, I am outta my mind.

 

[Wiseman]

Reading between the lines is a subtle art that I noticed most posters on here don't have

 

[Darthphere]

Reading between the lines is a subtle art that I noticed most posters on here don't have

Seriously, I would hate to cater my humor to such a lower crowd.

"Hey Wiseman, you gay! j/k"

Joke=Ruined.