OK, JewHob, I'm a DC buff. And I'm being as honest as I can be right now, because I want to hold on to new DC readers. Here are my recommendations from DC. WildStorm and Vertigo to come.
Action Comics: I recommend this. It's been kicking ass for awhile now, and the whole Superman world is about to get even funkier. I'm not 100% on board with this current direction, but so far, I can't complain. Pick up everything Johns has done with this title since the Legion of Super-Heroes arc. You'll also need to start reading Superman and Supergirl, and the various tie-in one-shots of the New Krypton arc.
All-Star Batman: I've enjoyed it in a perverse sort of way, but I don't think you need to bother with it.
Ambush Bug: A good time for longtime DC buffs, not so much for new or casual DC readers.
Batgirl: No, it's just not that good, and you don't need to read it at all, so don't.
Batman: I'm loving it. However, I understand how people who haven't been Bat-fans or DC fans as long as I have wouldn't, which I think is a shame. I think it's actually pretty easy to comprehend, it's just that readers aren't used to stories that don't put everything right up front. When a guy like Morrison leaves plot threads dangling INTENTIONALLY, with every intention of wrapping them up by the end, people say it's confusing, continuity porn, unnecessarily difficult, etc., when what it really is, and anyone with a literary studies background will tell you this, is GOOD STORYTELLING. For you, JewHob, I think you're a pretty discriminating and intelligent reader. I think Batman RIP would be great for you. It wouldn't be a bad idea for you to go back and pick up all the trades of Morrison's run (excepting Resurrection of Ra's Al Ghul), but it isn't necessary either. And keep in mind, when I say Batman RIP would be great for you, I mean the actual Batman issues. The other Batbooks are good, but completely tangential to RIP at this point.
Batman and the Outsiders: Dixon's run was good, and Tieri's been doing fine so far. I recommend it, but not super-highly. You need to be pretty excited about Batman and team-books to want to read this one.
Batman Cacophony: Looks good. It's Kevin Smith, but according to sources that claim to know, the first two scripts are in the can. I think we can count on it being on time, and I think Smith is generally pretty good with the writing, so I'd say it'll be good. Pick up the first issue and see if it's for you.
Batman Confidential: Although I recommend the Wrath Child trade, whenever that comes out, the rest of the series has been pretty bad, and I think it's getting ****-canned. First, however, we're getting what looks to be an interesting Joker arc from Andrew Kreisberg. I can't say as this is any kind of an important book, but if it catches your fancy, I'd say it's worth at least a first-issue pickup.
Batman Gotham After Midnight: Good, but not good enough for you to pick up as a new DC reader. Don't bother with it.
Birds of Prey: This whole series has been excellent. I really can't think of an arc I didn't like since the first issue, and even before that with the old minis and specials.
Blue Beetle: Definitely pick up the trades of the Rogers run. I think Sturges is doing fine on it. He could turn the corner into not-so-good, though. For now, stay on this boat, but be ready to jump it.
Booster Gold: Get the full Johns run, and keep reading it now.
Brave and the Bold: I've been happy with it, mostly, but new DC readers probably couldn't give a ****.
Checkmate: Get all the Rucka trades, don't bother with the last arc.
Cyborg: It's about to conclude, and while I liked it a lot, it wasn't heavy-duty awesome. You don't need it.
DCU Decisions: If you've always wondered what some of our favorite superheroes believed in, this is a book for you. I admit, it's a guilty pleasure for me, but it's not bad. It's solid. I guess what I'm saying is, for you, don't pick this up. It's not going to be what you want in a good superhero book, and it's half-done already. It's fluff, filler, don't worry about it.
Detective Comics: Paul Dini's been doing really well on this title, and he's currently working on the best Hush story since Hush (which you should pick up.) I'd say pick up the first Dini trade, and check out the first few issues of the current arc, and if you like them, get the rest of the run and keep following the new issues.
El Diablo: This book is really kicking ass. I'm very impressed with Jai Nitz on this book. Like the new Blue Beetle book has been doing for over thirty years, it celebrates history and continuity and the DC Universe without *********ing to them, all the while creating a very new, very fresh, very interesting take on the title character. I highly recommend this miniseries.
Final Crisis: I can't recommend this enough. I know we're all tired of event comics, but this one is being done so correctly. The mainline book is awesome. Rogues' Revenge is phenomenal, and a great introduction of sorts to the Rogues. Revelations is mostly the conclusion to the story that ran through Gotham Central, into 52, and then into Tales of the Unexpected and Crime Bible. But on its own, it's also quite good, and doesn't need to stand on what came before at all. Requiem was the coda on the life of a JLA member. Rage of the Red Lanterns, you're probably already planning to pick up. Submit and Resist promise to be quite interesting as well. And Legion of Three Worlds will serve as an introduction to all three versions of the Legion of Super-Heroes, and if you dig it, you should pick up whatever you can from the previous runs.
Flash: Quite good. Pick it up starting with Peyer's arc and keep reading on Burnett's arc. But it's all about to start over with freaking Barry Allen soon, so don't get too attached.
Green Arrow/Black Canary: Honestly, dude, you could probably have a better book on that list than this. However, I hope you picked up all the trades of the previous series.
Green Lantern books: Keep reading them.
Joker: Brian Azz has a new GN coming out about the Joker. You should buy it.
