The Dark Knight Calling All Creative People: Write Scenes that YOU'D Want to see in The Dark Knight!

[GoogleMe94]

Hey Ya Knows What I Wanna See How About Joker Takin A Dump Huh Huh Huh??????hhahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Milu]

JOKER: *carves jack o' latern, kisses it* "I shall name you Rory!"

 

[Conebone69]

I want a dramatic and intense ending with joker and batman dukin it out at a amusement park

 

[SpinyNorman]

I want a dramatic and intense ending with joker and batman dukin it out at a amusement park

I sort of did that a bit back, but it wasn't an ending.

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=13027733&postcount=183

 

[Milu]

BATMAN: "Ualuealuealeuale!"
JOKER:

 

[SpinyNorman]

[It is night. The lights of Gotham city string the horizon, with streamers of smoke winding up into the starry sky. Gordon stands alone on a rooftop, futilely trying to relight an old pipe. Behind him a door to the stairs open and Harvey Dent walks out, looking uncertain. He is dressed very sharply, and it’s clear he didn’t expect there to be this much wind.]

GORDON: I see you finally decided to come.

DENT: [looks at him, sighs] Yeah. Yes, I did. I’m kid of eager to… To, well, see him.

GORDON: I’m surprised you asked for this. I thought Apollo would be the last person to commend this sort of behavior.

[Dent looks up into the night sky. On the passing overcast above there’s the faint symbol of a bat illuminated. He looks down to the left and sighs at the Batsignal.]

DENT: This is insane.

GORDON: Probably, yes.

DENT: Crazy, even.

GORDON: Yeah. But then Gotham’s always been a crazy sort of town.

DENT: It didn’t use to be.

GORDON: That’s what they tell me.

DENT: That’s right. You didn’t live here, did you? When I was growing up, it used to be different. It was… I don’t know. It was home. It was safe. It certainly wasn’t this.

GORDON: It makes Chicago look like pulling apart naughty kids at the playground.

DENT: It had law. It had order. It had prosperity, of a sort. What makes the difference?

GORDON: You want my honest opinion?

[Dent nods.]

GORDON: Random chance. It’s just chance, is all. One thing leads to another.

DENT: No. I can’t accept that. I can’t accept that that’s all it is.

GORDON: It might not be. It’s up to us to try and do what we can. Can’t ask any more of ourselves. Though sometimes we need a little… help.

DENT: [looks around] Yeah. Help.

GORDON: I know. I don’t like it, either. I can’t help but think about what… what we’re assenting to. You know this is the first place I met him?

[Dent looks at him, ***** an eyebrow.]

GORDON: It’s true. Broke into my office. Said I was one of the good cops. Said we could do something. [He laughs.] I believed him. Still do.

DENT: Well… I’ll make my judgments after you introduce us.

[The Batsignal suddenly goes out, darkening the entire roof. The two men blink, surprised.]

VOICE: [Off-screen] And when will that be?

[They both spin around. There in the corner, buried in shadow, is Batman, crouched on the rooftop. Dent starts backwards violently and nearly falls over. He flails to keep his balance.]

DENT: Jesus! Can’t you… Can’t you give us any warning?

[Batman is silent.]

GORDON: Well. We’re all here.

BATMAN: Gentleman. I’m sure there’s a reason for this meeting.

DENT: There is. I’ve been thinking. Thinking about all this. And I’ve come to a conclusion. We have a very… unique opportunity here.

GORDON: I’d agree that it’s unique, but what’s opportunistic about it?

DENT: I came back here because things have changed. Changed for the worse, yes, but also changed for the better. Gotham is fragmented. It’s lost most of its top criminals, yes, but it’s also massively destabilized after the attacks. I don’t even want to go into the Narrows. But there’s also better things, too.

BATMAN: Like what?

DENT: Like you. And Gordon. And, now, me. With all three of us – the police, the courts, and… and you – we can change this city. There’s a power vacuum but we need to keep it empty, or take it ourselves. Bring back Gotham as it used to be.

BATMAN: You’re talking about Maroni.

DENT: Yes. Yes, I’m talking about Maroni. With you operating outside of the law and with us keeping the peace inside, we can take him down and send a message to everyone else that Gotham isn’t fertile ground for corruption anymore.

GORDON: No. No, listen… I want Maroni gone just as much as anyone else. But I will not break the law to do it. Our way works, when good people really care and work for it, it works, too. I won’t sacrifice something like that for Maroni.

