Creature lives in a woman's ear

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  1. roach

    roach I am the night

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    #1 roach, Aug 9, 2012
  2. Boy Scout

    Boy Scout Avenger

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    Dafuq.
     
    #2 Boy Scout, Aug 9, 2012
  3. TheDreamMaster

    TheDreamMaster The Night He Came Home...

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    Can we move this to the "Kill it with fire" thread as well...because my God...I never want to sleep again
     
    #3 TheDreamMaster, Aug 9, 2012
  4. steintym

    steintym Stay Frosty

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    F*************** My ears itch all the time. I'm going to keep believing it's allergies.
     
    #4 steintym, Aug 9, 2012
  5. Maximum Carnage

    Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    Or creatures hellbent on eating your brain, steintym.
     
    #5 Maximum Carnage, Aug 10, 2012
  6. tzarinna

    tzarinna Mamochka

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    It happen in China, yet the article talks about large numbers of spiders and bugs in the US due to the drought, thanks, thanks a lot.
     
    #6 tzarinna, Aug 10, 2012
  7. serendipity

    serendipity Civilian

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    That's ok, I was planning on staying up all night to watch a Batman Beyond marathon anyway.
     
    #7 serendipity, Aug 10, 2012
  8. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    This is a pretty regular occurrence actually.
     
    #8 Darthphere, Aug 10, 2012
  9. Maximum Carnage

    Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    I'd have my ear cut off. Or, I'd shoot myself with some kind of narcotic to knock me out.




    Or, you know, just die - before having a spider live in my ****ING EAR! :o
     
    #9 Maximum Carnage, Aug 10, 2012
  10. roach

    roach I am the night

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    its why I am glad i go to sleep with my ear buds in listening to music
     
    #10 roach, Aug 10, 2012
  11. AndrewGilkison

    AndrewGilkison Superhero

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    A fly once flew into my ear while I was asleep. Thankfully some ear wax removal got him out.
     
    #11 AndrewGilkison, Aug 10, 2012
  12. RoughNTumble

    RoughNTumble i m not desperate

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    hygiene is vital

    you won't find insects nesting anywhere on me imo
     
    #12 RoughNTumble, Aug 10, 2012
  13. steintym

    steintym Stay Frosty

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    It's just allergies, it's just allergies, it's just allergies ...
     
    #13 steintym, Aug 10, 2012
  14. knowsbleed

    knowsbleed Avenger

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    It looks so cute!
     
    #14 knowsbleed, Aug 10, 2012
  15. Duke

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    This article just reminded me of that scene in Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan, where Khan has his henchmen put creatures into both Chekov's & Captain Terrell's ears. YIKES!!! :wow:
     
    #15 Duke, Aug 10, 2012
  16. Schlosser85

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    Why did I click on the article....I knew it wasn't a good idea...why did I click...
     
    #16 Schlosser85, Aug 10, 2012
  17. Morg

    Morg Grumpy mod

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    Matt not going like this thread :hehe:

    should go back to my spider avatar ;)
     
    #17 Morg, Aug 10, 2012
  18. VictorCreed

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    I remember hearing about a similar incident where a kid had itching and heard rustling in one of his ears. The doctor got the spider out, and the kid kept it as a pet!
     
    #18 VictorCreed, Aug 10, 2012
  19. VictorCreed

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    It doesn't really have anything to do with hygiene.
     
    #19 VictorCreed, Aug 10, 2012
  20. Pink Ranger

    Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Why nobody in the horror movie genre has started an "Earspiders" franchise is beyond me.
     
    #20 Pink Ranger, Aug 10, 2012
  21. terry78

    terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Ears and eyes are the only holes on your body that are constantly open and vulnerable to parasites.
     
    #21 terry78, Aug 10, 2012
  22. Lasirius

    Lasirius tarifa

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    Oh, the article comes with pictures. :csad:
     
    #22 Lasirius, Aug 10, 2012
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  23. Boom

    Boom I got nothin'

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    Those photos sent me over the edge.
     
    #23 Boom, Aug 10, 2012
  24. GENERAL RAAM582

    GENERAL RAAM582 A Rebellion Built on Hope

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    Well... not really. :cwink:
     
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  25. roach

    roach I am the night

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    Because no one would be able to film it without having major icky feelings. You think Human Centipede is bad...this movie would be banned in every country. People would have bootleg copies and invite friends over to see how long they can watch

    ...and just when you think its over and you washed the spiders from your ears.....

    Doctor:" Mr Hale. You must come down to my office immediately."
    Hale:"Why whats wrong?"
    Doctor:"The spider we pulled from your ear....it was female...and was pregnant"
    Hale:"Was pregnant?"
    Doctor:"It laid its eggs in your ear."


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
    #25 roach, Aug 10, 2012
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