The Dark Knight Your Dark Knight Dreams/Nightmares

[keit0s]

I had a dream that Heath's Joker was chocking me to death, but I wasen't struggling, and it didn't really hurt, heh. X)

kinky.....

 

[keit0s]

I had a dream last night where I went to theater to see TDK. It was really weird. Theater was very small, screen was on the left wall, sun shined into a theater (There was a roof) and it made screen faded. Then the film stopped after five minutes and I went home. My parents had the film somehow, so we watched at it in living room. But the screen was still faded, and we always had to stop the film to answer the door or go to eat. And this happened twice!
It was horrible! This was a first time that I had negative feelings about TDK! Well, anyway, It doesn't matter anymore how good movie will be; It can't be worse than my dream!t:

omg, that would really suck on the opening day "Im sorry, but the heat is killing the projector, im afraid we need to open some windows." xD

 

[protocida]

I Had a dream where i went to see ''The Dark Knight'', but the movie was completelly horrible!

The Wayne's had several bastard childs that they keep in cages on the Wayne manor walls. Alfred was gay and Bruce was banging his own step-sister! Joker was a very old gangster that becomed Joker when he laughed too much. He was like the Hulk with Joker makeup, and had super-strenght. On the ending, Joker tryes to crash a factory on Batman, but he ends up crushed by the walls. The, Bruce takes is cowl of, kisses his sister and go away into the sunset on the Burton movie Batmobile!

 

[keit0s]

I Had a dream where i went to see ''The Dark Knight'', but the movie was completelly horrible!

The Wayne's had several bastard childs that they keep in cages on the Wayne manor walls. Alfred was gay and Bruce was banging his own step-sister! Joker was a very old gangster that becomed Joker when he laughed too much. He was like the Hulk with Joker makeup, and had super-strenght. On the ending, Joker tryes to crash a factory on Batman, but he ends up crushed by the walls. The, Bruce takes is cowl of, kisses his sister and go away into the sunset on the Burton movie Batmobile!

hahahahahhahahahahah

 

[batman11]

I've had my fair share of weird TDK dreams, but none come close to the one I had the other night:

So I get to the theater, and am forced to sit in the back row - I have no choice. Anyways, I sit down, and I realize that the theater is backwards; instead of the seats sloping downwards towards the screen, they slope upwards. So, I can barely see the screen with all these seats sloping in front of me, but nevertheless, I'm pumped for TDK. The theater lights now dim, and I know the prologue is about to come on as the first scene. Well, it doesn't. The first scene starts in a sewer, and Batman is practicing his front crawl. We hear Gordon talking to him through an ear piece. Gordon says that Batman has to purify all the water or else the city can't drink any. Okay.... So Batman starts treading water, looking around for something, when all of a sudden oil starts crashing in, and burns away the suit. Now Bruce is treading water naked in the sewer. He pulls out his cell phone, calls Lucius and says "I need a new suit." The rest of the movie is just Bruce treading water in the sewer, waiting for Lucius to come. But the dream doesn't end there, it gets much worse. About 30 minutes into the movie, the theater lights turn on and a whole bunch of FBI guys come in, followed by George W. Bush. He apologizes because what we are watching isn't the real TDK, and he's sent a man up to the projection booth to put on the real one. While we are waiting, he personally goes to each person in the theater, and gives them a free hockey stick, and then stops and sits beside me. WTF? LOL So the lights dim again, and I know the prologue is coming this time. It doesn't. Instead, we see Rachel and Harvey talking, when all of a sudden the movie erupts into a full out hardcore p0rn fest. Like, it showed everything. Rachel and Harvey do it all in a hotel. Then they go to the DA's office and do it there. Then they go to a restaurant and do it all on a table. Then they go to Bruce's penthouse and do it right in front of him. The movie then ends as Rachel is sucking on Harvey's **insert you know what here** while winking at Bruce. The lights turn on, credits roll, and Bush turns and winks at me.

I then wake up in a cold sweat, completely horrified yet slightly aroused.

And that was my weird TDK dream experience. t:

Man this is sad.

