Die Hard 5: (Insert Title Here)

[<(o_o)>]

Die Hard 5: Tank.
Die Hard 5: Cultural Learnings Of Moviegoers Toleration To Uneeded Sequels Make For Profit Off Of Popular 80's Action Movie To Benefit Glorious Studio Called Fox.

 

[tamron]

Live and Let Die Hard

That's actually a really good one.

Dying Hard or Hardly Dying
Die Hard: Fall of the Franchise
Die Hard vs Hudson Hawk
A Dame to Die Hard For

 

[That-Guy]

But Harlin directed The Long Kiss Goodnight, which is an awesome name for a movie.

The title might have been cool but God, did that movie suck. Gina Davis playing Arnold Schwarzeneggar? That was almost as bad as when Harlin had her playing a f**king pirate.

 

[Advanced Dark]

Boys don't die hard.

 

[jrpstarwars]

Die, Hardly

 

[Jennifer Walters]

John McClane Dies Hard

 

[The Kid]

Die Hard 5: Why does the same thing keep happening to the same guy so many times?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[xwolverine2]

die hard : with viagra.
die hard: 5k
die harder than ever

 

[jrpstarwars]

Die Hard 5: Someone Please Kill Me

 

[<(o_o)>]

Die Hard 5: John McClane & The Pirates Of The Caribbean.
Die Hard 5: John McClane On Jungle Safari/ Against Headhunters.
Die Hard 5: John McClane In The Hood.

 

[Warhammer]

Old Habits Die Hard

 

[deathshead2]

Old Habits Die Hard

We have a winner. This is the best one i've seen yet. Very nice.

 

[Warhammer]

Thank You.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Die hard 5 : Die harder

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Die hard 5 : Die harder

I think thats what the Die Hard 2 title was.

 

[McVenom]

die hard: with a hard one

 

[Castlewood]

Thank You.

Except for the small fact that I came up with "Old Habits Die Hard" back on page 2.

OLD HABITS DIE HARD

 

[Warhammer]

Oh man.
I promise you that I didn't copy you.
I never really backtrack pages.

 

[SWAT]

Yea, one of the title card in a Live Free... trailer had "Some Habits- Die Hard." Or something close to it.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

Die Hard 5: John McClane & The Pirates Of The Caribbean.
Die Hard 5: John McClane On Jungle Safari/ Against Headhunters.
Die Hard 5: John McClane In The Hood.

Ha ha these titles remind me of "shaft in Africa". What a great movie.

 

[Mike]

Die Hard: with Viagra

 

[Castlewood]

How I envision it....

TempleFugit's OLD HABITS DIE HARD

1. Directed by John McTiernan
2. Bruce Willis has hair
3. Rated R
4. Yippie Ki-Yay Mother Fu**er
5. Bring back Samuel L. Jackson
6. Bring back Reginald Veljohnson
7. Bring back Bonnie Bedelia
8. Bring back Justin Long
9. Bring back the hot daughter
10. Dispose of CGI

PLOT:
Justin Long and McLane's daughter are getting married.... and the wedding would be the perfect excuse to bring back Jackson, VelJohnson, and Bedelia. McLane is retired... however, terrorists show up to the wedding reception with a vendetta against McLane. McLane wears a tuxedo.... standard black tux with the famous white wife-beater underneath.... and the action all takes place in the luxurious reception hall. We're talking a church, possibly, with mulitple levels.... And the final action set-piece would take place on the road. End music - cue Billy Idol, "White Wedding".
It's a nice day for a, white wedding. Start agaaain!!
Long and daughter would get married during the opening credits... and the rest of the film would be the "celebration." Cue Ode to Joy as well.

 

[Jspider13]

How I envision it....

TempleFugit's OLD HABITS DIE HARD

1. Directed by John McTiernan
2. Bruce Willis has hair
3. Rated R
4. Yippie Ki-Yay Mother Fu**er
5. Bring back Samuel L. Jackson
6. Bring back Reginald Veljohnson
7. Bring back Bonnie Bedelia
8. Bring back Justin Long
9. Bring back the hot daughter
10. Dispose of CGI

PLOT:
Justin Long and McLane's daughter are getting married.... and the wedding would be the perfect excuse to bring back Jackson, VelJohnson, and Bedelia. McLane is retired... however, terrorists show up to the wedding reception with a vendetta against McLane. McLane wears a tuxedo.... standard black tux with the famous white wife-beater underneath.... and the action all takes place in the luxurious reception hall. We're talking a church, possibly, with mulitple levels.... And the final action set-piece would take place on the road. End music - cue Billy Idol, "White Wedding".
It's a nice day for a, white wedding. Start agaaain!!
Long and daughter would get married during the opening credits... and the rest of the film would be the "celebration." Cue Ode to Joy as well.

Say cheese!

 

[Duende Verde]

DIE HARD DAY'S NIGHT

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Die Hard 5: Die Harderer