DENT: But Gordon, you don’t have good people working inside the law. The best chance you have is outside of it.

GORDON: [Thinks.] We can bend the law. But not break it. I won’t do that.

DENT: I won’t either. [But a strange light is in his eyes.] And you?

BATMAN: You remembered Gotham as it was, Mr. District Attorney. With hope and prosperity. You’re really ready to do what it takes to bring it back?

DENT: I am.

[BATMAN reaches into his belt, takes out a disc, hands it to Dent.]

DENT: What’s this?

BATMAN: Those are the names of every single upper level enforcer and launderer Maroni’s currently using, as well as those he’s considering using. There’s video and photographs of meetings with Maroni, with many of his investors, with many of his shipments… Places. Locations. Dates. And video.

DENT: God…

BATMAN: Gotham may be fragmented but I can fragment them more. There’s shipments moving in on the next two weeks. This is his big push. He wants Gotham badly. I can disrupt those shipments. Intimidate them. And Gordon can arrest them, and you can put them away.

[They look at Gordon. He sighs and nods.]

GORDON: Okay. I’ll admit it’s enticing.

DENT: Maroni’s getting a lock of his stock from overseas locations… We don’t have jurisdiction there. I’m talking to Interpol, but-

BATMAN: Anything concerning Gotham is my jurisdiction.

DENT: Well. Fair enough.

[Batman nods, stands.]

GORDON: Wait, there’s one more thing. Someone may be ahead of us here.

DENT: What?

GORDON: It may be nothing, but there was a recent robbery and murder… You know, the clown one?

DENT: The clown one?

BATMAN: I haven’t heard anything recently about it.

GORDON: Me neither. Whoever’s pulled it off has been quiet…

BATMAN: Except?

GORDON: There’s been a three disappearances in the past month. Maroni’s men. High up in the food chain. We… found one. He was… disfigured. Very disfigured. He had been left in a club known to be owned by Maroni.

[Gordon hands Batman a photo. He looks at it, then hands it back, but Dent glances at it and turns away, disgusted.]

BATMAN: I’ll do what I can. But we have bigger fish to fry.

DENT: And any problem of Maroni’s isn’t much of a problem of mine. No matter how… Perverse.

GORDON: I don’t like that reasoning at all, Mr. Dent.

DENT: I know, I know. Besides, it’s just a creep, some street psycho with a grudge. What could one nut do that would…

[They look around. Batman is gone.]

DENT: Oh. [Shouts] SORRY! Heh…

[Gordon shakes his head, lights his pipe, and starts walking back to the stairs.]

 

[TheBatman072]

Hey Ya Knows What I Wanna See How About Joker Takin A Dump Huh Huh Huh??????hhahahahahahaha!!!!!

Yeah.


See kids? This is what we commonly refer to on the internets as trolling. Some usually get banned for such offenses. Maybe he will! We could only hope.

 

[gwynplaine]

Bruce at the opera watching Pagliacci, the one about the tragic clown (insert Crazy Joe Divola jokes here).

 

[elgato]

Waited for this a long time ago...

Falcone's Penthouse

Carmine F.: Listen Johny you must take the family business, your momma is old now, Carla won't live forever and Chicago's weak

Johny (Vince Vaughn): But uncle carmine, I'll marry on July, I can't risk my familia

Voice: BOSS!

Carmine: Milos

GIRL IN CAT COSTUME (Charlize Theron): You know you can't

Carmine: You... GET HER!

Johny (With a knife): Listen sister I don't wanna hurt you

GIRL IN CAT COSTUME: But i do (Kicks him)

Batman: (Shots a BATARANG)

GIRL IN CAT COSTUME: (Scratches Falcone's face)

Carmine: *****... GET HER! I WANT HER! DEAD OR ALIVE!!!!

Batman: Losing my time

GIRL IN CAT COSTUME: Meow

 

[griffolyon12]

I have an idea for one, I'll post it when I have more time.

 

[griffolyon12]

This is the final confrontation between Batman and the Joker in the amusement park.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY PIER-AMUSEMENT PARK-NIGHT

The BATPOD zooms up the pier and comes to a halt in front of a gigantic metal ARCHWAY that reads, "Gotham City Fun Park". BATMAN gets off of the Batpod and surveys the surroundings beyond the archway. The amusement park is completely dark, not a soul can be seen. Parallel lanes of GAME BOOTHS run up and down the pier. At the end of the pier stands a CAROUSEL, a FERRIS WHEEL, and a huge wooden ROLLER COASTER. Batman steps under the archway into the park. A chilling laugh pierces the night. Batman frantically surveys his surroundings.

