Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Schlosser85]

All the photo needed was for it to be in black and white, with Schlosser rockin a perm, in a fight to the death with Kevin McCallister, flanked by his imaginary dog human friend, wielding Sting.

I understood all those references!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I understood all those references!

Would you be a true fan if you didn't?

 

[Perfect Cell]

I bet jokes watched Sunny too... which makes him leagues better than you know who.

Also, watch Mythic Quest, if you haven't already. It's decent. And there's only 10 episodes so far. Although I do understand that 10 episodes is a huge undertaking that many fail to overcome.

 

[Reek]

i just finished space force. i dig it. malkovich is a god among insects

 

[Reek]

my @Roose Bolton has come home. And the mummers farce has ended. The North Remembers.

 

[Morg]

Finally after almost 2 months I got a haircut, I'm no longer look like a wild shaggy human

 

[Naked Shia]

i don't know what day it was but I'm sure it was like raining and all. And i was talking a walk and like, that dude would come to me and be all like "come at me bro". i swear, it's the truth, I told him "Bro, I'm not your bro". And guess what? he was none other than joseph Gordon Lewis.

I know, it does sound strange but I'm a very active fan of his and so, I'm well known by him. So he came to surprise me. Truth is, I'm not a fan anymore. Okay, that was a nice surprise, but the guy is really rude. He would never clap his mouth and like, he ate all my easter chocolate. usually, I spend like 6 months eating that chocolate. But now, I have like none because of him.

A few years ago, I did read a story about him stealing some dude's waffles. I wouldn't believe it because it was on IMDB boards and we all know it was infested by trolls.

But now, I do think it was true. I wish he had at least ask me about it. I couldn't even get a picture. i thought I did but then I broke my phone.

2020 really is a ****ty year. It starting to piss me off like crazy!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Joseph Gordon Lewis...?

Ah yes... Star of Ferris Lewis' day off.

 

[Naked Shia]

Finally after almost 2 months I got a haircut, I'm no longer look like a wild shaggy human

Congrats dude! I'm like so happy for you!

 

[Naked Shia]

Joseph Gordon Lewis...?

Ah yes... Star of Ferris Lewis' day off.

Krypto! I'm so glad to see you? How are you doing, bro!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

i just finished space force. i dig it. malkovich is a god among insects

Got hooked like only ten minutes in.

Is it me or is Carell doing a faux Martin Sheen?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Krypto! I'm so glad to see you? How are you doing, bro!

Girding my loins to go back into battle tonight. Was in the middle of the riots for 3 nights at the job. With luck nothing that exciting will go down again.

 

[Naked Shia]

Girding my loins to go back into battle tonight. Was in the middle of the riots for 3 nights at the job. With luck nothing that exciting will go down again.

Gosh, Stay safe, pal. Also, black lives matter!

 

[Iceman]

Girding my loins to go back into battle tonight. Was in the middle of the riots for 3 nights at the job. With luck nothing that exciting will go down again.

Good luck mate. Hopefully the worst is over for you.

 

[squeekness]

Going back to work on the 15th. The long vacation is over.

 

[Enriquespy]

I saw a few days a go an instructional on how people used to literally girde their loins.

It basically converted their long skirts kinda type loins into hot shorts with a couple of tugs and knots.

 

[squeekness]

Sounds uncomfortable.

 

[Guts]

Girding my loins to go back into battle tonight. Was in the middle of the riots for 3 nights at the job. With luck nothing that exciting will go down again.

 

[Schlosser85]

The things you learn on the Hype...

 

[squeekness]

Always an experience.

 

[Guts]

I think this is the weirdest headline I've seen in a while.
Porn star held after man dies in toad-venom ritual

 

[Perfect Cell]

I think this is the weirdest headline I've seen in a while.
Porn star held after man dies in toad-venom ritual

"Known by chemists as 5-MeO-DMT, the natural substance is said to induce an intense psychedelic state when consumed by users, earning it the nickname the God molecule."

The Borg knew how to party.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Colorado toad venom? Sounds like a drink on the menu of some Western themed franchise bar and grill.


The pornstar in that story is one just within the last two years that was diagnosed HIV positive. He was so prolific in Europe when his HIV status was revealed it basically shut down all porn production in Europe for a long time. I wonder if someone convinced him this toad venom was some kind of treatment or cure for AIDS?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Colorado toad venom? Sounds like a drink on the menu of some Western themed franchise bar and grill.

Or a minor league baseball team.

Him being convinced that the toad poison was some miracle cure isn't too far-fetched. People were drinking bleach and Lysol like a week ago. That's assuming they actually stopped.

 

[Schlosser85]

Colorado toad venom? Sounds like a drink on the menu of some Western themed franchise bar and grill.


The pornstar in that story is one just within the last two years that was diagnosed HIV positive. He was so prolific in Europe when his HIV status was revealed it basically shut down all porn production in Europe for a long time. I wonder if someone convinced him this toad venom was some kind of treatment or cure for AIDS?

Wouldn't be surprising.