Deathlok gets the Billy

[Darthphere]

Maybe this whole thread is Deathlok's writing assignment.

Maybe, but this isnt a writing assignment therefore its only one word.

 

[Da Docta]

Maybe, but this isnt a writing assignment therefore its only one word.

It's it's, Darth. It's.

 

[Darthphere]

It's it's, Darth. It's.

****?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maybe, but this isnt a writing assignment therefore its only one word.

I want a 500 word essay exploring the pros and cons of glass doors on shelves by Monday.
*Extra Credit: Dress up like a woman, spread your Batman figures out on the bed, then compare and contrast yourself with someone who gets a lot of tail.

 

[Darthphere]

I want a 500 word essay exploring the pros and cons of glass doors on shelves by Monday.
*Extra Credit: Dress up like a woman, spread your Batman figures out on the bed, then compare and contrast yourself with someone who gets a lot of tail.

Awww homework? Shucks!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's it's, Darth. It's.

it's...

 

[jaguarr]

*Extra Credit: Dress up like a woman, spread your Batman figures out on the bed, then compare and contrast yourself with someone who gets a lot of tail.

LOFL! Ohhh, noooo....

jag

 

[Deathlok2001]

Name me some furniture thats better than Ikea?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Haverty's?
Lazy boy?

 

[Master Chief]

Stuff you'll occasionally find out on people's lawns come garbage day? Unless of course it's from Ikea.

edit: I just realized that stuff could only be from Ikea, lol.

 

[jaguarr]

Ethan Allen
Broyhill
Cox
Clayton Marcus
Hell, even the Ashley brand

Do some research for Christ's sake. IKEA is cheaply made and not really reknown for quality.

jag

 

[Deathlok2001]

I like Ikea. Its stylisitc & I likes it. Why are you so antagonistic? Freud would say its cause you have a small penis! ( maybe thats why you dont get any women, you like rooster)

 

[Darthphere]

I like Ikea. Its stylisitc & I likes it. Why are you so antagonistic? Freud would say its cause you have a small penis! ( maybe thats why you dont get any women, you like rooster)

Says the guy saying how pretty his new shelves look.

 

[jaguarr]

I like Ikea. Its stylisitc & I likes it. Why are you so antagonistic? Freud would say its cause you have a small penis! ( maybe thats why you dont get any women, you like rooster)

In that case, my wife would completely disagree with Freud.

Cheers,
jag

 

[Deathlok2001]

In that case, my wife would completely disagree with Freud.

Cheers,
jag

you have a wife? whats his name?

LOL

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I like Ikea. Its stylisitc & I likes it.

That's all that matters. Now go take a nap.

 

[Deathlok2001]

Says the guy saying how pretty his new shelves look.

Damn rights, they are damn pretty & women will like em a hell of a lot better than some white comic boxes.

Besides, if I decide NOT to keep my comics in them, I can always put alll my trades, books & action figures in it!

 

[Darthphere]

Damn rights, they are damn pretty & women will like em a hell of a lot better than some white comic boxes.

Besides, if I decide NOT to keep my comics in them, I can always put alll my trades, books & action figures in it!

Thats it guys, I give up. Im sure the ladies will find your action figures to be very sexy.

 

[Deathlok2001]

That's all that matters. Now go take a nap.

I cant, I just finished vaccuming out my car & armour alling the tires nice & black.

 

[Darthphere]

I cant, I just finished vaccuming out my car & armour alling the tires nice & black.

........

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

LOL, the method of storage I used for my comics has always been the last thing on the mind of, I mean withOUT exception, the LAST thing on the mind of every one of the girls I've been with.
I, hahaha, I, don't know how the two became so inextricably linked in your mind. It's weird.
If anything, most of them enjoyed looking at my huge collection of Bizarre magazine, which I keep in ramshackle stacks in my closet.

 

[jaguarr]

you have a wife? whats his name?

LOL

Let's put this into perspective, here. You posted about your "stylish" new IKEA bookcase and then insulted people when they tried to tell you that you put your comic collection at risk to UV exposure by using the glass doors. You then try to convince people that IKEA is great furniture and that it can help you get laid by presenting your comic collection to women in a neat and organized way. When the faults of that were pointed out, then you resort to more insults, of the most juvenile nature (trying to correct people's grammar, insulting the size of their penises which really makes one wonder why you would want to even bring that topic up in the first place, and insulting their wives), naturally, when told that IKEA really isn't widely regarded as a quality brand and are even GIVEN some examples of quality brands since you seem completely incapable of doing any kind of research on your own.

And then you wonder why you get such a hostile response from people in this thread. Mmmmmkayyyy...

jag

 

[Deathlok2001]

Thats it guys, I give up. Im sure the ladies will find your action figures to be very sexy.

NO, she may not. But if she is SO superfical that she disapproves of them & asks me to stop buying them & get rid of the ones I have, then a woman like that will never accept you for who you are, she will always try & change you to who she thinks you should be. After she is done, she will leave you.


Are you telling me you hide the fact that your a comic book collector to the women you date?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I cant, I just finished vaccuming out my car & armour alling the tires nice & black.

1) you nap in your car?
2) You're too exCITED by the pristine appearance of your car to sleep?

 

[Deathlok2001]

nono, I am going to jump on my mountain bike & go for a ride, maybe play some xbox 360 after, make supper, watch TV, then I have to go pitch for my softball team to nite.