Creeps on the Internet!

[The Apocalypse]

So some dude who I can't remember ever talking to randomly IMed me and asked me to sign into his myspace because he was having trouble... of course I was incredulous, so I initially refused. He is persistent, insisting that he 'needs' to check it.

He asks for my myspace URL, and since I don't really care about it, I share it... He goes on to ask if I'm bi, which I found... bizarre. Especially since it says very clearly on my page that I am, in fact, straight.

All right, so Mr. Myspace is persistent and I accept his email and password and log in to his very mundane myspace. Since he willingly gave me this information, there's apparently nothing wrong with this.

So this fellow, already coming off very creepy, asks me if he can send me a naughty picture.

Uh huh. Yeah, I TOTALLY went for it.

Not.

I tell him outright that there is no possible way that I would ever want to see his undoubtedly average dick, and that he is a complete creeper for even offering.

So, still logged into his myspace, I post a little bulletin titled "I LIKE TO SHOW MY DICK TO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET :V"

And ooooooh Mr. Myspace apparently has had the upper hand this whole time, and has foiled me! Wow!

[FONT=&quot](14:47:00) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]LOl, you dont eve know me.. ive been ****in with u this whole time, i dont even have a "naughty" picture[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:02) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]but okay block me[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:27) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:31) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]well that doesn't matter[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:47:33) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]okay have fun getting reported to the cops too[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:38)[/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]i posted a nice bulletin under your name :V[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:47:41) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol, getting on my stuff and posting tuff..[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:41) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]*bulletin[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:47:48) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you gave me your password[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:47:54) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]doesnt matter lol[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:57) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]i was acting completely within the law[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:48:00) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]in any case
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:48:13) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]if i gave you my credit card and pin, and told you to buy something and u spent way more then i wanted u to
[FONT=&quot](14:48:13) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you can't get in trouble for **** that happens on myspace unless it's actually illegal[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:48:18) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]u would still get in trouble lol
[FONT=&quot](14:48:23) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]it would still be your fault.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:48:30) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you should never share your information in any form.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:48:45) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol, anyways have fun when a detective calls you :P
[FONT=&quot](14:48:48) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]whatever happens after that is just a consequence or your stupidity.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:49:00) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]whatever buddy.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:49:07) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you're a genuine *****ebag.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:49:22) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol thanks
[FONT=&quot](14:49:57) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]anways just please get off my ****, and ill block u. i asked u a simple favor and u took advantge of it[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:01) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]shows how mature u really care[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:02) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]are*[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:12) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]i guess u really just did turn 18[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:18) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you're only 19[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:50:25) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]LOL i turn 20 next month[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:26) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]that's hardly seniority
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:50:28) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]genius[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:35) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]im still older
[FONT=&quot](14:50:38) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]which means more mature[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:40) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]ha
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:50:42) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]so please stop talking[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:42) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]right.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:50:46) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]i don't think that's how it works.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:50:53) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]but have fun thinking you're so much better than me.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:50:53) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol[FONT=&quot]
(14:51:14) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]then why can people drink at 21? cause they are more mature and can handle there selfs more.. supposedly. so obviously the older u are the more mature u are
[FONT=&quot](14:51:44) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]man, you can't even spell.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:51:47) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]get the **** out~[/FONT]


What an *******. I have very, very serious doubts that anything I did was illegal.

PLEASE SHARE YOUR STORIES OF INTERNET CREEPS GETTIN' ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS!

Sorry..I didn't know it was you

 

[tzarinna]

Creeps are people too.

 

[The Geek Vault]

One of my friends told me a funny story about something like this:
He used to go on aim all the time just to chat and one day he went into one of those chat rooms you can get on from AIM. Well he starts talking to this girl and they keep talking over like the course of a few months. Eventually the girls starts asking him weird question like where he's from and stuff. He stopeed talking to her after that. About a month later he is watching the news and sees that this guy has been arrested for talking to kids online and is pretending to be a girl they show the name that he used and it's the name my friend talked to!

 

[Danalys]

you should have changed his password and vandalised his page to a far greater extent.

 

[The Guard]

Cybering was so cool.