VOICE
It seems that we have a visitor. Come on in, if you dare.

The voice laughs once more. The lights to the amusement park suddenly switch on. The carousel begins going around-and-around, and the ferris wheel as well. Batman scurries around the pier looking behind all of the game booths.

VOICE
Up here Batman!

Batman swivels around on his heel to face the roller coaster. The JOKER is standing on top of the OPERATION PLATFORM beside the roller coaster, laughing. Beside the operation platform is an empty ROLLER COASTER CART. Further along the roller coaster tracks lies RACHEL, bound up and gagged to the track. Rachel's eyes are wide, sweat beading down her face. Batman approaches the coaster.

BATMAN
Let her go!

JOKER
My, my, are we hasty. I though you might of wanted to play a little game first.

BATMAN
I don't have time to play games!!!

JOKER
Why so serious Batman, after all this is only a game.

BATMAN
You call this a game? Killing innocent people, not much of a game to me.

JOKER
You know, you're no fun Batman. Thanks to you my game tonight had to be cancelled, but don't worry, it will be played soon enough. Once I have dealt with this lovely, delicate little flower. First Dent, then Gordon, and now our Ms. Dawes.

The Joker glances at Rachel. He gives a wide grin and chuckles. He pulls a small playing card out of his pocket, it's the QUEEN OF SPADES.

JOKER
(While still glancing at Rachel.)
The last card in my deck, about to be dealt with.

The Joker reaches for the HANDLE that operates the roller coaster.

BATMAN
Stop!!!

The Joker stops with his hand lingering above the roller coaster handle.
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BATMAN
(With a sense of desperation.)
You're sick Joker. You need help. Come with me, Dr. Arkham can help you! You still can be saved Joker.

JOKER
(In a serious tone.)
No one can save me Batman, no one!
(Back in his melancholy tone.)
Now lets watch this baby BURN!!!!

The Joker pulls the handle that operates the roller coaster. The empty cart begins to roll forward. The Joker runs across the platform and up into the roller coaster cart. He laughs as the roller coaster begins moving up the roller coaster at intense speed. At this same time four thugs in clown makeup emerge from the game booths with sub machine guns. They fire the guns at Batman. Batman narrowly escapes the bullets and using his BATARANGS disarms the thugs. The four thugs charge Batman. They engage in a fight. In a flash of punches and kicks Batman dispatches the thugs. Batman turns round to face the roller coaster. The Joker's cart is zooming along the track, growing ever closer to Rachel, the Joker maniacally laughing atop the cart. Batman quickly reaches into his utility belt and pulls out a GRAPLING HOOK and small CANISTER. He opens the canister and pulls out a tiny EXPLOSIVE. Batman attaches the explosive to the end of his grapling hook. He fires the explosive at the Joker's cart. BOOM!!! The explosive hits the front wheel of Joker's cart. The Joker's face goes from merry to panic. The cart comes off of the track and flies down into a game booth below the roller coaster. Batman pulls out another grapling hook and ZOOM flies up onto the track next to Rachel. He unties and ungags her. Rachel embraces Batman.

RACHEL
Oh, Bruce.

BATMAN
Are you alright?

RACHEL
I'm alright. I almost thought you weren't going to make it?

BATMAN
It's alright Rachel, you're safe.

Suddenly a gunshot pierces the night. Rachel opens her mouth as if about to speak, but nothing comes out. Her eyes begin to bulge out of her sockets. Batman looks down to see blood pouring out over Rachel's blouse. Rachel's body falls limp in Batman's arms, dead. Batman turns around to see the Joker, slightly battered up, standing below the roller coaster holding a smoking gun, laughing.

JOKER
Oops, I missed. I was aiming for her head.

Batman lays down Rachel's lifeless body on the track. Suddenly Batman springs off of the roller coaster and down on top of the Joker. He pins the Joker to the ground. He repeatedly pummels the Joker in the face until SNAP, the Joker's nose breaks.

JOKER
What, you didn't like my joke?

