What things have you seen a drunk person do?

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  1. SoulManX The Inspector!

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    What the dumbest thing you have ever seen anyone do while they were drunk?

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  2. Speedball Don't. Blink.

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    LOL!
    I love how the Newports are on the top.
    I'm usually the one doing stupid things while drunk...:o
     
  3. Jack Rabbit i roll twenties

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  4. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Well I have had my share of stupid drunk stuff but I have had a person pee on my window and also puke right near my window at different times. We lived right by party central at my college and girls would also just drop pants in the grass on the lawn and pee in our lawn!
     
  5. GoldenAgeHero Registered

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    they should've masterbated on her head. that'll be sooo ****in hilarious.
     
  6. Ive seen a person try to have sex with a pig..then i realised it was his girlfriend, so i didn't say anything and left.
     
  7. SoulManX The Inspector!

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  8. Ice-man Registered

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    ive seen some funny **** while my friends were drunk, i don't drink but I'm deciding on drinking tonight cuz weed aint doing much for me anymore, but I'm still gonna smoke it.

    but yea ive seen my friend walk into a door more than once, i would have thought hed learn his mistake the first time.

    my other friend fell out of my friends room, he has an attic room with a small door in the floor, and well it was open and my friend fell right threw.

    OMG was that funny.
     
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  10. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    -Punch someone square in the face.
    -Do a wee on public property.
    -Do a number two in the bush (I am guilty of that one)
    -Urinate in a tent. (also me)
    -Eat a whole family bucket of KFC to himself (Me again :o)
    -Down a two pint pitcher of Jagermeister and Red bull in 9 seconds
    -Down a pint of beer in 3 seconds.
    -Get their top off at 4 in the morning in the pitch black and start to sing soccer team songs. :o
     
  11. GoldenAgeHero Registered

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    dave chapelle:"the down side of smoking weed or drinking with white people, is that they do some crazy weird ass ****, thats why you don't pass out around them"
     
  12. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    Nothing too crazy, but I've seen a relative or two get sick once.
     
  13. SWAT Pool of the Death

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    I've seen people of both genders pee on the fence of the Royal Castle in Norway... While I'm standing on the other side lighting my flashlight and yellling at them.
     
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    My old next door neighbour shruffled over to my home and was aplogizing for disturbing the piece and then practically crawled back to her home.

    Not so much as see but hear, I heard a guest at one of my drunk neighbors house sing a really bad version of the Beatles, Taxman over and over again. :( :( :(

    **I'd totally don't have to be drunk to eat a whole bucket of KFC, that stuff is good! ;)**
     
  15. tzarinna Mamochka

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    Yeah, I'm still not ready give out my stories yet. :oldrazz:
     
  16. Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    To drive a car from one parking lot to another, in a city for the first time, while drunk.
     
  17. bell110 Drunk on Capitol Hill

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    My friend pissed into a trashcan in the middle of a club.
     
  18. Rac Deadite

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    - Dudes sword fighting with their *****.
    - Dudes crashing a party naked.
    - Dude taking a piss into a ash trashcan outside a bar.
    - Dude slamming his dick to a bar table.
    - Dude licking beer from floor after accidentally knocked the bottle down.
    - Dudes rolling on a new asphalt because "I've never rolled on a new asphalt!", "Me neither!"

    (I didn't do any of those. :o)
     
  19. Bishop Mr. Jingles

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    i apparently stuck a stick down my throat to induce vomiting, but i maintain that it made sense
     
  20. Lazlo Panaflex Registered

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    -start dancing in the middle of the sidewalk
     
  21. comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    Father of the bride dancing drunk on a table at a wedding reception. What was weird was when the table broke.:hehe:
     
  22. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    My brother jumped a fence and got his shorts caught on the wire and ended up ripping them right off.....so what did he do.....he decided to still go to the outdoor concert naked......a couple of body surfing attempts later and avoiding security all night made for an interesting night....
     
  23. SoulManX The Inspector!

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    :wow:
     
  24. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    pfft that was a tame venture compared to some others in my younger years....
     
  25. vindrow Cipher Pol 9

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    Heres one for ya....When I was in the Army and stationed in Germany a few of us was invited over to a friends house for a party that he was having before his wife flew in to join him, so we all got pretty drunk and one of the guys decided he was going to freak everyone out and decided to masterbate the dog, and he did and the dog got off. Needless to say someone that wasn't too drunk took some pics of the event and plastered them all over the barracks.:hehe:
     

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