Corrupt A Wish

[Darkfly]

Basically you make a wish and then the next person 'corrupts' it and makes a new one and so on. it goes like this

#1: I want a new phone
#2: You get a new phone, 2 seconds before it turns into a hamster. I want a pony


I'll start:

I want a pancake

 

[Sensi]

You get a pancake but its all soggy due to the sausage. I want another new avy.

 

[Borax]

You can have a new avy but it'll be 1px by 1px

I want a new yacht

 

[Sensi]

You can have one but it is at the bottom of the ocean.

I want a new sundress.

 

[Darkfly]

You get a new one but I take it, cut it up & makes into new curtains

I want to never go to sleep

 

[Sensi]

You will never go to sleep but you will have to talk on the phone the entire time.

I want to be loved and adored by many. LOL

 

[Darkfly]

People shall adore you but only one shall love you

I want an ice cream sandwich

 

[Sensi]

You will get and ice cream sandwich but you have to share it with me.

I want to dance under the moonlight.

 

[Darkfly]

You can dance under the moonlight but it shall be a pale cardboard cut out of the moonlight

I want a two seat swing

 

[Sensi]

You can have your two seat swing but it will be placed right over the sprinkler.

I want to sit on the roof of a bowling alley and look at the stars.

 

[Darkfly]

You shall sit on a roof of a bowling alley and look at the stars but your fall over the edge

I want warm winters

 

[Sensi]

You shall have warm winters but you have to live in Antarctica in the summer.

I want to live in Alaska.

 

[Darkfly]

You will live in Alaska but then it shall be renamed Flaska

I want some hot coco with marshmallows

 

[Sensi]

You can have hot coco with marshmallows but only on Christmas Eve.

I want sweet peas.

 

[Darkfly]

You can have some sweet peas but they are withered & dead by the time they reach you

I want to buy a gift worth $50 for somebody

 

[VampElvis]

You purchase the gift and give away not knowing that during manufacturing it has been contaminated with a chemical that instantly destroys small intestine of whomever first touches it outside the packaging.

I wish colony collapse disorder would be prevented.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

colony collapse disorder will be prevented, but in finding a way to prevent it an even worse disorder emerges.

I wish the AFD or UYI line-ups of Guns N' Roses would reunite.

 

[Sensi]

They will reunite but sing like Boy George.

I want to mod this forum.

 

[VampElvis]

You mod this forum
But no one will post in it.

 

[Sensi]

but they will figure out I am actually a celebrity and then they will post again

I wish to watch Marley and Me tomorrow.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

you will, but with commentary by Bob Goldthwait

i wish i had twin katanas.

 

[ih8nyy]

you will, but with commentary by Bob Goldthwait

i wish i had twin katanas.

You will, but they will be made out of wet spaghetti noodles.

I wish a money tree would grow in my back yard.

 

[VampElvis]

You can and will, but it will only yield Chilean Pesos (look up the exchange rate <shudder>).

I wish I could catch a break once in a while.

 

[Sensi]

You will catch a break but not the kind you want.

I wish I wasn't so naive about things

 

[kingman]

You will be less naive but become reclusive and live with silent monks in the mountains

I wish I could be king for a day