Jonah Hex: You don't need my recommendation. Take the recommendation of every comic-book critic and fan with a brain. This might be the most consistently good book that DC is putting out. For almost 40 issues, this has been phenomenal. Don't wait around for this book to be cancelled, start reading now.
Justice League of America: The haters will tell you that it's sucked constantly since #0. I'll tell you that the truth is more complex. Meltzer's run was completely forgettable, it's true, and a lot of McDuffie's run has been marred by editorial constraints. But he's being cut loose again now, and I can honestly recommend what he's currently doing. Still, you've got a restricted budget, so maybe you don't want to pick this one up just yet.
Justice Society of America: I would say wait on this until after the Gog arc is over. So January.
Legion of Super-Heroes: Wait and see if you like Legion of Three Worlds before buying any Legion. However, if you do want some Legion goodness, get the trades of the Waid run.
Manhunter: Buy every trade and read every issue. This is one of the best superhero books that has ever been published. It's easily right up there with Jonah Hex.
Nightwing: This book is back in action, after some very lackluster months under various writers. I recommend it if you like Batman, but you also like Robin.
Rann/Thanagar Holy War: Utterly forgettable to my tastes, but perhaps you'll like it. I always thought Rann/Thanagar War was the weakest of the Infinite Crisis subplots, but if you liked it, maybe you'll enjoy this mini and it's tie-in one-shots (Adam Strange and Hawkman each got one, I think.)
Reign in Hell: I've enjoyed the **** out of this book. Some people haven't. To me, it combines a lot of what makes some old-school Vertigo stories cool with what makes DC mysticism cool.
Robin: Robin's book is really good right now. Dixon got it right back where it needed to be, and Nicieza is rocking it hard. I'm still not sure I'd recommend it to you, but it wouldn't be a terrible pickup at all.
Secret Six: Totally ****ing solid. You should read Villains United, and then you should read the first Secret Six mini, and then you should read the current one.
Sgt. Rock: Sgt. Rock has been blessed with some very good creators and stories. I'm looking forward to his new mini. If war comics excite you, sign on for this one. Otherwise, leave it alone, because it will be completely unrelated to the present-day DCU.
Simon Dark: Worst DC book on the stands. Don't ever touch it.
The Spirit: Untouchably great since the first issue. But it's not in the DCU.
Supergirl: This month's issue is actually a great jumping-on point to a book that's supposed to become more important to the DCU and to Superman, and it's been getting better and better for months. If you're going to start reading Superman and Action Comics, you should probably start picking up Supergirl, too.
Superman: And you should start reading Superman, because it's been kicking ass for awhile now. James Robinson is back in a major way. Also, pick up the Jimmy Olsen special.
Superman/Batman: It's been getting a lot better. Pick up the first trade of the series, and read the stuff Green's been doing. I've certainly had some misgivings, but I'm willing to forgive them since he's doing a pretty good job in general.
Superman/Supergirl: Probably not worth your time as a new DC reader.
Tangent Superman's Reign: Good, and I think you should check it out in the future, but for now, leave it on the stands. It's based on an old imprint, Tangent Comics, from like 1998, which you should also check out someday.
Teen Titans: I feel like last month, this book started getting good again. In the meantime, get all the trades up until Titans Around the World. Don't get that one. Before that story, it was fine. Since then, it's been kinda lackluster. But I think it's picking up again starting last month.
Terra: You might pick up the first issue and see how you like it. I have no idea what it will be like.
Terror Titans: It isn't bad, but I'm pretty sure you're not gonna care to read it. Skip this.
Titans: Not worth your time as of now.
Trinity: This week's issue SUCKED hard. Other than that, it's been pretty damn good. It started out at a slightly-better-than-the-first-few-issues-of-Countdown level, and has risen to about-as-good-as-the-first-few-issues-of-52 level.
Two-Face Year One: The first issue hit in July, the second one hits at the end of this month. The first issue was good, so I guess the second one will probably be good as well. It's an easy two-issue pickup for you.
Vixen: I haven't read the first issue yet, so I really don't know much about it.
The War That Time Forgot: Just not worth your time and dollar as a new DC reader.
Wonder Woman: Everything's been golden since Gail Simone took over.
BACK ISSUES AND TRADES:
JLA: Read the entire run of the Morrison JLA. Every issue, every story was good. I even liked Pain of the Gods. What I'm saying is, pick up every trade of JLA.
Crisis on Infinite Earths: This book will distill for you the first 50 years or so of DCU history.
Green Lantern: Pick up Emerald Twilight, Zero Hour, Final Night, Day of Judgment, the DeMatteis Spectre series, Green Lantern Rebirth, any trades of post-Rebirth GL or GLC stories, and any trades you can find from the Kyle years, because Kyle is the greatest GL of them all.
Flash: Any trades from the Waid or Johns eras. Also, Iron Heights.
Batman: The Killing Joke, A Death in the Family, Year One, Robin Year One, Nightwing Year One, any of the Dixon Nightwing trades, A Lonely Place of Dying, Knightfall, Knightsend, any Azrael trades that are out there, any of the Dixon Robin trades, Blind Justice trade, Arkham Asylum, War Games, War Crimes, Robin/Spoiler Special.
Teen Titans: Get all the Wolfman trades you can find.
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