Can You Scare ME?

[Zero_Vault]

The rules of this game is as following:

Try to scare me in five simple, short declarative sentences, no more.

Whether it's fiction or non-fiction, I don't care.

Whoever can get my hairs to stand up, wins a prize.

 

[Mee]

I love lamp.

 

[Zero_Vault]

That's not scary.

Try again.

 

[huskerwebhead]

Roseanne Barr naked

 

[Alex The Great]

here's one









i love you........jk

I BET THAT SCARES THE LIVING **** OUTTA YOU!!!!!!

 

[Zero_Vault]

That is so sweet of you...

No, really. That's not scary.

 

[Immortalfire]

Elmo knows where you live.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Elmo knows where you live.

Lmfao.:heart: Tickle Me Cookie Monster is better.

 

[Holly]

that kind of scared me

 

[SuperMonkey]

In before the lock.

Scared yet?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Elmo knows where you live.

Does he know where i live, i'd lovea visit from Elmo.

 

[SuperMonkey]

*loads shotgun*

Come get me, ya fat red bastard.

 

[Zero_Vault]

C'mon. Get your creative juices rolling people!

Where is Killgore?

I remember someone posting an excerpt from a novel, about some hunched, deformed corpse slinking under the covers. Now, that I think of it, it was a zombie of some sort. Just rising idly, with a crumpled head from the shotgun blast, out of the murky water.

 

[SuperMonkey]

Up to 0.08% of a loaf of bread can be made entirely of insect matter.

 

[Cornfred]

http://internetisseriousbusiness.com/

 

[Zero_Vault]

WTF!

I said through words, not horrendous boogeying.

 

[Shuley]

Me and the 8 year old girl across the street have a secret.

 

[SuperMonkey]

^That's not scary or funny, or whatever the hell you were trying to be. That's just evil and disgusting.

 

[Zero_Vault]

That's laughable.

And deplorable. C'mon, you're better than that. Scare me. Who is the next generation of horror? Not Stephen King, I'm sure.

He's old. And expired.

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Ha that Rick Astley thing Rules

 

[The Apocalypse]

A/s/l??

 

[Zero_Vault]

Lol. nice try

 

[DOG LIPS]

Lol. nice try

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Mr. Peg..There...