Batman stands up and grabs the Joker by the neck, he pulls him up to his level. Batman punches the Joker in the gut. He throws the Joker over a game booth table, lined with GOLF BALL GUNS attached on top of it. The Joker tumbles over the guns and into the booth. Batman jumps over the table. The Joker has disappeared. Suddenly GOLF BALLS begin pelting the back of Batman's head. Batman turns around to see the Joker behind one of the golf ball guns, shooting golf balls at him. Batman slowly advances towards the Joker as golf balls continue to pelt his body. He delivers an uppercut to the Joker's jaw. Batman jumps over the table at the Joker, who counters by slashing Batman's cheek with a KNIFE. The Joker, laughing, runs across the pier and into a HALL OF MIRRORS. Batman follows.

INT. HALL OF MIRRORS-NIGHT

Batman enters a long hallway lined with mirrors, everywhere he looks he sees his reflection. The Joker is standing a little way down the hall. Batman throws a batarang at him, but at contact the Joker's reflection shatters. The Joker's reflection appears beside Batman. Batman punches the mirror shattering it. The Joker laughs.

BATMAN
Where are you?!?!

JOKER
You really are a party pooper Batman.

The Joker's reflection appears before Batman and with a kick the reflection shatters.

JOKER
It's kind of ironic isn't it. After all you've done, you still have failed. Dent, Gordon, Ms. Dawes, all you failed to save, in one way or another.

BATMAN
Shut up!!!

JOKER
I've struck a chord haven't I. You're pathetic, and they call me crazy! Yet, they all look up to a man who runs around Gotham in a Halloween costume!​

Batman spins around, frantically looking into each mirror. Batman sees a reflection of the Joker licking the edge of his knife. Batman punches the reflection shattering another mirror. The Joker laughs, Batman sees the Joker's reflection once more. He elbows the reflection shattering a whole wall of mirrors. Batman begins breathing quick, rasping breaths.​

JOKER
Yes, you have failed! In a few short hours this town will burn like hell! I must give it to you though, you have played this game extremely well, but in the end the psychotic, mass-murdering maniac will be your reaper.​

Suddenly the Joker emerges from the shadows and lunges at Batman with the knife held high in the air. Batman counters the Joker and grabs the scruff of his neck and slams him through the last remaining mirror. The Joker lays motionless on the floor, shards of glass shoved in his skin, a wide grin spread across his face. Batman approaches him. Suddenly the Joker pulls out a small handgun from his sleeve and shoots it at Batman to only find it was BLANK. As the blank fires a small flag with the word 'BANG!' etched into it emerges from the barrel. The Joker looks at the gun. The Joker laughs.​

JOKER
Oh, I grabbed the wrong gun.​

The Joker drops the gun on the floor and passes out with a smile etched across his face. Batman approaches the Joker and picks him up on his shoulders. Batman, with the Joker on his shoulders, leaves the mirrorless hall.



So what do you think? Granted I didn't have any time to really look over this and rewrite, but I think it's good in its state, it at least gives a rough idea of where I wanted to go with this scene.
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[BubbaGump]

I want a dramatic and intense ending with joker and batman dukin it out at a amusement park

SOMEone liked my thread.

 

[CARNAGE-COMETH]

Waited for this a long time ago...

Falcone's Penthouse

Carmine F.: Listen Johny you must take the family business, your momma is old now, Carla won't live forever and Chicago's weak

Johny (Vince Vaughn): But uncle carmine, I'll marry on July, I can't risk my familia

Voice: BOSS!

Carmine: Milos

GIRL IN CAT COSTUME (Charlize Theron): You know you can't

Carmine: You... GET HER!

Johny (With a knife): Listen sister I don't wanna hurt you

GIRL IN CAT COSTUME: But i do (Kicks him)

Batman: (Shots a BATARANG)

GIRL IN CAT COSTUME: (Scratches Falcone's face)

Carmine: *****... GET HER! I WANT HER! DEAD OR ALIVE!!!!

Batman: Losing my time

GIRL IN CAT COSTUME: Meow

You had me at Charlize Theron as Cat Woman.

Excellent casting, If Nolan needs a new casting director you got the job. t:

 

[Monster]

This is the final confrontation between Batman and the Joker in the amusement park.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY PIER-AMUSEMENT PARK-NIGHT

The BATPOD zooms up the pier and comes to a halt in front of a gigantic metal ARCHWAY that reads, "Gotham City Fun Park". BATMAN gets off of the Batpod and surveys the surroundings beyond the archway. The amusement park is completely dark, not a soul can be seen. Parallel lanes of GAME BOOTHS run up and down the pier. At the end of the pier stands a CAROUSEL, a FERRIS WHEEL, and a huge wooden ROLLER COASTER. Batman steps under the archway into the park. A chilling laugh pierces the night. Batman frantically surveys his surroundings.

