The Dark Knight Calling All Creative People: Write Scenes that YOU'D Want to see in The Dark Knight!

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Interrogation room scene

BATMAN: Were the **** is the bank money you fiend!

Joker: **** you lol

Batman: no **** you I am Fear!!!! I am the night!!! I turn fear against those who prey on the fearfull!!!

Joker: NO! **** you! LOLOLOLOLOL

Batman: Seriously, were's the money you pale faced ****

Joker: starting tonight, people will die, I'm a man of my word lol

Joker: Dont you feel a little silly dressed like that?

Batman: ****

Joker: lol **** you

(Gordon walks in room)

I've decided to start taking bribes, I'm getting nowhere going straight

BANG!!!!


Batman falls to the floor, blood seeping from his neck

Joker: lol

Batman: ****, **** ****!

Gordon pulls off his helm!

Gordon: Holy **** it's Bruce Wayne, I thought you were one of those anime freaks

Batman: I new I should have just moved from Gotham

Joker: lol can I go now?

Gordon: sure, see ya around

Joke: Bye

Gordon: Bye

Batman: oh no, I am now dead

(die's)

Roll titles: THE END

 

[saint sinner x]

Interrogation room scene

BATMAN: Were the **** is the bank money you fiend!

Joker: **** you lol

Batman: no **** you I am Fear!!!! I am the night!!! I turn fear against those who prey on the fearfull!!!

Joker: NO! **** you! LOLOLOLOLOL

Batman: Seriously, were's the money you pale faced ****

Joker: starting tonight, people will die, I'm a man of my word lol

Joker: Dont you feel a little silly dressed like that?

Batman: ****

Joker: lol **** you

(Gordon walks in room)

I've decided to start taking bribes, I'm getting nowhere going straight

BANG!!!!


Batman falls to the floor, blood seeping from his neck

Joker: lol

Batman: ****, **** ****!

Gordon pulls off his helm!

Gordon: Holy **** it's Bruce Wayne, I thought you were one of those anime freaks

Batman: I new I should have just moved from Gotham

Joker: lol can I go now?

Gordon: sure, see ya around

Joke: Bye

Gordon: Bye

Batman: oh no, I am now dead

(die's)

Roll titles: THE END

hahahahahahha that was hilarius i got one.


Joker on the tv,

JOKER: I got a simple equation for you gothamnites chumps

JOKER: 1 bomb plus 1 bomb equals armagadon HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

JOKER: I want the batman to reveal himself, or there will be two kind of citizens in gotham, the dead and the dying.

JOKER: Make it quit, i'm dying to see some fireworks HAHHAHAHHAHAH!!.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

A reveal or death, that could be neat.

 

[MAKIEVELLI]

Interrogation room scene

BATMAN: Were the **** is the bank money you fiend!

Joker: **** you lol

Batman: no **** you I am Fear!!!! I am the night!!! I turn fear against those who prey on the fearfull!!!

Joker: NO! **** you! LOLOLOLOLOL

Batman: Seriously, were's the money you pale faced ****

Joker: starting tonight, people will die, I'm a man of my word lol

Joker: Dont you feel a little silly dressed like that?

Batman: ****

Joker: lol **** you

(Gordon walks in room)

I've decided to start taking bribes, I'm getting nowhere going straight

BANG!!!!


Batman falls to the floor, blood seeping from his neck

Joker: lol

Batman: ****, **** ****!

Gordon pulls off his helm!

Gordon: Holy **** it's Bruce Wayne, I thought you were one of those anime freaks

Batman: I new I should have just moved from Gotham

Joker: lol can I go now?

Gordon: sure, see ya around

Joke: Bye

Gordon: Bye

Batman: oh no, I am now dead

(die's)

Roll titles: THE END

That's....it's....just..................................not funny.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Tupic sucks, i'm glad he's dead.

 

[MAKIEVELLI]

Tupic sucks, i'm glad he's dead.

Yeah, terrible thing. Too bad all your "funny" jokes died with him.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

No not terrible, said glad, not sad.

 

[MAKIEVELLI]

No not terrible, said glad, not sad.

Doesn't change the fact that you're not funny

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Yea...It died along with Tupac's childrens Nursery Rhymes.

 

[Crook]

Ermm....if we could cut the ignorance and get back on topic, that would be great.

 

[MAKIEVELLI]

Yea...It died along with Tupac's childrens Nursery Rhymes.

Wow, just shooting and missing, aren't we?

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Ermm....if we could cut the ignorance and get back on topic, that would be great.

Apologies.

