Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

[Eggyman]

8x6

Now convert it into inches

 

[Joker]

suddenly that makes me wonder why women say men don't know what there doing then...

*ponders*

....HAWT.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

This is true. Women don't know what they're doing...always trying to bite s***. After awhile it's like "Get the f*** away." LOL

That's why I think gay men understand it better because they have similar sensations and know the pressure points and erogenous zones. Same thing for women--they know their own anatomy whereas guys are trying to "find" their way to the Promised Land.

And most of us get lost.

true... and finding your way around what looks like a vipers mouth could be very dangerous..

 

[bullets]

It varies , some women are better at it than others . Some don't know what to do and others will suck your meat off.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

8x6

You're LYING! You're only saying that because it's the internet!!!









See. Damn that felt good.

 

[Joker]

true... and finding your way around what looks like a vipers mouth could be very dangerous..

It wouldnt be so bad if women would just tell you what to do down there. If some girl is using her teeth I tell her to stop that. Why cant they have the same courtesy?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I can agree to this. Pop the champagne, an accord has been reached.

i'll just keep sipping on my apple martini, but i do like popp'n the cork... no pun intended... seriously.. its fun watching it fly around the room

 

[spideyboy_1111]

It varies , some women are better at it than others . Some don't know what to do and others will suck your meat off.

eww watch the teeth

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

true... and finding your way around what looks like a vipers mouth could be very dangerous..

Vipers mouth? I prefer to call it a maw of pleasure. :heart:

Although men also have maws too I suppose.

 

[Gamma Ray]

You're LYING! You're only saying that because it's the internet!!!

See. Damn that felt good.

Then why did you ask me to send pix via PM?


PS: Sent!

 

[spideyboy_1111]

It wouldnt be so bad if women would just tell you what to do down there. If some girl is using her teeth I tell her to stop that. Why cant they have the same courtesy?

cuz girls really with sex are kinda lazy... they just wanna relax, this is why they usually give oral first.. so they can just sit back and feel the pleasure and relax the rest of the night

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

It wouldnt be so bad if women would just tell you what to do down there. If some girl is using her teeth I tell her to stop that. Why cant they have the same courtesy?

They don't complain because they are still getting over the shock that you're doing that to them in the first place. For some women it's a rare thang. LOL

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Vipers mouth? I prefer to call it a maw of pleasure. :heart:

Although men also have maws too I suppose.

not really sure what a maw is... and im not sure i wanna know..........

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Then why did you ask me to send pix via PM?


PS: Sent!

Beeotch!!!! I got your 8x6 right here!

 

[Joker]

They don't complain because they are still getting over the shock that you're doing that to them in the first place. For some women it's a rare thang. LOL

That's cause most men are apparently idiots...

 

[Gamma Ray]

Beeotch!!!! I got your 8x6 right here!

Sounds like you enjoyed it.

 

[Excel]

Stop worrying about it, maybe if you had more confidence she wouldnt care. If your under 6 inches than I dunno how to help, but anything over 7 which I believe is average you should be fine.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Sounds like you enjoyed it.

Smoke and mirrors baby...smoke and mirrors.

 

[Gamma Ray]

Smoke and mirrors baby...smoke and mirrors.

Aren't you black? 8X6 shouldn't shock you.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Aren't you black? 8X6 shouldn't shock you.

No it doesn't shock me at all. What I meant was I couldn't enjoy your fictitious pmed package. Besides, 8x6 would be about average...for a black man anyway.

 

[Joker]

I dont think black men even really have penises. I figured you guys out. You all got together and decided you would conspire to make the world belive you had massive junk, just to make us white boys insecure about it. It's your revenge for slavery and all that. Well, good job, it's worked

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I dont think black men even really have penises. I figured you guys out. You all got together and decided you would conspire to make the world belive you had massive junk, just to make us white boys insecure about it. It's your revenge for slavery and all that. Well, good job, it's worked

LOL We were Mandingos from Day one. It wasn't us that started the rumors. It was the massah's wife.

 

[bullets]

I dont think black men even really have penises. I figured you guys out. You all got together and decided you would conspire to make the world belive you had massive junk, just to make us white boys insecure about it. It's your revenge for slavery and all that. Well, good job, it's worked

It really is a ruse. Unfortunately for asians it is true about them being inadequate.

 

[Joker]

LOL We were Mandingos from Day one. It wasn't us that started the rumors. It was the massah's wife.

More lies, made to perpetuate your evil Zionist conspiracy ...wait, which race conspiracy against the white, christian man am I talking about here? I get confused, with everyone plotting against them and all...

 

[Joker]

It really is a ruse. Unfortunately for asians it is true about them being inadequate.

Yeah, but they'll probably invent Penis HD, which will make even the smallest penis work to the fullest of it's capabilities in crystal clear HD, with 5.1 surround sound...you will need to upgrade to Blu-Ray vaginas for it to work though.