Can Men be Trusted? With your Woman.

[Heretic]

A day in the life of Heretic.

"Honey I'm home"

"Hey, how are you?"

"I'm good, did you pick up my stuff at the dry cleaners?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, I'll do it tomor*"

*interrupting*
"What!!! You have BETRAYED ME. BETRAYER. I spend all day pretending to know rock stars and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!!!! ARGGGGG!!!!!"

Pretending??? Oh yeah...I forgot...once again, no one has ever worked in the music industry (and I have openly admitted that my job is a glorified roadie/stooge). Anyone claiming to work in said industry is a liar...and probably 14.

And Shadow...I am talking about betrayals of trust...rape, molestation, theft...and you equate thaat with forgetting to do the laundry??

Remembr folks...this is HIS mind at work...I have never equated something so silly to an act of betrayal. Shadow has some dark thoughts going on...

 

[Eggyman]

I could listen to you for hours :heart:

 

[SsM]

What the hell is going on in here?

 

[SsM]

Now that I have opened my eyes...I would just like to say, on behalf of Shadowboxing, Erzengel and the rest...

If you have been lied to...
If you have been cheated on...
If you have been raped...
If you have been stolen from...
If you are a child who has been molested by a priest...

It is YOUR FAULT. You should try not to be so stupid with your trust! How dare you blame the rapist, blame the thief, blame the molester...it is YOUR poor judgement that got you into this mess.

There! That'll learn 'em! People like me and Shadow...we're too enlightened to EVER let anyone get one over on us! I feel so superior to all of those dolts who will be "victimized'. Idiots.

In fact, I think all crime commited by people the victim knows should be legalized...since it is the victims fault. They have only themselves to blame.

There it is folks...set in stone by the members of Superherohype!

No one at SHH has ever had their trust betrayed by a friend...whether it be a small infraction or a large infraction. We are THAT much better than everyone else!

I've been betrayed by someone I thought was a friend.. But if they betray you.. they aren't really your friend

 

[Heretic]

I've been betrayed by someone I thought was a friend.. But if they betray you.. they aren't really your friend

Its your fault. You should be ashamed of yourself, fool

 

[Eggyman]

Its your fault. You should be ashamed of yourself, fool

I see what you're saying. If I called you a ****ing ****sucker, it'd be your fault?

I would agree with you in this instance

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I could listen to you for hours :heart:

I know, it's like Ghostrider87 and Moviefan2k4 had a kid.

 

[SsM]

I'm trying to make sense of this conversation, I'm coming up blank though.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm trying to make sense of this conversation, I'm coming up blank though.

Just know this: Heretic is better than everyone else.

 

[Heretic]

I know, it's like Ghostrider87 and Moviefan2k4 had a kid.

I dont know who those two people are...I assume they are other people that you know better than they know themselves???

I mean..this career that I THOUGHT id been working in for the past several years is all a lie...and it took you to make me realize that Ive just been in my moms basement all this time.

I do apolgize to all of the people all over the country that I have worked with on various music projects. Turns out, i was never there.

 

[Erzengel]

Well the first step is acceptance.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Seriously, this is awesome. TiVo this.

 

[Heretic]

Just know this: Heretic is better than everyone else.

Im better than most...but Shadowboxing is better than I am. He is the one who opened my eyes to the fact that only idiots get lied to or screwed iver by their friends. His wisdom is so great that he can tell who will hurt their loved ones and who wont.

 

[Heretic]

I think its funny that you guys see the life of a roadie/low level manager/promoter so glamorous and cool that you just cant imagine someone actually having that career.

On a related note...that indie label I claimed to have started earlier??? We are NOT currently putting the liner notes together, and we will NOT be throwing our cd release party on February 6th/ Riker Hill Records act Fixer will NOT be coheadlining with us (and they never played the other 4 shows Ive promoted of theirs) and The Suicide Girls will NOT be hosting a dancing at the event. Its just not occuring. If it does...its a miracle...because Im a liar.

 

[Erzengel]

I think its funny that you guys see the life of a roadie/low level manager/promoter so glamorous and cool that you just cant imagine someone actually having that career.

On a related note...that indie label I claimed to have started earlier??? We are NOT currently putting the liner notes together, and we will NOT be throwing our cd release party on February 6th/ Riker Hill Records act Fixer will NOT be coheadlining with us (and they never played the other 4 shows Ive promoted of theirs) and The Suicide Girls will NOT be hosting a dancing at the event. Its just not occuring. If it does...its a miracle...because Im a liar.

