Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[MissMarvelous]

Don't you Oi me,

I can make you my peach too.

Just don't want to.

Sincerely,


The clingy friend :P

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I can make you my peach too.

 

[MissMarvelous]

hell, yeah... BBY

 

[Rozen Thorne]

 

[MissMarvelous]

Nope, not going anywhere.

Sincerely,


Too tired to move my as$

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear UK

Stop trying to imitate the USA, it's bad form old chap.

Sincerely

A concerned Colonist.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Santa,


please be real.

Sincerely,


I am GROOT... Oh, sorry, broke

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please be real.

Sincerely,

All the Repentless.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Friends :P

Please enjoy yourselves tonight! Be merry, eat a lot, drink a lot, hope you get awesome presents and all that jazz.

Sincerely,


Me

 

[Drunken Rider]

Dear Life,

Could I ever win large amounts of money from..anything at all like a million dollars?

Sincerely,

What's my face

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Storm,

Please send rain to Australia.

Sincerely,

People that don't want Australia to burn to the ground.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Kids,

Do not try this at home.

Sincerely,


The girl with short short bangs

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Tumblr,

Please go back to the old format allowing porn.

Sincerely

Guys that miss some of the old huge databases of trans models

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear John,

Try Reddit, a friend of mine told me there should be some.

Sincerely,

Yup, a friend of mine

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Miss Marvy

Reddit is like going into a Library that has been in a hurricane whilst drunk.

Sincerely

A fella that can't navigate Reddit sober

 

[MissMarvelous]

(not mine!)

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.


Sincerely,


Unicorns

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Internet,

Please make better memes that are actually funny.

Sincerely,

People that are tired of lame sad memes.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear person reading this,

You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.

Sincerely,

I'll work tomorrow

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear celebrities,

Please don't take your family with you on airplanes or helicopters.

Sincerely

People that don't want to see bigger tragedies.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Me,

You better start getting ready for that exam.

Sincerely,


Can't fail twice

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Retail Stores,

Please wait until Valentines is over before setting up for Easter, you eager beavers!

Sincerely,

People that want to enjoy one holiday at a time.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear life,

Hold on tight.

Sincerely,


**** It's about to get real

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Weather,

Enough with the snow, March is coming up fast.

Sincerely,

People tired of shoveling and driving in snow.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear stomach,

I'm sorry! I really am.

Sincerely,


The meats were fantastic tho'

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear GF

Stop walking about the place nearly bare.

Sincerely,

Me not being able to concentrate on anything.