CAP Alert

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/onenightwiththeking.htm
By the way, throughout the Bible the husband is "he" or "him" and the wife is "she" or "her." In no case is there a "he & him" or a "she and her" marriage. There is no gender confusion in the Bible. It seems that God incinerated two cities when the people tried to naturalize the he/him and she/her combinations.
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Well,the Bible never says that unbaptized babies go to hell,but that's commonly believed. Even the story he constantly references about Jesus spending three days in hell has no scriptural basis (It's more or less just a Christian superhero story written to make Jesus look like more of a badass).

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/santaclause_the94.htm
About the issue of "adult in underwear." Would you want your children to be exposed to any adult male in his underwear? Is it okay to wear only underwear in, for example, a court room? A police station? In church? School? Any public place? Well!? The big screen is "public" isn't it?
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I'm....not even going to comment on that one.
 
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/deckthehalls.htm
Later in the film Madison performs a sensuous dance routine in a very short Santa jacket and fishnet hosiery, obviously choreographed to entice or arouse. To further the sexual inappropriateness of the matter, Steve and Buddy drool over the performance and Steve blurts "Who's your daddy" as the three as yet unknown young ladies wriggle about. After that being said, Steve notices that Madison is one of the performers and gulps his words into "I'M her daddy", darts off to a church and splashes Holy water in his eyes to atone for his sin of lust. Strange that Steve did not think it sinful until he found it was his daughter up there. While it was noble of Steve to seek Holy forgiveness, remember that a noble destination does not excuse an ignoble path.
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So...splashing holy water into your eyes is is proper atonement for finding a woman attractive? This guy must carry it around in a spray bottle...

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/casinoroyale.htm
One of the biggest reasons Casino Royale earned a R-13 score is because of the long sequence of repeated views of full male nudity plus the repeated brutalization of his genitals. Though the genitals of the actor (Craig) remain unseen the rest of him is fully visible, pubic hair included. That the MPAA could think such sexual display is fit for 13 year old kids is beyond belief. Such display is not fit for anyone let alone 13 year old kids. [**] That modern man has decided that nudity is acceptable in and as entertainment does not make it so. If this film is not another perfect example of Ps. 12:8 I do not know what is.
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Once again,I'm just going to let that speak for itself.
 
They seriously need to make a by the book accurate movie of the Old Testament, that movie would be so R rated his head would explode.

Does anyone know if he's done a review of Borat? :D
 
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I wonder what he'll say about The Nativity Movie, which you know, actually features a storyline with infant genocide...
 
Why seeing boobies will scar your children for life.

The best part? The guy he uses as a source quotes Frederick Wortham as one of his sources. That's right: Frederick "Comic books are evil poison that turn little boys into criminals and little girls into unwashed, man-hating lesbians" Wortham. And then he quotes something he saw on Sally Jesse Rafael. Then there's this:

The commission found that most pornography includes group sex, incest, rape, mutilation, torture (including chains, whips, mousetraps and fish hooks on various genitalia), autoerotic asphyxia (a form of hanging which is promoted in pornography), bestiality (sex with animals), fisting, urination and/or defecation on another person and pseudo-child and child pornography.
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And that's just the tip of the offensively ill-informed iceburg..... :wow:
 
This is what happens when religious extremists get a hold of a keyboard.
People like this make me sick.

However, most christians are not like this. It's the small minority that screams the loudest.
 
EPIC MOVIE: TH REVIEW

Peter appears as the winged Angel wandering the halls of X-Men's Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters, except this "angel" has chicken-size wings rather than eagle-sized and this "angel" portrays well the popular meaning of "chicken." What a way to shape children's image of an angel. Little do the filmmakers apparently know that an angel, Michael, battled Satan ... and won [Rev. 12:7] At least the Epic Movie "angel" does not defy his father as did the X-Men "angel."
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So it's a mortal sin to defy a parent, no matter what they tell you to do? 'Cuz I'm sure there are a lot of drug addicts and serial killers out there that tell their kids to do some pretty freaky ****.

Once in the Land of Gnarnia, Mr. Tumnus French-kisses a male beaver while Peter writes in the snow with his urine as the four do battle with the White Witch (Jennifer Coolidge) -- but not spelled "Witch" in this film -- who bares her chest to Edward and murders Albus Dumbledore by sword while Darrell Hammond as Captain Jack Swallows -- a vulgar innuendo itself -- rides his water wheel over a few characters, etc., etc.
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All in all, everything we should have seen in those movies.

Everyone who was "murdered" except one -- Albus Dumbledore -- was seen again in the film. However, in real life any one who performs the killing deeds in this film would find that the victim would not walk again.
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He's right. The last thing we need to do is confuse our children by telling them stories about people coming back from the dead.

r
 
The Hero said:
Why seeing boobies will scar your children for life.

The best part? The guy he uses as a source quotes Frederick Wortham as one of his sources. That's right: Frederick "Comic books are evil poison that turn little boys into criminals and little girls into unwashed, man-hating lesbians" Wortham. And then he quotes something he saw on Sally Jesse Rafael. Then there's this:



And that's just the tip of the offensively ill-informed iceburg..... :wow:
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What the hell kind of porn is he watching?
 
Wow, does the review of The Prestige really claim calling someone a 'fool' is a hell worthy offense?
 
The Question said:
What the hell kind of porn is he watching?
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That's how people manipulate facts. Want to say that four out of five doctors recommend Trident? Seek out four doctors who you already know recommend it. Want to say that most pornography is sick and disgusting? Watch nothing but sick and disgusting porn.

Which is all the more reason why we could move to Canada, home of liberal censorship, gay marriage, and pot.

r
 
The Hero said:
That's how people manipulate facts. Want to say that four out of five doctors recommend Trident? Seek out four doctors who you already know recommend it. Want to say that most pornography is sick and disgusting? Watch nothing but sick and disgusting porn.

Which is all the more reason why we could move to Canada, home of liberal censorship, gay marriage, and pot.

r
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Yeah. But America has cooler stuff.




Also, you mentioned the CAP guy's quoting Fredric Wertham. Thing is, I've been reading up on Wertham, and he actually wasn't that bad a guy. He wasn't so much against comics as he was against comics aimed at young kids having overly adult content. He even spoke at a comic book convention about a book he wrote about the possitive aspects of fanzines.
 
Bridge to Terabithia

Oh my god, it has someone falling! :wow:


Hidden Secrets

Always remember kids: Never interpret anything for yourself. When the Bible says to beat a woman to death for having sex on her period, you do it. Interpretation is for Jews. :down
 
Wow. I'm Christian and...well...this guy is NUTS.
Every belief (or non belief) has it's nutty fanatics.

And that ghost Rider quote....haha is AWESOME.

Loved his comments on the woman wearing clothes that showed her form.hahaha
Gee, when this guy reads the Songs of Solomon he must go take a shower after every verse.
 
He actually thought that a flaming skull was too inflammatory an image for his readers to handle? :dry:
 
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