DC bringing back "The Titans"

[TheCorpulent1]

All right, all right, get back on topic and talk about how crappy Titans was, peons!

 

[Green Lantern]

Not all of us thought it was crappy, power abuser

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I am not a power abuser. If I were, I would've just edited your post to make it look like you hated Titans #1.

 

[Green Lantern]

You're more a Brave New World style dictator and less a 1984 style dictator. Keep em sedated! Woot!

 

[BrianWilly]

What the frak is this frakery.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I think the proper spelling is "frack."

 

[BrianWilly]

Yeah now that I look at mine, it looks like it should be pronounced "frake" or something. Maybe if I put two Ks...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That reminds me of that second Heavy Metal movie. Is that an association you really want to promote?

 

[BrianWilly]

There was a second one??

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, starring Julie Strain. I'd post pictures but, y'know... it starred Julie Strain.

 

[Kitsune]

Yeah, starring Julie Strain. I'd post pictures but, y'know... it starred Julie Strain.

She Kevin Eastman's wife... nepotism at it's best...

 

[Aristotle]

Heavy Metal is probably the dumbest thing to come out of comics, ever. Yes, dumber than The Girl Who Loved The Swastika.

 

[WompuM]

Dumer the Johnie Kareoke?

 

[Aristotle]

I have not come across any comic book or comic-related product that is/was dumber than Heavy Metal is/always has been. And I've read a lot of comics.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I liked the movie. While I haven't read a ton of either magazine, I've enjoyed the little I've read of 2000 AD more than Heavy Metal.

 

[Aristotle]

How are the two even comparable? 2000AD is fantastic sci-fi that gave the world Judge Dredd. Heavy Metal is a shoddy, sleazy publication that gave the world nerds who jerk off to cartoon porn.

 

[cerealkiller182]

How are the two even comparable? 2000AD is fantastic sci-fi that gave the world Judge Dredd. Heavy Metal is a shoddy, sleazy publication that gave the world nerds who jerk off to cartoon porn.

Thats pretty despicable!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

How are the two even comparable? 2000AD is fantastic sci-fi that gave the world Judge Dredd. Heavy Metal is a shoddy, sleazy publication that gave the world nerds who jerk off to cartoon porn.

They're both comic magazines that I don't read very often. I lump them together in my mind.

 

[Anubis]

How are the two even comparable? 2000AD is fantastic sci-fi that gave the world Judge Dredd. Heavy Metal is a shoddy, sleazy publication that gave the world nerds who jerk off to cartoon porn.

Hey, it's better than using an issue of Cosmo.

 

[sethcohen]

so titans blew huh? totally called it... im awesome

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah. Five up top!

 

[Aristotle]

Hey, it's better than using an issue of Cosmo.

I don't understand what happened to the good old-fashioned porno mag. It wasn't twisted and sick and violent like internet porn. It had real people in it (which is, I guess we the D&D/Heavy Metal/nerdcore set didn't like it). It didn't show up on your internet history. It was pretty dern cheap. It was portable. It didn't make you look possibly gay for having it around the house (like Cosmo would.) I mean, that was good clean porn. What the hell happened to good clean porn?

 

[Anubis]

Well, sometimes you wanna see a blue chick with four boobs having sex with a robot. You just can't get that from an issue of Penthouse. Not even Swank.

 

[WompuM]

I miss Indigo from outsiders .

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't understand what happened to the good old-fashioned porno mag. It wasn't twisted and sick and violent like internet porn. It had real people in it (which is, I guess we the D&D/Heavy Metal/nerdcore set didn't like it). It didn't show up on your internet history. It was pretty dern cheap. It was portable. It didn't make you look possibly gay for having it around the house (like Cosmo would.) I mean, that was good clean porn. What the hell happened to good clean porn?

It's still out there. You just gotta search a little harder for it.