 

[Milu]

Dent Vs. Joker

The Joker pulls a gun at Harvey. Dent shoves The Joker's firearm away, and slugs the **** out of him. Grounded, Joker conviently finds a container of acid, and just as he smashes it into Dent's face, we cut to black and hear the Wilhelm-Scream.

 

[Darkness Falls]

hear the Wilhelm-Scream.

always a great sound effect

______________________________________

Joker's thug has grabbed alfred and is holding him up
Joker runs a knife along alfred's cheek

Joker: come on give me a smile
Alfred: I wouldn't give you the satisfaction

 

[Darkness Falls]

are you sayin mine wasn't creative

 

[jimmy]

I'd like to see this:

Spoiler

 

[CFE]

HARVEY DENT (V.O.):
Our city has suffered for far too long…

FADE TO:

EXT: - GOTHAM CITY HALL

HARVEY DENT:
Her citizens deserve salvation…they demand it…

CUT TO:

CU – HARVEY DENT

Standing at a podium, with a large “I Believe in Harvey Dent” banister hanging behind him, HARVEY DENT acknowledges the crowd.

HARVEY DENT:
And as a man of my word, I plan to make good on my promise…

CUT TO:

Sitting behind Dent on the stage is Assistant DA RACHEL DAWES. She smiles slightly at Dent’s words.

HARVEY DENT (CONT.):
To rid this city of the superstitious and cowardly underworld…

As Rachel listens, she glances up and does a small double take to the roof of a nearby skyscraper.

BEAT

CUT TO:

Distant on a rooftop above the rally, BATMAN stands in silhouette backlit by the moon.

BEAT

CUT TO:

CU – HARVEY DENT

HARVEY DENT:
There reign is over…

CUT TO:

WS

The Crowd cheers for Harvey as a small batch of red, white and blue balloons are released into the air.

CUT TO:

Turning her attention back, Rachel looks on and slowly smiles. She stands and joins the crowd in giving Dent a round of applause.

CUT TO:

MS

Harvey waves to the crowd, then turns to camera to look over his shoulder, acknowledging Rachel with a smile.

CUT TO:

Rachel returns the gesture as she continues clapping.

BEAT

As Dent turns back to the crowd off screen, Rachel looks back up to the roof.

BEAT

CUT TO:

Batman is no longer standing on the roof...his perch is unoccupied.

BEAT

-------------------------------

CFE

 

[Milu]

always a great sound effect

Indeed, I loved its inclusion in Batman Returns.

 

[Carlito Jones]

Warner Bros Logo Appears We hear manical laughter then the screen goes black cut to thug running down an alley scared like hell just then we see the thug get hit with a blunt object camera cuts to a guy in a black leather jacket

guy in black leather jacket " where the money "

thugs says"i told you jack has it and took off with it"

guy in black leather jacket laugh " you know boss is gonna not like this'' and kicks him and throws thug towards trash cans just then the camera pans toward a guy standing in the alley wearing a suit and a burlap sack mask

scarecrow'' tommy let him go i'll handle it"

scarecrow walks towards tommy and thug and says " say hello to fear" and sprays them with fear gas camera puts to scarecrow face stage 2 style screen goes black with them screaming.



here's a joker scene

joker walks into bar and acts drunk gun in his hand laughing crazy

joker" i will kill harvey i will everyone in here"

frat boy" you drunk ass clown"

joker shoots frat boy and says " six feet under university " laughs wildly

just then maroni walks in

maroni'' you're insane ''

joker'' maroni you and harvey are soon to be slain'' points gun at maroni and throws a beer bottle at maroni he falls on ground camera shows joker snapping his finger lil jon's act a fool is playing joker goon s comes rushing in

joker'' let's rock'' one his of goons hands jokera machine gun and joker starts shooting everyone maroni is senn running towards an exit the shooting stop joker walks over to bar gets money out the cash register and grabs a moet bottle

joker'' what a blast'' walks over to a guy laying over the floor bleeding

joker'' you know never take a shot to the head how about a shot to the heart'' joker shoots him in the heart and then takes out his knife pulls out a joker card and stabs the guy in the stomach leaving him with the joker card on him

joker'' let go boys we gonna burn gotham to the ground "" laughing crazy walks out the bar

 

[mc_lovin]

hello all!
my first post here. hope you like.



INT-HARVEY DENT'S PARTY-NIGHT

BATMAN CRASHES THROUGH THE CEILING.

THE JOKER STANDS BY LOOKING AT HIM WITH HIS CHAOTIC GRIN AS IF HE'S WAITING IN LINE TO SIT ON SANTA'S LAP AT THE MALL.

BATMAN: SHOW'S OVER BOZO!

