worst pick-up lines a woman can use

[dmcnx]

Did I say 1,000 posts maybe 3,000 posts......

Seconded.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

"I like it in the poop shute".


KA-CHING!

 

[terry78]

"I like it in the poop shute".


KA-CHING!

That's a bad one?

 

[wolfsfang]

So can I buy you a drink or are you waiting for someone?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

So can I buy you a drink or are you waiting for someone?

How is that funny?

 

[JLBats]

So can I buy you a drink or are you waiting for someone?

Sucks. Make it BETTER.

So can I buy you a drink or are you waiting for someone? Oh, you are. Well, then, I'm gonna ****ing kill your whole ****ing family in ritualistic fashion. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, YOU SOB?! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, YOU COCKROACH ******* ASS****ER!!! THEN I'LL DO IT WITH YOUR CORPSE!!! YOUR SMELLING ****ING CORPSE!!! *****@!

 

[wolfsfang]

How is that funny?

Cuz it is normally a guy who says something corny like that.

Or would you prefer

I need a handyman who is good with his tool to fix a problem with my plumbing.

But truthfully, not being a woman I can't really think of any.

Plus it was just as funny as some of the other ones.

 

[Erzengel]

Cuz it is normally a guy who says something corny like that.

Or would you prefer

I need a handyman who is good with his tool to fix a problem with my plumbing.

But truthfully, not being a woman I can't really think of any.

Plus it was just as funny as some of the other ones.

Ding ding ding. Meaning not.