The Dark Knight Describe Your Sex Life Using a "Dark Knight" Quote

[Keyser Soze]

I thought it'd be fun to recreate the popular thread from the "Batman Begins" board here for the new film. I'll get the ball rolling:


"Come on, I want you do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me!"

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

"I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear."

 

[Ryudoz]

"You see to them, you're just a freak. Like me."

"You believe your employer is a masked vigilante that runs around at night beating up mobsters and criminals with his bare hands, and you want to blackmail him? Good Luck."

 

[hemparea51]

"Do I look like a guy with a plan???"

 

[Rogzilla]

"I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with it if I got one!"

 

[donk70]

Do we really need this in the spoiler section?

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

"What happened, your balls drop off?"

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

Do we really need this in the spoiler section?

DO you really need to be in the spoiler section?

 

[Swordmaster]

Do we really need this in the spoiler section?

Seeing as it involves quotes from the movie, which some have not seen, I would say so.

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"What makes you different from the rest of us?"

"I'm not wearing hockey pads!"

 

[Keyser Soze]

Do we really need this in the spoiler section?

Some of the lines might be spoilery, so I figured it'd be safest to put it here.

"I'm not wearing HOCKEY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!"

 

[Keyser Soze]

Snap!

 

["V"]

"You can't rely on anybody these days... You gotta' do *everything* yourself."

 

[WompuM]

Tonight, you're gonna break your one rule.

(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand buttsex)

 

[Rogzilla]

"So, you want to be able to turn your head"

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

"ooohh ya wanna play, come on"

 

[Keyser Soze]

"What makes you think I want to hear you talk?"

 

[namtaB]

I'm not a schemer. I just do things.

 

[Perdition]

why so serious

 

[donk70]

DO you really need to be in the spoiler section?

Well, I come in here to read the threads, so you tell me Skippy

 

[Superboy-Prime]

"do you want to know how i got these scars?"
"I believe what doesnt kill you simply makes you... stranger"

SB-P

 

[donk70]

Some of the lines might be spoilery, so I figured it'd be safest to put it here.

"I'm not wearing HOCKEY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!"

 

[AmazinUncleBen]

A little fight in you...I like that...

 

[BatmanGoesToRio]

To your girlfriend after making a mess:

"He does that."

 

[Keyser Soze]

Thank you for bumping the thread back to the top of the page.

 

[Hello Beautiful]

"aah ah ha ha haaa haha ha haah ah aha ha oo o ee ee haa aha huh oo ee ha aah haaaaahh"

 

[BatmanGoesToRio]

Ooops. Edit. Double post.