Do guys take the time to explain sports?

[War Lord]

It makes so much more sense to call soccer football than football

It makes more sense to call soccer metricball.

We're supposed to be metric these days.

 

[Ronny Shade]

My thought exactly! But no one listens to me.

Are you American? Or does your nation of origin comply with the laws of logic?

 

[CConn]

My thought exactly! But no one listens to me.

Hey, I listened! And agreed!

American Football is just too ingrained in me for me to want to change it.

 

[War Lord]

Hey, I listened! And agreed!

American Football is just too ingrained in me for me to want to change it.

Girls think that guys who listen are nice and cute.

 

[DBella]

Are you American? Or does your nation of origin comply with the laws of logic?

Yes, I am.
And no, it doesn't.
Damn Yanks!

 

[DBella]

Hey, I listened! And agreed!

American Football is just too ingrained in me for me to want to change it.

YOu listened and agreed because we share the same brain. No surprise there.

I've grown to enjoy American Football almost as much as Football so... whatever.

 

[DBella]

Girls think that guys who listen are nice and cute.

But nice and cute are boring. If I want "nice and cute", I'll get myself a puppy.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yes, I am.
And no, it doesn't.
Damn Yanks!

I thought you were, but you said "football" so it threw me for a loop.

I'm back from the loop. Kinda dizzy. But I'll be cool.

 

[CConn]

Girls think that guys who listen are nice and cute.

How horrible.

Will drunkenness and a slough of lurid innuendos ward it off?

 

[Maxwell Smart]

But nice and cute are boring. If I want "nice and cute", I'll get myself a puppy.

Go to hell

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm not nice and cute. I'm mean and cute.

 

[War Lord]

How horrible.

Will drunkenness and a slough of lurid innuendos ward it off?

Unfortunantly not.

Once you've been labelled as nice and cute, it's like an unremoveable tatoo.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Thats right I said it. I'm standing up for myself and guys everywhere do get pushed around by *****es.

We don't ****ing need you anyway.

Women killed chivalry...

And now face the consequences of your own *****iness

 

[War Lord]

I'm not nice and cute. I'm mean and cute.

Then you're in the netherworld.

Neither man nor boy.

 

[DBella]

I thought you were, but you said "football" so it threw me for a loop.

I'm back from the loop. Kinda dizzy. But I'll be cool.

I have lived all over the place and everywhere else it's called Football and besides, it's not popular here so who cares what it's called here. It's Football for me.

 

[CConn]

Go to hell

Hold your horses, rodeo clown.

Unfortunantly not.

Once you've been labelled as nice and cute, it's like an unremoveable tatoo.

Next stop Michael J. Fox.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Not being stepped on any longer. I'm not depressed any more by women I'm ****ING PISSED OFF by them, and I'll say whatever I feel and act like I want around them from now on.

It doesn't ****ing matter to me anymore because I don't get laid anyway.

Your most powerful weapon against us (sex) has no affect upon me now. I'm smart enough to figure out if you don't get ***** anyway, you might as well act however you want.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Thats right I said it. I'm standing up for myself and guys everywhere do get pushed around by *****es.

We don't ****ing need you anyway.

Women killed chivalry...

And now face the consequences of your own *****iness

I agree with a lot of this, actually.

 

[DBella]

Is RAGE a sport now? Can anyone explain it to me?

 

[CConn]

Oh, it's been so long since the last Hype nervous breakdown.

This is fun.

 

[DBella]

Rampage ahoy!!

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Is RAGE a sport now? Can anyone explain it to me?

You're the type of chick who used to make me feel like **** back in school.

No more. I'm throwing your crap back in your face now.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Not being stepped on any longer. I'm not depressed any more by women I'm ****ING PISSED OFF by them, and I'll say whatever I feel and act like I want around them from now on.

It doesn't ****ing matter to me anymore because I don't get laid anyway.

Your most powerful weapon against us (sex) has no affect upon me now. I'm smart enough to figure out if you don't get ***** anyway, you might as well act however you want.

At least until you get arrested, stabbed, shot and/or decapitated.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

At least until you get arrested, stabbed, shot and/or decapitated.

Why would those things happen?

 

[DBella]

You're the type of chick who used to make me feel like **** back in school.

No more. I'm throwing your crap back in your face now.

You don't even know me.

Throw whatever you want.
Look, you already have a thread dedicated to your frustration and anger over women in general, why don't you spare this "Sports" thread? And what the heck did I ever do to you? Never mind... I know what it is. It's coz I've a don't have a dick, right?