 

[android fusion]

I've had my fair share of weird TDK dreams, but none come close to the one I had the other night:

So I get to the theater, and am forced to sit in the back row - I have no choice. Anyways, I sit down, and I realize that the theater is backwards; instead of the seats sloping downwards towards the screen, they slope upwards. So, I can barely see the screen with all these seats sloping in front of me, but nevertheless, I'm pumped for TDK. The theater lights now dim, and I know the prologue is about to come on as the first scene. Well, it doesn't. The first scene starts in a sewer, and Batman is practicing his front crawl. We hear Gordon talking to him through an ear piece. Gordon says that Batman has to purify all the water or else the city can't drink any. Okay.... So Batman starts treading water, looking around for something, when all of a sudden oil starts crashing in, and burns away the suit. Now Bruce is treading water naked in the sewer. He pulls out his cell phone, calls Lucius and says "I need a new suit." The rest of the movie is just Bruce treading water in the sewer, waiting for Lucius to come. But the dream doesn't end there, it gets much worse. About 30 minutes into the movie, the theater lights turn on and a whole bunch of FBI guys come in, followed by George W. Bush. He apologizes because what we are watching isn't the real TDK, and he's sent a man up to the projection booth to put on the real one. While we are waiting, he personally goes to each person in the theater, and gives them a free hockey stick, and then stops and sits beside me. WTF? LOL So the lights dim again, and I know the prologue is coming this time. It doesn't. Instead, we see Rachel and Harvey talking, when all of a sudden the movie erupts into a full out hardcore p0rn fest. Like, it showed everything. Rachel and Harvey do it all in a hotel. Then they go to the DA's office and do it there. Then they go to a restaurant and do it all on a table. Then they go to Bruce's penthouse and do it right in front of him. The movie then ends as Rachel is sucking on Harvey's **insert you know what here** while winking at Bruce. The lights turn on, credits roll, and Bush turns and winks at me.

I then wake up in a cold sweat, completely horrified yet slightly aroused.

And that was my weird TDK dream experience. t:

Man this is sad.

Hahahhahaha. Thank you for making me "lol"

 

[batman11]

Hahahhahaha. Thank you for making me "lol"

Hehe, I can assure you though, I wasn't laughing when I woke up. It was really quite disturbing.

But now that I've written it all out, I must admit, it makes me

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Well my dream consisted of Batman being a heroin addict, Harvey Dent his best friend, Alfred addicted to weight loss pills, and Rachel liking some big black guy named Big Tim.

 

[michephantom]

I had a dream that I wassupposed to meet the joker at this big dinner party. I was waiting at a table and an attendent delivered a package to me that was from the joker. It was a long frozen fish wrapped in aluminum foil. I was like wtf? and threw it under the table. The the joker came and scolded me for treating his gift so poorly. I had a suspicion there was a bomb inside.
Later in the dream he offered me a piece of green candy. When I said no, he ate it (including the wrapper) then tslked about how his brother thought he was crazy. He even sang a song his brother made for him. It was pretty good, wish I remembered it.

 

[protocida]

Batman11, do you realize that you dreamed about seing a porn movie with George W. Bush? Talk about fetichs!

One of my crazyest dreams was:

I Was going home with my friends after a party, when our car crashed. I Don't remember what happened, but everyone was outside the car and one of my friends was dead!

For some motivo, whe where guilty and send to a Arkham Asylum wannabe, that was my house! There, all my friends started to die, and, on every place they died, there was a main with a jacket and a newspaper. I Found out he was the asylum director, and run away to my grandmother's house, next to the asylum/my house. When i get back, i discover i was't até my granny's house, i invaded some random family residence. So i confront this dude, the director, and he reveals himseld as an alien!

When i realise, i'm on a shopping mall surrounded by an army of Ninjas! Then, Superman, Batman and Wonder-Woman break in to the mall and trash the ninjas. I Get out and found Mulder and Scully, from ''The X-Files'', saying my ride is commign. Then, the time traveling DeLorean from ''Back from the future'' parks in front of me, and i see a bunch of rednecks/barbarians doing it inside! For some motive, i get in and go back to the age of the dinossaurs! With a bunch of sexually active barbarian rednecks on a frickkin time traveling DeLorean!

And there's more to come...

 

[protocida]

Don't let this thread die!

 

[android fusion]

Don't let this thread die!

