Creature lives in a woman's ear

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  1. roach I am the night

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  3. TheDreamMaster The Night He Came Home...

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    Can we move this to the "Kill it with fire" thread as well...because my God...I never want to sleep again
     
  4. steintym Stay Frosty

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    F*************** My ears itch all the time. I'm going to keep believing it's allergies.
     
  5. Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    Or creatures hellbent on eating your brain, steintym.
     
  6. tzarinna Mamochka

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    It happen in China, yet the article talks about large numbers of spiders and bugs in the US due to the drought, thanks, thanks a lot.
     
  7. serendipity Registered

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    That's ok, I was planning on staying up all night to watch a Batman Beyond marathon anyway.
     
  8. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    This is a pretty regular occurrence actually.
     
  9. Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    I'd have my ear cut off. Or, I'd shoot myself with some kind of narcotic to knock me out.




    Or, you know, just die - before having a spider live in my ****ING EAR! :o
     
  10. roach I am the night

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    its why I am glad i go to sleep with my ear buds in listening to music
     
  11. AndrewGilkison Registered

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    A fly once flew into my ear while I was asleep. Thankfully some ear wax removal got him out.
     
  12. RoughNTumble i m not desperate

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    hygiene is vital

    you won't find insects nesting anywhere on me imo
     
  13. steintym Stay Frosty

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    It's just allergies, it's just allergies, it's just allergies ...
     
  14. knowsbleed Registered

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    It looks so cute!
     
  15. Duke Registered

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    This article just reminded me of that scene in Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan, where Khan has his henchmen put creatures into both Chekov's & Captain Terrell's ears. YIKES!!! :wow:
     
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    Why did I click on the article....I knew it wasn't a good idea...why did I click...
     
  17. Morg Super Moderator

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    Matt not going like this thread :hehe:

    should go back to my spider avatar ;)
     
  18. VictorCreed Registered

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    I remember hearing about a similar incident where a kid had itching and heard rustling in one of his ears. The doctor got the spider out, and the kid kept it as a pet!
     
  19. VictorCreed Registered

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    It doesn't really have anything to do with hygiene.
     
  20. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Why nobody in the horror movie genre has started an "Earspiders" franchise is beyond me.
     
  21. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Ears and eyes are the only holes on your body that are constantly open and vulnerable to parasites.
     
  22. Lasirius tarifa

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    Oh, the article comes with pictures. :csad:
     
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  23. Boom I got nothin'

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    Those photos sent me over the edge.
     
  24. GENERAL RAAM582 A Rebellion Built on Hope

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    Well... not really. :cwink:
     
  25. roach I am the night

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    Because no one would be able to film it without having major icky feelings. You think Human Centipede is bad...this movie would be banned in every country. People would have bootleg copies and invite friends over to see how long they can watch

    ...and just when you think its over and you washed the spiders from your ears.....

    Doctor:" Mr Hale. You must come down to my office immediately."
    Hale:"Why whats wrong?"
    Doctor:"The spider we pulled from your ear....it was female...and was pregnant"
    Hale:"Was pregnant?"
    Doctor:"It laid its eggs in your ear."


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     

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