"You say something"

"No you say something"

"No you..."

And so forth.

 

[Danalys]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[MattBearPig]

I was never internet molested as a child. I think I have something wrong with me.

 

[hpwiz89]

One of my friends told me a funny story about something like this:
He used to go on aim all the time just to chat and one day he went into one of those chat rooms you can get on from AIM. Well he starts talking to this girl and they keep talking over like the course of a few months. Eventually the girls starts asking him weird question like where he's from and stuff. He stopeed talking to her after that. About a month later he is watching the news and sees that this guy has been arrested for talking to kids online and is pretending to be a girl they show the name that he used and it's the name my friend talked to!

t:

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

We only molest adults here.

LMAO!

 

[Logan's Runt]

Anybody who lets someone on the internet genuinely scare them is ******ed. Unless of course said person has been dumb enough to give out personal information to anyone and everyone. In that case they're dumbtarded.

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

Indeed!!!

 

[The Spider-Bat]

This reminds me of this thread:



LOL.

I miss my 12 year old days

 

[jaguarr]

Caps don't scare me?

Yet! YET!!!!

This would have been better if lemmasaurus had met the Blood Ninja, to be honest. At any rate, it's just the internet. Get over it.

jag

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Meh, people who hunt down young females and actually put thought and energy into stalking them are really scummy. BUT, with that said, if a 17 year old girl goes into a chat titled 'YoungF seeking OldM' then she shouldn't act appaled when she gets perverted responses. She knows full well what's in that room, don't play dumb with me.

I know a little bit about the subject since one of my neighbors was hauled off by the police on pedophilia charges. They seized his computer and it was supposedly loaded with porn. He was
rumored as one of the top leaders amongst pedophiles in America, well known in porn circles and tops on the list of anti-pedophile advocates of people to 'take down.'

The funny thing is that his father, who's a minister, said he was the one who turned him in after he started having young boys come over - at least that is what I heard. One childs mother came to my door once, all frantic, looking for her young son who was the one the man was 'playing with.' Not sure if he actually did anything to the young boy but the exerpts from his personal diary were quite - out of the ordinary.

Personally, to me, I don't know if he did anything wrong other than having porn on his computer. Which, if it was HIS COMPUTER and he did not take the pictures, I am not sure is a crime to go to prison for. Granted, adults shouldn't 'play' with kids and adults shouldn't have to put thought and energy into such things but if people, especially younger ones, were following the guy...

So, again, if you go to a room or chat with such an eroneous title - don't be surprised if Ole Uncle Chester the Molestor shows up.
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I believe this entire case with my neighbor was a setup and conspiracy by to keep me from viewing 'riske' material on the internet. If that is indeed the case I think they have succeeded.

 

[bullets]

Creeps are people too.

Yes , people who deserve to die.

 

[lemmasaurus]

Hahahaha!

lemmasaurus, I'm having a hard time understanding why you humored this guy for so long.

So who wants some cyber?

I wanted to see what he was getting at. I was suspicious from the beginning, so I figured I should see it through. He was very obviously a dumbass, so I knew anything he was trying to do was going to be ******ed anyway... and I needed a laugh :V

In any case, I wasn't scared of him. I just found the whole situation funny and pathetic.

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

Yes , people who deserve to die.

LOL!

 

[StrainedEyes]

I wanted to see what he was getting at. I was suspicious from the beginning, so I figured I should see it through. He was very obviously a dumbass, so I knew anything he was trying to do was going to be ******ed anyway... and I needed a laugh :V

In any case, I wasn't scared of him. I just found the whole situation funny and pathetic.

I believe he asked if you wanted to cyber... Do it and post it on here.

M/21/NJ Cam 2 Cam only

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

Hahaha!

 

[Sugarculted]

I like the traps some people set up though. Always funny to read the reactions of the old creepy guys

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Back when the internet first came out, porn and cyber sex were the main reasons for young men to get a computer with internet access, at least that is why I did. I was surprised, after being away from it for 5-6 years at how much it had changed and gotten away from that.