VOICE
It seems that we have a visitor. Come on in, if you dare.​

The voice laughs once more. The lights to the amusement park suddenly switch on. The carousel begins going around-and-around, and the ferris wheel as well. Batman scurries around the pier looking behind all of the game booths.​

VOICE​

Up here Batman!​

Batman swivels around on his heel to face the roller coaster. The JOKER is standing on top of the OPERATION PLATFORM beside the roller coaster, laughing. Beside the operation platform is an empty ROLLER COASTER CART. Further along the roller coaster tracks lies RACHEL, bound up and gagged to the track. Rachel's eyes are wide, sweat beading down her face. Batman approaches the coaster.​

BATMAN​

Let her go!​

JOKER


My, my, are we hasty. I though you might of wanted to play a little game first.​

BATMAN


I don't have time to play games!!!​

JOKER


Why so serious Batman, after all this is only a game.​

BATMAN


You call this a game? Killing innocent people, not much of a game to me.​

JOKER


You know, you're no fun Batman. Thanks to you my game tonight had to be cancelled, but don't worry, it will be played soon enough. Once I have dealt with this lovely, delicate little flower. First Dent, then Gordon, and now our Ms. Dawes.​

The Joker glances at Rachel. He gives a wide grin and chuckles. He pulls a small playing card out of his pocket, it's the QUEEN OF SPADES.​

JOKER​

(While still glancing at Rachel.)


The last card in my deck, about to be dealt with.​

The Joker reaches for the HANDLE that operates the roller coaster.​

BATMAN​

Stop!!!​

The Joker stops with his hand lingering above the roller coaster handle.​

BATMAN
(With a sense of desperation.)
You're sick Joker. You need help. Come with me, Dr. Arkham can help you! You still can be saved Joker.​

JOKER
(In a serious tone.)
No one can save me Batman, no one!
(Back in his melancholy tone.)
Now lets watch this baby BURN!!!!​

The Joker pulls the handle that operates the roller coaster. The empty cart begins to roll forward. The Joker runs across the platform and up into the roller coaster cart. He laughs as the roller coaster begins moving up the roller coaster at intense speed. At this same time four thugs in clown makeup emerge from the game booths with sub machine guns. They fire the guns at Batman. Batman narrowly escapes the bullets and using his BATARANGS disarms the thugs. The four thugs charge Batman. They engage in a fight. In a flash of punches and kicks Batman dispatches the thugs. Batman turns round to face the roller coaster. The Joker's cart is zooming along the track, growing ever closer to Rachel, the Joker maniacally laughing atop the cart. Batman quickly reaches into his utility belt and pulls out a GRAPLING HOOK and small CANISTER. He opens the canister and pulls out a tiny EXPLOSIVE. Batman attaches the explosive to the end of his grapling hook. He fires the explosive at the Joker's cart. BOOM!!! The explosive hits the front wheel of Joker's cart. The Joker's face goes from merry to panic. The cart comes off of the track and flies down into a game booth below the roller coaster. Batman pulls out another grapling hook and ZOOM flies up onto the track next to Rachel. He unties and ungags her. Rachel embraces Batman.​

RACHEL​

Oh, Bruce.​

BATMAN


Are you alright?​

RACHEL


I'm alright. I almost thought you weren't going to make it?​

BATMAN


It's alright Rachel, you're safe.​

Suddenly a gunshot pierces the night. Rachel opens her mouth as if about to speak, but nothing comes out. Her eyes begin to bulge out of her sockets. Batman looks down to see blood pouring out over Rachel's blouse. Rachel's body falls limp in Batman's arms, dead. Batman turns around to see the Joker, slightly battered up, standing below the roller coaster holding a smoking gun, laughing.​

JOKER​

Oops, I missed. I was aiming for her head.​

Batman lays down Rachel's lifeless body on the track. Suddenly Batman springs off of the roller coaster and down on top of the Joker. He pins the Joker to the ground. He repeatedly pummels the Joker in the face until SNAP, the Joker's nose breaks.​

