Disaster Movie

[The Apatow Crew]

Seltzer's number got posed on imdb.

At least, most people think that's his number.

whats his number? I'll personally tell him he sucks and needs to stop "writting" and "directing"

 

[Drizzle]

This is probably what would happen if Randal and Brodie decided to make a movie.

You mean Randal from "Clerks" and Brodie from "Mallrats"? How dare you! At least Randal and Brodie had a sense of humor.

 

[Symbiote789]

whats his number? I'll personally tell him he sucks and needs to stop "writting" and "directing"

Seriously?
You think it' be alright if I post it up?

The guys at imdb are saying that he doesn't answer, so he's probably celebrating or something.

 

[chaseter]

Post it.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Seriously?
You think it' be alright if I post it up?

The guys at imdb are saying that he doesn't answer, so he's probably celebrating or something.

Yes, i don't give a crap.

It's A holes like him or make it harder for other people to get thier stuff made cause its not crap like this.

celebrating what? the biggest piece of **** in history?

 

[Symbiote789]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1213644/board/flat/116311505?p=2

Apparently, there's another guy named aarron seltzer.
:P

 

[SuperBatman]

I was doing a Theater check for this movie and god damn This movie looked like a Pile of ****.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

Gosh, Date Movie, Superhero Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, all trash. Why do they keep making these types of films. THey should have stopped with Scary Movie 2.

Superhero Movie was more made by the guys from the Naked Gun. It shouldn't be in the category with those ****ty flicks imo.

 

[Spider-Vader]

The only thing they get props for is casting a man as SJP's character because that's what she looks like. Besides that it will tie with Meet the Spartans for winning every award at the Razzies next year.

 

[zeptron]

Yes! It friggin tanked! It'll only make $6 million on the weekend.

 

[Apollo]

^ 6 million!?!?.... that still way too much money.......

 

[PyroChamber]

I find it funny how these movies don't end up at the Razzies.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Yes! It friggin tanked! It'll only make $6 million on the weekend.

Wooohooo!

That must have hurt!

 

[Manic]

This movie should've made exactly $6-8, just so they could know that the one idiot who paid to see it went to the matinee.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

I find it funny how these movies don't end up at the Razzies.

I think the Razzies would find it beneath themselves to categorize them .

 

[Timstuff]

Looks like the Critics are raving about this movie!

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/disaster_movie/

Anyways, do these guys strike you as really horrible fanfiction writers who just stumbled upon a movie career? It's like they've failed upwards.

All of their fanfiction must have been furry porn.

 

[zeptron]

Here's a blow by blow review of the movie for anyone who is curious about it but wouldn't in their right mind pay to see it.

http://contest.disastermovie.org/?page_id=182

 

[Apollo]

I find it funny how these movies don't end up at the Razzies.

they probably don't consider them as movies..

 

[thejon93]

Here's a blow by blow review of the movie for anyone who is curious about it but wouldn't in their right mind pay to see it.

http://contest.disastermovie.org/?page_id=182

"Sci-Fi Movie"?!?!?! W?!T?!F?!
Maybe it's about time to put a pillow over their heads.

 

[joke]

These guys look like a couple of college slackers who had nothing better to do and decided to write some movie with stupid **** in them.

This is probably what would happen if Randal and Brodie decided to make a movie.

Those two videos are parodies. Those aren't the real Seltzer and Friedberg.

 

[Spider-Vader]

I find it funny how these movies don't end up at the Razzies.

What!? They aren't as the Razzies? Maybe the Razzie people don't see these as real movies.

Why can't Marvel & DC sue these guys for using the likeness & names of their characters?

 

[Sawyer]

What!? They aren't as the Razzies? Maybe the Razzie people don't see these as real movies.

Why can't Marvel & DC sue these guys for using the likeness & names of their characters?

They should. I'd lol.

 

[GreenLantern1]

Anyone going to see this movie should be shot as they enter the theater.

 

[Manic]

Anyone going to see this movie should be shot as they enter the theater.

I disagree. They should be shot on the way out of the theatre, but only if they leave when the movie actually ends. People who walk out early may live.

 

[Sawyer]

I disagree. They should be shot on the way out of the theatre, but only if they leave when the movie actually ends. People who walk out early may live.

I agree. Killing them before the movie starts would be doing them a favor.