Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Roose Bolton]

Oh snap

 

[Reek]

"alone".... just the way i like them

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Oh snap

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[Reek]

more gifs and videos. you really are broken.... lay down... tell me your happiest moment.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

more gifs and videos. you really are broken.... lay down... tell me your happiest moment.

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Lay down?

Don't mind if I do.

(Sleazy saxaphone music in background.)

 

[Kane52630]

Reek is gonna love this...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well... We know one thing for sure in terms of how Riker would react:

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One upped in real life by the master himself:

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[Reek]

that gif was better than the entire franchise

 

[Roose Bolton]

I recall your viewing of Rise of Skywalker. You threatened murder suicide a lot. And loudly. And often directed it towards families with small children.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I recall your viewing of Rise of Skywalker. You threatened murder suicide a lot. And loudly. And often directed it towards families with small children.

Reek just wanted to spare them the pain. That movie changes you, and not for the better.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Reek just wanted to spare them the pain. That movie changes you, and not for the better.

This does not sound like the Reek we know.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Reek just wanted to spare them the pain. That movie changes you, and not for the better.

As Reek is often fond of saying “some people are just better off as pig food”.

He’s really the most ardent human rights activist I know.

 

[Perfect Cell]

As Reek is often fond of saying “some people are just better off as pig food”.

He’s really the most ardent human rights activist I know.

It brings a tear to the eye... although that could just be the smell of rendered fat.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

As Reek is often fond of saying “some people are just better off as pig food”.

He’s really the most ardent human rights activist I know.

Just look at this political speech he made some years ago:

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Reek 2020: I Just Want To Spare You The Pain!!!

 

[Perfect Cell]

He's got my vote. Well, he would if they'd let me. The last time I tried to vote, everyone in that Michigan church got mad at me.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

He's got my vote. Well, he would if they'd let me. The last time I tried to vote, everyone in that Michigan church got mad at me.

You got to do a better job of blending in.

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[Reek]

I am a man of the people. ask anyone.

but what if I'm not man?

 

[Roose Bolton]

You’re certainly a man of the people. You and Emperor Commodus

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You’re certainly a man of the people. You and Emperor Commodus

Always felt Reek had more of a Col. Kurtz quality.

 

[squeekness]

Went back to work yesterday after three months off. Not liking it.

 

[Guts]

I feel like this is Reek's reaction to a lot of things.

 

[Guts]

captain picard day - Google Search

 

[Lily Adler]

captain picard day - Google Search

Ewww. I'd like my baldies to be covered thank you.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Ewww. I'd like my baldies to be covered thank you.

 

[Schlosser85]

I am a man of the people. ask anyone.

but what if I'm not man?

I am the most man of the people you will ever meet, believe me. Many, many people have said it.