Gamma Ray said:
What was so bad about Catwoman?
You asked...I shall spell it out for you.
1- Horrible acting. Not one person in this film pulled their own weight...not one.
2- Ridicuous plot. Dude....it's an EVIL cosmetics company that uses EVIL cosmetic cream....
3- Rip-off of "The Crow". A woman is killed and brought back from the land of the dead to the land of the living to put things right....puh-leeze.
4- The TERRIBLE CGI. Dude, the Arnold fromt he Total Recall video game looked better than CGI Halle-Cat did.
5- The dialogue. "Kitty want whip, now!" "Cream, straight up!" "It's...overtime!" These are just snippets of the wretched dialogue that we were fed in this crap-fest.
6- The Costume. Yeah...Halle is hot. We get it. However, the thought of anyone in a film fighting crime in a black leather bra, torn-up leather pants, open-toed stilettos, and a friggin' helmet the size of a normal human's torso is just stupid. Anyone who thought this costume was cool needs to be sterilized so as not to infect the rest of humanity.
7- NO TIES TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL. Not just to the comics, but to any prior incarantion of Catwoman! There were no ties to the Michelle Pfiefer version, aside from the photo that hardly anyone noticed, there were NO TIES AT ALL to the comics, and the fact that this movie was even called "Catwoman" was a slap in the face to anyoen and everyoen to ever know anything about the character.
8- NEVER hire a director whose only work was on "Alien Resurrection" and soft-core French porn. Also, if they only have one name, leave them out of your film.
9- This film came out 12 years after the film it was supposed to follow up. On top of that, it had nothign to do with that film. Add to that the fact that batman begins came out a year later, and it makes the entire film utterly stupid.
10- Here are the reviews:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/catwoman/
Just so you know it's not just "Purist Geeks" hating on it.
Now, I could go on and on about this crap-fest, but honestly, I'd rather shart my pants in front of my pastor and bust out laughing in the middle of my own baptism than to deal with the type of robust stupidity that could exist in the mind of anyone who found this movie even somewhat entertaining. The person who started this thread is an idiot is he believes that even morons like the WB would consideer making a sequel to a film that lost 53 million dollars (
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=catwoman.htm ) in the box office! And don't try and tell em that it made that much in rentals or DVD sales, or I'll laugh right in your idiot faces. I doubt the biggest blockbusters make that in DVD sales....damn.
Now, if anyone is still confused about why this movie sucks, find the nearest sharp object and ram it into yor midsection until you pass out because no one on the planet could explain it any more clearly.
x infinity.