JOKER​

What, you didn't like my joke?​

Batman stands up and grabs the Joker by the neck, he pulls him up to his level. Batman punches the Joker in the gut. He throws the Joker over a game booth table, lined with GOLF BALL GUNS attached on top of it. The Joker tumbles over the guns and into the booth. Batman jumps over the table. The Joker has disappeared. Suddenly GOLF BALLS begin pelting the back of Batman's head. Batman turns around to see the Joker behind one of the golf ball guns, shooting golf balls at him. Batman slowly advances towards the Joker as golf balls continue to pelt his body. He delivers an uppercut to the Joker's jaw. Batman jumps over the table at the Joker, who counters by slashing Batman's cheek with a KNIFE. The Joker, laughing, runs across the pier and into a HALL OF MIRRORS. Batman follows.​

INT. HALL OF MIRRORS-NIGHT​

Batman enters a long hallway lined with mirrors, everywhere he looks he sees his reflection. The Joker is standing a little way down the hall. Batman throws a batarang at him, but at contact the Joker's reflection shatters. The Joker's reflection appears beside Batman. Batman punches the mirror shattering it. The Joker laughs.​

BATMAN​

Where are you?!?!​

JOKER


You really are a party pooper Batman.​

The Joker's reflection appears before Batman and with a kick the reflection shatters.​

JOKER​

It's kind of ironic isn't it. After all you've done, you still have failed. Dent, Gordon, Ms. Dawes, all you failed to save, in one way or another.​

BATMAN​

Shut up!!!​

JOKER


I've struck a chord haven't I. You're pathetic, and they call me crazy! Yet, they all look up to a man who runs around Gotham in a Halloween costume!​

Batman spins around, frantically looking into each mirror. Batman sees a reflection of the Joker licking the edge of his knife. Batman punches the reflection shattering another mirror. The Joker laughs, Batman sees the Joker's reflection once more. He elbows the reflection shattering a whole wall of mirrors. Batman begins breathing quick, rasping breaths.

JOKER
Yes, you have failed! In a few short hours this town will burn like hell! I must give it to you though, you have played this game extremely well, but in the end the psychotic, mass-murdering maniac will be your reaper.​

Suddenly the Joker emerges from the shadows and lunges at Batman with the knife held high in the air. Batman counters the Joker and grabs the scruff of his neck and slams him through the last remaining mirror. The Joker lays motionless on the floor, shards of glass shoved in his skin, a wide grin spread across his face. Batman approaches him. Suddenly the Joker pulls out a small handgun from his sleeve and shoots it at Batman to only find it was BLANK. As the blank fires a small flag with the word 'BANG!' etched into it emerges from the barrel. The Joker looks at the gun. The Joker laughs.​

JOKER
Oh, I grabbed the wrong gun.​

The Joker drops the gun on the floor and passes out with a smile etched across his face. Batman approaches the Joker and picks him up on his shoulders. Batman, with the Joker on his shoulders, leaves the mirrorless hall.​

So what do you think? Granted I didn't have any time to really look over this and rewrite, but I think it's good in its state, it at least gives a rough idea of where I wanted to go with this scene.​

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That's amazing. More from you please.

 

[xero1186]

the ONE thing I want to see most in TDK is the shot of Joker slouched on that throne which is on a pile of dead babies from the killing joke.

 

[Superman45]

I need to do a monologue for a acting exercice and I was wondering if anyone could write this

Spoiler alert

Spoiler

You know when the joker robs the bank and addresses Gotham asking the criminals to help him take down the bat. I was wondering if anyone could write what the joker would say to Gotham.

If its good I may video tape it and post it. I want to be a actor and I thought doing a heath Joker monologue would be awsome.

Thanks

 

[Milu]

Okay, my first serious scene.

A somber Joker marches into Gotham Plaza.

He appears to be unarmed, but the frightened pedestrians flee to opposite ends of the street.

JOKER​

Fair citizens of Gotham, as you may or not know, I have yet to discover the true identity of the Batman-- a fact that I'm not very happy about. And when I'm not happy . . .​

The clown's expression suddenly hardens as he pulls out a machine gun.

JOKER​

. . . NOBODY'S HAPPY!!!​

The Joker violently roars, firing at the townspeople in random directions.

 

[mackblack01]

Okay, my first serious scene.

A somber Joker marches into Gotham Plaza.

He appears to be unarmed, but the frightened pedestrians flee to opposite ends of the street.

JOKER​

Fair citizens of Gotham, as you may or not know, I have yet to discover the true identity of the Batman-- a fact that I'm not very happy about. And when I'm not happy . . .​

The clown's expression suddenly hardens as he pulls out a machine gun.

