Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Perfect Cell]

Some people on this site are so similar and so like-minded that I'm convinced they're the same person. They even seem to like each other's posts instantly after they show up. I think I might be going crazy.

...you're all the same person...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Some people on this site are so similar and so like-minded that I'm convinced they're the same person. They even seem to like each other's posts instantly after they show up. I think I might be going crazy.

...you're all the same person...

Now ask yourself Bri... Did I like your post ironically, or... Is there a more sinister reason?

 

[Iceman]

He was laying a trap for himself and you just gave away that you are him.

 

[Guts]

Listening to the Silent Hill 2 soundtrack and my bedroom door opens on it's own. I know it was probably the wind but it did freak me out a bit when I saw there was nobody on the other side of the door when it opened.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Now ask yourself Bri... Did I like your post ironically, or... Is there a more sinister reason?

There's always a more sinister reason.

 

[Perfect Cell]

He was laying a trap for himself and you just gave away that you are him.

 

[ComicChick]

what kind of man makes his wife cut the grass

shameful

feel free to cut my grass. it's dreadful. the yard is so uneven.

 

[Reek]

so you are calling me your husband now?

 

[ComicChick]

so you are calling me your husband now?

until the yard is done, sure.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I knew things between you two kids would work out in the end.

 

[Reek]

until the yard is done, sure.

I knew things between you two kids would work out in the end.

 

[Perfect Cell]

You can't just start screaming in a mall food court and not expect people to turn their heads.

 

[Reek]

jokes on you... id be too busy eating cheap chinese food

 

[Perfect Cell]

The... jokesonm3.

 

[Reek]

for the love of **** dont summon .... it

 

[Lily Adler]

for the love of **** dont summon .... it

@jokesonm3 careful what you say, boys.

 

[Reek]

youre a monster!

i actually miss the lad.

 

[Perfect Cell]

We could and have done worse than his Butters-level optimism.

 

[Reek]

loo loo loo i got some apples

 

[Perfect Cell]

At least Jokes watched Super. Some people won't do that.

I can't even remember if that was a thing we used to rag on Krypton. The list is so long at this point, I might have imagined some of it.

 

[Reek]

I bet jokes watched Sunny too... which makes him leagues better than you know who.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I just found Clueless on Netflix, and now I no longer know what the point of anything else is.

 

[Schlosser85]

Y’all have gotten to go too long without feeling the icy caress of my cerulean gaze (plus I managed to find an angle that hid my double chin and I was kind of proud of myself when I posted it on Instagram on Tuesday)

 

[flickchick85]

I can almost kinda see the Elijah Wood thing in that pic! It's the cold cerulean gaze.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I can almost kinda see the Elijah Wood thing in that pic! It's the cold cerulean gaze.

All the photo needed was for it to be in black and white, with Schlosser rockin a perm, in a fight to the death with Kevin McCallister, flanked by his imaginary dog human friend, wielding Sting.