Disturbing incidents at work

[terry78]

Has anything ever happened at your place of employment so bizzare and off putting you just had to wonder what the hell was keeping you there? Back in 2005, the company i was working at(pretty well known in the conference event industry) had an incident where the office manager called all the males into a private meeting. He had this Austrailian/British accent going on, which made it all the funnier as he was describing it. "I went into the bathroom earlier, and someone thought it funny to **** all over one of the toilet seats, and smear it all over the stall door. Now everyone knows I'm as livid as they come, but this is ****ing ridiculous!" I swear I wanted to just bust out laughing right then and there, yet at the same time I was disgusted. It was excatly the same as the south park episode with mackey talking about the dook in the urinal. And this is a very corporate high class type organization, so we were all looking around trying to see who was the culprit.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I swear you already told that story a year or two ago.

 

[terry78]

I swear you already told that story a year or two ago.

Did I? Damn, my memory is fading. Anybody can find the older thread, merge it or delete this one.

 

[Crazy Venom]

Has anything ever happened at your place of employment so bizzare and off putting you just had to wonder what the hell was keeping you there? Back in 2005, the company i was working at(pretty well known in the conference event industry) had an incident where the office manager called all the males into a private meeting. He had this Austrailian/British accent going on, which made it all the funnier as he was describing it. "I went into the bathroom earlier, and someone thought it funny to **** all over one of the toilet seats, and smear it all over the stall door. Now everyone knows I'm as livid as they come, but this is ****ing ridiculous!" I swear I wanted to just bust out laughing right then and there, yet at the same time I was disgusted. It was excatly the same as the south park episode with mackey talking about the dook in the urinal. And this is a very corporate high class type organization, so we were all looking around trying to see who was the culprit.

did someone drop a duece in the urinal too?

Stan Marsh is the culprit

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Did I? Damn, my memory is fading. Anybody can find the older thread, merge it or delete this one.

At least I hope there aren't any more than one person here who's had a crap-smearing at work.

 

[jaguarr]

When I was in college, I waited tables at a very high class seafood and steak house. Anyone who's every worked in a restaurant knows that some of the people that tend to work in these places would probably scare you away from eating there if you really knew what kind of things they did while they were at work. I've seen chefs spit on steaks and stomp on them on the ground and worse in response to obnoxious customers sending food back. But, one of the funniest things that ever happened in my time there was one of the other waiters and his penchant for nailing cocktail waitresses in the walk-in freezer having a VERY bad night. One of the prep chefs caught him in there with his skank d'jour and grabbed his pants and her skirt (why they actually had their clothes off in the walk-in freezer I will never know) and then shut the door and put the knife sharpening steel in the socket for the padlock so they couldn't get out....and left them in there. For about a half an hour. And then he went and told the general manager that Ross had something to show him in the walk-in freezer. LOL! It was mayhem. Ross never showed his face in that place again after that night. Neither did that cocktail waitress.

jag

 

[kane9321]

When I was in college, I waited tables at a very high class seafood and steak house. Anyone who's every worked in a restaurant knows that some of the people that tend to work in these places would probably scare you away from eating there if you really knew what kind of things they did while they were at work. I've seen chefs spit on steaks and stomp on them on the ground and worse in response to obnoxious customers sending food back. But, one of the funniest things that ever happened in my time there was one of the other waiters and his penchant for nailing cocktail waitresses in the walk-in freezer having a VERY bad night. One of the prep chefs caught him in there with his skank d'jour and grabbed his pants and her skirt (why they actually had their clothes off in the walk-in freezer I will never know) and then shut the door and put the knife sharpening steel in the socket for the padlock so they couldn't get out....and left them in there. For about a half an hour. And then he went and told the general manager that Ross had something to show him in the walk-in freezer. LOL! It was mayhem. Ross never showed his face in that place again after that night. Neither did that cocktail waitress.

jag

aww..thats cold..heheheh..cold

 

[BRUTAL]

Ahhh the good ol' days at Red Lobster...

 

[jaguarr]

Well, in my case it wasn't a Red Lobster, it was a pretty upscale place. It's scary to think what might go on at a Red Lobster if even the really nice restaurants have crap like that happening.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

I worked at Red Lobster for a little over 4 years and then at Olive Garden for about another year and a half. I have stories upon stories, bartenders hear it ALL.

 

[jaguarr]

I worked at Red Lobster for a little over 4 years and then at Olive Garden for about another year and a half. I have stories upon stories, bartenders hear it ALL.

I think anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant environment comes away with a lot of great stories that would make most people afraid to ever eat in a restaurant again.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

True, but I wasn't talking about the stories from co-workers. You'd be surprised what people tell bartenders.

 

[jaguarr]

True, but I wasn't talking about the stories from co-workers. You'd be surprised what people tell bartenders.

Ahh, true. I have a couple buddies who are bartenders and yeah, they get to hear some pretty crazy sh1t.

jag

 

[chamber-music]

some kid did a dump in a sink at my school. kinda funny at the time.

 

[CyberFaust]

in my day you would kill weasels and nail them to other people's cubicles. Now that's entertainment!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

When I was in college, I waited tables at a very high class seafood and steak house.

The beauty is the added humiliation of the possible effects of the cold on the dude.

 

[Immortalfire]

Jag tells some of the best wacky/crazy life stories around. Restaurants, the co-worker who accused him of stalking..amazing.

 

[ComicChick]

nothing crazy has happened at my work involving coworkers, but there's been some incidents with coworkers that were kinda freaky.

a customer went into sugar shock during checkout on the express lines once. i was a few rows back and her eyes just rolled up in her head and she collapsed and was convulsing. that was pretty scary.

another customer tried to be slick and walk across a mostly empty diaper display, and slipped and fractured her nose.

that's all i can think of at the moment

 

[heypapajinx]

I think anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant environment comes away with a lot of great stories that would make most people afraid to ever eat in a restaurant again.

jag

oh, that is sooooo true.
my friends used to work at EVERY SINGLE fast food place you can think of and they used to tell me things, let's just say i swore off fast food long ago.

and there was someone working here, we could never figure out who it was, who would squirt the brown out without actually sitting on the toilet all the way, so it would be on the seat, the floor, down the side of the bowl, and some in the water.
then they would just leave.
no flush.
no wipey.
what's WRONG with people!?!

 

[J. J. Jameson]

If you count school as work...I've got one.

My one friend had to take a whiz, but lets just say he wasn't really paying attention to where he was aiming...which resulted in him completely missing the urinal and getting it all over the wall. Not just a little bit. Like a stain the size of a basketball. Incidentally, they remodeled that bathroom a few weeks later.

I'll tell ya...