Carriers Say No to Airporn

[SoulManX]

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/10/airlines-say-no.html

 

[Ronny Shade]

damn it!

 

[C.F. Kane]

I'm all for this. I've already had to deal with stupid fellow passengers getting drunk next to me, I don't want to give them porn access as well.

 

[Eggyman]

Makes sense. There was a thread a while ago going on about some guy fapping on a plane and then conditioning the woman's hair in front of him. That's without porn.

Didn't even blame it on turbulence.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Makes sense. There was a thread a while ago going on about some guy fapping on a plane and then conditioning the woman's hair in front of him. That's without porn.

Didn't even blame it on turbulence.

There was an article about that! They told me they'd keep it out of the press!

 

[I Am The Knight]

Ghey.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Ghey.

I was definitely jerking off on a woman thank you.

 

[Eggyman]

Well, we all know there's at least one weapon you can still get through security.

 

[Ronny Shade]

:fill:

 

[I Am The Knight]

Well, we all know there's at least one weapon you can still get through security.

Your mind?

 

[Eggyman]

Your mind?

I know. And I wasn't even trying.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Yeah, this doesn't really stop people from watching porn during the flight. Notebooks and phones?

 

[Eggyman]

Yeah, this doesn't really stop people from watching porn during the flight. Notebooks and phones?

Yeh, my mate always used to wear his watch on his right wrist. But then he got a watch with 1GB of memory for video and started wearing it on his left wrist.

 

[Drizzle]

What's the point of watching porn on an airplane anyway? Jerking it doesn't count towards getting into the mile high club.

 

[Eggyman]

Getting into clubs is not what having a fap is about.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Getting into clubs is not what having a fap is about.

classic.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

^that deserves some recognition.

Yeh, my mate always used to wear his watch on his right wrist. But then he got a watch with 1GB of memory for video and started wearing it on his left wrist.

He's a man of firm conviction.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Yeh, my mate always used to wear his watch on his right wrist. But then he got a watch with 1GB of memory for video and started wearing it on his left wrist.

That shee-it belongs in a James Bond-esque 70's exploitation movie.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Live and Let Fly
Libido Royale
From Trousers with Love
Tomorrow Never Faps


Moonraker and Dr. No speak for themselves.

 

[SoulManX]

 

[Eggyman]

You forgot, The Spy Who ****ed Me.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

... this reminds me of that story where the woman was on a plane and found a guy *********ing while staring at her... only this time its porn being viewed on the plane.

Porn on the plane!

 

[jaguarr]

Yeh, my mate always used to wear his watch on his right wrist. But then he got a watch with 1GB of memory for video and started wearing it on his left wrist.

If you'd said he started asking people "Do you mind if I watch?" around this time, your post would have been complete.

jag

 

[Raiden]

At least we can still watch porn on notebook and iPod.