I like how nobody suspects the Canadians.
Rest assured, we have a plan. Ohhh, we have a plan.
The War of 1812 - The Arrogant Worms
Oh, come back proud Canadians
to before you had TV.
No Hockey Night in Canada,
there was no CBC.
In 1812, Madison was mad!
He was the President, you know.
He thought he'd tell the British
where they ought to go.
He thought he'd invade Canada,
he thought that he was tough.
Instead we went to Washington
and burned down all his stuff!
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And the White House burned burned burned,
and we're the ones that did it!
It burned burned burned
while the president ran and cried.
It burned burned burned
and things were very historical.
The Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies waa waa waa
in the War of 1812.
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Us hillbillies from Kentucky,
dressed in green and red,
left home to fight in Canada,
but they returned home dead.
It's the only war the Yankees lost
except for Vietnam.
And also the Alamo,
and the Bay of... ham!
The loser was America
the winner was ourselves.
So join right in and gloat about
the War of 1812!
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In 1812 we were just sittin' around
Mindin' our own business, puttin' crops into the ground!
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn't like that sound,
so we took a boat to Washington and burned it the ground!
Ohh we fired our guns
but the Yankees kept a'coming.
There wasn't quite as many
as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more
and the Yankees started running
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico-o-o!
They ran through the snow
and they ran through the forest!
They ran through the bushes
where the beavers wouldn't go!
They ran so fast they forgot to take their culture
back to America and golf and Texaco!
So if you go to Washington,
its buildings clean and nice,
bring a pack of matches
and we'll burn the White House twice!
And the White House burned burned burned,
and the Americans won't admit it!
It burned burned burned
it burned and burned and burned!
It burned burned burned,
I'll bet that made them mad.
The Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies waa waa waa
in the War of 1812!