MaskedManJRK
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I probably don't party as much as I should, actually. 

Spider-Nerd, you hittin' up any casinos?
Kaned.
And after spending two years at Syracuse, I wanted to share a few of my experiences in colleges. I started in Psychology, and I managed to transfer into the film school there. Here's an honest account of my experiences in Syracuse, most of it being drunken experiences:
I slept with numerous girls, blacked out probably twice or even three times as much, joined a fraternity, had a one-night stand with an older (early 30s) waitress on St. Patricks Day trip to Canada, made 3 shorts films in which 2 were successful and one got reviled by professors, pissed on a top with the Lacrosse team, collapsed on the grass of a person's house, once got suspended by my fraternity for my drunken actions, taught children how to read, had sex in another fraternity's bathroom in a trip to Penn State with an Asian girl, met the head of universal studios (and took a picture with him!), taught African immigrants how to use a film camera, been on numerous midnight trips to McDonalds, got introduced to weed and energy (and combined them with alcohol with I'll never do again since I felt like I was in Alice Wonderland after), got an orange belt in karate, got rejected by the only girls I would have relationships in college (no big deal, it's college after all, right?), and last of all, got into a fight at a party. Other stuff I did either I promised not to say or I can't say on a PG site.
It's been a roller coaster of two years in college.
Kaned.
And after spending two years at Syracuse, I wanted to share a few of my experiences in colleges. I started in Psychology, and I managed to transfer into the film school there. Here's an honest account of my experiences in Syracuse, most of it being drunken experiences:
I slept with numerous girls, blacked out probably twice or even three times as much, joined a fraternity, had a one-night stand with an older (early 30s) waitress on St. Patricks Day trip to Canada, made 3 shorts films in which 2 were successful and one got reviled by professors, pissed on a top with the Lacrosse team, collapsed on the grass of a person's house, once got suspended by my fraternity for my drunken actions, taught children how to read, had sex in another fraternity's bathroom in a trip to Penn State with an Asian girl, met the head of universal studios (and took a picture with him!), taught African immigrants how to use a film camera, been on numerous midnight trips to McDonalds, got introduced to weed and energy (and combined them with alcohol with I'll never do again since I felt like I was in Alice Wonderland after), got an orange belt in karate, got rejected by the only girls I would have relationships in college (no big deal, it's college after all, right?), and last of all, got into a fight at a party. Other stuff I did either I promised not to say or I can't say on a PG site.
It's been a roller coaster of two years in college.
once got suspended by my fraternity for my drunken actions
Getting kicked out of a frat for acting stupid due to drinking is like being kicked out of the mafia for killing people the wrong way... either way, you got problems.
Yeah, it was a struggle last semester as I was hitting the bottle a lot more. It was due to deeper reasons, but Things got better over the semester.
Pics or it didn't happen.![]()
Okay, i'll bite.
Spent over 3 grand in the first 2 months and pretty much solidly drank that entire time, even through lessons. Went to clubs wearing only a bikini and a miniskirt and messed around with guys on the dancefloor. Jumped on stage 3 times to touch a celebrity and managed to snog one. Danced on a bar. Pole danced in a club. Gothed up and went to a rock night, got my boob signed by the lead singer of a rock band. Blacked out more times than I can count. Had a screaming row with two different bouncers. Fell asleep in a club. Kissed 17 guys in one night. Ate a whole cucumber in a pub for a dare. Drank from 11 in the morning till 11 at night and ended up waking up on a grassy knoll somewhere on campus. Climbed on top of the roof of the gym at night. Won a round of pub golf (beating 3 girls and 4 guys - pansies). Smoked a cigarette while butt naked out in the street at 3am with 4 other people... just because someone said 'I bet no one would do this'. Flashed an embarrasing amount of times. Talked a stranger out of suicide while sat down outside one club, and sang along with a hobo singing Bob Dylan outside of another (gave him 10 quid afterwards
). Spoke to various bands and comedians backstage by saying I wanted to 'interview' them (I was on a journalism course), but couldn't read my own writing in the morning and was really annoyed at myself. Helped a guy who was freaking out on his first time on ecstacy calm the hell down. Memorised the moves to S Club 7's 'Reach' so that I could perform them at the end of every student night at the Union. And finally, had sex on a pool table in a pub after hours
There's probably more though...![]()
Okay, i'll bite.
Spent over 3 grand in the first 2 months and pretty much solidly drank that entire time, even through lessons. Went to clubs wearing only a bikini and a miniskirt and messed around with guys on the dancefloor. Jumped on stage 3 times to touch a celebrity and managed to snog one. Danced on a bar. Pole danced in a club. Gothed up and went to a rock night, got my boob signed by the lead singer of a rock band. Blacked out more times than I can count. Had a screaming row with two different bouncers. Fell asleep in a club. Kissed 17 guys in one night. Ate a whole cucumber in a pub for a dare. Drank from 11 in the morning till 11 at night and ended up waking up on a grassy knoll somewhere on campus. Climbed on top of the roof of the gym at night. Won a round of pub golf (beating 3 girls and 4 guys - pansies). Smoked a cigarette while butt naked out in the street at 3am with 4 other people... just because someone said 'I bet no one would do this'. Flashed an embarrasing amount of times. Talked a stranger out of suicide while sat down outside one club, and sang along with a hobo singing Bob Dylan outside of another (gave him 10 quid afterwards
). Spoke to various bands and comedians backstage by saying I wanted to 'interview' them (I was on a journalism course), but couldn't read my own writing in the morning and was really annoyed at myself. Helped a guy who was freaking out on his first time on ecstacy calm the hell down. Memorised the moves to S Club 7's 'Reach' so that I could perform them at the end of every student night at the Union. And finally, had sex on a pool table in a pub after hours
There's probably more though...![]()