Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Reek]

Easy there Andy Samberg

 

[Perfect Cell]

EDIT: I didn't like how I worded this post, so I wanted to remove it. In its place, I want to point out that Reek willingly called himself a waxed ******* in the post directly below this one.

 

[Reek]

i am 99% sure i already look like a tremendous *******.... waxed and very clean

 

[Perfect Cell]

Stop winking at me.

 

[Reek]

I don't control Draco. He just likes me.

*waiting for the inevitable krypnot post with a video gif and nonsensical joke*

 

[Perfect Cell]

Sometimes I think Krypton gets the short end of the stick around here, and that we should give him a break. But then I remember that he survived the Great War, and realize that he's strong enough to handle a few barbs here and there. Or constantly.

 

[Reek]

I love the man.

 

[Perfect Cell]

 

[flickchick85]

Snow Queen is a mod now? **** right off

A.) She's been one for months now, so ya know...way to keep up, B.) she's already proven to be great at it, and C.) the jealousy is adorable.

 

[Reek]

D.) you are overreacting to me messing around.

 

[flickchick85]

 

[Reek]

why would you be mean to me like that? i at least deserve a feather duster.

a broom? flick? a god damn broom? after all the music ive serenaded you with.... a rough ass broom?!

I dont know if we can move past this

 

[flickchick85]

We are in the middle of a global pandemic! Don't hate me for comforting from a safe distance. It is best for us both.

 

[Reek]

i am so upset with you right now i will move to Eve 6.... I didnt want to do that. but youve forced my hand.

 

[Perfect Cell]

A.) She's been one for months now, so ya know...way to keep up, B.) she's already proven to be great at it, and C.) the jealousy is adorable.

Jealousy is a fear that someone is going to take something that you have, like a husband being jealous of his wife's coworker, because he's afraid the coworker is going to steal her away. Envy is the feeling where you want something someone else has. Words matter, Flick.

 

[Iceman]

Jealousy is a fear that someone is going to take something that you have, like a husband being jealous of his wife's coworker, because he's afraid the coworker is going to steal her away. Envy is the feeling where you want something someone else has. Words matter, Flick.

She meant gelatinous.

 

[Reek]

Jesus Christ this just turned into Se7en.

DETECTIIIIIIIVEEEEEESSSS

@Snow Queen you know i love you... ignore these people! WHATS IN THE BOX!

 

[flickchick85]

i am so upset with you right now i will move to Eve 6.... I didnt want to do that. but youve forced my hand.

If this was supposed to hurt me, you missed.

Jealousy is a fear that someone is going to take something that you have, like a husband being jealous of his wife's coworker, because he's afraid the coworker is going to steal her away. Envy is the feeling where you want something someone else has. Words matter, Flick.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Look, just because some old-timey **** in the 1400s decided to make "jealousy" the medieval equivalent of "literally", where it came to take on its exact opposite meaning, doesn't mean we have to let him. He's dead.

 

[Schlosser85]

Snow Queen is a mod now? **** right off

Ikr and I’m not. Standards have really slipped.

 

[Schlosser85]

why would you be mean to me like that? i at least deserve a feather duster.

a broom? flick? a god damn broom? after all the music ive serenaded you with.... a rough ass broom?!

I dont know if we can move past this

My attempt to comfort you would have involved a plague doctor mask and the clanging of chimes accompanied by ominous Latin chanting, so take what you can get.

 

[Iceman]

My attempt to comfort you would have involved a plague doctor mask and the clanging of chimes accompanied by ominous Latin chanting, so take what you can get.

This sounds relaxing.

 

[Reek]

@flickchick85 i never miss

 

[ComicChick]

in the last month i've made about $200 selling movies that i've been trying to get rid of.
used the money to buy a weed eater, some house paint and groceries.

i painted the trim in my foyer the other day, today i'm painting the trim in the downstairs bathroom, and part of the laundry room. still haven't decided on a color for that bathroom yet. slowly getting the house where i want it to be. emphasis on slowly

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's been weird and it gets weirder each day but the Keaton Bat news is pleasingly weird.