Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

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  1. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear headache,

    Please go away!

    Sincerely,

    Someone having a rough morning
     
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  2. redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    Dear Covid,

    Please go away!

    Sincerely,

    Everyone that likes meeting people.
     
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  3. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear ice in my cup,

    Please don't melt so fast!

    Sincerely,

    Thirsty man that wants water with coldness
     
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  4. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear life

    feck off

    sincerely

    whatever
     
  5. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear PMS,

    Why are you being so cruel?

    Sincerely,


    Cried over an exploded cheese sandwich
     
  6. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear BLM,

    If Black lives matter so much to you then stop killing your own people!

    Sincerely,

    People with common sense.
     
  7. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Karens of the World,

    You're just misunderstood.

    Sincerely,


    Sometimes I'm a little Karen myself.
     
  8. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear World-Ending Meteor,

    Hurry up!

    Sincerely

    Everyone tired of this nonsense.
     
  9. Spider-Aziz Spelunking

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    Dear chocolate

    Please last longer melting in my mouth

    Sincerely

    Not Batman
     
  10. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Cold,

    Sod off.

    Sincerely,


    A runny nose and a face mask don't mix well. Or do?
     
  11. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Life,

    I may have been a little hard on you when I told you to feck off.

    Sorry not sorry.

    Sincerely

    Still a little bum hurt.
     
  12. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear breakfast deluxe from McDonald's,

    I sure loved it!

    Sincerely,

    Someone with you gave a smile
     
  13. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Easily Offended People,

    Grow Up.

    Sincerely,

    Mature Adult Citizens
     
  14. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Peaceful people,

    Just speed up a little.

    Sincerely,


    I have nowhere to go to but I'm always in a rush
     
  15. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Time,

    You don't exist so stop stealing my life away.

    Sincerely,

    Old Man
     
  16. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Sailor Moon,

    I need more seasons.

    Sincerely,


    I know s.1 ep.1 by heart
     
  17. thangaran Registered

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    Dear Ron De Santis

    Please lay bare naked to make love!!!

    Sincerely yours always,
    Thangs!!
     
  18. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Sun

    Do your darn job and burn those viruses into ash

    Sincerely

    People that are sick of being sick
     
  19. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear YouTube PREMIUM ad,

    Go away already!

    Sincerely,


    Ain't nobody got money for that
     
  20. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dearest Brother of Mine,

    Stop trying to set me up with a date.

    Sincerely

    Mr. Not Over It Yet.
     
  21. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Brother of my buddy,

    Really?

    Sincerely,


    Me.
     
  22. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dearest Brother of Mine [part 2],

    Thanks for being a dude.

    Sincerely

    Your partner in crime.
     
  23. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Stomach,

    I'm sorry.

    Sincerely,


    The burger seemed a good idea.
     
  24. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear American Baseball,

    No one wants you back, you're too boring.

    Sincerely,

    Fans that don't want to waste their time at a park.
     
  25. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Cat,

    Stop it with the parkour.

    Sincerely,


    Cleaning the walls is not fun
     

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