Marvel Wish Corruption

[hippy fascist]

Granted, except they also become murderous.

I wish Diamanthus would hurry up and get online.

Granted, Diamanthus reveals themself to be none other than female torch


I wish I had someone more stimulating to converse with...

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

XD That would be akward.

"How the hell did you know about the Hype before I did? You didn't even look at comics until I said you should."

I'd say converse with me, but I'm about to jet.

 

[bored]

Granted, Diamanthus reveals themself to be none other than female torch


I wish I had someone more stimulating to converse with...

Granted, but you overload on real conversation and never return to the Hype.


I wish the Mighty Avengers title wasn't written by Bendis.

 

[Roughneck]

Granted but now it's written by a ******ed 8 year old



.......I don't kno if that's a corruption or not.



I wish Stan Lee was my Dad

 

[Roughneck]

Granted but now it's written by a ******ed 8 year old



.......I don't kno if that's a corruption or not.



I wish Stan Lee was my Dad

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted but now it's written by a ******ed 8 year old



.......I don't kno if that's a corruption or not.



I wish Stan Lee was my Dad

Granted, but your girlfriend leaves you because she's pregnant with his child.

I wish people wouldn't use the word logic incorrectly.

 

[Nasty-B]

Granted, but now he's an angry drunk who beats you mercilessly while yelling "that's right true believers."

I wish Marvel would use more footnotes.

 

[Roughneck]

Granted but now it's all marvel uses

ie instead of dialogue there is ajust a star and the footnot says "to find out what Spiderman said on page 4 log onto marvel .com and pay $1 per word"


I wish people wouldn't use the word Logic incorrectly

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Xd!!

 

[Nasty-B]

Granted but now it's all marvel uses

ie instead of dialogue there is ajust a star and the footnot says "to find out what Spiderman said on page 4 log onto marvel .com and pay $1 per word"


I wish people wouldn't use the word Logic incorrectly

Granted, but now they use the word literally incorrectly (I hate that).

I wish Thor was a big player in the MU again.

 

[Kitsune]

Granted but it's the Thor from twisted Toyfare Theater.

I wish that it the current Norman Osborn would be revield to actually be a clone and that the real one had died when the glider hit him.

 

[Artistsean]

Granted but it's the Thor from twisted Toyfare Theater.

I wish that it the current Norman Osborn would be revield to actually be a clone and that the real one had died when the glider hit him.

Granted, but his reviele actually is the start of the sequal to the Clone Saga called
"Clone Saga 2: The Golbining!" This time there are tons of clones of Norman Osborne all over the place, and the writing is really lame.

I wish comic book movies stop making "minor" changes to characters and their origins in order for it to translate better into a movie.

 

[bored]

Granted, but his reviele actually is the start of the sequal to the Clone Saga called
"Clone Saga 2: The Golbining!" This time there are tons of clones of Norman Osborne all over the place, and the writing is really lame.

I wish comic book movies stop making "minor" changes to characters and their origins in order for it to translate better into a movie.

Granted, but so much time is spent on backstories that the first two X-Men movies are as bad as the third one.


I wish Hulk would become an Avenger (it could work nowadays).

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but he's KIA on his first mission against the Hand


I wish Kang would save the Marvel Universe.

 

[GOODT!MES]

Granted, but it's the Zombie universe. And by saving it, he just became a buffet.

(he'd be like a lobster, just crack the shell and eat.)

I wish Jay and Silent Bob were part of the Marvel Universe.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Granted, but they'd just sit around and smoke weed all day, so you'd never see them in any comics.

I wish Busiek would return to the Thunderbolts and bring the team's soul with him.

 

[bored]

Granted, but they'd just sit around and smoke weed all day, so you'd never see them in any comics.

I wish Busiek would return to the Thunderbolts and bring the team's soul with him.

Granted, but Bullseye and Scorpio-Venom are still on the team.


I wish someone would specify just what it is that Wolverine is the best there is at doing.

 

[Ultra-Herald9]

Granted, but Bullseye and Scorpio-Venom are still on the team.


I wish someone would specify just what it is that Wolverine is the best there is at doing.

Granted
He is now the best Dolphin Whittler/Tax collector.

I wish they brought back Vision fo' real.

 

[Roughneck]

Granted, but the second he's bck he spits out a bunch of Ultrons and melts



I wish the GLA became Heralds of Galactus

 

[Artistsean]

Granted, but as the new Heralds of Galactus they circle the universe and end up back at Earth where Galactus eats it and kills every super being on the planet including Captain America and Spider-Man,
but not Hulk or Wolverine.

I wish I could read graphic novels as fast as I buy them.

 

[Lt. Figgnuts]

Granted, but as the new Heralds of Galactus they circle the universe and end up back at Earth where Galactus eats it and kills every super being on the planet including Captain America and Spider-Man,
but not Hulk or Wolverine.

I wish I could read graphic novels as fast as I buy them.

Granted, but now every time you buy a graphic novel there's a super-long line and it takes three hours to get to the front - not to mention the time it takes you to pick out a decent trade in the first place.

I wish Dan Slott would write an ongoing Spider-Man/Human Torch book.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but it's cancled after the second issue.

I wish Captain America had Thor's Hammer perminatly.

 

[bored]

Granted, but it's cancled after the second issue.

I wish Captain America had Thor's Hammer perminatly.

Granted, but he talks like him now.



I wish Namor wore pants more frequently.

 

[Zoken]

Granted, but he talks about how he never wears underwear more




I wish we could see a team of cosmic level heroes

 

[deemar325]

Granted, but their overwhelming awesomeness and 'Power Cosmic aura' render you blind and near insane by the virtue of absorbing a fraction of cosmic awareness feedback.



I wish Starfox owned a brothel.