Now, my advice for anyone looking for a cheap thrill, is to avoid the porn and the traps that are chat rooms and stick with the live cam shows. The females, and some males, are all of age and are there under their own consent. True, it is a bit pricey at anywhere from .99 a min to 3.99 a minute but it's much safer and still cheaper than a strip club.

Even more, if you have the money, you could even buy your own personal sex slave. That is kind of risky though.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I love how he thought it was illegal about the myspace thing.

Should change the title to Mentally challenged people on the Internet.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Lemma called his peen "undoubtedly average". Hahahaha

 

[raybia]

So some dude who I can't remember ever talking to randomly IMed me and asked me to sign into his myspace because he was having trouble... of course I was incredulous, so I initially refused. He is persistent, insisting that he 'needs' to check it.

He asks for my myspace URL, and since I don't really care about it, I share it... He goes on to ask if I'm bi, which I found... bizarre. Especially since it says very clearly on my page that I am, in fact, straight.

All right, so Mr. Myspace is persistent and I accept his email and password and log in to his very mundane myspace. Since he willingly gave me this information, there's apparently nothing wrong with this.

So this fellow, already coming off very creepy, asks me if he can send me a naughty picture.

Uh huh. Yeah, I TOTALLY went for it.

Not.

I tell him outright that there is no possible way that I would ever want to see his undoubtedly average dick, and that he is a complete creeper for even offering.

So, still logged into his myspace, I post a little bulletin titled "I LIKE TO SHOW MY DICK TO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET :V"

And ooooooh Mr. Myspace apparently has had the upper hand this whole time, and has foiled me! Wow!

[FONT=&quot](14:47:00) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]LOl, you dont eve know me.. ive been ****in with u this whole time, i dont even have a "naughty" picture[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:02) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]but okay block me[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:27) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:31) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]well that doesn't matter[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:47:33) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]okay have fun getting reported to the cops too[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:38)[/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]i posted a nice bulletin under your name :V[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:47:41) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol, getting on my stuff and posting tuff..[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:41) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]*bulletin[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:47:48) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you gave me your password[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:47:54) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]doesnt matter lol[FONT=&quot]
(14:47:57) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]i was acting completely within the law[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:48:00) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]in any case
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:48:13) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]if i gave you my credit card and pin, and told you to buy something and u spent way more then i wanted u to
[FONT=&quot](14:48:13) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you can't get in trouble for **** that happens on myspace unless it's actually illegal[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:48:18) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]u would still get in trouble lol
[FONT=&quot](14:48:23) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]it would still be your fault.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:48:30) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you should never share your information in any form.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:48:45) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol, anyways have fun when a detective calls you :P
[FONT=&quot](14:48:48) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]whatever happens after that is just a consequence or your stupidity.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:49:00) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]whatever buddy.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:49:07) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you're a genuine *****ebag.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:49:22) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol thanks
[FONT=&quot](14:49:57) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]anways just please get off my ****, and ill block u. i asked u a simple favor and u took advantge of it[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:01) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]shows how mature u really care[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:02) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]are*[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:12) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]i guess u really just did turn 18[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:18) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]you're only 19[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:50:25) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]LOL i turn 20 next month[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:26) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]that's hardly seniority
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:50:28) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]genius[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:35) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]im still older
[FONT=&quot](14:50:38) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]which means more mature[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:40) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]ha
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:50:42) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]so please stop talking[FONT=&quot]
(14:50:42) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]right.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:50:46) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]i don't think that's how it works.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:50:53) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]but have fun thinking you're so much better than me.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
(14:50:53) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]lol[FONT=&quot]
(14:51:14) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]*****ebag:[/FONT]then why can people drink at 21? cause they are more mature and can handle there selfs more.. supposedly. so obviously the older u are the more mature u are
[FONT=&quot](14:51:44) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]man, you can't even spell.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot](14:51:47) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lemmasaurus:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]get the **** out~[/FONT]


What an *******. I have very, very serious doubts that anything I did was illegal.

PLEASE SHARE YOUR STORIES OF INTERNET CREEPS GETTIN' ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS!

Common sense is your friend!

 

[Poeman]

some guy named harry knowles imed me once asking if i had seen his cheese doodles