Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Reek]

As long as it’s from product that’s come from one of my distilleries/dens then I fully condone it.

the last time i was in one of your "dens" i woke up in Venezuela missing a leg that somehow grew back... I was also fluent in Italian. explain that ****.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Your leg grew back because you have Determinazione. A vital quality I expect in all of my familia. And my familiars.

I gotta ask... Why the hiring of only little people to work the distilleries?

I mean... Yeah, you said "No... this has nothing to do with Willy Wonka" at first... It's just... coincidental, no? Now... Feels like you're just inviting a lawsuit.

Well, it ultimately comes down to the fact that their small hands are perfect for polishing the inside of munition shells. The ominous rhyming and lack of unions is entirely incidental.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I don't know much about Roose, but I know he takes very enthusiastic walks.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Your leg grew back because you have Determinazione. A vital quality I expect in all of my familia. And my familiars.



Well, it ultimately comes down to the fact that their small hands are perfect for polishing the inside of munition shells. The ominous rhyming and lack of unions is entirely incidental.

That's fair. You gotta have quality control.

How's Oskar doing these days? You two still keep in touch?

 

[Roose Bolton]

That's fair. You gotta have quality control.

How's Oskar doing these days? You two still keep in touch?

The problem with Oskar is that when dealing with him you keep waiting for the other Das Boot to drop.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The problem with Oskar is that when dealing with him you keep waiting for the other Das Boot to drop.

I'd pardon him.

 

[Reek]

you dont have the power to pardon anyone, peasant... now fetch me my coat.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

you dont have the power to pardon anyone, peasant... now fetch me my coat.

Read the subsections of the Organization Handbook on extra-judicial pardon powers.

Also... All the closets are closed anyway for fumigation. So if you put your coat somewhere it was probably not one of the cloakrooms.

I'm gonna find that intern... I've been given him the scutwork... Hold on...

Spoiler

 

[Morg]

Had to go to the bathroom and noticed flashes outside the window, damn lightning bugs were going off like mini nukes. Never seen them flash that big before

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Had to go to the bathroom and noticed flashes outside the window, damn lightning bugs were going off like mini nukes. Never seen them flash that big before

Always remember it said that the frequency of the light flashes is proporionate to the ambient temperature of the air.

I could be wrong so don't quote me.

 

[Reek]

watched king of staten island... pretty good... a bit over the top at times and long but i enjoyed it a lot.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I honestly would trade Newark... That's right... NEWARK, for Staten Island any day of the week.

 

[Reek]

I dont even know what that means.

 

[Schlosser85]

Newark is not a real place.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

My meaning is clear.

To quote Dave C., "**** everybody from Staten Island except Wu-Tang Clan!"

 

[Schlosser85]

I knew a guy from Staten Island once. Randy, his name was.

Short, scrawny little twig of a man, with half-baked perpetually stoned aspirations of both headlining a band and being some sort of vaguely-defined political rabble-rouser. You know the type.

Randy had a lot to say---get him on a political harangue and he'd be expounding his loosely-delineated ideas for hours---but never seemed to do a lot to make any of it manifest.

Well, he eventually made up his mind to brush off the dust of this sleepy little town and make something of himself, did Old Randy.

A short stint in Army basic training ended as abruptly as it started with an honorable discharge when he accidentally---near as we could ever figure---shot himself straight through the leg while polishing off Ole' Thunderstick (that's not what he called his rifle, it's what I'm calling it for flavor).

Thus ended Randy's brief blaze of adventure. Nowadays ye can still find him, hanging around Colebrook's Bar like he lives there, sucking down beers like he needs 'em to breathe, filling the air with the same old opinions, as vague as they are loud.

 

[Iceman]

I don't know much about Roose, but I know he takes very enthusiastic walks.

Would you say aggressive?

 

[ComicChick]

just took all my furniture off the back porch and cleaned it, as well as using the blower to clean off the porch. naturally i would pick the hottest part of the day to do it.
all the "debris" on my porch is from the trees in my neighbors back yard. they don't take care of their yard at all and i'm sure the grass is at least 7 feet tall.

i think my next project to look into would be to put up some kind of netting or close in the porch in a way, so that all that stuff doesn't blow onto it and to keep the bugs away. in the afternoon there is a great breeze that goes through and it'd be nice to enjoy it lol

 

[C. Lee]

My last boss was from New Jersey. One day I heard him outside our building arguing with someone. As I went to check on what was happening, he came storming into the building mumbling to himself. I stepped outside, and a guy I had known for over 10 years was standing out there mad as a wet hen. He looked at me and aid "What in the hell is wrong with that hard headed son of a *****?" I shrugged and said "He's from New Jersey." The guy immediately calmed down and said "Oh....that explains it. Must be a ***** putting up with him on a daily basis." I said "Yep." I asked him what he needed, and got it for him. He made sure to never talk to my boss again.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Freudian, on multiple levels, no?

 

[Perfect Cell]

TV-G.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

TV-G.

The Pickachu expression... My god...


So... Looks like @Roose Bolton is out for a day of... whatever:

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

knitting. little do yall know... roose is a big fan of knitting and basket weaving

 

[Perfect Cell]

The Yarn Barn must be having a sale or something.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Using the helicopter to inspect the Strategic North American Wool Reserves.