worst pick-up lines a woman can use

[cornernat]

the way a woman uses her pick-up lines is way different then men.

a couple examples of horrible pick-up lines for a woman that would play hard to get.

man: I'd really like to get in your pants
woman: sorry, theres already one ******* in there


man: your place or mine
woman: both, you go to yours, i go to mine



courtesy to wolsfang:.........told you i would do it

 

[WeeZiTe]

lol g00d onez

 

[Erzengel]

Did I say 1,000 posts maybe 3,000 posts......

 

[cornernat]

Did I say 1,000 posts maybe 3,000 posts......

what???

 

[Erzengel]

Oh I'm sorry, just thinking out loud.....

 

[Scooter]

"Wanna try to cure my crabs, cutey?"

 

[Tsunulia]

"Wanna try to cure my crabs, cutey?"

rebutle:

Scalding hot water would probably work.

 

[comanche_joe]

women use pick up lines

when did this start happening?

 

[venomadness]

man: I'd really like to get in your pants
woman: sorry, theres already one ******* in there


man: your place or mine
woman: both, you go to yours, i go to mine

Those aren't pickup lines, genius. If a woman is saying that to you, that usually means that you don't stand a chance.

 

[Ongie]

This thread title should be changed from 'worst pick-up lines a woman can use' to 'most clever pick-up responses women can use'.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

"let's just be friends."

 

[Ongie]

"Sorry, not tonight... Aunt Flo is in town"

 

[terry78]

women use pick up lines

when did this start happening?

When they started getting uglier.

 

[jasonx]

you have kids ?

 

[StrainedEyes]

"Rape me."

... I'd say that'd be a pretty bad line to use

 

[cornernat]

Those aren't pickup lines, genius. If a woman is saying that to you, that usually means that you don't stand a chance.

read the first lines next time.

 

[cornernat]

you have kids ?

what?

 

[StrainedEyes]

read the first lines next time.

But, than it's not a pick-up line. It's not 'using it differently', it's not using one at all. How women react to pick-up lines, a better title for the thread. Or worst reaction to a pick up line.. But not pick-up line's for women.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Once at a Thrifty's store as I was looking through magazines and this lady starts asking me where are the shampoo's and obviously I wasn't working there.

 

[cornernat]

But, than it's not a pick-up line. It's not 'using it differently', it's not using one at all. How women react to pick-up lines, a better title for the thread. Or worst reaction to a pick up line.. But not pick-up line's for women.

read the second line then. if you provide a valid arguement i'll drop it. no lie

 

[JLBats]

read the second line then. if you provide a valid arguement i'll drop it. no lie

WTF, he did provide a valid argument. None of the things these women are saying are pick-up lines, they're REACTIONS to pickup lines from a man.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

"I'm very fertile."

 

[Ongie]

"It's only a yeast infection"

 

[cornernat]

wow, my bad, i really seriously misinterpreted my thread. sorry guys, i wrote it wrong, im a loser

 

[JLBats]

wow, my bad, i really seriously misinterpreted my thread. sorry guys, i wrote it wrong, im a loser

Not a problem, still a valid thread, just needs a different title.