JOKER​

. . . NOBODY'S HAPPY!!!​

The Joker violently roars, firing at the townspeople in random directions.

That would be totally insane! Love it

 

[ComicBookGuy37]

I need to do a monologue for a acting exercice and I was wondering if anyone could write this

Spoiler alert

Spoiler

You know when the joker robs the bank and addresses Gotham asking the criminals to help him take down the bat. I was wondering if anyone could write what the joker would say to Gotham.

If its good I may video tape it and post it. I want to be a actor and I thought doing a heath Joker monologue would be awsome.

Thanks

Here you go....



Black screen. A low keening noise fills the air, and the screen slowly begins to break away revealing that the darkness was a swarm of hundreds and hundreds of BATS. The sky behind them is an electric blue. They form the shape of a large BAT LOGO in the centre of the scream. The sound of laughter replaces the screeching and then the logo explodes, and we:

SMASH TO BLACK.

FADE IN ON:

EXT. GOTHAM NATIONAL BANK – DAY:

Everything is normal outside the bank. There is a security van parked outside. People walk past. A perfectly normal, care-free day.

INT. GOTHAM NATIONAL BANK – DAY:

People are in lines, cueing up to collect or deposit their money to the bank tellers. There are a couple having an argument, and a man in a business suit standing calmly with a briefcase in his hand.

There is a loud bang.

Everyone turns to face the main entrance. A group of men has entered the building, all of them wearing large clown masks that cover their faces. There are seven of them and their masks display different emotions, like Snow White’s Seven Dwarves.

They are armed to the teeth, and their approach generates screams from the civilians who are cued up.

The leader of the pack (wearing a smile mask) nods, and two of his men raise their weapons and fire at the ceiling. The crowd goes silent.

LEADER
Disarm the security guards. Now.​

Two different members of the gang move towards the two security guards and take away their weapons.

LEADER
Who’s the manager?​

A bald man wearing a suit approaches nervously, pushing his horn-rimmed glasses up his nose. He is sweating and clearly scared.

MANAGER
I – I – I am…​

The leader turns to the manger, and moves towards him.

LEADER
Good evening, sir. I’ve come to make a withdrawal.​

The bank manager looks shocked.

MANAGER
Really? Do you have an …uh…account with us?
(Gestures to the armed men)
Is this all some Halloween trick?​

The Leader chuckles.

LEADER
No.​

He punches the manager in the stomach and starts cackling.

LEADER
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids.​

The man coughs up blood, and the Leader pulls him to his feet.

LEADER
Now I will only ask you once. I want access to the vault.​

The manager nods, vigorously.

MANAGER
Sure. Sure. Anything. Just, please don’t hit me again.​

The Leader chuckles.

LEADER
You’re a funny guy.​

He hits the manager again. Harder this time.

LEADER
But don’t push your luck.​

One of the masked men pulls up the manager.

LEADER
I want access to the following vaults…​

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a large scrap of paper.

LEADER
3529…3476….and….86219
(Pockets the paper)
Can you do that for me?​

The manager looks shocked.

MANAGER
Are you insane? That’s like asking me to shoot myself in the head. Do you know who’s vaults they are?​

LEADER
Let’s see?
(Pauses)
Mario Falcone…Salvatore Maroni…and…Roman Sionis. Am I correct?​

The manager starts to laugh now.

MANAGER
You really are insane. ​

The Leader sighs.

LEADER
I was hoping I wouldn’t have to do this.​

He pulls up his mask. We can’t see his face, but it makes the manager’s face go white with fear and shock.

LEADER
Tell me the truth. Do I look insane to you?​

The manager shakes his head, tears streaming from his eyes.

LEADER
Good. Now open the vault.​

The manager shuffles off.

The Leader turns to one of his men.

LEADER
Turn on the camera.​

The henchman does so. The Leader begins talking into the camera.