So they will NOT be hosting a dancing at the event?

Because I would have gone if they were hosting a dancing.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Logan's Runt is a suicide girl, I suppose she WON'T be there.

 

[Heretic]

So they will NOT be hosting a dancing at the event?

Because I would have gone if they were hosting a dancing.

the fact that Im horrible at typing on a laptop while sitting in the back of a moving van makes me a liar...youre right.

 

[Heretic]

I would like to formally apologize to the people on my Myspace friends list.

When I was in South Carolina, claiming to be the promoter of a local club...none of those shows happened. Lots of people spent good money on sold out shows featuring LA Guns, Sherwood, Dropping Daylight, Bulletboys, The Ataris and so many others...Im sorry...but those shows never happened. You just THINK they happened. My lie was so great that even when you showed up and saw no bands, you thought you had.

Also, to Ally in Ohio. When I saw your post wanting to meet the band HIM, and I emailed you telling you that I would call their record label and get you a backstage pass...guess what...that never happened. You only THINK you went backstage. that picture you have with the singer is a fraud.

 

[Heretic]

Logan's Runt is a suicide girl, I suppose she WON'T be there.

No, as most of the events are handled, regional girls will be used.

But we arent doing the show anyway. Im lying to the club, the bands, the people who have already bought tickets...everyone...just so that i can hopefully convince the people of SHH that Im a low level music promoter.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I would like to formally apologize to the people on my Myspace friends list.

When I was in South Carolina, claiming to be the promoter of a local club...none of those shows happened. Lots of people spent good money on sold out shows featuring LA Guns, Sherwood, Dropping Daylight, Bulletboys, The Ataris and so many others...Im sorry...but those shows never happened. You just THINK they happened. My lie was so great that even when you showed up and saw no bands, you thought you had.

Also, to Ally in Ohio. When I saw your post wanting to meet the band HIM, and I emailed you telling you that I would call their record label and get you a backstage pass...guess what...that never happened. You only THINK you went backstage. that picture you have with the singer is a fraud.

No, as most of the events are handled, regional girls will be used.

But we arent doing the show anyway. Im lying to the club, the bands, the people who have already bought tickets...everyone...just so that i can hopefully convince the people of SHH that Im a low level music promoter.

Okay, okay we believe you. You are just a glorified roadie, stop name dropping, next thing you know you'll be providing these bands phone numbers and betraying their trust.

 

[Erzengel]

I would like to formally apologize to the people on my Myspace friends list.

When I was in South Carolina, claiming to be the promoter of a local club...none of those shows happened. Lots of people spent good money on sold out shows featuring LA Guns, Sherwood, Dropping Daylight, Bulletboys, The Ataris and so many others...Im sorry...but those shows never happened. You just THINK they happened. My lie was so great that even when you showed up and saw no bands, you thought you had.

Also, to Ally in Ohio. When I saw your post wanting to meet the band HIM, and I emailed you telling you that I would call their record label and get you a backstage pass...guess what...that never happened. You only THINK you went backstage. that picture you have with the singer is a fraud.

His name is George Glass....

 

[Heretic]

To the bands The Crash Moderns and Dogs Divine...who both thanked me on their cd liner notes and said "from the Sound Garden"...we have never met...I have never worked with you...your liner notes are lies. I never worked at that club.

Shadowboxing knows all!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Pretending??? Oh yeah...I forgot...once again, no one has ever worked in the music industry (and I have openly admitted that my job is a glorified roadie/stooge). Anyone claiming to work in said industry is a liar...and probably 14.

And Shadow...I am talking about betrayals of trust...rape, molestation, theft...and you equate thaat with forgetting to do the laundry??

Remembr folks...this is HIS mind at work...I have never equated something so silly to an act of betrayal. Shadow has some dark thoughts going on...

Okay, if that's what betrayal is then I haven't been betrayed by a friend, never been raped, molested or had something I cared about stolen from me by a friend or family member.

 

[Erzengel]

And that means I'm pretty much going to betray you all.

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah, going by that definition of betrayal of trust (rape, molestation and theft), I can honestly say I've never been betrayed by a friend or family member.

jag