Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Reek]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

not even gonna click

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

not even gonna click

It's Beyonce pouring sugar on my penis.

It's art.

 

[Reek]

i believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky

 

[Perfect Cell]

Enough of this nonsense. Important things are afoot. Like what is the next lounge going to be named?

The Lounge of Us Part II

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Lounge: Available VOD

 

[Perfect Cell]

Christopher Nolan Desperately Wants You To See Tenet In A Lounge.


May be a bit wordy.

 

[Reek]

The lounge of staten island..

just to punish krypton

 

[Perfect Cell]

I think that's probably the safe bet. It won't pay out as much, but you won't lose your thumbs either.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Fun story... Staten Island has it's own Groundhog that is like a regional competitor for Punxsutawney Phil.

He's called Staten Island Mike.

In NYC even the groundhogs sound like mobsters.

"Staten Island Mike wants his money..."

 

[Perfect Cell]

Ontario's is named Wiarton Willie.

 

[Reek]

that "groundhog" is probably a rat

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

that "groundhog" is probably a rat

Probably.

Spoiler

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Ontario's is named Wiarton Willie.

2017... Nine springs left...

Yeah... That math seems to be checking out. We are definitely looking at only 5-6 years tops at this rate.

 

[Iceman]

More raccoon war intel:

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

It's been weird and it gets weirder each day but the Keaton Bat news is pleasingly weird.

Technically, it’s three words...

 

[Iceman]

All I know is Arnold had better have a cameo as the king of some other race who all for some reason have Austrian accents too.

Commando is the no.1 film there, which is why they also talk exclusively in punchlines.

 

[Reek]

@Kane52630 whats the verdict on Eric Andre's Netflix special?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

that "groundhog" is probably a rat

 

[Lily Adler]

So I'm guessing because of Sarah Cooper and HarlIvy, YouTube has been recommending gay TikToks and the thumbnails are so risqué click bait.

 

[Guts]

Today I learned that you can buy taxidermy animals on Etsy.
https://www.etsy.com/search?q=taxidermy

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

City dwelling Loungers... Anyone else seeing stuff like this where they are?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well no fireworks tonight.

 

[Reek]

do not get comfortable... you're in my world now.