I just edited my first post of the thread...it seems as though this might turn into a "crazy" contest lol

 

[up2nogood316]

well i had a genuine TDK dream/nightmare the other night, it was quite weird.. basically i was watching it and the joker would go around stabbing people and every time he stabbed someone i would kind of wake up nearly, but then drop off again, the best way i could describe it would be like a kind of voodoo doll type scenario but with the people in the film being linked to me lol.. crazy i know but every time he stabbed someone it disturbed me enough to pretty much wake up... but im lazy enough to go back to sleep like straight after.

not as funny/crazy as some dreams in here but thought id share my ridiculous dream anyway.

 

[batman11]

Batman11, do you realize that you dreamed about seing a porn movie with George W. Bush? Talk about fetichs!

Trust me, Dubya is the last person I want to watch a porno with...yet after waking up and thinking about it, it's hilariously funny while somewhat terrifying. Believe it or not, wost part of the dream was getting an awesome free hockey stick, and then waking up to find out it wasn't real.

 

[Bunker]

I dreamed last night that the Joker took over my school gym and I tried to defend myself with a curtain rod...WTF.

 

[titan101]

I dreamed last night that the Joker took over my gym and I tried to defend myself with a curtain rod...WTF.

that's pretty weird .

 

[Bunker]

I've had my fair share of weird TDK dreams, but none come close to the one I had the other night:

So I get to the theater, and am forced to sit in the back row - I have no choice. Anyways, I sit down, and I realize that the theater is backwards; instead of the seats sloping downwards towards the screen, they slope upwards. So, I can barely see the screen with all these seats sloping in front of me, but nevertheless, I'm pumped for TDK. The theater lights now dim, and I know the prologue is about to come on as the first scene. Well, it doesn't. The first scene starts in a sewer, and Batman is practicing his front crawl. We hear Gordon talking to him through an ear piece. Gordon says that Batman has to purify all the water or else the city can't drink any. Okay.... So Batman starts treading water, looking around for something, when all of a sudden oil starts crashing in, and burns away the suit. Now Bruce is treading water naked in the sewer. He pulls out his cell phone, calls Lucius and says "I need a new suit." The rest of the movie is just Bruce treading water in the sewer, waiting for Lucius to come. But the dream doesn't end there, it gets much worse. About 30 minutes into the movie, the theater lights turn on and a whole bunch of FBI guys come in, followed by George W. Bush. He apologizes because what we are watching isn't the real TDK, and he's sent a man up to the projection booth to put on the real one. While we are waiting, he personally goes to each person in the theater, and gives them a free hockey stick, and then stops and sits beside me. WTF? LOL So the lights dim again, and I know the prologue is coming this time. It doesn't. Instead, we see Rachel and Harvey talking, when all of a sudden the movie erupts into a full out hardcore p0rn fest. Like, it showed everything. Rachel and Harvey do it all in a hotel. Then they go to the DA's office and do it there. Then they go to a restaurant and do it all on a table. Then they go to Bruce's penthouse and do it right in front of him. The movie then ends as Rachel is sucking on Harvey's **insert you know what here** while winking at Bruce. The lights turn on, credits roll, and Bush turns and winks at me.

I then wake up in a cold sweat, completely horrified yet slightly aroused.

And that was my weird TDK dream experience. t:

Man this is sad.

Hahahahahaha, that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time .

 

[batman11]

Hahahahahaha, that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time .

You're telling me. The visual picture you get in your head is nothing compared to living that creepy ass dream.

 

[Yurka]

I had a dream a few months ago that I was the Joker and I was wandering around Gotham causing random havoc, greatest dream EVER!!!

 

[Batmatic]

Considering how much I think of the movie, I'm surprised that I have had no dreams about this movie at all.

 

[Conebone69]

I had a dream a few months ago that I was the Joker and I was wandering around Gotham causing random havoc, greatest dream EVER!!!

That would be tight... I wish I had good dreams about batman

 

[sandmjuggalos]

I had a dream last night that we were going to see TDK that night. It started in the afternoon and we started getting ready for the show. In different situations, I ended up tying my boots for around 6 hours. Broken strings, no strings, too loose, etc. By the time I was done the movie had already started and we were almost an hour late. Then I woke up when we were in the lobby by the air hockey machine. And I STILL never got to see the movie. I guess my OCD is invading my dreams too.