JOKER: WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T "THE CAPED CRUSADER".

BATMAN QUICKLY LOOKS AT THE PEOPLE HUDDLED ALL AROUND. THEY SEEM TO TERRIFIED BY SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE JOKER.

THE JOKER TAKES A FEW STEPS TOWARDS BATMAN BUT NOT ANYWHERE IN A RANGE THAT BATMAN CAN MAKE A MOVE ON HIM.

JOKER (HAND GESTURING TOWARDS BATMAN'S SUIT): NICE OUTFIT. DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO GENOROUS IN THE CROTCH DEPARTMENT? HEHEHEHE.

BATMAN ADVANCES BUT BEFORE HE CAN MAKE AN ACTUAL ASSAULT, ONE OF JOKER'S GOONS GRABS HIM FROM THE BACK IN A BEAR HUG.

BATMAN IS CAUGHT OFF GAURD BUT NOT HELPLESS. HE TRIS TO REACH
FOR HIS UTILITY BELT.

THE JOKER SEES THIS! HE MOVES TOWARD BATMAN, KNOWING HE'S TRYING TO REACH FOR SOMETHING.

JOKER: NO WAY JOSE!

THE JOKER KICKS BATMAN! THE GOON IS STILL HOLDING THE DARK KNIGHT, NOW HE'S GOT HIM BY THE NECK!

BATMAN DOES A REVERSED HEAD BUT TO THE GOON AND THEN ELBOWS HIM HARD IN THE GUT.

THE JOKER PULLS OUT AN OLD SCHOOL LOOKING REVOLVER FROM HIS PANTS. A DIRTY HARRY KINDA GUN.

BATMAN (TO THE JOKER): ENOUGH WITH THE GAMES, CLOWN!

JOKER (POINTING HIS CANNON AT BATMAN): CLOWN?! LOOK AT YOU! WHAT KINDA OF A MAN DRESSES UP LIKE A BAT? HEHEHAHAHA

BATMAN GIVES THE JOKER AN ICE COLD STARE, BEING CAREFUL NOT TO GET SHOT.

JOKER: LOOKS LIKE THE JOKES ON YOU, "BATS"!

JOKER FIRES HIS REVOLVER! BUT INSTEAD OF A BULLET A "BANG!" GAG COMES SHOOTING OUT OF THE GUN.

THE JOKER LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!

 

[MAKIEVELLI]

Warner Bros Logo Appears We hear manical laughter then the screen goes black cut to thug running down an alley scared like hell just then we see the thug get hit with a blunt object camera cuts to a guy in a black leather jacket

guy in black leather jacket " where the money "

thugs says"i told you jack has it and took off with it"

guy in black leather jacket laugh " you know boss is gonna not like this'' and kicks him and throws thug towards trash cans just then the camera pans toward a guy standing in the alley wearing a suit and a burlap sack mask

scarecrow'' tommy let him go i'll handle it"

scarecrow walks towards tommy and thug and says " say hello to fear" and sprays them with fear gas camera puts to scarecrow face stage 2 style screen goes black with them screaming.



here's a joker scene

joker walks into bar and acts drunk gun in his hand laughing crazy

joker" i will kill harvey i will everyone in here"

frat boy" you drunk ass clown"

joker shoots frat boy and says " six feet under university " laughs wildly

just then maroni walks in

maroni'' you're insane ''

joker'' maroni you and harvey are soon to be slain'' points gun at maroni and throws a beer bottle at maroni he falls on ground camera shows joker snapping his finger lil jon's act a fool is playing joker goon s comes rushing in

joker'' let's rock'' one his of goons hands jokera machine gun and joker starts shooting everyone maroni is senn running towards an exit the shooting stop joker walks over to bar gets money out the cash register and grabs a moet bottle

joker'' what a blast'' walks over to a guy laying over the floor bleeding

joker'' you know never take a shot to the head how about a shot to the heart'' joker shoots him in the heart and then takes out his knife pulls out a joker card and stabs the guy in the stomach leaving him with the joker card on him

joker'' let go boys we gonna burn gotham to the ground "" laughing crazy walks out the bar

IMHO could use work. A whole, whole lotta work.

 

[SpinyNorman]

These seem to get progressively harder to read.

 

[MAKIEVELLI]

hello all!
my first post here. hope you like.



INT-HARVEY DENT'S PARTY-NIGHT

BATMAN CRASHES THROUGH THE CEILING.

THE JOKER STANDS BY LOOKING AT HIM WITH HIS CHAOTIC GRIN AS IF HE'S WAITING IN LINE TO SIT ON SANTA'S LAP AT THE MALL.

