Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - I know that you need to sleep. But it's IRL ASMR that puts you to sleep.

I wish I had tons of cool and amazing fidgeting gadgets.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

**POOF!** Every available surface in your home now has nifty gadgets all over it.

I wish all countries were as welcoming of LGBT people as the USA is, no more of this persecution nonsense.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted.

I wish the weather weren't so... bipolar.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The weather becomes so stable that you can set your watch to it, rain stops exactly when predicted, in order to adjust to this new environment several species of plants and animals goes extinct.

I wish my family weren't so fragmented throughout the world, wish we could all live on a farm type compound with lots of houses and land to breath easy.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - But they're near ALL the time! Forget about sexy times and alone time, you have to be with them. You open your door: they are right there! You want to go to the bathroom: someone is already there! Want something from the fridge: it's empty. Ouch!

I wish I knew why my skin is being so F sensitive.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Now you know every minuscule detail about your skin and the delicate balance it requires, have fun micro-managing that forever.

I wish I had cosmic awareness so I could balance the universe better because something seems wonky af.

 

[NHawk19]

granted you are now aware of everything. yet all you do is focus on cat memes because the overload from the info becomes to much to bear

I wish for new internet content.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Suddenly there is a plethora of new content on the internet, unfortunately it's just re imagined versions of pre-existing memes because CLICKBAIT!

I wish portals were a thing IRL because that would be sick af.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - thing is... you have NO IDEA where those portals may take you. I hope you don't find yourself stuck in someone's toilet.

I wish I knew why my pets don't see me as an alpha and do the heck they want.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, and now your pets constantly complain about everything, you come to understand that all you do for them (feed, walk, pet etc) makes you their pet, and that's not Alpha.

I wish there were a few more cultural things near me, but without the clutter of people that hang about such places.

 

[Iceman]

Your house will turn into the Colosseum, but will be transported onto a different solar system, thousands of light years away from the nearest life form.

I wish for a daily pizza that improved health and gave me a six-pack.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, it's the same exact pizza every single time, and the flavor degrades a little bit every time until there is none at all.

I wish super-intelligent Gorillas were the Police force for all countries and firearms of all kinds evaporated into subatomic particles.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - now the city is ful of banana peels! Watch your step!

I wish I could stop worrying about silly things.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Silly things seem so trivial and ephemeral now that you're staying awake at night worrying about the really big problems of life... all of them!

I wish everything had an aggro aura, like an aura to tell you how dangerous they are to you personally, green for someone who would be nice to you and red for someone who would be hateful, black for murderous thoughts, green for envy... etc.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, I could use that.

I wish people could find out who they are meant to be without enduring so much pain.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, instead of pain it's now a slight itching all over.

I wish I could launch all the nukes.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but I have the codes.

I wish I had a nice singing voice.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, now has the power of the Sirens of Ancient Greece.

I wish I had a personal environment field that kept me at a constant 18c°

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - it follows you like a bubble... and everyone wants in.

I wish forgiveness were easier.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, forgiveness is super easy but forgetting is impossible.

I wish my second cousin wasn't getting out of prison soon, not ready yet.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted.

I wish I could read certain people's minds. Like a book.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, the story makes no sense, the words are jumbled up, lots and lots of pages ripped out.

I wish I was as talented as the best people in every professional category.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - you get a new personality per each talent you have. So many voices. So many personalities. You're going full Gollum.

I wish my memory weren't so... selective.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, your memory is now photographic, memories are collated and stored neatly in a virtual data center in your brain, a slight chance for glitches may occur wiping out some older memories.

I wish I wasn't so easily manipulated by my brother to sit on the board of his company wiping out some of my precious free time.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - now you have SO much free time that you have no clue what to do... the days are getting longer and longer than ever.

I wish these were a thing: