Cthulhu-verse thread

[Naked Shia]

Cthulhu stole my toys for christmas.

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[KevanG]

Cthulhu stole my toys for christmas.

He did not. If he did come near you you wouldn't be coherent enough (or alive enough) to post here. One of his loyal followers came to relive you of the burden of material possessions in order to free your mind for his later possession and revivification of your mortal husk for his glory. IA IA!

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm a proud self labeled Cthulhu worshiper. When did you guys feel comfortable labeling yourselves?

 

[Piper Maru]

deadmau5 - Cthulhu Sleeps
[YT]smt28hhJ5kE[/YT]

 

[regwec]

I'm a proud self labeled Cthulhu worshiper. When did you guys feel comfortable labeling yourselves?

I recently cut The Yellow Sign into my flesh, then branded it onto the buttocks of two impressionable young women after I invited them to read The Play.

That felt right.

 

[KevanG]

Piper I tried playing that and got an error message. Is that a warning or a threat?

 

[Piper Maru]

Piper I tried playing that and got an error message. Is that a warning or a threat?

What did the error message say? It's working for me.

Hmmmm.

 

[childeroland]

What did the error message say? It's working for me.

Hmmmm.

 

[Piper Maru]

^

Haha, that's awesome!

In the event that I am banished into exile, I feel that someone should take my place as caretaker of this shrine dedicated to the Mighty Cthulhu, high priest to the Great Old Ones. Potential candidates are as follows...

KevanG
DarkSovereignty
Léo Ho Tep
KRYPTON INC.
DarkSentinel
TheDreamMaster
regwec
Teelie

 

[KevanG]

I've just been having a lot of pc issues and flash issues in particular.

 

[Piper Maru]

I've just been having a lot of pc issues and flash issues in particular.

I will pray to Cthulhu to fix your pc/flash issues.

 

[KevanG]

I'd need to do a total overhaul of my pc to get it to work properly again. The screen flickers pink and purple, my keyboard is kinda messed up, I had to turn on the spell check just to make sure my posts are legible, I have to keep un/reinstalling my usb drivers to get them to read anything, my speakers are dead, the battery is working at 20% capacity. I also need to dig out my 2tb HDD to backup my system as I have no idea how much longer it could possibly last.

Methinks even old Cthuy might have a time getting this back in shape. I have a backup. An old mac that has a 0% battery life I would have to replace.

 

[Piper Maru]

Old Cthulhu might be a bit rusty with technology these days. I'd recommend Nyarlathotep, he's pretty good with that kind of stuff.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

^

Haha, that's awesome!

In the event that I am banished into exile, I feel that someone should take my place as caretaker of this shrine dedicated to the Mighty Cthulhu, high priest to the Great Old Ones. Potential candidates are as follows...

KevanG
DarkSovereignty
Léo Ho Tep
KRYPTON INC.
DarkSentinel
TheDreamMaster
regwec
Teelie

OMG I was recognized for something!

But just saying, if the Ghostbusters show up, I've gotta pick the cooler team. Not the winning team mind you.

 

[Piper Maru]

OMG I was recognized for something!

But just saying, if the Ghostbusters show up, I've gotta pick the cooler team. Not the winning team mind you.

I know you will make the right decisions!

 

[Piper Maru]

Meat Cthulhu - Epic Meal Time
[YT]0ITsGZJustI[/YT]

 

[Great Cthulhu]

Hi Guys, this is Cthulhu speaking to you. I am flattered by The Cthulhu Appreciation and Worship Thread. Thank you for all of your dedication to me. I especially appreciate all the art and music/video links, they rock! You are definitely true followers meaning your souls will be the most delicious.

Again, thank you so much. I greatly appreciate everything. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[regwec]

Well, who'd have thought he would be so gosh-darned polite.

 

[C. Lee]

Well, who'd have thought he would be so gosh-darned polite.

Yep......considering who it really is......

 

[KevanG]

Here's the godmods, come to take the mystery of the Deep Ones away

 

[Great Cthulhu]

Just a heads up to all my dedicated followers. Make sure to use a image hosting website when posting pictures in my likeness. Thanks for your cooperation!

Hotlinking
Hotlinking is when you directly post an image from a website. Many websites see this as you “stealing” their bandwidth and will sometimes retaliate by automatically replacing the intended image with another when it’s posted. These images range from simple caution messages to disturbingly graphic images. If you choose to hotlink and your image is replaced by a graphic/pornographic/inappropriate image, you will be banned. This can be easily avoided by re-hosting all images at a site such as ImageShack or PhotoBucket.

 

[KevanG]

You wouldn't think Cthuy would consider hotlinking worth talking about.

 

[Piper Maru]

You wouldn't think Cthuy would consider hotlinking worth talking about.

I think Cthulhu is just exercising his mod powers.