BATMAN: SHOW'S OVER BOZO!

JOKER: WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T "THE CAPED CRUSADER".

BATMAN QUICKLY LOOKS AT THE PEOPLE HUDDLED ALL AROUND. THEY SEEM TO TERRIFIED BY SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE JOKER.

THE JOKER TAKES A FEW STEPS TOWARDS BATMAN BUT NOT ANYWHERE IN A RANGE THAT BATMAN CAN MAKE A MOVE ON HIM.

JOKER (HAND GESTURING TOWARDS BATMAN'S SUIT): NICE OUTFIT. DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO GENOROUS IN THE CROTCH DEPARTMENT? HEHEHEHE.

BATMAN ADVANCES BUT BEFORE HE CAN MAKE AN ACTUAL ASSAULT, ONE OF JOKER'S GOONS GRABS HIM FROM THE BACK IN A BEAR HUG.

BATMAN IS CAUGHT OFF GAURD BUT NOT HELPLESS. HE TRIS TO REACH
FOR HIS UTILITY BELT.

THE JOKER SEES THIS! HE MOVES TOWARD BATMAN, KNOWING HE'S TRYING TO REACH FOR SOMETHING.

JOKER: NO WAY JOSE!

THE JOKER KICKS BATMAN! THE GOON IS STILL HOLDING THE DARK KNIGHT, NOW HE'S GOT HIM BY THE NECK!

BATMAN DOES A REVERSED HEAD BUT TO THE GOON AND THEN ELBOWS HIM HARD IN THE GUT.

THE JOKER PULLS OUT AN OLD SCHOOL LOOKING REVOLVER FROM HIS PANTS. A DIRTY HARRY KINDA GUN.

BATMAN (TO THE JOKER): ENOUGH WITH THE GAMES, CLOWN!

JOKER (POINTING HIS CANNON AT BATMAN): CLOWN?! LOOK AT YOU! WHAT KINDA OF A MAN DRESSES UP LIKE A BAT? HEHEHAHAHA

BATMAN GIVES THE JOKER AN ICE COLD STARE, BEING CAREFUL NOT TO GET SHOT.

JOKER: LOOKS LIKE THE JOKES ON YOU, "BATS"!

JOKER FIRES HIS REVOLVER! BUT INSTEAD OF A BULLET A "BANG!" GAG COMES SHOOTING OUT OF THE GUN.

THE JOKER LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!

I honestly didn't like it. "Show's over, Bozo?" Even Spidey wouldn't say something that wack.

 

[CFE]

IMHO could use work. A whole, whole lotta work.

I honestly didn't like it. "Show's over, Bozo?" Even Spidey wouldn't say something that wack.

Hey Mak...what do you think about mine...Nothing too fancy or elaborate...

HARVEY DENT (V.O.):
Our city has suffered for far too long…

FADE TO:

EXT: - GOTHAM CITY HALL

HARVEY DENT:
Her citizens deserve salvation…they demand it…

CUT TO:

CU – HARVEY DENT

Standing at a podium, with a large “I Believe in Harvey Dent” banister hanging behind him, HARVEY DENT acknowledges the crowd.

HARVEY DENT:
And as a man of my word, I plan to make good on my promise…

CUT TO:

Sitting behind Dent on the stage is Assistant DA RACHEL DAWES. She smiles slightly at Dent’s words.

HARVEY DENT (CONT.):
To rid this city of the superstitious and cowardly underworld…

As Rachel listens, she glances up and does a small double take to the roof of a nearby skyscraper.

BEAT

CUT TO:

Distant on a rooftop above the rally, BATMAN stands in silhouette backlit by the moon.

BEAT

CUT TO:

CU – HARVEY DENT

HARVEY DENT:
There reign is over…

CUT TO:

WS

The Crowd cheers for Harvey as a small batch of red, white and blue balloons are released into the air.

CUT TO:

Turning her attention back, Rachel looks on and slowly smiles. She stands and joins the crowd in giving Dent a round of applause.

CUT TO:

MS

Harvey waves to the crowd, then turns to camera to look over his shoulder, acknowledging Rachel with a smile.

CUT TO:

Rachel returns the gesture as she continues clapping.

BEAT

As Dent turns back to the crowd off screen, Rachel looks back up to the roof.

BEAT

CUT TO:

Batman is no longer standing on the roof...his perch is unoccupied.

BEAT

-------------------------------

CFE

CFE

 

[Stotch]

Joker stares at rachel, knife touching her mouth. She looks scared, but calm.

Joker: "So now tell me...ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight....ON WEED?"