LEADER
Good evening, criminals of America. My name is of no importance. What I want, however, is. Well, it is if you want to keep your millions. I am taking every cent you have in your precious vaults for myself. Honestly, I have to ask, but, what kind of idiots are you? You put ALL of your money in EXACTLY the same banks with every other crime boss’s. What kind of jokers are you? Anyway, I have a proposition for you. If you allow me to take control of your men for a, how shall I put it, extended period, then I will give you back every dollar you have earned, and then some. Give me an army to take down the plague that is THE BATMAN and I will pay you back in bigger money than you can imagine. If you don’t want to comply then I have a simple answer to the question you’re gonna ask. I’m not gonna keep your money. I’m gonna burn it all.​

The Leader lifts up the mask to reveal his face – a horrible, chalk white face, with lipstick around the lips, dark bags under the eyes, and hair that has been dyed brown from the tips leaving the roots still green. The most sinister feature of the Leader’s face is the twin scars running up the side of his cheeks, creating a sickening smile out of blood and twisted flesh. This is the man himself – THE JOKER.

JOKER
I’ll be in touch.
(Pauses)
Oh, by the way. You can call me…Joker.
(Chuckles)
And to prove I’m not joking.​

He clicks his fingers. The henchmen drag the manager back.

JOKER
Is the vault open?

MANAGER
Y – Y – Yes?

JOKER
Good.​

The Joker draws a gun and shoots the manager in the head. The manager collapses and the Joker turns to the camera again.

JOKER
Now that was funny.​

He begins to laugh manically.

We show the rest of the crowd, huddled in fear around the room. They are waiting for their rescue, but expecting their doom.

 

[MiniBond]

What can I say except...very nice ! Especially the killing of the manager ! Reminds me a bit of some Inside man scenes !

 

[ComicBookGuy37]

Thanks. I'm doing a whole my own version thingy of the whole film. That was my favourite scene to write (that, and every other scene with Joker in lol)

 

[MiniBond]

Thanks. I'm doing a whole my own version thingy of the whole film. That was my favourite scene to write (that, and every other scene with Joker in lol)

can't wait !

 

[Solidus]

I just kinda had a cool idea.

I listened to that song *its not from TDK* But its called The Bat vs. The Joker. Listening to that I did envision a cool end fight sequence between Joker and Batman. The final showdown between the two of them.

I guess I will try to set it up. It's short but I just thought it would be a cool scene.

This is after Batman has been put through the *trials* to get to Rachael and the Joker himself.


INT. ABANDON WAREHOUSE

RACHAEL is tied to a chair and gagged in the middle of the room with a single light on her. RACHAEL looks around breathing heavily with much fear in her eyes.

A VOICE enters the room.

JOKER (O.S.)
Don't worry my dear.....he will be coming soon enough.


RACHAEL looks up to see the JOKER enter into the light. JOKER flashes her a huge grin.

JOKER
Tonight is your lucky night, front row seats!!! *Laughs hysterical*

JOKER turns around and hears BATMAN crash into the room through the door. BATMAN swoops down and lands on a crate behind JOKER.

BATMAN looks at RACHAEL with concerned eyes, she looks at him back. JOKER has his back turned to both of them.

We see JOKER pull a little FLASH BOMB out of his coat. A giant grin creeps across his face. JOKER looks up.

JOKER
Right on time Batsy....

BATMAN pulls out a BATARANG.

JOKER smiles even wider.

JOKER
Joke's over!!!!!!!!!

In a flash JOKER turns around and flings the FLASH BOMB at BATMAN and lunges at him. BATMAN is blinded and as the JOKER hits him the BATARANG hits the floor.

JOKER flings BATMAN against the wall. BATMAN blindly grabs JOKER in proximity and flings the JOKER across the room. JOKER hits a bunch of crates breaking a few of them. Taking a hard fall.

BATMAN regains his senses. And he can hear JOKER laughing hystericaly.


To be continued. I gotta get to bed, class early tomorrow

But I just decided to take a whack at it.

 

[The Redux 714]

I know a lot of people around here, and around everywhere, don't really welcome Harley Quinn to this new franchise, but I think if done right, it would work. After watching Red Dragon a few nights ago, the ending would be the perfect segway into the sequel with Harley Quinn...


Dr. Arkham: Joker, there's someone here to see you. Wants to ask you a few questions. I said you'd probably refuse. A young woman. Says she's from the Psychiatric Board, though she's far too pretty if you ask me. I'll tell her you said no.

Joker: ...what's her name?

 

[TKing]

INT. INTERVIEW ROOM - DUSK

Joker enters. Seated at the table is DR HARLEEN QUINZEL. A pretty blonde. Dark-rimmed glasses frame her delicate features. Brains and beauty.
​

DR QUINZEL

Joker. Please, do take a seat.
(Beat)
You've been a bad boy.
​

JOKER
I'm the worst.

Off his sly smirk, we;

FADE OUT.
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